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Worker Rush Part 4: Rising Up

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Gheed
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States972 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-19 19:07:18
November 06 2011 22:28 GMT
#1
Part 1: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=271453
Part 2: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=271998
Interlude: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=272765
Part 3: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=281817

In my previous blogs, I discussed my descent to what I had imagined must have been the deepest depths of the North American ladder. The longer I played, though, the more I realized I was not being completely accurate. I have, it seems, barely scraped the surface of just one of the many hells encapsulated within the bronze league. Normally, I scoff when someone describes themselves as "high gold," or "high silver," thinking them braggarts who fancy themselves better than they really are, but I can't think of a better way to describe my own preeminent position within my league. I am, as much as it pains me to say it, "high bronze."

When I first began worker rushing and my MMR settled, I noticed I would play almost exclusively against bronze leaguers. Now, I'm facing a silver leaguer or above in about one of every four matches.

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Welcome to bronze, bitches.


So what happened? I would not attribute it to any improvement in my worker rushing abilities. I've been using the same method since the beginning: Send workers and attack move. If they focus fire a single worker, I move it away, but I generally don't do anything more sophisticated than that. Hell, if I see them attack move, I immediately leave the game, so it's not like I'm somehow forcing victories through dexterous micromanagement where others would fail.

Why, then, has my MMR risen to the point where I am almost silver doing nothing but worker rushes? For that, I think we have the new ladder maps to blame. When I heard the news that Blizzard was removing close spawns, I was extremely pleased, which might sound odd coming from a worker rusher. Surely, I would want the spawns as close as possible, right? Well, while a close spawn is obviously preferable, and advantageous in any given game, knowing more precisely where my opponent's base may be located has turned out to lead to more overall victories. With the new map pool, after thumbing down three maps, four of the five remaining maps have either two, or functionally three spawning locations. So that means in almost every game I play, I can find my opponent's base with one or two guesses, effectively allowing me to win more games than when close spawns were included. Indeed, in the older pool, Shakuras Plateau was my winningest map, even with the close spawn potential of Shattered Temple still in effect.

"But wait," you might be thinking, "shouldn't you be losing? Aren't silver players better than bronze players?" As it turns out, no. No, they are not. So long as you show up reasonably early with your workers (made more likely by this season's changes), a silver or gold league player will shit his pants as readily as any bronzie. And then once I'm in their base I apparently have a 50% chance to win, as absurd as that statistic should be in any universe governed by a rational God. Removing close spawns and altering the map pool has streamlined the process of worker rushing considerably.

Another important factor is the ladder reset, which had a significantly different meaning to a worker rusher than it did to the serious players.

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Workers of the world, unite!


Because with each passing season, fewer and fewer people play (if you believe some TL posters, I alone am responsible for driving away hundreds of bronze leaguers one worker rush at a time), and the leagues therefore shrink. So while in season three, my MMR was resting firmly in bronze territory, it has now evidently overlapped into silver as the bronze league has constricted slightly. The opponents should be the same, but the new leagues give a clear demarcation between bronze and silver, whereas before it was just a bunch of bronze and thus impossible to tell who was "high" and who was "low."

I have also arrived at this unique position at the top of the bronze league because of another aspect: I do not leave games needlessly. I do not leave games against Terran opponents, as some worker rushers do, and I do not leave games to lower my MMR before starting a session of portrait farming. So, unlike those worker rushers who dwell in what I imagine must truly be the bottom of the bronze league, I have floated to the top.

One final reason for my heightened MMR: I only play during peak hours. I have noticed that during off hours, such as when I would stay up late to watch the GSL, the opponents I would find on the ladder would have a dramatically lower chance of losing to a worker rush. I would get one win for every ten losses, and often, because of the reduced player pool, I would keep meeting the same players over and over again. Because I generally play video games at night, this had the effect of artificially tamping down my MMR every time a worker rush session dipped into the midnight hours. When, instead, I only played after schools let out and before 22:00, I could go on huge winning streaks, five or six games in a row, broken only by a single loss before another streak emerged. This is an effect I have noticed in other games as well, and I have deemed it the "Neckbeard Hypothesis." It states that:

Within a given region, after 22:00, the proportion of neckbeards online increases while the proportion of normal people simultaneously decreases, until the following day at 15:00, where the percentage of normal people once again overtakes the percentage of neckbeards. Because neckbeards on the whole are better at their chosen video game than the average person, this means that average player skill is highest during the periods of greatest neckbeard activity, and lowest during the periods of least neckbeard activity.


So, basically this means that if I time my play hours to right when schools are letting out, I can encounter the largest possible number of bad players while minimizing the number of good players I have to face. Since I must imagine that the ability to hold off a worker rush is closely linked with player skill, this method leads to the greatest number of wins per hour while minimizing time spent losing.

From my new vantage point upon the peaks of the bronze league, I shall continue my promised anthropological research into its inhabitants. I will take this opportunity to talk about some of the highest level bronze players, and their slight superiors in the leagues above.

While mid and low bronze are packed full of enragés, the upper echelon is full of what I have come to call the "incredulous."

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As the name suggests, they are often a bit confused.


As one blog respondent explained it, there are people in the low bronze league who actually encounter nothing but worker rushes. At first, I noticed I would routinely match up against the same person twice, even three times in a row. Often, to my delight and their chagrin, I would successfully defeat them multiple times with the same rush. But as time passed, that phenomenon waned. My estimation is that if I started leaving games to lower my MMR, I would once again enter this domain of failure populated by only worker rushers and their victims.

Instead, trying to be as honest as a worker rushing portrait farmer can be, I've reached the point where there are so few of my kind that my opponents react with astonishment upon seeing me. It seems that you can either win a worker rush because your opponent is completely horrible, or because they are mostly horrible and simultaneously taken aback by sight of workers in their base.

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Hey man, don't shoot the messenger. Or attack move his workers.


Because worker rushers rarely stray from the darkest recesses of bronze, when one shows his face in the light of silver, his opponents are bewildered and thrown off their guard, more confused than angry. How could this happen to them? They aren't one of those people, those noobs in the bronze league that everyone makes fun of, having to deal with worker rushes. They're silver! Honestly, that just doesn't happen in the silver league. They're better than that, aren't they? Surely! This is beneath them.

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"Hmph. Your rush is dreadfully vulgar. My property value is lowered just hovering near you."


Often, they become a sort of high-class terrorist, indignantly refusing to accept their fate. This was not supposed to happen to them when they hit the "Find Match" button, and they're going to make their disdain known as only the upper crust can, snobbishly.

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"Get to work you filthy fucking prole."


Ultimately, though, their heads are as easily severed as any pleb's, and they are defeated just as the kind they so desperately struggle not to be. Their ratings rise as they improve their other, non worker rush-related game mechanics, and they eventually make it out of the reach of my lowly bronze grasp. Occasionally, though, after they have a long losing streak we will meet again and I, a humble Cerberus, gatekeeper to the bronze, will defeat them and remind them how truly awful they actually are.

Not all members of the highest tier of bronze are so pretentious. A few brave amateur souls fancy themselves above their station, and have sought to raise their place within the ladder just a few rungs. They are fierce, dedicated, and above all, clueless. They are the tryhards. The wonderful irony behind the plight of the tryhard is that they don't have to try hard at all. The onus to try is mine; I'm the one executing a strategy that should never work. As I said, if I see someone attack moving their workers I immediately concede defeat and leave the game. So, the only way I can even identify my opponent as a tryhard is for them to be both incredibly bad and in possession of an extreme, if misguided, fighting spirit. Tryhards are a rare breed, for most people who truly have the desire to win will simply opt for the quicker route, i.e., figuring out how to beat a worker rush. Most of the people I encounter are, after I become acquainted with their particular brand of crazy, easily categorized. This guy's a rager, this guy's a whiner, this guy's a noob, and so on. Tryhards, on the other hand, are so rare that each one has his own unique flair, and the games they produce are incredibly memorable. I would be remiss, then, if I were not to take this opportunity to give some detailed accounts of a select few of these games.

The first match I would like to share is between myself and BusRider, clearly a fellow proud of his proletarian heritage. Let us see how he handles his own workers.

We spawn on Metalopolis, myself as the blue Terran to the north and he as the red Protoss to the south. As I begin my march toward the nearest spawn location, my opponent shares some kind words.

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I think we know where this is going.


I, per usual, say nothing and check the first base. No luck. As I head toward the second base, a seventh SCV, newly trained, joins his friends en route to the Protoss base. BusRider sends out a scouting probe just in time to miss the train of SCVs entering his base. One enters a bit before the others, and he immediately sends a probe to attack it, perhaps fearing some sort of devious proxy barracks that I might plant within sight range of his nexus. That imaginary threat thwarted, however, he seems to miss the six more that trail in through the minerals and begin attacking his other probes. Two lose their shields immediately.

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I'm pretty sure I didn't make 108 actions this entire game, let alone in this minute.


My opponent does something resembling an attack move, but it doesn't look quite right, so I stay in the game and we trade a few SCVs and probes. At this point, he has five probes, six including the one lucky enough to be sent out on a scouting mission, whereas I have only four SCVs, two of them heavily damaged. It looks like he's going to win, so I almost decide to leave the game when, for no apparent reason, my opponent decides to run away. I give chase and we reengage in the open field. After a bit of micromanagement, I am left with two nearly dead SCVs to one full health probe. Unfortunately for my opponent, he seemed to have forgotten he had a probe at all, and he lets it sit there while my pair of SCVs kill it without resistance.

So, satisfied with yet another victory, I take my two hero SCVs, nearly defeated and in critical condition, and begin the process of whittling down the nexus. For a moment, all is quiet, and then BusRider decides to reveal his tryhard nature to me.

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We shall see who has the last laugh out loud.


Immediately I know what's to come. Though I haven't seen it, I know he must have a scout probe hidden somewhere. I check my workers' condition: 10 and 25 HP. I sigh, knowing that if he attacks the weak SCV he should be able to kill it, retreat, and regenerate his shields before going to work on the other one. The replay reveals he has his probe queued up to attack the weak SCV and things are looking quite grim. There isn't much I can do, but just to give myself the greatest possible chance of victory, I position my two workers next to a mineral patch. As soon as I see his probe come into my field of vision, I spam a few clicks on the minerals and then attack move the ground behind them. My SCVs immediately lash out against the invading probe. In a panic, my opponent lets his probe's orders fall off and instead of focusing the nearly dead SCV, he attack moves. Unfortunately for him, the AI chooses to attack the SCV with 25 health. With twice as much firepower, my workers manage to destroy his lone probe handily. My opponent is first confused…

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I love it when a plan falls apart.


…and then furious.

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Well, they do say that it's good to let it all out. I'm not quite sure what it is, though.


This next game I was pitted against a tryhard who tried so hard that I was forced to reciprocate. I have never had a worker rush that went this long and required me to exert this much effort. This game was the most incredible display I have yet witnessed in my roughly one thousand worker rushes. This mindblowing gem from the bronze league lasted an astounding 12 minutes and I produced only one worker. I think I displayed more APM in this single game than I have over the previous 100 combined. I have been including replay packs with each blog post not with the idea that anyone would actually watch them, but merely as proof that this shit is actually happening. In this case, however, you might actually want to take a look, because I don't know if even the best writers of the modern English language could fully capture how ludicrous this game was.

