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I am angry about StarCraft IV! - Page 2

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Redunzl
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
862 Posts
March 08 2011 08:42 GMT
#21
Gospel.
Well done Chef.
puppykiller
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States3137 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-08 08:48:10
March 08 2011 08:43 GMT
#22
dude the auto-micro command in sc3 furthered strategic play sooo much. And now the auto-build order command takes care of macro and adapting your style in order to bring the level of skill needed to be pro to a whole new realm. I'm glad that now you don"t have to grind for hours to learn stuff that only the "I have no life" koreans can actually get down.

With these awesome changes ... a pro doesn"t have to focus on micro or macro or multitasking or planning or disicion making or having fingers...at all to win. Now he proves he is the best by be top-notch at all the other stuff.... the really important things.


This furthers e-sports imo


EDIT:
I hope in SCV blizzard finally manages to permanatly close the gap between pro and casual. it's not fair that people who play all day win more. They don"t have more skill than me, i just play less than those grinder kor noobs who have no creativity. If i want to only make flying units bliz should make it possible for me to win vs anyone i want!
Why would I play sctoo when I can play BW?
don_kyuhote
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
3006 Posts
March 08 2011 08:47 GMT
#23
So....foreigners can actually compete and fare well versus the Koreans now?
For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
Bormac
Profile Joined May 2008
Belgium122 Posts
March 08 2011 08:54 GMT
#24
Excellent satire. Masterfully done, sir Chef.
Code monkeys, best monkeys!
ReketSomething
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6012 Posts
March 08 2011 09:05 GMT
#25
Well, at least SCIV has 3D built in and looks fucking cool.
Jaedong :3
strongwind
Profile Joined July 2007
United States862 Posts
March 08 2011 09:12 GMT
#26
What pisses me off the most is the horrendous storyline. How exactly did the orcs end up in the Koprulu sector to begin with? Seriously, Blizzoogle?
Taek Bang Fighting!
ooni
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia1498 Posts
March 08 2011 09:19 GMT
#27
GUY PLEASE DO NOT BUMP OLD THREADS.
Hi!
HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
March 08 2011 09:21 GMT
#28
SCIV sounds like the shit but is the format of your post a copy from somewhere?
I'm getting a very strong sense of deja'vu. Or maybe it's just the madness.


When did we decide Nexuses that can pick themselves up and walk to other expansions was a good idea? Ok, ok, so in SC III we let Zerg Hatcheries burrow underground and move very slowly, and in SC:BW we let Command Centers fly, but why let Nexuses do it as well? Is there no more diversity between the races? Are we back to Orcs vs Humans, where every unit has a near equivalent counterpart?

I swear I've read that before.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/*tlusernamehere*/
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
March 08 2011 10:27 GMT
#29
lololol ur mad cuz u suck at sc4 noob

sc4 out isnt learn yet play to grouty lololol

cry more geek

p.s. your momma has an outie

(In the future... there will still be inconsiderate newbs.)
Legalize drugs and murder.
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
March 08 2011 12:53 GMT
#30
When the Cylons and Skynet rebel and turn off the internet, only one game shall remain.

Brood War, with its brilliant use of LAN technology and innovative performance scaling that allows it to run on computers built many decades ago in 1998, will be the e-sport and game of choice for the human resistance. With SC2, SC3, and SC4 controlled by the machines, Lee Young Ho and Lee Jaedong lead a dual-pronged attack against the heart of the evil menace: cyborg Kotick.
ㅇㅅㅌㅅ
ch33psh33p
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
7650 Posts
March 08 2011 14:11 GMT
#31
Try too hard to be satirical, definitely comes off as a bit overdone and forced.

Sorry =/
secret - never again
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17731 Posts
March 08 2011 14:15 GMT
#32
On March 08 2031 15:39 Chef wrote:
What the hell Blizzard? Ever since you were bought by Google everything has just gone fucking crazy. Zealots that fly and explode? What were you thinking!? That is so imbalanced! Don't get me started on marines being able to build their own bunkers. Yeah great idea, Blizz, I thought we left free bunkers behind in SC2.

