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My Mental Sex Life

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Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-04 19:56:53
October 04 2011 19:56 GMT
#1
When I think about it, despite my body not getting any action whatsoever, my mind is a complete slut. It's been going around with person to person just letting them do whatever they want. Heck I get sometimes from books, or even just from audio. Sometimes its even from people I don't even know, completely anonymous people that I've never met or after that one night/day/AM/PM whatever I probably never will! Basically what I'm trying to say is that, my mind has been blown and fucked so many times and I don't know if that's something to brag about or be ashamed of.

I don't think I'm the only one either! Honestly some people out there can't stand just receiving they want to give it too! They go and spread their seeds of knowledge to everyone, CERN recently just came out with a pretty big one and they weren't even confident in themselves!

Oh and then there's the children, all those young fresh minds that you just can't resist getting in on. You might start with something little like oh say, telling them there are people behind those sock puppets, or that "You've got their nose!" just fooling around its all harmless. The next thing you know you're telling them that Santa doesn't exist, that you can't explain EVERYTHING, that they're GOING TO DIE AND YOU CAN'T HELP THEM NO ONE WILL. You sick bastards enjoy it too!

I used to think of myself as a pretty nice guy, I mean I wouldn't go all the way with anything I'd get in their heads a bit, maybe mess around with them a few puns here and there, but now I just get this urge to just fuck with people all the time. I want to blow them so hard that they will just be amazed at hearing me talk. Am I the only one who has this absurd desire? Is it an addiction?

Let me know, do you like it when your mind is blown? Fucked? at the same time?




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ChinaLifeXXL
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States365 Posts
October 04 2011 20:03 GMT
#2
You've just fuck-blown my mind, bro.
If you can do it; you should do it every time.
HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
October 04 2011 20:04 GMT
#3
I don't even understand what being mind blown or fucked is.

Don't think that has ever happened to me.
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bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
October 04 2011 20:05 GMT
#4
Fuckblow you, mang
Stay a while and listen || http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=354018
FinestHour
Profile Joined August 2010
United States18466 Posts
October 04 2011 20:06 GMT
#5
On October 05 2011 05:03 ChinaLifeXXL wrote:
You've just fuck-blown my mind, bro.


I think Im gonna agree with him and leave now...
thug life.                                                       MVP/ex-
Sotamursu
Profile Joined June 2010
Finland612 Posts
October 04 2011 20:24 GMT
#6
Did you just say you want to mentally molest children? By the way this has to be the least comprehensible blog I have ever read.
nRoot
Profile Joined February 2010
Germany928 Posts
October 04 2011 20:26 GMT
#7
well that was ... unexpected

dunno man, whatever works for you as long as you dont hurt anybody
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
October 04 2011 20:27 GMT
#8
On October 05 2011 05:24 Sotamursu wrote:
Did you just say you want to mentally molest children? By the way this has to be the least comprehensible blog I have ever read.


No I said "you" as in the reader who may or may not have the hobby of screwing with childrens minds.
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
Arnstein
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Norway3381 Posts
October 04 2011 20:28 GMT
#9
My life will never be the same again...
rsol in response to the dragoon voice being heard in SCII: dragoon ai reaches new lows: wanders into wrong game
radscorpion9
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada2252 Posts
October 04 2011 20:33 GMT
#10
I thought it was messing with kids minds to tell them that Santa *does* exist...I feel like I should be doing the opposite. Well, for those kids who are on the fence at least. Once the damage is done I suppose you have to let them down gently some how...probably best if they learn on their own

Also very interesting how you alluded to your mind being a slut in the sexual sense, but then completely "mind fucked" everybody by talking about how you meant it was unethical in a broader sense, and that you enjoyed screwing over children . Very entertaining read. I probably couldn't do it though...unless its one of those kids you really dislike, the bratty ones.
Spiffeh
Profile Joined May 2010
United States830 Posts
October 04 2011 20:34 GMT
#11
What did I just read?
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
October 04 2011 20:39 GMT
#12
Either too abstract for me or has my mind been blown fucked too.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Confuse
Profile Joined October 2009
2238 Posts
October 04 2011 20:40 GMT
#13
On October 05 2011 05:34 Spiffeh wrote:
What did I just read?


Um... pretty much how I felt about it.. *awkward laughter* :x
If we fear what we do not understand, then why is ignorance bliss?
GigaFlop
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1146 Posts
October 04 2011 20:43 GMT
#14
So your mind likes having sex with strangers?
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ "Shift-Q oftentimes makes a capital Q" - Day[9] || iNcontrol - Alligator from heaven = ^
Korinai
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada413 Posts
October 04 2011 20:44 GMT
#15
I had to read this twice. After the second time, my mind was fuck-blown.
"There is nothing more cool than being proud of the things that you love." - Day[9]
LOcDowN
Profile Joined February 2003
United States1015 Posts
October 04 2011 20:46 GMT
#16
LOL @ all these comments.
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
October 04 2011 20:50 GMT
#17
This blog makes it perfectly clear why some thoughts should remain thoughts, and some ideas should remain ideas.

memes are a dish best served dank
DyEnasTy
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3714 Posts
October 04 2011 20:51 GMT
#18
I should have known opening this thread would be a mistake -____-
Much better to die an awesome Terran than to live as a magic wielding fairy or a mindless sac of biological goop. -Manifesto7
Grettin
Profile Joined April 2010
42381 Posts
October 04 2011 20:53 GMT
#19
On October 05 2011 05:50 marttorn wrote:
This blog makes it perfectly clear why some thoughts should remain thoughts, and some ideas should remain ideas.



ROFL. amen
"If I had force-fields in Brood War, I'd never lose." -Bisu
GMarshal
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States22154 Posts
October 04 2011 20:59 GMT
#20
Don't worry, its all about the transposition of the positional alignment of the stars. As long as you keep in mind that Capricorn is in the seventh house, we will be able to help you. Now its obvious your humors are unaligned, which has led to an inflammation of the brain, this is easily cured through trepanation, so get a drill and get to it. If that proves ineffective I suggest leeches.

This curative method is in keeping with my understanding of your blog
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