I meet my opponent, KnockedOut, on the Shattered Temple. We spawn in lateral cross positions, myself to the east as the blue Zerg and he to the west as the red Protoss. KnockedOut wishes me "glgl" and things began normally as I send my initial drones to check the close air spawn, followed by the far spawn. My drones run past his scouting probe, his first pylon, and then finally into his base as he, like the kid who has taken a karate class but has no idea how to actually fight, positions his probes in a ridiculous combat stance.

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The fetal position is not an effective countermeasure to a worker rush.


He immediately loses a probe due to his bizarre posturing. Realizing his error, he attempts to pull back and take up the fight in more open ground. Because workers move at the same speed, a player can retreat at any time. So, in my games where my enemies do not simply roll over and die, I have come up with a technique to entice them to stay: I use a weak worker as sacrificial bait. If a bronzie spies a worker he can kill, he will often be more inclined to engage in a fight, even if it means charging headlong into awkward angles and causing him to lose three times as many probes as he manages to kill. This method works well on KnockedOut. I end up trading one drone for five probes, making the worker count six to five.

However, something dawns on my opponent—he has 100 minerals left in his coffers. Like most bronze leaguers, he has forgotten to macro during the battle.

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I think this just about sums it up.


So, he queues up another couple of probes and once again the situation is looking quite grim for my prospects of winning. He refuses to fight while the other two probes come out. Often, when my bronze opponents manage to acquire enough minerals to produce a probe, they forget to change the rally point, so the worker pops out and immediately gets swarmed and killed. I would have no such luck this time. When his probes are complete, KnockedOut gathers his forces away from his nexus. Rather than give pointless chase, I decide to use another tactic to force my bronze opponent to fight me: I start nibbling his nexus to pieces, hoping to draw him back home and put an end to this. KnockedOut proves to be a craftier sort, though. He does something that I have never seen any other player attempt. His own mineral line suffering a drone infestation, he starts long distance mining.

Now generally, I worker rush while watching a progamer's stream. So at this point in the game, I'm listening to CatZ dulcetly sing along to a Spanish love ballad while probably planting a hatch in some Protoss's base. The first time I see probes return with minerals, I have not been paying enough attention to my own game and think it's just some antebellum remnants that he's just now decided to deposit at his nexus. As he franticly attempts to return the resources, I manage to surround a probe and kill it. Thinking he would leave again and distracted by the canción filtering through my headphones my attention drifts and he returns to quickly assassinate a drone. I mange to kill one of his in kind, though, and as the next one is about to die we engage in yet another high stakes game of tag.

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Duck, duck, you're losing to a worker rush.


Finally, we both give up on the strenuous chase and fight again in the open. This engagement ends in a draw, as we lose two workers each, leaving us both with three. He returns to long distance mine and I go back to my nexus-nibbling. When he returns again, minerals in hand, the existence of his covert mining operation finally dawns on me, but with only three drones I can do little more to stop it than peck at his shields and hope he fucks something up. He successfully deposits his minerals to the nexus, now at half health, which brings him to 45 minerals. Things were looking even worse. I had only two things going for me: months of worker rushing experience, and the slight hull damage I had manage to do to some of his probes. His next trip brings him to 60 minerals, and he trains another probe. After it pops out, he is now again in the probe lead, four to three. But instead of finally ending this marathon of stupid, he decides to run his three workers around in circles while the newly trained fourth stands idle and does nothing. Finally, he manages to completely screw up and gets a probe stuck behind his pylon, which he had no business being behind anyway.

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Maybe this is what they mean by "ineffective" APM.


We are now three to two. I micro my weakened drone around in frenzied circles. Annoyed by such work, I give up that tactic and instead attempt once again to use him as bait, but I end up losing the drone while the probe I intended to gank sneaks away with just one hit point. We are now even once again. I decide the best thing to do is to finally finish this damnable nexus while he goes back to gather some more minerals from his natural. He returns and realizes he won't be able to produce any more probes before his home explodes, so he attacks one of the drones gnawing on his base. He gets it to half health before the nexus falls, and then I severely fuck up. Rather than take a moment to regenerate health, I immediately counterattack and finish the probe whose hull has only one health left. However, this leaves me susceptible to losing my already weakened drone, which is precisely what happens.

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I blame lag.


I know immediately the folly of my decision, but there is nothing I can do to stop what happens. In that split second I feel like time skips a beat, giving me just enough time to lament, why? Why, after a thousand worker rushes, would I fuck up something so elementary, so ordinary? How stupid could I be? I give the order to run, but the drone dies regardless. We are now tied, one worker apiece.

There is nothing but a pylon left for him, so naturally I attempt to start working on killing it. However, he constantly hounds my drone with his probe, each time pulling back before taking hull damage. The shields of the pylon regenerate too fast, and this tactic proves untenable, so I decide to withdraw back to my base. I should mention now that I am fighting not only his probe, but an invisible enemy: the draw timer. While a normal player might never encounter this mechanism, as a worker rusher I have seen it many times. After going a certain amount of time without producing or destroying a building, producing a unit or an upgrade, or harvesting gas or minerals, the game declares that in three minutes, should none of those occur, the match will be declared a draw. As you might imagine, I am often in situations where these things happen, or don't happen, as it were. Normally, I would just mine a mineral and reset the timer. In this case, however, I can't do that without risking drone death.

Upon arriving at my base, I find the probe still chasing me, as it obviously has nothing better to do. Then, I make yet another critical error. As CatZ continues to hum the tune of a Lonely Island song dully into my ears, my addled brain is telling me that a drone will beat a probe in a stand up fight, which is true, if you both attack move and watch. The done should regenerate enough health to narrowly win. However, my drone is still at half health from his unsuccessful stint as a pylon demolitionist. Dumbly, I decide to attack his probe anyway. Of course, KnockedOut, having absolutely nothing else to spend his APM on, simply micros it away when the shields wane. Now I have left myself in a terrible position. I have an eight health drone and a ticking clock. His shields are going to regenerate much faster than my health will, and he can just chase my drone forever or until the clock times out.

I make the judgment that I have only one chance to prevent a tie—I need to reset the fight. I need to run around until my drone returns to full health. Then, maybe I can make something happen. With the timer winding down, I plot out a wide course of circles for my drone to run as it regenerates. As KnockedOut simply watches as his probe gives chase, he says the thing I hate more than anything else.

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Oh, it's on now, motherfucker.


An offensive GG. My resolve is now steeled. I will win this game. Furious, my APM shoots into the 200s as I micro in circles around one of the ornamental statues in the middle of the map. Finally, my drone reaches full health and I return him to my base. I position him adjacent to a mineral patch, drain my opponent's probe's shields, and right as he retreats to regenerate, I stealthily mine a few loads of minerals. The draw timer is reset with just 30 game seconds left. I breathe a sigh of relief.

When the probe reaches maximum shield capacity, he returns to harass my drone, but I rally him around the hatchery until he has once again regained his full amount of hit points. Healthy again, I drive off the probe and mine another load of minerals. Finally, after a couple such happenings, KnockedOut realizes the futility of this dance, and admits defeat. This time, unironically. I immediately and literally laugh out loud, the only possible reaction to such a silly game. I shake my head in happy disbelief and grin, for a new hero has emerged. I call him the "Stallone Drone."

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Risin' up, back on the street; Did my time, took my chances...


The presence of the tryhards is at times vexing, but it adds another element to what would otherwise be a repetitive and humdrum activity. I can't help but wonder how the two skillsets of fierce competitiveness and utter cluelessness have collided to create these individuals, but I must admit they are amusing.

Replay: http://drop.sc/53650

I was going to end this by saying that I'm running a bit dry on ideas, but the ladder always has something new in store. I do need to spend less time writing and more time worker rushing, though. Hopefully, when I return, my SCVs will have pandas painted on them.

Part 5: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=286351

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mastergriggy
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1312 Posts
November 06 2011 22:41 GMT
#2
4/5 I thought it was pretty funny lol
Write your own song!
GhostOwl
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
766 Posts
November 06 2011 22:50 GMT
#3
This is hilarious but at the same time, I feel like some parts of the dialogue were scripted

+1 for this anyway
Gheed
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States972 Posts
November 06 2011 22:51 GMT
#4
On November 07 2011 07:50 GhostOwl wrote:
This is hilarious but at the same time, I feel like some parts of the dialogue were scripted

+1 for this anyway


Nope, just culled from hundreds of replays.
bkrow
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia8532 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-06 22:52:42
November 06 2011 22:52 GMT
#5
These blogs are constant entertainment.

Surely if they just A-move they'll have more workers by the time you arrive at their base?

edit: which race do you most prefer worker rushing with?
In The Rear With The Gear .. *giggle* /////////// cobra-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!!!
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
November 06 2011 22:55 GMT
#6
Stallone drone

Proberto vol 2?
In the woods, there lurks..
ghrur
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3786 Posts
November 06 2011 22:56 GMT
#7
Hahaha, excellent BRs
darkness overpowering
rUiNati0n
Profile Joined December 2010
United States1155 Posts
November 06 2011 23:02 GMT
#8
Your blogs are awesome ^^
eating corn while thinking about eating more corn
Battleaxe
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States843 Posts
November 06 2011 23:06 GMT
#9
I look forward to reading your next installment
Without a community, we're all just a bunch of geeks.
HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
November 06 2011 23:09 GMT
#10
Probably the best starcraft related blogs around

I believe you can make it to Gold, atleast if you start microing a little more.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/*tlusernamehere*/
BobMcJohnson
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
France2916 Posts
November 06 2011 23:14 GMT
#11
Ahah, after the last part I was waiting for this one, cool read once again, I can't wait for all the rage and hate to be unleashed in the next pages

keep it up !
Romanes eunt domus
ChinaLifeXXL
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States365 Posts
November 06 2011 23:16 GMT
#12
Best one yet. The accounts of the two games are epic.
If you can do it; you should do it every time.
Shollef
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden40 Posts
November 06 2011 23:20 GMT
#13
This was actually intresting. Iam going to try this in a few games lol.
Well i say.. No guts no glory!
Pangpootata
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
1838 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-06 23:21:57
November 06 2011 23:21 GMT
#14
Maybe you could share some experiences about worker rushing worker rushers in your next installment. Would be amusing for the workers to meet each other in the middle of the map.
RoninShogun
Profile Joined November 2010
United States315 Posts
November 06 2011 23:22 GMT
#15
The graphics are wonderful
Artosis: Yeah I was gonna probe rush but someone did that yesterday
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
November 06 2011 23:23 GMT
#16
God I love 5 starring these.
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redeux
Profile Joined November 2010
United States148 Posts
November 06 2011 23:30 GMT
#17
That drone is my hero. I will never again be afraid of the probe dance
former masters zerg na/eu. took extended break, getting back into things.1v1 / 2v2 stream: twitch.tv/redeuxtv
LittLeD
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden7973 Posts
November 06 2011 23:31 GMT
#18
Yup, 5 star-ing all of these. High class entertainment :D
☆Grubby ☆| Tod|DeMusliM|ThorZaiN|SaSe|Moon|Mana| ☆HerO ☆
Leargle
Profile Joined October 2010
United States173 Posts
November 06 2011 23:32 GMT
#19
5/5 would read again
Maphack supply depot overlord
Childplay
Profile Joined October 2011
Canada263 Posts
November 06 2011 23:33 GMT
#20
lol golden, although imo worker rushes arnt hard to hold off, then again, im in diamond
myopia
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2928 Posts
November 06 2011 23:34 GMT
#21
An offensive GG. My resolve is now steeled. I will win this game. Furious, my APM shoots into the 200s as I micro in circles around one of the ornamental statues in the middle of the map

This is the best line of the whole blog
it's my first day
BlueFlames
Profile Joined February 2011
Germany1756 Posts
November 06 2011 23:35 GMT
#22
Reading this is more entertaining than watching Asus RoG was :-)
Wonderfully written. Neckbeards hwaitiiiiing!
Porcelain
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States218 Posts
November 06 2011 23:36 GMT
#23
I read every word. Loved it!

