EPTConversations with Imaginary Real People
Imagination
"Why do you say things like that? Aren't we supposed to be friends?"
"I'm just being honest. If you're not honest, you're not really friends."
"Do you have to be so disgusted? Can you be friends with someone who you think is so disgusting? Be honest! If it's so bad why call us 'friends?'"
"What? Stop being weird."
"I'm not being weird! I just don't like it when you're so disrespectful, okay?"
"You get upset over nothing. You're freaking out again for no reason."
"I just want you to know why I'm pissed at you. Isn't that healthy or something? How can people know when they're being douche-canoes if you never tell them??"
"Douche-canoes? What is that even from?"
"I dunno :o"
"Hahahaha"
Extinction
"What happens to a Zergling when it dies?"
"In BW or SC2?"
"BW"
"It goes 'BLEEAAAHUHHHHHHHH' like a really small puppy with a high pitched voice is dying."
"Huh, you're right. I meant after it dies tho."
"Zergling Heaven?"
"I don't think there's such a thing."
"Zergling Hell?"
"No..."
"Reincarnation?"
"Sure."
"Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew?"
"What?"
"The Zerglings."
"Ah. You are... so funny -.-;;"
"Kekeke."
Poor Weather
"I like rainy days."
"Really? That's fascinating."
"You could at least pretend it is. Haha."
"Could, but won't."
"Fuck you, Wagner."
Marmalade
"I like orange cats, but all the people who own them are mean to me."
"I have an orange cat!"
"Yeah."
"When am I mean to you?"
"You won't let me borrow him for anything."
"That's because he's mine!"
"Mean."
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