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Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-17 07:26:02
July 16 2011 06:12 GMT
#1
edit:

**
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
July 16 2011 06:23 GMT
#2
Wait. Seriously?
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
baller
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
527 Posts
July 16 2011 06:33 GMT
#3
On July 16 2011 15:12 Bibbit wrote:
Hokay there's a lot of things I'm trying to improve at lately. But I also want to work on giving higher quality advice in girl blogs. I am just a beginner in girl blog advising so dont expect any ILOVEKITTENS-caliber work here. I'm not ready for the fast-paced TL scene quite yet so I was just trying to help my friend over msn. I am "Mack" and I renamed him to "Jim" for some reason even though his MSN only shows his (super normal) first namy anyway. The whole conversation was quite long so I'll just post the main points of the replay chatlog.

+ Show Spoiler [Set 1] +
Jim says:
i was poking fun at the girl counsellor wnho works with me
Mack says:
ok obligatory question
she hot?
Jim says:
kinda
shes up there
lets say that
insidfe she probably hates me lol
Mack says:
ok gl
Jim says:
but she dont show it
Mack says:
oh thats a good start
them not showing how much they hate you is still workable
Jim says:
she also has a bf
lol
Mack says:
ur probably bigger than him
so its fine


+ Show Spoiler [Set 2] +
Jim says:
the kids there love me though
Mack says:
idk i think i'd rather have the girl
the kids are too young
i presume
Jim says:
8-10
Mack says:
ok ya you cant hit that
focus on the girl


+ Show Spoiler [Set 3] +
Jim says:
but im done working with her now
its a new person im working with
Mack says:
she hot?
Jim says:
i did not even list gender
Mack says:
he hot?
Jim says:
:S


+ Show Spoiler [Set 4] +
Jimsays:
its a brown girl
shes nice and friendly and suchj
Mack says:
oh thats not acceptable?
ok friendly is good
Jimsays:
well I prefer
of my colour
now is that being to picky
/ racist D:
Mack says:
okok
is the brown girl cute?
they can be cute
or they can have beards
if she has a beard u should try to get her to shave it off
and if u cant make sure you stay clean shaven yourself
cuz it would be really weird if ur beards touched
Jim says:
im scared now


+ Show Spoiler [Set 5] +
Mack says:
tell them about ur 4 gate
Jim says:
ooh can i go stargate ?
Mack says:
"I STALK THROUGH THE STARS"
just make sure shes not massive or u cant beat her


Then he left.

Anyways any feedback would be appreciated. I'm really hoping to improve. :D:D

so ur idea of "giving girl advice" is to cherry pick quotes from urself that u think r funny or something, then post that in a blog to brag. while reading this my mind exploded cuz ur so witty congrats man
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
July 16 2011 06:41 GMT
#4
Pretty much, was really bored between proleague games sry

I'm quite alright with writing something stupid and having people hate me for it though. ^^ Luckily its not TL's peak hours so less people will get to hate me. :D:D
Kamais_Ookin
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada4218 Posts
July 16 2011 06:43 GMT
#5
5/5 would take more advice.
I <3 Plexa.
Dalguno
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2446 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-16 06:50:08
July 16 2011 06:49 GMT
#6
5/5 would read again

Can I get some advice, in oh say, April, when she gets home? Thanks love. ♥

Edit: Ironic post count?
"I'm gonna keep making drones cause I'm a baller, and ballers make drones." -Snute
DyEnasTy
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3714 Posts
July 16 2011 07:13 GMT
#7
lol im so confused right now. is this serious?
Much better to die an awesome Terran than to live as a magic wielding fairy or a mindless sac of biological goop. -Manifesto7
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
July 16 2011 07:21 GMT
#8
Wtf, I touch beards with my girlfriend all the time and it isn't weird at all.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
DisaFear
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia4074 Posts
July 16 2011 07:25 GMT
#9
lol, so random
How devious | http://anartisticanswer.blogspot.com.au/
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9933 Posts
July 16 2011 07:25 GMT
#10
boring
Moderatorhttps://soundcloud.com/castlesmusic/sets/oak
ketomai
Profile Joined June 2007
United States2789 Posts
July 16 2011 07:36 GMT
#11
It's not boring when baller posts~ (HI BALLER).
ILOVEKITTENS
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Korea (South)112 Posts
July 18 2011 01:53 GMT
#12
I don't think you took the right approach to this subject. But, life is learning from our mistakes.

Better luck next time! FIGHTING!
xtfftc
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United Kingdom2343 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-18 02:08:25
July 18 2011 02:07 GMT
#13
Upon opening this blog and reading the first two sentences, I realised I had no intention of losing any more time with it. Yet, I did not close the tab... Intrigued by my own behaviour, I scrolled down to look at the comments. And what did I see?

[image loading]

<3
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
July 18 2011 02:20 GMT
#14
Who says cute and beards can't mix?
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
HappyMan
Profile Joined June 2010
United States129 Posts
July 18 2011 02:32 GMT
#15
The only reason i'm posting in this thread is because baller has anointed it with his ballerness.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32051 Posts
July 18 2011 15:27 GMT
#16
hahahahahh yeah man, ask her about the four gate bro!!! sick joke!!!!
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
TheGiz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada708 Posts
July 18 2011 15:52 GMT
#17
This was boring. That wasn't even advice and I could tell you were trying to be funny.

If you want to get a girl in the future you should work on your humor and not force it. Being funny should come naturally. Girls don't like guys who try too hard to give good or funny advice.
+ Show Spoiler +
See what I did there?
Life is not about making due with what you have; it's about finding out just how much you can achieve. Never settle for anything less than the best. - - - Read my blog!
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
July 18 2011 16:14 GMT
#18
nono guys this is supposed to be dead >_>;;;

I conceded this was stupid a long time ago and only posted because I was bored
Razith
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada431 Posts
July 18 2011 16:23 GMT
#19
You lack the talent and experience required to produce funny dating advice. Asking if she's hot a ton of times with hairy brown girl jokes and little kids isn't really funny dating advice but rather just akward and weird. He opened a few windows in which you could have developed some hilarious advice, but you seemed to opt out of those chances to produce more out of context one-liners that were at best sub-par.

Jim says:
kinda
shes up there
lets say that
insidfe she probably hates me lol
Mack says:
ok gl


"ok gl"? Good advice, really funny.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
July 18 2011 16:55 GMT
#20
On July 16 2011 16:25 intrigue wrote:
boring

Basically
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