Definitely keep it going. : D
Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/Porcelain_Sam
Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
November 06 2011 23:38 GMT
#24
5/5 Epic last game was epic.

I smell four close sequels and one very far additional sequel to this series.
Logic is Overrated
PattyJ
Profile Joined August 2010
United States153 Posts
November 06 2011 23:38 GMT
#25
where do you live that you felt the earthquake? apparently it was felt all the way from Kansas City to Dallas. I'm in Norman and it shook our entire apartment complex for a good 20 seconds to the point where things were falling off the walls and tables. it even shattered some lightbulbs in the ceiling fixtures. it's pretty cute, Oklahoma kids can handle F5 tornadoes np, but as soon as a little quake hits everyone on campus is panicking and writing their wills

great blog too, very entertaining
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
November 06 2011 23:39 GMT
#26
Mod1: Hey, this is funny. I think I'll spotlight this.
Mod2: You know we have sponsors, right?
Mod1: Oh shit, you're right.

I think it was more on "moral" grounds. As far as I know, TL Staff doesn't make any decisions because "we have sponsors."
ModeratorGood content always wins.
Brotatolol
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1742 Posts
November 06 2011 23:43 GMT
#27
Hahaha this was awesome.

5/5
werynais
Profile Joined October 2010
Germany1780 Posts
November 06 2011 23:44 GMT
#28
Oh My God ... this is the funniest replay I have ever seen!

Please post more of these .
arioch
Profile Joined May 2010
England403 Posts
November 06 2011 23:44 GMT
#29
Brilliant again. I approve of your research a great deal.
DTK920
Profile Joined October 2011
Canada46 Posts
November 06 2011 23:45 GMT
#30
I once had a top diamond player worker rush me. At first I thought he was trying to demote himself, but after checking his match history I saw that he actually wins when he worker rushes on XelNaga Caverns. Anyways keep up with the blogs, very entertaining to read. Maybe you should consider submitting a few good ones to failcraft
Gheed
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States972 Posts
November 06 2011 23:49 GMT
#31
On November 07 2011 08:38 PattyJ wrote:
where do you live that you felt the earthquake? apparently it was felt all the way from Kansas City to Dallas. I'm in Norman and it shook our entire apartment complex for a good 20 seconds to the point where things were falling off the walls and tables. it even shattered some lightbulbs in the ceiling fixtures. it's pretty cute, Oklahoma kids can handle F5 tornadoes np, but as soon as a little quake hits everyone on campus is panicking and writing their wills

great blog too, very entertaining


I live outside of Tulsa. All it did was feel very strange and wobbly as I sat alone in the dark and pecked away at the keyboard before subsiding as quickly as it had come.

On November 07 2011 08:39 motbob wrote:
Show nested quote +
Mod1: Hey, this is funny. I think I'll spotlight this.
Mod2: You know we have sponsors, right?
Mod1: Oh shit, you're right.

I think it was more on "moral" grounds. As far as I know, TL Staff doesn't make any decisions because "we have sponsors."


I just assumed a blog which so prominently featured the word "faggot" would not be something that TL would want on the front page.
Skeggaba
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Korea (South)1556 Posts
November 06 2011 23:51 GMT
#32
Really entertaining. Must´ve taken you alot of time and effort. Thanks!
Bisu[about JD]=I was scared (laughs). The force emanating from his facial expression was so manly that I was even a little jealous.
shifty
Profile Joined July 2010
United States280 Posts
November 06 2011 23:52 GMT
#33
The best blog I've ever read. I watched the entire replay hahahahahaa!!!
Western Tribe http://www.wtr1be.com
rEiGN~
Profile Joined September 2010
369 Posts
November 06 2011 23:54 GMT
#34
I can't help but wonder how the two skillsets of fierce competitiveness and utter cluelessness have collided to create these individuals, but I must admit they are amusing.


Just how full of himself is this guy? Oh well.
TL.net Stream Viewer Count http://goo.gl/ahf1E
Audio
Profile Joined March 2010
United States60 Posts
November 06 2011 23:54 GMT
#35
Lol if it read this whole blog/thread about worker rushing it was good. 5/5
cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-07 00:09:18
November 06 2011 23:55 GMT
#36
Amazing fckin post I was laughing the whole time, I would give you 6/5 if possible : ). Please post more for us lol.

EDIT: o snap 100post's moving up the ladder's lolol
Greed leads to just about all losses.
Wout
Profile Joined April 2011
Netherlands76 Posts
November 06 2011 23:55 GMT
#37
Written entertainment at its best 5/5
Nazeron
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada1046 Posts
November 06 2011 23:58 GMT
#38
haha, pretty good, lulz, i can just imagine the rage
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
grs
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Germany2339 Posts
November 06 2011 23:58 GMT
#39
I am actually checking your blog regularly not to miss an episode of this; keep it going
Shinespark
Profile Joined June 2011
Chile843 Posts
November 07 2011 00:00 GMT
#40
This is a hilarious blog, but on all seriousness, it's very sad. How empty must your life be to worker rush 1000 times?
"I, for one, welcome our new Korean overlords."
itkovian
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1763 Posts
November 07 2011 00:01 GMT
#41
Ahahaha, fun read. Who knew worker rushes could be so intense
The worker rushes I encounter are typically just people sacking their mmr and they are usually not very exciting since I have apm sufficient enough to deal with them ezpz ;-p
=)=
turamn
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1374 Posts
November 07 2011 00:03 GMT
#42
Shinespark is the smartest man in this thread. Can't imagine not having anything better to do but worker rush people all day z.z
RaKooNs
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom397 Posts
November 07 2011 00:04 GMT
#43
On November 07 2011 09:01 itkovian wrote:
Ahahaha, fun read. Who knew worker rushes could be so intense
The worker rushes I encounter are typically just people sacking their mmr and they are usually not very exciting since I have apm sufficient enough to deal with them ezpz ;-p

it requires 2 apm to beat a worker rush - box, a, click.
If you don't drop sweat today, you will drop tears tomorrow - SlayerS_MMA
Dingobloo
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia1903 Posts
November 07 2011 00:04 GMT
#44
On November 07 2011 07:52 bkrow wrote:
These blogs are constant entertainment.

Surely if they just A-move they'll have more workers by the time you arrive at their base?

edit: which race do you most prefer worker rushing with?


Both of these points are addressed in the nuts and bolts interlude:


Speaking of hit points, Terran are the best race to worker rush with, and the worst to worker rush. Even though they can't regenerate their HP, their 5 extra health makes them better in a stand up fight, which most worker rushes end on.
DreadBaron
Profile Joined June 2011
United States37 Posts
November 07 2011 00:09 GMT
#45
Loved the description of the tryhards, definitely a 5/5 for me
TheDougler
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada8302 Posts
November 07 2011 00:13 GMT
#46
Just watched the replay...

It was fantastic.

The ring around the rosie part was great and I loved each of you microing your asses off in the end.
I root for Euro Zergs, NA Protoss* and Korean Terrans. (Any North American who has beat a Korean Pro as Protoss counts as NA Toss)
Chriamon
Profile Joined April 2010
United States886 Posts
November 07 2011 00:21 GMT
#47
On November 07 2011 08:33 Childplay wrote:
lol golden, although imo worker rushes arnt hard to hold off, then again, im in diamond

Not even thinly veiled brag. Just a straight up brag. "Hey, all you guys losing to worker rushes. I'm way better than you. I figured I'd post that in this blog here on teamliquid, that forum that you people in bronze probably don't read."
http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/profile/274906/1/Blaze/
blackone
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany1314 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-07 00:22:05
November 07 2011 00:21 GMT
#48
The only good thing is, when you'll finally have reached your desired portrait, you'll see that it doesn't matter at all, that it doesn't contribute to your enjoyment of this game. Maybe you'll even realize that you've been a dick to people for nothing and you find a hobby that does not include making other people have less fun in their free time. If not, you could find another way of being a dick. Have you thought about going to schools and punch little kids in the face? I mean, you're much stronger than those kids!
Defeat
Profile Joined March 2010
United States476 Posts
November 07 2011 00:23 GMT
#49
5/5 I love your worker rushing blogs sir :}
"the metagame has really evolved to the point where the best chance to win the metagame is to game the metagame" -Bags
towers
Profile Joined September 2010
33 Posts
November 07 2011 00:25 GMT
#50
uhhh, your post doesn't make sense. You're just trying to get e-famous off of exploiting people not as good as you at a videogame.

First you say this,

So what happened? I would not attribute it to any improvement in my worker rushing abilities. I've been using the same method since the beginning: Send workers and attack move. If they focus fire a single worker, I move it away, but I generally don't do anything more sophisticated than that. Hell, if I see them attack move, I immediately leave the game, so it's not like I'm somehow forcing victories through dexterous micromanagement where others would fail.


Yet everything in all 4 of your posts suggest otherwise. That you actually do try, and you actually do your best to beat these "bads". I can't believe TL spotlights this garbage.
theBizness
Profile Joined July 2011
United States696 Posts
November 07 2011 00:26 GMT
#51
On November 07 2011 09:21 blackone wrote:
The only good thing is, when you'll finally have reached your desired portrait, you'll see that it doesn't matter at all, that it doesn't contribute to your enjoyment of this game. Maybe you'll even realize that you've been a dick to people for nothing and you find a hobby that does not include making other people have less fun in their free time. If not, you could find another way of being a dick. Have you thought about going to schools and punch little kids in the face? I mean, you're much stronger than those kids!


But it does to him - hence his investment in obtaining it. What he's doing on its own isn't necessarily hilarious, but his write ups certainly are. As far as punching little kids in the face... if it was narrated in a similar manner I'd probably read about it too.
Less money for casters, more money for players.
werynais
Profile Joined October 2010
Germany1780 Posts
November 07 2011 00:27 GMT
#52
On November 07 2011 09:25 towers wrote:
uhhh, your post doesn't make sense. You're just trying to get e-famous off of exploiting people not as good as you at a videogame.

First you say this,

Show nested quote +
So what happened? I would not attribute it to any improvement in my worker rushing abilities. I've been using the same method since the beginning: Send workers and attack move. If they focus fire a single worker, I move it away, but I generally don't do anything more sophisticated than that. Hell, if I see them attack move, I immediately leave the game, so it's not like I'm somehow forcing victories through dexterous micromanagement where others would fail.


