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blagoonga123
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States2068 Posts
September 20 2011 20:45 GMT
#1
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/literally

1: in a literal sense or manner : actually <took the remark literally> <was literally insane>

2: in effect : virtually <will literally turn the world upside down to combat cruelty or injustice — Norman Cousins>

god dammit internet what have you done.

****
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beberly
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States117 Posts
September 20 2011 20:47 GMT
#2
That's literally the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
Orpheos
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1663 Posts
September 20 2011 20:48 GMT
#3
LOL. hahahaha. didnt they also officially publish some crackpot word that sarah palin used during electrion year?

this is hilarious, and i know some grammar nazi friends of mine that will be super raging.
FabledIntegral
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States9232 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-20 20:49:37
September 20 2011 20:49 GMT
#4
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg I just started laughing at work. Really?!

5-stars for entertainment value to me
Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
September 20 2011 20:55 GMT
#5
Oh internet, what have you done. The English language is changing, but must it change for the retarded?
Logic is Overrated
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
September 20 2011 21:01 GMT
#6
What the f

That's so bad -_-
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
storm44
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
1293 Posts
September 20 2011 21:06 GMT
#7
This is one of my pet peeves too, when I see people use that word in some exaggerated manner like "this will literally kill X" as if they don't t even know what the word means.
jimmyjingle
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States472 Posts
September 20 2011 21:06 GMT
#8
why are you guys so upset? words change, this is virtually meaningless.
I get brain like a skull
FabledIntegral
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States9232 Posts
September 20 2011 21:08 GMT
#9
On September 21 2011 06:06 jimmyjingle wrote:
why are you guys so upset? words change, this is virtually meaningless.


It changed to now convey the exact OPPOSITE meaning it originally was meant to be used for.
Al Bundy
Profile Joined April 2010
7257 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-20 21:11:54
September 20 2011 21:11 GMT
#10
I literally died from laughter when reading this thread.

Anyway I agree with you, words have precise meanings for a reason. We can't just use them however we want.
o choro é livre
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
September 20 2011 21:15 GMT
#11
On September 21 2011 06:11 AlBundy wrote:
I literally died from laughter when reading this thread.

Anyway I agree with you, words have precise meanings for a reason. We can't just use them however we want.


Darnit, you beat me to it.

And if you use 'guesstimate' or 'ginormous' you waive the right to complain about this.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
bellhop
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States165 Posts
September 20 2011 21:15 GMT
#12
Lilly, the caretakers daughter, was literally run off her feet.
Ceci n'est pas une disloqueur.
Omnipresent
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States871 Posts
September 20 2011 21:16 GMT
#13
Don't blame the internet. People were using this word wrong long before the internet became mainstream. It really is sad, though.
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25562 Posts
September 20 2011 21:16 GMT
#14
I'm literally pissing myself with laughter, given this new definition.

Literally.
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conTAgi0n
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States335 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-20 21:19:02
September 20 2011 21:18 GMT
#15
I normally have no problem accepting that languages change and evolve, old words, forms, and pronunciations fall out of usage while new ones arise.

This one I find kind of annoying though, since it almost seems as though that usage undermines the word's more traditional meaning.

thefreedictionary gives a more clear definition (including the new meaning) and has a good note on why the word took on that alternate meaning: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/literally
MinoMino
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway1103 Posts
September 20 2011 21:19 GMT
#16
Crap, now if I point out that someone is using it wrong, they'll just link me to the M-W dictionary and prove me wrong. Crap!
Blah.
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
September 20 2011 21:24 GMT
#17
The world makes me sad....
:)
suspiciousbear
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada112 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-20 21:26:48
September 20 2011 21:26 GMT
#18
I refuse to accept that second meaning of the world. The fact that they changed it isn't a problem, but the mere notion of a word meaning two opposite things is absolutely baffling. The word no longer has clear meaning. One can no longer understand what that word stands for when it is used. If everyone misused the word 'no' to mean 'yes', would no alternatively be defined as an affirmatory response?
Charger
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2405 Posts
September 20 2011 21:31 GMT
#19
The stupidity hurts my soul.
It's easy to be a Monday morning quarterback.
myzael
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Poland605 Posts
September 20 2011 21:31 GMT
#20
On September 21 2011 05:55 Newbistic wrote:
The English every language is changing, but must it change for the retarded?

