On July 16 2011 15:12 Bibbit wrote:
Hokay there's a lot of things I'm trying to improve at lately. But I also want to work on giving higher quality advice in girl blogs. I am just a beginner in girl blog advising so dont expect any ILOVEKITTENS-caliber work here. I'm not ready for the fast-paced TL scene quite yet so I was just trying to help my friend over msn. I am "Mack" and I renamed him to "Jim" for some reason even though his MSN only shows his (super normal) first namy anyway. The whole conversation was quite long so I'll just post the main points of the ~~replay~~ chatlog.

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Jim says:
i was poking fun at the girl counsellor wnho works with me
Mack says:
ok obligatory question
she hot?
Jim says:
kinda
shes up there
lets say that
insidfe she probably hates me lol
Mack says:
ok gl
Jim says:
but she dont show it
Mack says:
oh thats a good start
them not showing how much they hate you is still workable
Jim says:
she also has a bf
lol
Mack says:
ur probably bigger than him
so its fine

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Jim says:
the kids there love me though
Mack says:
idk i think i'd rather have the girl
the kids are too young
i presume
Jim says:
8-10
Mack says:
ok ya you cant hit that
focus on the girl

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Jim says:
but im done working with her now
its a new person im working with
Mack says:
she hot?
Jim says:
i did not even list gender
Mack says:
he hot?
Jim says:
:S

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Jimsays:
its a brown girl
shes nice and friendly and suchj
Mack says:
oh thats not acceptable?
ok friendly is good
Jimsays:
well I prefer
of my colour
now is that being to picky
/ racist D:
Mack says:
okok
is the brown girl cute?
they can be cute
or they can have beards
if she has a beard u should try to get her to shave it off
and if u cant make sure you stay clean shaven yourself
cuz it would be really weird if ur beards touched
Jim says:
im scared now

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Mack says:
tell them about ur 4 gate
Jim says:
ooh can i go stargate ?
Mack says:
"I STALK THROUGH THE STARS"
just make sure shes not massive or u cant beat her

Then he left.

Anyways any feedback would be appreciated. I'm really hoping to improve. :D:D

so ur idea of "giving girl advice" is to cherry pick quotes from urself that u think r funny or something, then post that in a blog to brag. while reading this my mind exploded cuz ur so witty congrats man

Bibbit

Canada5377 Posts

July 16 2011 06:41 GMT

Pretty much, was really bored between proleague games sry

I'm quite alright with writing something stupid and having people hate me for it though. ^^ Luckily its not TL's peak hours so less people will get to hate me. :D:D

Kamais_Ookin

Canada4218 Posts

July 16 2011 06:43 GMT

5/5 would take more advice.

Dalguno

United States2446 Posts

July 16 2011 06:49 GMT

5/5 would read again

Can I get some advice, in oh say, April, when she gets home? Thanks love. ♥

Edit: Ironic post count?

DyEnasTy

United States3714 Posts

July 16 2011 07:13 GMT

lol im so confused right now. is this serious?

Fontong

United States6454 Posts

July 16 2011 07:21 GMT

Wtf, I touch beards with my girlfriend all the time and it isn't weird at all.

DisaFear

Australia4074 Posts

July 16 2011 07:25 GMT

lol, so random

intrigue

Washington, D.C9933 Posts

July 16 2011 07:25 GMT

#10

boring

ketomai

United States2789 Posts

July 16 2011 07:36 GMT

#11

It's not boring when baller posts~ (HI BALLER).

ILOVEKITTENS

Korea (South)112 Posts

July 18 2011 01:53 GMT

#12

I don't think you took the right approach to this subject. But, life is learning from our mistakes.

Better luck next time! FIGHTING!

xtfftc

United Kingdom2343 Posts

July 18 2011 02:07 GMT

#13

Upon opening this blog and reading the first two sentences, I realised I had no intention of losing any more time with it. Yet, I did not close the tab... Intrigued by my own behaviour, I scrolled down to look at the comments. And what did I see?

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Rinrun

Canada3509 Posts

July 18 2011 02:20 GMT

#14

Who says cute and beards can't mix?

HappyMan

United States129 Posts

July 18 2011 02:32 GMT

#15

The only reason i'm posting in this thread is because baller has anointed it with his ballerness.

QuanticHawk

United States32051 Posts

July 18 2011 15:27 GMT

#16

hahahahahh yeah man, ask her about the four gate bro!!! sick joke!!!!

TheGiz

Canada708 Posts

July 18 2011 15:52 GMT

#17

This was boring. That wasn't even advice and I could tell you were trying to be funny.

If you want to get a girl in the future you should work on your humor and not force it. Being funny should come naturally. Girls don't like guys who try too hard to give good or funny advice.
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See what I did there?

Bibbit

Canada5377 Posts

July 18 2011 16:14 GMT

#18

nono guys this is supposed to be dead >_>;;;

I conceded this was stupid a long time ago and only posted because I was bored

Razith

Canada431 Posts

July 18 2011 16:23 GMT

#19

You lack the talent and experience required to produce funny dating advice. Asking if she's hot a ton of times with hairy brown girl jokes and little kids isn't really funny dating advice but rather just akward and weird. He opened a few windows in which you could have developed some hilarious advice, but you seemed to opt out of those chances to produce more out of context one-liners that were at best sub-par.

Jim says:
kinda
shes up there
lets say that
insidfe she probably hates me lol
Mack says:
ok gl

"ok gl"? Good advice, really funny.

arb

Noobville17921 Posts

July 18 2011 16:55 GMT

#20

On July 16 2011 16:25 intrigue wrote:
boring

Basically

ComaDose

Canada10357 Posts

July 18 2011 16:59 GMT

#21

I think you should have told him to keep his beard.
It would be better to not know whos hair was touching your chin than knowing it was hers.

Otherwise the advice was solid.
Except that you didn't smack him for saying can i go star gate when you told him to four gate.
Listen to teacher is what you should have said while you smacked him.