Yet everything in all 4 of your posts suggest otherwise. That you actually do try, and you actually do your best to beat these "bads". I can't believe TL spotlights this garbage.


I think you don't know what he means.
blackone
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany1314 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-07 00:30:44
November 07 2011 00:29 GMT
#53
On November 07 2011 09:26 theBizness wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2011 09:21 blackone wrote:
The only good thing is, when you'll finally have reached your desired portrait, you'll see that it doesn't matter at all, that it doesn't contribute to your enjoyment of this game. Maybe you'll even realize that you've been a dick to people for nothing and you find a hobby that does not include making other people have less fun in their free time. If not, you could find another way of being a dick. Have you thought about going to schools and punch little kids in the face? I mean, you're much stronger than those kids!


But it does to him - hence his investment in obtaining it.

I have made the experience (with all those achievements in video games) that once you complete them, they don't mean shit to you because they don't really add to the game.
Draconicfire
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2562 Posts
November 07 2011 00:31 GMT
#54
Aw dude, that game against KnockedOut was epic.
@Drayxs | Drayxs.221 | Drayxs#1802
zJayy962
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
1363 Posts
November 07 2011 00:31 GMT
#55
Epic game and even better write up.
Gheed
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States972 Posts
November 07 2011 00:35 GMT
#56
On November 07 2011 09:26 theBizness wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2011 09:21 blackone wrote:
The only good thing is, when you'll finally have reached your desired portrait, you'll see that it doesn't matter at all, that it doesn't contribute to your enjoyment of this game. Maybe you'll even realize that you've been a dick to people for nothing and you find a hobby that does not include making other people have less fun in their free time. If not, you could find another way of being a dick. Have you thought about going to schools and punch little kids in the face? I mean, you're much stronger than those kids!


But it does to him - hence his investment in obtaining it. What he's doing on its own isn't necessarily hilarious, but his write ups certainly are. As far as punching little kids in the face... if it was narrated in a similar manner I'd probably read about it too.


http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=beat
Crazyeyes
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1342 Posts
November 07 2011 00:37 GMT
#57
lol, you've got some storytelling talent. XD
WeeEEeeEEEeeEEEeeeEEee!!
DarkEnergy
Profile Joined June 2011
Netherlands542 Posts
November 07 2011 00:37 GMT
#58
Wow i never knew this.
What a weird world bronze can be.

Still I am wondering wy do you not micro get better ?
I mean if you can make this blog you can do that to ezpz.
Thats right stimmed marines can outrun aeroplanes.Tasteless
theBizness
Profile Joined July 2011
United States696 Posts
November 07 2011 00:38 GMT
#59
On November 07 2011 09:35 Gheed wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2011 09:26 theBizness wrote:
On November 07 2011 09:21 blackone wrote:
The only good thing is, when you'll finally have reached your desired portrait, you'll see that it doesn't matter at all, that it doesn't contribute to your enjoyment of this game. Maybe you'll even realize that you've been a dick to people for nothing and you find a hobby that does not include making other people have less fun in their free time. If not, you could find another way of being a dick. Have you thought about going to schools and punch little kids in the face? I mean, you're much stronger than those kids!


But it does to him - hence his investment in obtaining it. What he's doing on its own isn't necessarily hilarious, but his write ups certainly are. As far as punching little kids in the face... if it was narrated in a similar manner I'd probably read about it too.


http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=beat


Yeah longtime Maddox fan.
Less money for casters, more money for players.
TheTurk
Profile Joined January 2011
United States732 Posts
November 07 2011 00:41 GMT
#60
Lol this is pretty awesome.
Well done. 9/10
Starcraft is a lifestyle.
neoghaleon55
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7435 Posts
November 07 2011 00:43 GMT
#61
Of something so dank and vile a strategy from the cesspools of cheeses, your article was quite well written and profound
:O

moo...for DRG
MadChem
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Germany218 Posts
November 07 2011 00:44 GMT
#62
I love your write ups
"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds." - Oppenheimer
rolfe
Profile Joined September 2010
United Kingdom1266 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-07 00:52:39
November 07 2011 00:52 GMT
#63
these blogs are awesome i think i've 5/5'd every one of them, you're an excellent writer :D
life will not be contained. Life breaks free, it expands to new territories and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously but there it is. Life finds a way
Ben...
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada3485 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-07 00:54:25
November 07 2011 00:52 GMT
#64
That was so badass! The end was fantastic!

Appropriate music to listen to while watching the replay:



The enemy probe is obviously Ivan Drago.
"Cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide" -Tastosis
towers
Profile Joined September 2010
33 Posts
November 07 2011 00:53 GMT
#65
On November 07 2011 09:27 werynais wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2011 09:25 towers wrote:
uhhh, your post doesn't make sense. You're just trying to get e-famous off of exploiting people not as good as you at a videogame.

First you say this,

So what happened? I would not attribute it to any improvement in my worker rushing abilities. I've been using the same method since the beginning: Send workers and attack move. If they focus fire a single worker, I move it away, but I generally don't do anything more sophisticated than that. Hell, if I see them attack move, I immediately leave the game, so it's not like I'm somehow forcing victories through dexterous micromanagement where others would fail.


Yet everything in all 4 of your posts suggest otherwise. That you actually do try, and you actually do your best to beat these "bads". I can't believe TL spotlights this garbage.


I think you don't know what he means.


Enlighten me.

He says he doesn't use mico to win his games, yet in just this post alone, both games required extensive micro.
Gheed
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States972 Posts
November 07 2011 00:58 GMT
#66
On November 07 2011 09:53 towers wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2011 09:27 werynais wrote:
On November 07 2011 09:25 towers wrote:
uhhh, your post doesn't make sense. You're just trying to get e-famous off of exploiting people not as good as you at a videogame.

First you say this,

So what happened? I would not attribute it to any improvement in my worker rushing abilities. I've been using the same method since the beginning: Send workers and attack move. If they focus fire a single worker, I move it away, but I generally don't do anything more sophisticated than that. Hell, if I see them attack move, I immediately leave the game, so it's not like I'm somehow forcing victories through dexterous micromanagement where others would fail.


Yet everything in all 4 of your posts suggest otherwise. That you actually do try, and you actually do your best to beat these "bads". I can't believe TL spotlights this garbage.


I think you don't know what he means.


Enlighten me.

He says he doesn't use mico to win his games, yet in just this post alone, both games required extensive micro.


Next time I will include a replay pack of me leaving 100 games where my opponent attack moves to sate your curiosity.

Micro can't pull a victory out of thin air; my opponent has to first allow me to win. I'm not stealing wins from bronzies. They are giving me wins through their poor responses to what is the most easily defeated "strategy" in existence.
Artifice
Profile Joined May 2010
United States523 Posts
November 07 2011 00:59 GMT
#67
Two digit post count angry bronze player replies are adding even more funny to this thread. Keep making these blogs please! <3
Deleted User 137586
Profile Joined January 2011
7859 Posts
November 07 2011 01:06 GMT
#68
Once again, well written and hilarious! I was reading the description of that last game with fervor, wondering who would come out on top.

Many have already said that you have writing talent, but you counter this by saying that the Bronze league provides the stories... Which leaves for us to admire your dedication and eye for observation. Keep on writing!
Cry 'havoc' and let slip the dogs of war
Mylkal
Profile Joined April 2010
United States47 Posts
November 07 2011 01:13 GMT
#69
This is a great blog, your writing is amazing hahaha
Boop?
Latedi
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Sweden1027 Posts
November 07 2011 01:27 GMT
#70
Time to lose a hundred games or something until I reach the bottom of the ladder. Worker rushing seem way more fun and epic than any pro game I have ever seen haha ^^
I am Latedi.
Redmark
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada2129 Posts
November 07 2011 01:35 GMT
#71
On November 07 2011 07:28 Gheed wrote:
[image loading]

That guy at the bottom with the French keyboard. I feel his pain.

I press ctrl+shift accidentally and everything I type suddenly becomes Éûçàö«»
PraiseB
Profile Joined June 2011
Australia135 Posts
November 07 2011 01:55 GMT
#72
On November 07 2011 07:52 bkrow wrote:
These blogs are constant entertainment.

Surely if they just A-move they'll have more workers by the time you arrive at their base?

edit: which race do you most prefer worker rushing with?



I can answer this one for you, I managed to get to Gold before I even knew what A-Move was, I would just right click at the enemy and focus fire. Haven't lost to a worker rush since I worked that out, before that I was trying to micro my way out of it.
Semtext
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany287 Posts
November 07 2011 01:55 GMT
#73
Solid gold, but if you spend so much time worker rushing and writing stuff as good as this, do you have any free time left?
http://de.twitch.tv/semtext | FBH, Socke, WhiteRa, GoOdy, TLO
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
November 07 2011 01:56 GMT
#74
Haha these are always so good.
Check out some great music made by TLers - http://bit.ly/QXYhdb , by intrigue. http://bit.ly/RTjpOR , by ohsea.toc.
Supert0fu
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States499 Posts
November 07 2011 01:57 GMT
#75
Oh baby, this was the best part yet!
FakeDouble
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia676 Posts
November 07 2011 02:04 GMT
#76
Can't believe some people are being so serious in this thread.
Hilarious series that I would not have found if it weren't spotlighted.
TL.net, why are you so awesome?
Formerly known as carbonaceous
quaffle
Profile Joined December 2010
United States249 Posts
November 07 2011 02:06 GMT
#77
Hahaha, dude, you are such an amazing writer. =)

"As CatZ continues to hum the tune of a Lonely Island song dully into my ears, my addled brain is telling me that a done will beat a probe in a stand up fight, which is true, if you both attack move and watch. The done should regenerate enough health to narrowly win. However, my probe is still at half health from his unsuccessful stint as a pylon demolitionist."

I'm sure you meant to leave the "r" out in drone and refer to the Stallone Drone as "probe" to see if people are actually reading your blog. hehe ^_^
Your success is only measured by the strength of your competitors.
Draconicfire
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2562 Posts
November 07 2011 02:12 GMT
#78
On November 07 2011 10:35 Redmark wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2011 07:28 Gheed wrote:
[image loading]

That guy at the bottom with the French keyboard. I feel his pain.

I press ctrl+shift accidentally and everything I type suddenly becomes Éûçàö«»


Blah. That always happens to me!

Wanted to check if it was actually ctrl+shift that actually changes it, and now I don`t know how to change it back ._.
@Drayxs | Drayxs.221 | Drayxs#1802
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
November 07 2011 02:15 GMT
#79
lmao good job riling up the bronze players!
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
Bazzyrick
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom361 Posts
November 07 2011 02:16 GMT
#80
This was hilarious to watch at x8

GG lol.
You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it.
Euronyme
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden3804 Posts
November 07 2011 02:17 GMT
#81
On November 07 2011 09:29 blackone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2011 09:26 theBizness wrote:
On November 07 2011 09:21 blackone wrote:
The only good thing is, when you'll finally have reached your desired portrait, you'll see that it doesn't matter at all, that it doesn't contribute to your enjoyment of this game. Maybe you'll even realize that you've been a dick to people for nothing and you find a hobby that does not include making other people have less fun in their free time. If not, you could find another way of being a dick. Have you thought about going to schools and punch little kids in the face? I mean, you're much stronger than those kids!