The process is normal but the idiocy of changes amazes me. There are rumours that in polish one could soon use the form "poszłem" which I would compare to "I goed".
Damn.
And I've read about those spelling reform requests not long ago too...
Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
September 20 2011 21:40 GMT
#21
On September 21 2011 06:15 Jerubaal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2011 06:11 AlBundy wrote:
I literally died from laughter when reading this thread.

Anyway I agree with you, words have precise meanings for a reason. We can't just use them however we want.


Darnit, you beat me to it.

And if you use 'guesstimate' or 'ginormous' you waive the right to complain about this.


Those are portmanteaus like "brunch" and "wikipedia"

totally different issue
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Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25562 Posts
September 20 2011 21:43 GMT
#22
On September 21 2011 06:40 Mindcrime wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2011 06:15 Jerubaal wrote:
On September 21 2011 06:11 AlBundy wrote:
I literally died from laughter when reading this thread.

Anyway I agree with you, words have precise meanings for a reason. We can't just use them however we want.


Darnit, you beat me to it.

And if you use 'guesstimate' or 'ginormous' you waive the right to complain about this.


Those are portmanteaus like "brunch" and "wikipedia"

totally different issue


Given that "literally" now means "figuratively" it's only a matter of time before "irregardless" becomes a word that means "regardless"
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Dalguno
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2446 Posts
September 20 2011 21:45 GMT
#23
This actually pisses me off.
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Lomak
Profile Joined June 2010
United States311 Posts
September 20 2011 21:49 GMT
#24
And people wonder why the english language is one of the hardest to learn and understand.
Some see the glass half full, others half empty. I think the glass is just too big.
Ikonn
Profile Joined October 2009
Netherlands1958 Posts
September 20 2011 21:51 GMT
#25
I keep using the word in a figurative sense for emphasis so personally I'm not surprised
MCDayC
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom14464 Posts
September 20 2011 21:51 GMT
#26
I KNOW RIGHT!
I get frustrated by stupidity. I actually don't mind language changing, but going in a direction which literally (and I mean literally) makes no sense makes me feel crazy.
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hypercube
Profile Joined April 2010
Hungary2735 Posts
September 20 2011 21:57 GMT
#27
It's been like that literally forever. For a long time I literally wasn't aware of the original meaning. Of course if you take everything literally you're going to be confused literally 100% of the time.
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Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
September 20 2011 22:01 GMT
#28
roooofl
today in English class we were discussing about the difference between literal and figurative
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XXGeneration
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States625 Posts
September 20 2011 22:05 GMT
#29


my brain hurts
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nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
September 20 2011 22:18 GMT
#30
This literally annoys the hell out of me. I wish people would stop doing that
Myles
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States5162 Posts
September 20 2011 22:22 GMT
#31
On September 21 2011 06:43 Blazinghand wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2011 06:40 Mindcrime wrote:
On September 21 2011 06:15 Jerubaal wrote:
On September 21 2011 06:11 AlBundy wrote:
I literally died from laughter when reading this thread.

Anyway I agree with you, words have precise meanings for a reason. We can't just use them however we want.


Darnit, you beat me to it.

And if you use 'guesstimate' or 'ginormous' you waive the right to complain about this.


Those are portmanteaus like "brunch" and "wikipedia"

totally different issue


Given that "literally" now means "figuratively" it's only a matter of time before "irregardless" becomes a word that means "regardless"

LOL, I see what you did there.
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jimmyjingle
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States472 Posts
September 20 2011 22:26 GMT
#32
it does not mean figuratively, it means "in effect."

the words are literally incomperable.
I get brain like a skull
Deleted User 135096
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3624 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-20 22:33:29
September 20 2011 22:31 GMT
#33
holy wtf lol...had me in stitches and face palming at the same time for a moment there. Also perfect response from Blazinghand.

