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When I think about it, despite my body not getting any action whatsoever, my mind is a complete slut. It's been going around with person to person just letting them do whatever they want. Heck I get sometimes from books, or even just from audio. Sometimes its even from people I don't even know, completely anonymous people that I've never met or after that one night/day/AM/PM whatever I probably never will! Basically what I'm trying to say is that, my mind has been blown and fucked so many times and I don't know if that's something to brag about or be ashamed of.
I don't think I'm the only one either! Honestly some people out there can't stand just receiving they want to give it too! They go and spread their seeds of knowledge to everyone, CERN recently just came out with a pretty big one and they weren't even confident in themselves!
Oh and then there's the children, all those young fresh minds that you just can't resist getting in on. You might start with something little like oh say, telling them there are people behind those sock puppets, or that "You've got their nose!" just fooling around its all harmless. The next thing you know you're telling them that Santa doesn't exist, that you can't explain EVERYTHING, that they're GOING TO DIE AND YOU CAN'T HELP THEM NO ONE WILL. You sick bastards enjoy it too!
I used to think of myself as a pretty nice guy, I mean I wouldn't go all the way with anything I'd get in their heads a bit, maybe mess around with them a few puns here and there, but now I just get this urge to just fuck with people all the time. I want to blow them so hard that they will just be amazed at hearing me talk. Am I the only one who has this absurd desire? Is it an addiction?
Let me know, do you like it when your mind is blown? Fucked? at the same time?
  
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You've just fuck-blown my mind, bro.
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I don't even understand what being mind blown or fucked is.
Don't think that has ever happened to me.
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On October 05 2011 05:03 ChinaLifeXXL wrote:
You've just fuck-blown my mind, bro.
I think Im gonna agree with him and leave now...
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Did you just say you want to mentally molest children? By the way this has to be the least comprehensible blog I have ever read.
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well that was ... unexpected
dunno man, whatever works for you as long as you dont hurt anybody
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On October 05 2011 05:24 Sotamursu wrote:
Did you just say you want to mentally molest children? By the way this has to be the least comprehensible blog I have ever read.
No I said "you" as in the reader who may or may not have the hobby of screwing with childrens minds.
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My life will never be the same again...
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I thought it was messing with kids minds to tell them that Santa *does* exist...I feel like I should be doing the opposite. Well, for those kids who are on the fence at least. Once the damage is done I suppose you have to let them down gently some how...probably best if they learn on their own 
Also very interesting how you alluded to your mind being a slut in the sexual sense, but then completely "mind fucked" everybody by talking about how you meant it was unethical in a broader sense, and that you enjoyed screwing over children  . Very entertaining read. I probably couldn't do it though...unless its one of those kids you really dislike, the bratty ones.
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Either too abstract for me or has my mind been blown fucked too.
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On October 05 2011 05:34 Spiffeh wrote:
What did I just read?
Um... pretty much how I felt about it.. *awkward laughter* :x
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So your mind likes having sex with strangers?
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I had to read this twice. After the second time, my mind was fuck-blown.
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LOL @ all these comments.
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This blog makes it perfectly clear why some thoughts should remain thoughts, and some ideas should remain ideas.
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I should have known opening this thread would be a mistake -____-
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On October 05 2011 05:50 marttorn wrote:
This blog makes it perfectly clear why some thoughts should remain thoughts, and some ideas should remain ideas.
ROFL. amen
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Don't worry, its all about the transposition of the positional alignment of the stars. As long as you keep in mind that Capricorn is in the seventh house, we will be able to help you. Now its obvious your humors are unaligned, which has led to an inflammation of the brain, this is easily cured through trepanation, so get a drill and get to it. If that proves ineffective I suggest leeches.
This curative method is in keeping with my understanding of your blog
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On October 05 2011 05:51 DyEnasTy wrote:
I should have known opening this thread would be a mistake -____-
My first thought upon reading.... whatever this blog is? I got the first part, and then he lost me. lol.
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Oh I am so fucking with all of you and you don't even know it, and man does it feel good.
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The only thong that came to mind is that you are a lonely guy that need attention, aka an attention whore
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On October 05 2011 06:03 Monokeros wrote:
Oh I am so fucking with all of you and you don't even know it, and man does it feel good.
 all you did was make a confusing blog that had "sex" in the title and therefore got a lot of comments of people who were legitimately confused. Posting a transparent comment saying you're fucking us all mentally doesn't help your case, makes you look like you're attention whoring.
I'll not presume too much, so I'm assuming your intentions are pure as Winnie The Pooh's thoughts.
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What is this, I don't even.
Did you want to assault children with sock puppets? I just don't know.
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It's more than an addiction, once you start it is impossible to go back...
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Well that because of thinking maybe not but probably though haven't them saw you she like there...
Wat?
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Ummm..
I guess you could call sharing ideas as mental sex (I think I've heard it described this way too). Ideas meet each other in new combinations and form new ideas...
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You had me at
On October 05 2011 04:56 Monokeros wrote:
I want to blow them so hard that they will just be amazed
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On October 05 2011 06:17 marttorn wrote:Show nested quote +On October 05 2011 06:03 Monokeros wrote:
Oh I am so fucking with all of you and you don't even know it, and man does it feel good. all you did was make a confusing blog that had "sex" in the title and therefore got a lot of comments of people who were legitimately confused. Posting a transparent comment saying you're fucking us all mentally doesn't help your case, makes you look like you're attention whoring. I'll not presume too much, so I'm assuming your intentions are pure as Winnie The Pooh's thoughts.
More like he thinks he has people fooled with clever wordplay but in reality its just cause he's not a very good writer.
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On October 05 2011 07:12 DystopiaX wrote:Show nested quote +On October 05 2011 06:17 marttorn wrote:On October 05 2011 06:03 Monokeros wrote:
Oh I am so fucking with all of you and you don't even know it, and man does it feel good. all you did was make a confusing blog that had "sex" in the title and therefore got a lot of comments of people who were legitimately confused. Posting a transparent comment saying you're fucking us all mentally doesn't help your case, makes you look like you're attention whoring. I'll not presume too much, so I'm assuming your intentions are pure as Winnie The Pooh's thoughts. More like he thinks he has people fooled with clever wordplay but in reality its just cause he's not a very good writer.
jeez that was harsh.
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I've done the same thing for a long time. It's mostly jealousy of their innocence. It's okay as long as they cry. And it doesn't matter at the age of 4 and up because they should know by then. (I'm a cruel fuck)
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