But it does to him - hence his investment in obtaining it.

I have made the experience (with all those achievements in video games) that once you complete them, they don't mean shit to you because they don't really add to the game.


Thanks for your input, however it kind of seems like he enjoys it just as a thing to do. Also just because you've had a sertain experience from something you've done doesn't mean everyone else will feel the same. I for one hate the saw movies. They creep the fuck out of me. Yet other people seem to love them.
In time you will realize that there are different people on this earth, and a lot of us have different preferences.
I bet i can maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨ke you wipe your screen.
boon2537
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States905 Posts
November 07 2011 02:18 GMT
#82
This is the most eloquent bronze stomping story I've ever read
Krayze
Profile Joined May 2009
United States213 Posts
November 07 2011 02:35 GMT
#83
I remember when Huk was on TL_Attack (?) and he got double worker rushed and he held it off by himself 1v2. I wouldn't just quit if they a-move, I bet if you micro really well you still have a good chance, but you are the master

Great blog, very entertaining
FoeHamr
Profile Joined December 2010
United States489 Posts
November 07 2011 02:50 GMT
#84
Gheed these are awesome keep them up.
I got 99 problems and a Terran ain't one
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
November 07 2011 02:57 GMT
#85
yay, back to spotlight! I love this series :B
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Rollin
Profile Joined March 2011
Australia1552 Posts
November 07 2011 02:58 GMT
#86
People do some very strange things... Here is one of me today, just randomly did it on my abandoned SEA account.

http://drop.sc/54025

I didn't even attack a single worker, nor build any offensive units... o_0 still don't know why he left...
Throw off those chains of reason, and your prison disappears. | Check your posting frequency timeline: http://www.teamliquid.net/mytlnet/post_activity_img.php
WightyCity
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada887 Posts
November 07 2011 03:01 GMT
#87
nice. me and friends we worker rush alot. havent found the right way to do it in teams
90% watching it 8% talking about it and 2% playing it - sc2
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6591 Posts
November 07 2011 03:25 GMT
#88
Love these blogs man! So funny ^^
LiquidDota Staff
Accer
Profile Joined May 2010
Korea (South)319 Posts
November 07 2011 03:34 GMT
#89
haha brilliantly written and absolutely hilarious
Aruno
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
New Zealand748 Posts
November 07 2011 03:37 GMT
#90
I read all the lead up blogs you did on worker rushing. Loved them all.
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Phyre
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States1288 Posts
November 07 2011 03:46 GMT
#91
Haha, this was awesome. It wouldn't have been half as awesome if not for your writing style, keep it up!
"Oh no, I got you with your pants... on your face... That's not how you wear pants." - Nintu, catching 1 hatch lurks.
Blackhawk13
Profile Joined April 2010
United States442 Posts
November 07 2011 03:54 GMT
#92
Read all your blogs. Very entertaining =)
NipponBanzai
Profile Joined September 2011
Canada518 Posts
November 07 2011 04:24 GMT
#93
Haha this is one of the funniest things I've ever read.
Hypoxia
Profile Joined May 2011
United States31 Posts
November 07 2011 04:55 GMT
#94
Read all parts of this wonderful series. Well written and hilarious. The niggerfaggot lexicon line made me cry form laughter. Well done and thank you.
ElusoryX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Singapore2047 Posts
November 07 2011 05:05 GMT
#95
worker rush ftw :D more more more!
xd
Takkara
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2503 Posts
November 07 2011 05:16 GMT
#96
Great writing, I was hooked the whole time. I like the levity studiousness with which you approach this worker rush stuff.
Gee gee gee gee baby baby baby
Laeryken
Profile Joined September 2011
United States12 Posts
November 07 2011 05:28 GMT
#97
On one hand, I admire your approach to worker rushing.

I also appreciate the humor in your blogs, the reactions, your willingness to be as honest as possible in your pursuit, and you made me question if I would be wise enough to react to such an attack. And now I will be!

Honestly, however, any sort of non-standard play at low-level like this makes me wonder if it's better or worse for the community. And the idea that there are tons of people out there doing this, well, it does indeed bother me on some level. I want everyone to learn and grow and enjoy StarCraft for how awesome it is, and I wonder if people just portrait farming like this is counter-productive.

Ah well. To each their own.
Day[9] is a pretty good dancer, but Rob is better!
MageKirby
Profile Joined July 2009
United States535 Posts
November 07 2011 05:37 GMT
#98
Your blogs made me log on just to give it a 5/5 rating.
Stipulation
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States587 Posts
November 07 2011 05:42 GMT
#99
You inspire me. Maybe the master league isn't my calling, and I should be down slugging it out among the metals.
fusefuse
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Estonia4644 Posts
November 07 2011 05:42 GMT
#100
yet another great addition to the series
Liquipedia@jkursk
garbanzo
Profile Joined October 2009
United States4046 Posts
November 07 2011 05:46 GMT
#101
Yay, it seems like you got spotlighted for real this time! Another great episode to the series. Keep them up, your writing is highly entertaining.
Even during difficult times, when I sat down to play the game, there were times where it felt like god has descended down and played [for me].
ReaperX
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Hong Kong1758 Posts
November 07 2011 06:33 GMT
#102
5/5... fucking shit myself
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Non0
Profile Joined April 2010
United States100 Posts
November 07 2011 07:05 GMT
#103
Hilarious. Watched the replay and I can't believe that actually happened. You are awesome :D
Cuddle
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden1345 Posts
November 07 2011 07:14 GMT
#104
Entertaining, as always! Thanks for sharing.
wtchuwahmon
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia63 Posts
November 07 2011 08:26 GMT
#105
Ohhh my lord this blog was absolutly amazing. Made my day at word SO much better. You may have given me the motivation to log into NA and play some ladder games with the intention of trying to meet you in a game! Thank you very much sir i thouroughly enjoyed reading this.
ryndaris
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
263 Posts
November 07 2011 08:26 GMT
#106
Great blog, will read again!
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-07 08:32:22
November 07 2011 08:31 GMT
#107
Waaah ruining the experience for casuaalslsalalssdøouaøwudhah!!!!

In all seriousness though; entertaining to no end, 5/5 and keep the genius coming please :D
memes are a dish best served dank
xtruder
Profile Joined October 2011
Afghanistan135 Posts
November 07 2011 08:43 GMT
#108
I wish I can beat bronze and silver players too.
Synwave
Profile Joined July 2009
United States2803 Posts
November 07 2011 08:53 GMT
#109
5/5 good sir, I heartily enjoyed reading all of these especially the finale with Catz singing a soundtrack to "Drone-a-ggedon: The final count down"
♞Nerdrage is the cause of global warming♞
Urth
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States1247 Posts
November 07 2011 08:54 GMT
#110
I haven't read all the comments, but have you ever run into another worker rusher?
BY.HERO FIGHTING!!!!
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
November 07 2011 08:59 GMT
#111
I love this blog.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
November 07 2011 09:03 GMT
#112
Went back and read all the parts. Well written and absolutely hilarious. Providing a needed service to the lower leagues. Gave all 5/5

PS I think blizzard needs to nerf worker rushes, too strong in the lower leagues!!!
FallDownMarigold
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States3710 Posts
November 07 2011 10:14 GMT
#113

lol your done
what? fuck you asshole


^Haha, that sequence was priceless.
Cyber_Cheese
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia3615 Posts
November 07 2011 10:24 GMT
#114
These are so awesome to read!
If you have other epic games, you have to write them up too ^_^
The moment you lose confidence in yourself, is the moment the world loses it's confidence in you.
Good1
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Russian Federation138 Posts
November 07 2011 10:24 GMT
#115
Lol why is there "Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!" at the bottom of Season 4 ladder picture? Are you russian?
SolidMustard
Profile Joined May 2011
France1515 Posts
November 07 2011 11:04 GMT
#116
Epic! You made me a drone rusher, dude ! Diamond yesterday, Gold today, Bronze tomorrow ! Only three wins for me so far, all against Platinum players (yes, Plat players can lose to worker rush ahah)
hatespam
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Romania161 Posts
November 07 2011 13:02 GMT
#117
i don't know how to say this but once, just ONCE, PLEASE STREAM IT! make an announcement, make a show, get featured, and stream it. It would make the teamliquid implode and then respawn into a new era of starcraft. Just like the christians have BC and AD. we will have before WR and after.

keep on trollin
ask, and you shall have asked
esReveR
Profile Joined February 2010
United States567 Posts
November 07 2011 13:42 GMT
#118
This is funnier because I actually caught you on ladder as I was massing games for achievements recently. Glad I have good micro =P
Skill is relative.
Maxtor
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom273 Posts
November 07 2011 13:53 GMT
#119
excellent blog, i was laughing my various parts off at your incredibly entertaining games and your great ability to communicate these games to the reader in a humourous fashion.
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
November 07 2011 13:54 GMT
#120
5/5 so fun x)
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
SolidMustard
Profile Joined May 2011
France1515 Posts
November 07 2011 13:59 GMT
#121
On November 07 2011 22:42 esReveR wrote:
This is funnier because I actually caught you on ladder as I was massing games for achievements recently. Glad I have good micro =P


good micro = A-move your workers ? lol
Mr.Brightside
Profile Joined October 2009
Australia317 Posts
November 07 2011 14:15 GMT
#122
You sir, are scum. 5 stars.
"Makin' Pylons, Makin' Probes, Fightin' Round The World" - Russell Crowe
Rash
Profile Joined November 2010
Mexico45 Posts
November 07 2011 14:44 GMT
#123
On November 07 2011 08:33 Childplay wrote:
lol golden, although imo worker rushes arnt hard to hold off, then again, im in diamond



Hahaha, that's part of the point when the OP talks about the silver leaguers. By not expecting it, it may provide the rusher with the advantage he needs. I'm Diamond as well and earlier today I lost to a six pool. I forgot when was the last time someone tried to 6pool me and my surprise was literally all my opponent needed (I have held 6pools countless times...back in gold). And yes, I was angry/confused/amused that one of the oldest rushes in the book had return from the depts of my ladder past to bite my current lack of practice against it :D
If you don't like your society, you have two options: Change your society or change to another society
Eufouria
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom4425 Posts
November 07 2011 14:47 GMT
#124
On November 07 2011 22:42 esReveR wrote:
This is funnier because I actually caught you on ladder as I was massing games for achievements recently. Glad I have good micro =P

Nice brag post.

I just read every entry, this is such an funny blog. I'm intrigued now, how deep does the rabbit hole (bronze league) go? Surely there are players as unspeakably terrible in the depths of Bronze as there are players mindblowingly better than most others at the very top level. Who are these players? What sort of strategies do they do? Do they have crippling arthritis that leaves them incapable of macro or micro? Or are they just incapable of self improvement? And most importantly, why do they still play a game where even the Blizzard matchmaking system fails to keep them close to a 50% win rate?

Your anthropological study is intriguing, but by actually executing a worker rush you've put yourself out of reach of the true bottom of bronze.
Gnarfle
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Sweden170 Posts
November 07 2011 15:09 GMT
#125
Hilarious, thanks for the blogs
figq
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
12519 Posts
November 07 2011 15:27 GMT
#126
You should try as a writer, you inspirational panda-lover. Only one small correction:
losing my already weakened probe
drone
If you stand next to my head, you can hear the ocean. - Day[9]
Deleuze
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United Kingdom2102 Posts
November 07 2011 15:44 GMT
#127
Hahahaha, this is such a great blog, read all of the so far - looking forward to part 5.