Edit: I make one edit and, lol Torte!
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Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
September 20 2011 22:31 GMT
#34
Wow, this literally makes no sense ._________.
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OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6600 Posts
September 20 2011 22:45 GMT
#35
I don't even want to come up with a way to emphasize how stupid that is....
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Aegisky
Profile Joined September 2011
61 Posts
September 20 2011 22:47 GMT
#36
What a terrible definition :O

Literally now "figuratively" means "figuratively", then, but must really mean "literally", but then... -_-
Bibdy
Profile Joined March 2010
United States3481 Posts
September 20 2011 22:54 GMT
#37
My life is not going to change as a result of this.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
September 20 2011 23:03 GMT
#38
So I can say this is literally a mindfuck?
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Kashll
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1117 Posts
September 20 2011 23:07 GMT
#39
http://xkcd.com/725/
"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." - Aldous Huxley
TabyLing
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia69 Posts
September 20 2011 23:41 GMT
#40
I don't really think it's that bad.
Is it really so surprising that people use emotion in the way they speak and want to add emphasis?
The formal meaning of literally hasn't changed and you would use its emphatic meaning in a formal setting, but honestly what sentance sounds more likely for someone to say
"he was so funny, I literally died of laughter"
"he was so funny, I figuratively died of laughter"
They both have the same intended meaning, and because we are human and not computers we can infer the inteded meaning from the context, even if the word isn't used with its proper dictionary meaning. Then sentance still makes sense, if you don't act like a robot anyway.... ofc you could say "he was so funny, I died of laughter" but people like to add things in for emphasis to really show their emotions. Why is literally a good emphasiser in these cases? Because of it's true meaning, it holds more weight and impact.
Redmark
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada2129 Posts
September 20 2011 23:44 GMT
#41
On September 21 2011 08:41 TabyLing wrote:
I don't really think it's that bad.
Is it really so surprising that people use emotion in the way they speak and want to add emphasis?
The formal meaning of literally hasn't changed and you would use its emphatic meaning in a formal setting, but honestly what sentance sounds more likely for someone to say
"he was so funny, I literally died of laughter"
"he was so funny, I figuratively died of laughter"
They both have the same intended meaning, and because we are human and not computers we can infer the inteded meaning from the context, even if the word isn't used with its proper dictionary meaning. Then sentance still makes sense, if you don't act like a robot anyway.... ofc you could say "he was so funny, I died of laughter" but people like to add things in for emphasis to really show their emotions. Why is literally a good emphasiser in these cases? Because of it's true meaning, it holds more weight and impact.

Imagine a word. Let's take 'all'. Now imagine that it now means 'half' too, because people who didn't have it all still want to add emphasis. It would be a clusterfuck, no one would know if you had all the apples or half the apples or a million oranges..
tube
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1475 Posts
September 20 2011 23:46 GMT
#42
this is literally illiteracy
Two in harmony surpasses one in perfection.
TabyLing
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia69 Posts
September 21 2011 00:10 GMT
#43
On September 21 2011 08:44 Redmark wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2011 08:41 TabyLing wrote:
I don't really think it's that bad.
Is it really so surprising that people use emotion in the way they speak and want to add emphasis?
The formal meaning of literally hasn't changed and you would use its emphatic meaning in a formal setting, but honestly what sentance sounds more likely for someone to say
"he was so funny, I literally died of laughter"
"he was so funny, I figuratively died of laughter"
They both have the same intended meaning, and because we are human and not computers we can infer the inteded meaning from the context, even if the word isn't used with its proper dictionary meaning. Then sentance still makes sense, if you don't act like a robot anyway.... ofc you could say "he was so funny, I died of laughter" but people like to add things in for emphasis to really show their emotions. Why is literally a good emphasiser in these cases? Because of it's true meaning, it holds more weight and impact.

Imagine a word. Let's take 'all'. Now imagine that it now means 'half' too, because people who didn't have it all still want to add emphasis. It would be a clusterfuck, no one would know if you had all the apples or half the apples or a million oranges..

Yeah but we aren't talking about a word like all meaning half, and I can't really see where those words would cross over in meanings, but if they did I'm sure the context of the useage would provide the meaning.

I mean we have words that sound the same but mean different things, we all seem capable of understanding when someone is talking about the weather and when some one wants to know whether you are going out.
Like I said we are human, we can infer meanings from the context, we don't even have to have a word spelt correctly to understand it.