Do you know what pisses me off the most? The SCIV strategy forum is total garbage! No one knows what they're talking about, it's just a damn noobfest where all the comments by anyone who is any good get drowned—not that anyone can ever be good at SCIV since user input has been simplified so much.

When did we decide Nexuses that can pick themselves up and walk to other expansions was a good idea? Ok, ok, so in SC III we let Zerg Hatcheries burrow underground and move very slowly, and in SC:BW we let Command Centers fly, but why let Nexuses do it as well? Is there no more diversity between the races? Are we back to Orcs vs Humans, where every unit has a near equivalent counterpart?

And what about TL? Why is TL picking up every new game Blizzard makes? SCIV is a piece of shit compared to SCIII. SCIII was a piece of shit compared to... well, not SC2. Everyone knows SC2 was a total joke. But SCIII and SC2 were worthless compared to SC:BW. Now that was a game I could get behind. Twenty years ago, when I was but a boy with passion and dreams, there was SC:BW. But now what do we have? Carriers that can harvest minerals for 25 energy? C'mon, that's fucking stupid.

I don't even care if all the best foreigners have moved onto SCIV. They're finnicky bastards. Can't even stick to a game if their lives depended on it. Who the hell even follows foreign StarCraft? Korean BW has been the only scene worth watching for the last thirty years. Trust me, I'm forty and wise—I know things. SCIV may have the best graphics of any game yet, but the game play has been lost in the mists of time, and Blizz/Google doesn't know shit about making games anymore.

I said it 20 years ago, and I'll say it now:

BroodWar Forever.

"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-08 14:20:34
March 08 2011 14:17 GMT
#33
Well idk man for me Starcraft 4 is like Warcraft 5.5 i mean it is good but it is not starcraft -.-

I mean i had like 10 apm in Starcraft 3 ( not as fast than the pros but still quite fast ). Now look at the new players coming from Warcraft 5, those guys have like 120 APH, this is absolutly terrible...
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
The_LiNk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada863 Posts
March 08 2011 14:20 GMT
#34
Aren't Zealots that fly and explode Scourges?
Sermokala
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States14036 Posts
March 08 2011 14:26 GMT
#35
I love this blog
A wise man will say that he knows nothing. We're gona party like its 2752 Hail Dark Brandon
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-08 14:29:36
March 08 2011 14:28 GMT
#36
Well I stopped caring about competitive gameplay after BW. To me I just play it for the campaign and occasional custom game. I just think it's stupid that they still haven't optimised for quattuorsexagenuple core processors and 256-bit operating systems.
No I'm never serious.
qdenser
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada133 Posts
March 08 2011 14:32 GMT
#37
sc:bw eh, that brings me back. pot was illegal at the time, and insane greedy religious people ruled the earth. dunno if i would go back to the sc:bw though since i'd be dropping down 2 whole dimensions; the the new time travel feature in SC4 makes fixing your worker split so convenient
BW is still out there and a lots of people still watch it. SC2 is a different game and different people. Please go back to BW if you think sc2 is not suited for you - Dustin Browder
Shana
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Indonesia1814 Posts
March 08 2011 15:02 GMT
#38
Wow, I'm surprised that blizz can reach sc4 only 20 years from now.
Believing in what lies ahead. | That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
March 08 2011 15:10 GMT
#39
On March 08 2011 23:11 ch33psh33p wrote:
Try too hard to be satirical, definitely comes off as a bit overdone and forced.

Sorry =/

You're just not ready for the message I have to give, man. Don't blame me, you've got to improve yourself until you're ready for me.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Kralic
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2628 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-08 15:51:33
March 08 2011 15:51 GMT
#40
Frankly I am glad to hear you did not complain about the pre built bases that you can purchase for a one time payment of $10.00. You can chose from so many of them. Start the game with full worker saturation, a barracks, a factory and a fresh expansion! Many more options for all the races of course. If your opponent did not spend the $10.00 he will start with 2000 minerals and 2000 gas to catch up to you as fast as possible.
Brood War forever!
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