5/5
“An image of thought called philosophy has been formed historically and it effectively stops people from thinking.” ― Gilles Deleuze, Dialogues II
SolidMustard
Profile Joined May 2011
France1515 Posts
November 07 2011 15:52 GMT
#128
i hope it's not your last episode, I just read all four, your story and the way you tell it are really entertaining !
LightTemplar
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Ireland481 Posts
November 07 2011 16:09 GMT
#129
gg really good writing and great story
"Thoughts are always there, the mind can't stop" - Grubby
leviathan400
Profile Joined November 2006
United Kingdom393 Posts
November 07 2011 16:23 GMT
#130
good read as allways
:o
Xpace
Profile Joined March 2011
United States2209 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-07 16:36:43
November 07 2011 16:36 GMT
#131
Part 4 > 3 > Interlude > 2 > 1

That's right, this series is now epic enough that we can compare how awesome the parts are.
Chloroplaste
Profile Joined February 2011
France281 Posts
November 07 2011 17:04 GMT
#132
You're my hero !
Ambre
Profile Joined July 2011
France416 Posts
November 07 2011 17:06 GMT
#133
I rarely post on forums.

But this time I have to. THIS IS HILARIOUS xD Thanks you !
"There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self." - Aldous Huxley
Darth Caedus
Profile Joined May 2011
United States326 Posts
November 07 2011 17:10 GMT
#134
Great read! Very fun.
Polt: "Those auto-turrets are cute." 10/26/13 commenting on MMA vs. Maru.
cleecks
Profile Joined March 2011
Netherlands109 Posts
November 07 2011 17:27 GMT
#135
This was a great read!
Gheed
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States972 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-07 18:04:55
November 07 2011 18:01 GMT
#136
On November 07 2011 19:24 Good1 wrote:
Lol why is there "Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!" at the bottom of Season 4 ladder picture? Are you russian?


Eh, it was my attempt at a pun. The advert for season four said "Get ready for glory," which as a worker rusher made me think of a workers revolution or a communist revolution. I used the Russian translation of the Marx quote because I thought it might make the pun more clear, since to those of us raised on American action movies in lieu of a decent public education system think Russians are still commies.

Really, I just needed a picture to stick in the middle of those few paragraphs.
Hurricane Sponge
Profile Joined March 2010
868 Posts
November 07 2011 18:03 GMT
#137
Had to go back and read all 3 parts (plus the special bonus interlude). Bravo. I love the paradoxical pairing of someone massing games with the worst, arguably easiest 'strategy' but relating their exploits for us to enjoy so proficiently. Hopefully the ladder experience stays fresh so we can get more tales from Bronze in the future.
Zealously
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
East Gorteau22261 Posts
November 07 2011 18:11 GMT
#138
5/5, did read again - brilliant!
AdministratorBreak the chains
Fuhrmaaj
Profile Joined January 2011
167 Posts
November 07 2011 18:19 GMT
#139
The only thing I don't like about this experiment is when you try to convince your opponent to take his game back to the store. I think if they are so hopeless that they feel that way that you should point him to TL for tips or something. I really feel bad for those people.

I like this blog though. It's not so much an evolution of worker rushing, so much as it is an evolution of the human experience as you interact with degenerates on Battle.net 2.0. Very informative.
Random player
dodelol
Profile Joined January 2011
Netherlands68 Posts
November 07 2011 18:28 GMT
#140
great blogs 5/5:D
Grovbolle
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark3804 Posts
November 07 2011 19:19 GMT
#141
THERE WILL BE + Show Spoiler +
PANDAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (on your scv's)
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Eagl3s1ght
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Sweden188 Posts
November 07 2011 19:30 GMT
#142
You remind me of David Thorne.
Puph
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada635 Posts
November 07 2011 19:51 GMT
#143
I honestly loved every single part of your in-depth and over-time analysis of the worker rush. I respect your commitment to research and if I had unlimited funds I'd pay you several dozen thousand dollars every year just to carry on this fantastic research. ILU
Intel Dual Core 4400 @ ~2.00GHz / 2046MB RAM / 256 MB ATI Radeon x1300PRO
Damnight
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Germany222 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-07 20:38:09
November 07 2011 20:37 GMT
#144
There actually is a reason u are in bronze
MadDetective
Profile Joined October 2011
United States5 Posts
November 07 2011 21:33 GMT
#145
An amazing epic of your time in the bronze league, truly riveting.

(I couldn't stop laughing)
Oderint Dum Metuant
pure.resonance
Profile Joined May 2010
United States32 Posts
November 07 2011 21:38 GMT
#146
+1 makes me want to start worker rushing
i'll rip all the electrons out of your body, and make you positive
khaosis
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada96 Posts
November 07 2011 21:39 GMT
#147
Master troll for the win. Great write up.
Alea Iacta Est
ArchDC
Profile Joined May 2011
Malaysia1996 Posts
November 07 2011 21:58 GMT
#148
Lol, hilarious!
Pwnzer
Profile Joined June 2011
United States617 Posts
November 07 2011 22:04 GMT
#149
If you can build up this much hype for a game that involved nothing but workers fighting, I can't even imagine what kind of hype you could create doing a write up on actual games from MLG or GSL! I feel like TL needs to look into acquiring your services. I love it and I hope you keep going one of my favorite blogs on TL.
Herp Derp
virpi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Germany3598 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-07 22:27:18
November 07 2011 22:26 GMT
#150
I just have watched some of your replays. That 2 hour game in which you built several mazes, a spore crawler carousel and the drone dancefloor was pretty hilarious. I also liked the "are you a nerd girl?" game. ("I'll report this! It's illegal! Protoss can build stuff faster than the others!" -- "I didn't build anything...")

Thank you for the entertainment!
first we make expand, then we defense it.
SeraKuDA
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada343 Posts
November 07 2011 22:32 GMT
#151
Hahaha I thoroughly enjoyed this, and honestly it makes me want to start doing the same thing.
rezyn8
Profile Joined September 2010
Australia216 Posts
November 07 2011 22:49 GMT
#152
Best read in a long time - you should publish it! Worker Rushes for Dummies :p
Silicon Sports Founder :: siliconsports.net :: @rezyn8
8D
Profile Joined June 2011
66 Posts
November 08 2011 01:11 GMT
#153
ROFL funny read, but this guy is kinda a meanie =/
release the gracken
Neo27
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States154 Posts
November 08 2011 01:12 GMT
#154
You are very skilled at writing. 5/5 And I check your blog often for updates.
"I was born too damn early! Where were these games when I was a kid?" - Angry Video Game Nerd
ReketSomething
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6012 Posts
November 08 2011 01:40 GMT
#155
You should make one where people recognize who you are.

This is awesome :D
Jaedong :3
Ciraxis
Profile Joined June 2010
Australia400 Posts
November 08 2011 02:32 GMT
#156
Gheed, you are a fantastic writer.
NKexquisite
Profile Joined January 2009
United States911 Posts
November 08 2011 03:37 GMT
#157
First time I saw this I thought "hell no this is way to long to read" but after just finishing it I can say I am glad that I did. Hilarious. Great writing
Whattttt Upppppppp Im Nesteaaaaaa!!
Treadmill
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada2833 Posts
November 08 2011 03:58 GMT
#158
Excellent, as always. Thanks Gheed!
ziggurat
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada847 Posts
November 08 2011 04:34 GMT
#159
Very good read, but I honestly didn't believe it until I watched the replay. GG my friend. GG.
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
November 08 2011 04:55 GMT
#160
if only everyone could put this much effort into their blogs, the possibilities
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
Jcnorheim
Profile Joined June 2011
United States51 Posts
November 08 2011 05:48 GMT
#161
I think that whether or not people quit the game because they get worker rushed is irrelevant to whether you are having fun.

If you're having fun, keep doing it.

I do think that people do quit the game because of it though ;-).
APM is important when your buildings are sitting half the time
tsjb
Profile Joined October 2011
United Kingdom2 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-08 09:29:33
November 08 2011 09:27 GMT
#162
I really tried to keep an open mind reading it but I just really don't get it, i'm not trying to hate (not that it would matter because OP clearly doesn't care) but as one of the few people who like to watch SC2 and follow a few players/some of the community but is reluctant to try 1v1 this puts me off the game quite alot.

It's not even about the OP, from what I see he is just a guy having fun (albeit at many other peoples expense) but what gets me quite worried is the community response. I know that SC2 has plenty of trolls/cheese but I always thought it was disliked by the communty, then I come across a thread like this that has 9 pages of people applauding OP and even a spotlight on the website generally considered the best SC community.

OP and everyone here knows that people will quit the game because of things like this though personally I think it it's not his fault if people don't like what he finds fun, but what I really find distasteful is that people seem to like this because of the effect it has on people, not in spite of it.
NoodleFish
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa198 Posts
November 08 2011 09:34 GMT
#163
Haha I greatly enjoyed this. As evil as you may seem, you're enjoying the game, so by all means, worker rush the crap out of those bronze/silver/golds

I also think you have way too much time to put this kinda stuff together haha, but whatever makes you happy
"He accidentally attacked his own nexus with a probe. Then half way through the game, poof! No more nexus. That's gotta suck!"
grs
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Germany2339 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-08 09:51:41
November 08 2011 09:50 GMT
#164
On November 08 2011 18:27 tsjb wrote:
I really tried to keep an open mind reading it but I just really don't get it, i'm not trying to hate (not that it would matter because OP clearly doesn't care) but as one of the few people who like to watch SC2 and follow a few players/some of the community but is reluctant to try 1v1 this puts me off the game quite alot.

It's not even about the OP, from what I see he is just a guy having fun (albeit at many other peoples expense) but what gets me quite worried is the community response. I know that SC2 has plenty of trolls/cheese but I always thought it was disliked by the communty, then I come across a thread like this that has 9 pages of people applauding OP and even a spotlight on the website generally considered the best SC community.

OP and everyone here knows that people will quit the game because of things like this though personally I think it it's not his fault if people don't like what he finds fun, but what I really find distasteful is that people seem to like this because of the effect it has on people, not in spite of it.

My sypathy for what he does comes from two things:
1. He puts a lot of effort into his blog posts. They are an entertaining read really and so he does not only take (wins from low bronze players), but also gives back a lot.
2. He is not bragging about what he is doing and reflects on what he is doing.

P.S.: Does anyone remember Belan the Looter from UO? This kindof reminds me of her.
nerak
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Brazil256 Posts
November 08 2011 12:08 GMT
#165
I loved this blog. Let me give you an idea. Let BusRider and KnockedOut know they´re famous now. They gave you wins, fun and fame, give some of it back to them.
"I am smiling" - Marauder Dynamite
Stiluz
Profile Joined October 2010
Norway688 Posts
November 08 2011 12:30 GMT
#166
This was fun to read lol. I hope you're not causing too many bronzies to quit the game though :D
ketomai
Profile Joined June 2007
United States2789 Posts
November 08 2011 12:53 GMT
#167
Meh it was funny the first time, but getting old now :p. Like the effort you put into the post, but there's only so much entertainment you can draw from reading about bronze worker rushes.
moge
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States124 Posts
November 08 2011 13:12 GMT
#168
These posts are pure joy. As a 'high bronze' myself I revel in what sometimes happens in my games; both my dumb ass moves and my opponents. I get worker rushed and 6pooled more that I would like to see but I rarely loose to them...anymore.