We can speak with emotion and add things in for emphasis and the majority of people get it and understand and have no problem. Language is actually really interesting in how it changes and evolves, I don't see a problem with literally being used as an emphatic word, because it makes sense to me and adds something to the sentance.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
September 21 2011 00:13 GMT
#44
I thought when people said 'literally' in this way, it was sarcastic/snarky. Well, I never had much respect for webster's definitions anyway. This would kind of be like changing the definition of 'died' to 'was embarrassed' just because that's what people who say 'omg I died!' mean. "I literally died!" same thing... Doesn't mean the person saying it means they literally 'literally died,' it's just... facetious? I don't think we could call this 'language changing' so much as webster doesn't understand what a joke is.
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Aegisky
Profile Joined September 2011
61 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-21 00:42:28
September 21 2011 00:42 GMT
#45
Well-said, chef took the words right out of my mouth.

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literally
atrocity3010
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
70 Posts
September 21 2011 01:52 GMT
#46
They'll go after "irony" next.
Kid-Fox
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada400 Posts
September 21 2011 02:06 GMT
#47
This happens quite often in language if I'm not mistaken. A worse used repeatedly by many people with a different meaning than in the dictionary will eventually gain that new definition. "gay" went from happy to homosexual.
On September 21 2011 10:52 atrocity3010 wrote:
They'll go after "irony" next.

T_T I pray the day never comes when "loose" becomes a new spelling of "lose".... I'll loose my mind...
Geovu
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Estonia1344 Posts
September 21 2011 02:08 GMT
#48
On September 21 2011 08:41 TabyLing wrote:
I don't really think it's that bad.
Is it really so surprising that people use emotion in the way they speak and want to add emphasis?
The formal meaning of literally hasn't changed and you would use its emphatic meaning in a formal setting, but honestly what sentance sounds more likely for someone to say
"he was so funny, I literally died of laughter"
"he was so funny, I figuratively died of laughter"
They both have the same intended meaning, and because we are human and not computers we can infer the inteded meaning from the context, even if the word isn't used with its proper dictionary meaning. Then sentance still makes sense, if you don't act like a robot anyway.... ofc you could say "he was so funny, I died of laughter" but people like to add things in for emphasis to really show their emotions. Why is literally a good emphasiser in these cases? Because of it's true meaning, it holds more weight and impact.


The same people who use 'literally' as a replacement for the word 'figuratively' are the same people that talk like this:

umm... personally, i like dont think this is umm like that big of a deal, i like umm literally use this word umm i mean in this uhh context like all the time.

i like just umm dont see umm the like problem, man.


The English language shouldn't be changed because some people talk like idiots.
Rostam
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2552 Posts
September 21 2011 02:37 GMT
#49
Reading this literally made my head explode.
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Atreides-
Profile Joined June 2009
United States103 Posts
September 21 2011 02:46 GMT
#50


I hate when people do this!
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
September 21 2011 03:08 GMT
#51
On September 21 2011 06:26 suspiciousbear wrote:
I refuse to accept that second meaning of the world. The fact that they changed it isn't a problem, but the mere notion of a word meaning two opposite things is absolutely baffling. The word no longer has clear meaning. One can no longer understand what that word stands for when it is used. If everyone misused the word 'no' to mean 'yes', would no alternatively be defined as an affirmatory response?

Context. It's always about context. Almost every word in English has more than one definition, and context is the way you tell them apart. And besides, this isn't exactly an anomaly in English; the word "cleave" means both "to split apart" and "to bring together". While I agree that this is just a stupid change, it's not like this is somehow the end of being able to understand what someone means by "literally". Popular usage has changed quite a few definitions, so it's not a big surprise that this was next in line.

Not that I advocate the alternate definition.
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Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
September 21 2011 03:25 GMT
#52
On September 21 2011 09:42 Aegisky wrote:
Well-said, chef took the words right out of my mouth.