This post made me half want to go on a cheese bender.
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Galactus52
Profile Joined September 2011
United States36 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-08 15:01:47
November 08 2011 15:00 GMT
#169
These stories just get funnier and funnier

EDIT: The really serious "poo poo on you" posters passing their judgement on these threads continues to get funnier as well.
bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
November 08 2011 15:55 GMT
#170
KnockedOut is a fucking boss. Props to him, even though he offensively gg'd.
Stay a while and listen || http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=354018
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12704 Posts
November 08 2011 16:30 GMT
#171
So well written 5/5
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
Sated
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
England4983 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-08 17:13:12
November 08 2011 17:06 GMT
#172
--- Nuked ---
Anktious
Profile Joined September 2010
United States190 Posts
November 08 2011 17:09 GMT
#173
This was pretty amazing. 5/5
On January 23 2009 04:38 {88}iNcontroL wrote: I hate it when i sit at my computer and post on this forum when suddenly my dick launches out of my pants and makes me type incorrectly.. starts mashing ont h legnskzsnmklbf oh fuck there we go again.
AllHailTheDead
Profile Joined July 2011
United States418 Posts
November 08 2011 17:10 GMT
#174
you are my hero oh gatekeeper of bronze league
han_han
Profile Joined October 2010
United States205 Posts
November 08 2011 19:30 GMT
#175
If I ever get the time to ladder again hardcore, I will perfect my worker rushing and farm portraits like you, OP.
Farmer Poopy
Profile Joined October 2011
258 Posts
November 08 2011 19:54 GMT
#176
I got worker rushed in platinum once (R (got P) v T). I held it off easily and after the game got promoted to diamond XD
jayman
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States78 Posts
November 08 2011 22:05 GMT
#177
You should do a different series after you get bored with this. Canon Rush.

Well written and very entertaining read nonetheless. I hope I encounter you in the ladder. I'm in Silv.
"Life is a comedy for those who think, a tragedy for those who feel." - Horace Walpole
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32044 Posts
November 08 2011 22:28 GMT
#178
This is seriously my favorite blog on this site, the only one that consistently gets non-1s from me. I love this, everything about it
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Incandenza
Profile Joined August 2011
United States56 Posts
November 08 2011 22:40 GMT
#179
Gheed man, you can write. Just went through the series at work. I have to say you have a calling beyond worker rushes.
sc2observer.net
TrueIsAwesome
Profile Joined April 2010
Finland160 Posts
November 09 2011 01:46 GMT
#180
On November 09 2011 02:06 Sated wrote:
Show nested quote +
I guess I have to start with the fact that nobody should ever lose to a worker rush. Ever. It's a simple mathematical issue. By the time I get to my opponent's base, I will always have less workers than them.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=283755

Clearly you're not good enough at worker rushing (see game versus White-Ra) and clearly it isn't just idiots who lose to it. I like this series of blogs, but it's obviously not as easy to defend as you make out


Clearly the thing OP is doing is different from the 12drone rush

Very well written blogs, love them.
theBizness
Profile Joined July 2011
United States696 Posts
November 09 2011 02:06 GMT
#181
If people quit due to getting worker rushed they probably weren't going to stick around very long anyway. Think of the OP as a litmus test to see if people are going to be long term players of the game
Less money for casters, more money for players.
SoKHo
Profile Joined April 2011
Korea (South)1081 Posts
November 09 2011 02:08 GMT
#182
Didnt someone else do a worker rush in bronze thread. Although this is higher (slightly) level play, still funny. Apparently worker rush works in GM as well
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Gheed
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States972 Posts
November 09 2011 02:21 GMT
#183
Since several people have asked: I have 327 wins until pandas. Many more than that til the dark voice. I have already written the next blog, but am going to wait to post it until I've achieved pandas.

You can check how far I am at:

http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/profile/433904/1/Gheed/achievements/category/4325378
BoggieMan
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
520 Posts
November 09 2011 03:06 GMT
#184
i am waiting for a conclusion, an ending on this endless madness.
good luck with the panda
Snuggles
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1865 Posts
November 09 2011 03:33 GMT
#185
Did you know that you're my hero?
DeltaBravo
Profile Joined November 2010
United States119 Posts
November 09 2011 04:19 GMT
#186
Inspired by your blog, a friend and I queued up in 2s and worker rushed. When we won, it was so worth the 2 other failed games. Screaming in skype, it was so worth it.

2v2 Diamond
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Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9102 Posts
November 09 2011 04:57 GMT
#187
I never thought a blog about a guy who worker rushes would be so good. Really enjoyed the intense battle reports. And way to show that offensive gg'er!

Regarding moral grounds; I think losing on purpose to play bronze leaguers is wrong if you do it just for the lolz of an easy win. But if they lose to a worker rush, then they should just learn to beat a worker rush... Probably mean but w/e.
UkGracken
Profile Joined May 2011
United Kingdom129 Posts
November 09 2011 05:38 GMT
#188
LOL amazing write up, hahahaha you so deserved this spotlight buddy >

Touche.
UK GRACKEN LETS GET CRACKING
PsyChill
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia58 Posts
November 09 2011 07:09 GMT
#189
Go away! This has become 50x more popular on ladder since you created this thread!
"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.” ~ Bruce Lee
theBizness
Profile Joined July 2011
United States696 Posts
November 09 2011 07:49 GMT
#190
On November 09 2011 16:09 PsyChill wrote:
Go away! This has become 50x more popular on ladder since you created this thread!


Well based on your signature, you must certainly fear the OP - he has practiced worker rushing quite a few times.
Less money for casters, more money for players.
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9933 Posts
November 09 2011 07:57 GMT
#191
god tier blog and blogger
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NrG.ZaM
Profile Joined March 2008
United States267 Posts
November 09 2011 09:27 GMT
#192
Good luck in achieving pandas, you marvelous person.
Dyme
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany523 Posts
November 09 2011 09:31 GMT
#193
Haha, great Blog.
ChristianS
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States3187 Posts
November 09 2011 10:51 GMT
#194
Hilarious and well-written. I look forward to more worker rush antics
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." -Robert J. Hanlon
Geo.Rion
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
7377 Posts
November 09 2011 12:51 GMT
#195
that' s really really disgusting. 1 star. Nicely done but still the essence of it is rotten
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Citherna
Profile Joined October 2011
United States33 Posts
November 09 2011 15:14 GMT
#196
Just a tip, if you HOLD POSITION your weakened worker instead of retreating, it'll drop the aggression of the enemy worker so that the enemy worker focuses on another target (provided the opponent isn't actively targeting your worker). It's much more efficient than running your worker away, as you can hold position on a single worker that's weakened, then quickly select another target for that same worker! Good luck!
Harrad
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
1003 Posts
November 09 2011 18:36 GMT
#197
On November 09 2011 21:51 Geo.Rion wrote:
that' s really really disgusting. 1 star. Nicely done but still the essence of it is rotten


how exactly is it disgusting?
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9933 Posts
November 09 2011 19:29 GMT
#198
On November 09 2011 21:51 Geo.Rion wrote:
that' s really really disgusting. 1 star. Nicely done but still the essence of it is rotten

people like you make me open up everyone of the OP's blogs and 5star them
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Gheed
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States972 Posts
November 09 2011 19:42 GMT
#199
On November 10 2011 04:29 intrigue wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 09 2011 21:51 Geo.Rion wrote:
that' s really really disgusting. 1 star. Nicely done but still the essence of it is rotten

people like you make me open up everyone of the OP's blogs and 5star them


After the worker rush blogs got popular, a few people went and downrated the blog that had nothing to do with worker rushing, lol.
BrodiaQ
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States892 Posts
November 09 2011 20:23 GMT
#200
Pretty funny, read the whole thing. Can't say that about most worker rushing blogs.
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Hinanawi
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2250 Posts
November 09 2011 20:42 GMT
#201
Tried this for a couple hours yesterday, was pretty entertaining. The bane of my existence are 4player maps without close spawns disabled. The wins are oh so sweet, though. For extra cheesiness, I usually ask them a question right as my workers are marching up their (possible) ramp.

I think my favorite part is when they pull all their workers and run around, intent on forcing a stalemate or making me chase them or something, but I'm playing Terran and I land my CC right in their main and start mining minerals instead.

The rage is always nice too, though.

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Double T
Profile Joined May 2011
Poland25 Posts
November 09 2011 20:56 GMT
#202
Hah, I read all the parts; I'm happy some people can afford to resign from BM.

And once you left BM-ing, it's pure entertainment :-) Although I would be bored to death even playing below 10-worker rushes in a row, the pieces you present are usually very funny.

So... gl&hf ;-)
Flossy
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States870 Posts
November 09 2011 21:49 GMT
#203
Hilarious. But, I'm in mid silver and now I'm afraid I will encounter you and lose.
*Begins practicing vs worker rushes*
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warbear122
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada2 Posts
November 09 2011 23:38 GMT
#204
keep up the funny work! truth be told that i probably wouldnt be able to handle it even in platinum lol
quaffle
Profile Joined December 2010
United States249 Posts
November 10 2011 00:30 GMT
#205
I just tried this (on bronze account)... it is WAY harder than I thought. To think you can, at times, achieve over 50% win rate is absolutely mind blowing. You have serious skillz.
Your success is only measured by the strength of your competitors.
Gheed
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States972 Posts
November 10 2011 03:01 GMT
#206
Update:
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Winning game was against a guy who gave absolutely no effort to defend and tried to base trade.