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literally


Obvious yet so good. This is so dumb it hurts... Stop ruinng English.
Sigh
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2433 Posts
September 21 2011 03:39 GMT
#53
I'm guilty of this
I used to ALWAYS say literally with all kinds of exaggerations lol.
Like " That test literally fisted me" or something
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Mothra
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1448 Posts
September 21 2011 04:20 GMT
#54
lol poor english, so abused.
Dalguno
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2446 Posts
September 21 2011 04:28 GMT
#55
Soon acrossed, heighth, and expecially will be words.
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Zeke50100
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States2220 Posts
September 21 2011 04:58 GMT
#56
When I say my head literally exploded, I mean my head literally exploded.

It's just an incredibly liberal definition of exploded (this explanation works for almost everything).
Delerium
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States324 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-21 17:10:44
September 21 2011 05:15 GMT
#57
heighth is, in fact, already a cataloged word. ("noun: 1. obsolete spelling of height. 2. (US proscribed) (alternative form of height). ")

The reason this definition of "literally" has made it into the dictionary is that for the most part linguists are descriptivist. Victorian prescriptivism - telling people how they "must" use language - failed, and will always fail. One of the big historical reasons that English is so fucked up is because of high-society prescriptivists attempting to codify everything by assigning Latinate rules to English*, a language in which they do not apply and do not belong.

Because modern syntax experts understand that language will change no matter what you tell people, they are generally content to catalogue what people actually do as opposed to telling them what they ought to do. This alternate definition of "literally" has been acknowledged so that, say, a non-native speaker needing to understand the word will have available the knowledge that it is used it in this way.

That said, symbol systems such as languages are useless if we do not collectively agree on the assigned meaning of a given symbol. Ergo, I absolutely agree that people should not use the word "literally" as an emphatic. Literate people are part of the population too, and we are able to push back against our fellow speakers. For metaphorical language such as "I died", I would suggest we tell people to express the metaphor by itself and let the power of its image speak for itself, or substitute a different emphasis word such as "so", "really," or "actually". [edit2: and "seriously"]

If you're paying attention, you'll notice that these three words I've suggested seem to deserve the same defense from mutation as the word "literally". However, these have already been co-opted for use in emphasis - it's too late for them, and all of you reading this probably use them this way. Context, as noted earlier in this thread, determines whether listeners react to the use of these words. When used for emphasis, these words are barely on the radar and not given the weight they carry otherwise (when used to describe facts as being part of objective reality).

"Literally" is special, I think, because its definition ought to specify "not-figurative", an important distinction in a language with so many fixed-phrase metaphors, and it is kind of our last resort now that "so" "really" and "seriously" [edit2: and "actually"] have been weakened. Protecting the original function of this word will be important for group understanding going forward, I think.

* edit: They did this because they did not want common street gutter Cockney scum "ruining" their precious language - well, look how well that worked?
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
September 21 2011 08:08 GMT
#58
On September 21 2011 07:18 nttea wrote:
This literally annoys the hell out of me. I wish people would stop doing that


It annoys you so much it makes you regurgitate satans domain?
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Cuddle
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden1345 Posts
September 21 2011 08:54 GMT
#59
[QUOTE]On September 21 2011 09:10 TabyLing wrote:
[QUOTE]On September 21 2011 08:44 Redmark wrote:
[QUOTE]On September 21 2011 08:41 TabyLing wrote:
I don't really think it's that bad.
[/QUOTE]

Well, it's not that unlikely of a comparison.

People exaggerate (thank you spell correction) all the time. "My ex-wife took all my money!" when in fact she only got a part of his/her money. What if exaggerated use of the word "all" suddenly made us change it's meaning to "somewhere between nothing and everything"? That would just as stupid as this imo.
Cuddle
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden1345 Posts
September 21 2011 08:55 GMT
#60
On September 21 2011 08:41 TabyLing wrote:
I don't really think it's that bad.


Well, it's not that unlikely of a comparison.

People exaggerate (thank you spell correction) all the time. "My ex-wife took all my money!" when in fact she only got a part of his/her money. What if exaggerated use of the word "all" suddenly made us change it's meaning to "somewhere between nothing and everything"? That would just as stupid as this imo.
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
September 21 2011 13:41 GMT
#61
This is such shocking news that it turned my world upside down,

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sorry guys, I just have to do it
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literally.

There are lots of more misused words in the everyday-spoken English language (well, in every language probably) but for someone to go out there and define it... that's just a step too far.
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