Highlight of the day:
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I don't think I've heard the "my friend works at blizzard" line in awhile.
iSometric
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
2221 Posts
November 10 2011 06:41 GMT
#207
Oh the internet.
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Geo.Rion
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
7377 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-10 09:46:25
November 10 2011 09:41 GMT
#208
On November 10 2011 04:29 intrigue wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 09 2011 21:51 Geo.Rion wrote:
that' s really really disgusting. 1 star. Nicely done but still the essence of it is rotten

people like you make me open up everyone of the OP's blogs and 5star them

well go ahead, if you take away the fact that this blog looks nicely, it's about a guy who spends hours on pissing off people on the bnet with doing one allin every time, then makes a brag post about how successful he is at pissing off people and robbing ladder points. Somehow i dont see how's that praise worthy. I get if someone plays just for fun, i get if someone plays just to get better, but somehow i can't put this in neither of those categories, unless one finds joy in pissing random people off.

ps: I've never met this guy, at least i dont remember, but there are lots of people who always do the same stupid cheese over and over again and are high masters/GM, and believe me, once you play those kind of guys a few times, u dont have any sympathy for blogs like this.
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ionize
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Ireland399 Posts
November 10 2011 12:18 GMT
#209
Just amazing. I didn't imagine reading about worker rushes could be this entertaining. Nice recount for the match against KnockedOut. 5/5
I just love video games, what's your excuse?
NeThZOR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa7387 Posts
November 10 2011 19:46 GMT
#210
I've skimmed a bit through this thread, and although it seems interesting how you present the Worker Rush tactic, I hate the cheese overall. Countless people have tried it against me, and failed. Therefore it is inferior. I am not even that good a player, so it obviously has to have a very low win rate against at least decently skilled players. A funny thing though is, I once got worker rushed by a player impersonating Dimaga, going by the account name of mTwDIMAGA on the European server. He is Masters, and it was just lol when I defended his push. But it was a custom game, so he was likely not that serious.
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NeThZOR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa7387 Posts
November 10 2011 20:05 GMT
#211
After reading your blog Worker Rush Part 1 though, I was very entertained by the way you presented games surrounding that mediocre strategy Well done, it happened to be a great read!
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xTivo
Profile Joined June 2011
29 Posts
November 10 2011 23:49 GMT
#212
On November 11 2011 04:46 NeThZOR wrote:
I've skimmed a bit through this thread, and although it seems interesting how you present the Worker Rush tactic, I hate the cheese overall. Countless people have tried it against me, and failed. Therefore it is inferior. I am not even that good a player, so it obviously has to have a very low win rate against at least decently skilled players. A funny thing though is, I once got worker rushed by a player impersonating Dimaga, going by the account name of mTwDIMAGA on the European server. He is Masters, and it was just lol when I defended his push. But it was a custom game, so he was likely not that serious.
Posts like this make me LOL because you know they haven't read the whole thing.
Drygioni
Profile Joined February 2011
Japan379 Posts
November 11 2011 06:54 GMT
#213
I watched that replay and that little dance around the hatchery is one of the best things I've seen in my starcraft life.
salvagebar
Profile Joined January 2011
United States10 Posts
November 11 2011 15:59 GMT
#214
Now that the contempt for Bronze players is gone, these entries are much better.

Protip: The reason why an inexperienced player shits his pants when he's worker-rushed (I did when I was first worker-rushed), is because everything in the game, implicit in every part, is the idea that you collect resources to increase your supply and make an army. Fighters fight, suppliers supply, workers work.

Sure, they do token damage, but until you see it happen, the idea of using workers as your main and only unit is completely counterintuitive, like sending pickup trucks to a tank battle.
Hoson zes, phainou / Meden holos su lupou.
MilAgro
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Germany102 Posts
November 11 2011 17:38 GMT
#215
nice read
http://www.youtube.com/user/Sc2MilAgro
renlynn
Profile Joined May 2011
United States276 Posts
November 11 2011 23:50 GMT
#216
On November 10 2011 04:42 Gheed wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 10 2011 04:29 intrigue wrote:
On November 09 2011 21:51 Geo.Rion wrote:
that' s really really disgusting. 1 star. Nicely done but still the essence of it is rotten

people like you make me open up everyone of the OP's blogs and 5star them


After the worker rush blogs got popular, a few people went and downrated the blog that had nothing to do with worker rushing, lol.


good idea
The_Piper42
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States426 Posts
November 12 2011 03:25 GMT
#217
This blog is the most unexpectedly brilliant thing I've ever seen; It masquerades in the guise of a video game ladder adventure diary but unveils very interesting truths about human nature.
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Gheed
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States972 Posts
November 12 2011 05:02 GMT
#218
On November 12 2011 08:50 renlynn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 10 2011 04:42 Gheed wrote:
On November 10 2011 04:29 intrigue wrote:
On November 09 2011 21:51 Geo.Rion wrote:
that' s really really disgusting. 1 star. Nicely done but still the essence of it is rotten

people like you make me open up everyone of the OP's blogs and 5star them


After the worker rush blogs got popular, a few people went and downrated the blog that had nothing to do with worker rushing, lol.


good idea


I detect mad.
HeaDStrong
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Scotland785 Posts
November 12 2011 16:03 GMT
#219
On November 12 2011 00:59 salvagebar wrote:
Now that the contempt for Bronze players is gone, these entries are much better.

Protip: The reason why an inexperienced player shits his pants when he's worker-rushed (I did when I was first worker-rushed), is because everything in the game, implicit in every part, is the idea that you collect resources to increase your supply and make an army. Fighters fight, suppliers supply, workers work.

Sure, they do token damage, but until you see it happen, the idea of using workers as your main and only unit is completely counterintuitive, like sending pickup trucks to a tank battle.


How can you shit pants when you see workers? It's not like you are "OMG He has workers out already? I don't even have detection or anti-air omg omg...". Once you see your opponent attack with workers I don't think you need to be a strategic genius to come up with "What if I could use my WORKERS to defend against his WORKERS, it sounds crazy but him having to send the workers all over the map might even give me a slight home field advantage.."
salvagebar
Profile Joined January 2011
United States10 Posts
November 12 2011 17:40 GMT
#220
On November 13 2011 01:03 HeaDStrong wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 12 2011 00:59 salvagebar wrote:
Now that the contempt for Bronze players is gone, these entries are much better.

Protip: The reason why an inexperienced player shits his pants when he's worker-rushed (I did when I was first worker-rushed), is because everything in the game, implicit in every part, is the idea that you collect resources to increase your supply and make an army. Fighters fight, suppliers supply, workers work.

Sure, they do token damage, but until you see it happen, the idea of using workers as your main and only unit is completely counterintuitive, like sending pickup trucks to a tank battle.


How can you shit pants when you see workers? It's not like you are "OMG He has workers out already? I don't even have detection or anti-air omg omg...". Once you see your opponent attack with workers I don't think you need to be a strategic genius to come up with "What if I could use my WORKERS to defend against his WORKERS, it sounds crazy but him having to send the workers all over the map might even give me a slight home field advantage.."


It is one of those things that, in retrospect, seems obvious. In the moment when it first happens to an inexperienced player, who is barely used to the rhythm of the game? Hearing "YOUR PROBES ARE BEING ATTACKED!" is confusing. I haven't met anyone who keeps dying to this over and over. Today, I know to box, a-move, keep making SCV's, and I'll come out ahead a couple of workers.
Hoson zes, phainou / Meden holos su lupou.
HeaDStrong
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Scotland785 Posts
November 12 2011 19:35 GMT
#221
On November 13 2011 02:40 salvagebar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 13 2011 01:03 HeaDStrong wrote:
On November 12 2011 00:59 salvagebar wrote:
Now that the contempt for Bronze players is gone, these entries are much better.

Protip: The reason why an inexperienced player shits his pants when he's worker-rushed (I did when I was first worker-rushed), is because everything in the game, implicit in every part, is the idea that you collect resources to increase your supply and make an army. Fighters fight, suppliers supply, workers work.

Sure, they do token damage, but until you see it happen, the idea of using workers as your main and only unit is completely counterintuitive, like sending pickup trucks to a tank battle.


How can you shit pants when you see workers? It's not like you are "OMG He has workers out already? I don't even have detection or anti-air omg omg...". Once you see your opponent attack with workers I don't think you need to be a strategic genius to come up with "What if I could use my WORKERS to defend against his WORKERS, it sounds crazy but him having to send the workers all over the map might even give me a slight home field advantage.."


It is one of those things that, in retrospect, seems obvious. In the moment when it first happens to an inexperienced player, who is barely used to the rhythm of the game? Hearing "YOUR PROBES ARE BEING ATTACKED!" is confusing. I haven't met anyone who keeps dying to this over and over. Today, I know to box, a-move, keep making SCV's, and I'll come out ahead a couple of workers.



My point was actually that you exactly do not need any retrospective look on the situation. It's not like it's a highly complex and elaborate rush. workers on workers. By doing this rush you opponent is actually explicitly showing that workers can be used to attack :>
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
November 12 2011 20:19 GMT
#222
What if you got promoted to silver?
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cryptocraft
Profile Joined October 2010
New Zealand17 Posts
November 13 2011 08:46 GMT
#223
=D dude thats awesome!
love your post =D

awesome writing =D

15/10 =D
BAFz0r
Profile Joined July 2010
Denmark92 Posts
November 13 2011 13:24 GMT
#224
Dear Gheed

You have truly inspired me, ive run through 80 games now, and after i was lowered to mid silver, i finally started to win, i think currently i have a win percent on about 40 or, so this means i will have to delve deeper into the pits of bronze. I must say i have never heard so much rage and at the same time, so much laughter at the same time
Taking 1 game at a time
Jyaki
Profile Joined March 2011
Australia170 Posts
November 14 2011 01:13 GMT
#225
After reading this, I did the 11/10 drone rush and won 6 games in a row with a bronze account. One of them was very sincere, stating that it was his first multiplayer match and asking how to defend against it. I felt so bad LOL.
WR4TH
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States72 Posts
November 15 2011 15:52 GMT
#226
This was a hilarious read. I actually got worker ruhed yesterday and was shocked because I'm currently in 1st place of my gold league playing against platinum opponents. I remember my dark days as a bronzie loosing to worker rushes and wanting to smash my keyboard. Still probably the most frustrating way I've lost games.
Tortious_Tortoise
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States944 Posts
November 15 2011 17:07 GMT
#227
I would say that this is a sick social experiment, but these blogs are just far too entertaining.
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Servius_Fulvius
Profile Joined August 2009
United States947 Posts
November 15 2011 18:12 GMT
#228
A few weeks ago my Bronze girlfriend was the unfortunate victim of a worker rush. Immediately I asked her "Was the player called Gheed"? Turns out no, it was a higher-level troll. Remembering your posts, I told her to simply A-move her workers. She was not confident, so that night we played a few customs where I worker rushed. I played a game with every race and she held it off every time. Sure, she was upset after losing, but she never lost to it again!

Turns out my training against worker rushes is not finished. I was playing a 4v4 this weekend with my girlfriend and two younger brothers. A zerg foe opened the game by saying he would worker rush one of us. Immediately I told them all to a-move their workers over skype. A minute later 12 drones made their way up my brother's ramp. My build stopped as I started yelling "A-MOVE YOUR PROBES" over and over. He started by acting like a "tryhard" and do fancy micro and stacking. Finally he listened, A-moved, and won the battle with 5 probes left over. Our unsuccessful foe left the game saying he was going to uninstall. The team pooled some resources to help rebuild the probe line and the rest of our opponents BM'd their partner for the next 30 seconds.
bre1010
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
71 Posts
November 25 2011 00:23 GMT
#229
please make more of these, I'd say you're a terrible person, but you're too good of a writer for me to care
DownfallofChaos
Profile Joined June 2011
United States11 Posts
December 07 2011 00:18 GMT
#230
Not only were these blog posts ridiculously entertaining, they inspired me to purchase a second copy of Starcraft to embark on the same journey. While I haven't worker rushed nearly as much as Gheed, I can say the following: I went through all of the same stages. Amusement, playful bad manner, hate, amusement, and more hate. Eventually after about a hundred or so of these rushes I was still surprised that I ever won. It is also surprising how many other worker rushers you meet, often in the middle of the map.

I decided to abandon worker rushing after a short while, because I'm just too mature for that ;-). I started raising the mmr on my worker rush account by executing various one base all ins. But there was always a nagging urge to worker rush. As it turns out I found that you can even win some games with platinum mmr by worker rushing.

This may seem surprising, but I guess it doesn't matter how good you are if you shit your pants as Gheed says.
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