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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
March 08 2011 06:39 GMT
#1
What the hell Blizzard? Ever since you were bought by Google everything has just gone fucking crazy. Zealots that fly and explode? What were you thinking!? That is so imbalanced! Don't get me started on marines being able to build their own bunkers. Yeah great idea, Blizz, I thought we left free bunkers behind in SC2.

Do you know what pisses me off the most? The SCIV strategy forum is total garbage! No one knows what they're talking about, it's just a damn noobfest where all the comments by anyone who is any good get drowned—not that anyone can ever be good at SCIV since user input has been simplified so much.

When did we decide Nexuses that can pick themselves up and walk to other expansions was a good idea? Ok, ok, so in SC III we let Zerg Hatcheries burrow underground and move very slowly, and in SC:BW we let Command Centers fly, but why let Nexuses do it as well? Is there no more diversity between the races? Are we back to Orcs vs Humans, where every unit has a near equivalent counterpart?

And what about TL? Why is TL picking up every new game Blizzard makes? SCIV is a piece of shit compared to SCIII. SCIII was a piece of shit compared to... well, not SC2. Everyone knows SC2 was a total joke. But SCIII and SC2 were worthless compared to SC:BW. Now that was a game I could get behind. Twenty years ago, when I was but a boy with passion and dreams, there was SC:BW. But now what do we have? Carriers that can harvest minerals for 25 energy? C'mon, that's fucking stupid.

I don't even care if all the best foreigners have moved onto SCIV. They're finnicky bastards. Can't even stick to a game if their lives depended on it. Who the hell even follows foreign StarCraft? Korean BW has been the only scene worth watching for the last thirty years. Trust me, I'm forty and wise—I know things. SCIV may have the best graphics of any game yet, but the game play has been lost in the mists of time, and Blizz/Google doesn't know shit about making games anymore.

I said it 20 years ago, and I'll say it now:

BroodWar Forever.

****
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Anxiety
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States650 Posts
March 08 2011 06:41 GMT
#2
Welcome back from the future.
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3454 Posts
March 08 2011 06:41 GMT
#3
Brood War is like chess.
Even chess received patches,
Now they're both like wine.
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
remio
Profile Joined October 2006
69 Posts
March 08 2011 06:42 GMT
#4
can I have some of that stuff you're smoking
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-08 06:45:46
March 08 2011 06:44 GMT
#5
lol @ blizz google, well at least it's google they might be more reasonable than ehem activi

but, I'm really saddened with BW being away from WCG now.. I mean, what are the odds of getting a pro to hang out with you guys
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18918 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-08 06:47:02
March 08 2011 06:44 GMT
#6
Pfft, you didn't even mention the Mutalisks that could land and morph into flying lurkers.
And here we were thinking TERRAN was imbalanced in sc2 - ever since they added lumber into SCIV, terran has never stood a chance (I mean, creep automatically mining lumber?! What were they thinking?

Edit: God, don't even get me on how they removed the need for keyboards - the fact that you can input your buildorder before the game and it carries it out automatically is COMPLETELY absurd! They are making this game friendlier and friendlier for noobs!
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TyrantPotato
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1541 Posts
March 08 2011 06:45 GMT
#7
i believe by reading this post.

charlie sheen has activated his tiger blood and possesed chef.

....he found TL.....god help us all.
Forever ZeNEX.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
March 08 2011 06:48 GMT
#8
Fuck the blog ladder, I had controversial things to say.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
don_kyuhote
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
3006 Posts
March 08 2011 06:57 GMT
#9
In SCIV, science vessels can irradiate Zerg buildings.
It's IMBA
For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
HeadhunteR
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Argentina1258 Posts
March 08 2011 06:57 GMT
#10
how was Boxers 40th birthday party was that crazy or what?
in The Kong line forever
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
March 08 2011 07:00 GMT
#11
Boxer proved that even a 50 year old can succeed in a game that takes no skill.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3454 Posts
March 08 2011 07:00 GMT
#12
Choose light/dark protoss.
Then pick one of seven tribes,
Each with 3 bloodlines.
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
puppykiller
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States3126 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-08 07:02:13
March 08 2011 07:01 GMT
#13
ya but its good for esports bro
Why would I play sctoo when I can play BW?
Duckvillelol
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Australia1240 Posts
March 08 2011 07:02 GMT
#14
Chef, how's the SC2 version of "The Stove" coming along?
Former SC2 commentator. youtube.com/duckvillelol
hacklebeast
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5090 Posts
March 08 2011 07:14 GMT
#15
I hate how people can’t just let SCIII go. It’s an old, worn out game that only has nostalgia working for it now. Hell, half of the battle in it was just trying to navigate poorly structured interface. Having to select units before issuing orders? Who thought that was a good idea? And don’t get me started about the time before unit production facilities had the “make units” and “stop making units” switches. Having to select buildings and click on a picture each and every time you want to make a new unit is just barbaric. It’s people like you who are fragmenting the starcraft scene and weakening esports as a whole. Just look at the graphics. Clearly the graphics requiring 3d glasses is superior to the trash from SCIII, Why can’t you see it is just a better game?

And Carriers HAVE to be able to mine minerals, how else will we be able to reenact chapter 12 from book 15 “the rise of reinfested Kerrigan”?

There are lots of people new to the scene that have never played SCIII, and they all think that SCIV is the best game ever. You are in the minority and therefore wrong.

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I love your blogs chef
Protoss: Best, Paralyze, Jangbi, Nal_Ra || Terran: Oov, Boxer, Fantasy, Hiya|| Zerg: Yellow, Zero
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6785 Posts
March 08 2011 07:18 GMT
#16
What I love is how Blizz officially killed chat channels in sc3. I mean come on they were a joke in sc2 so they fixed it by... taking them out? I mean WTF. I'm not buying sc4 I can tell you that much.
Forti et Fideli ~ TL Mafia Forum: Come play with us! ~ Go Samsung KHAN, Stork, JangBi , Shine, Grape, and TurN Fighting!~ wat
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
March 08 2011 07:25 GMT
#17
I agree. The addition of being able to issue orders telepathically as protoss has once again, for the fourth time, made protoss the easy race. I mean cmon, now you don't even have to press 1a, all you have to do is think of the term "protoss" and all your units attack.
ProfessorCold
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States41 Posts
March 08 2011 07:43 GMT
#18
I also feel that the addition of the fourth race, the Xel-Naga, is obviously imba. Seriously, they are the father race of the Protoss AND the Zerg, it's obvious that they would be a counter to both races. And ever since tanks started shooting SCVs...

It's just not the same anymore.
Proud follower of Jesus Christ; favorite players include Jaedong and Destiny
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5724 Posts
March 08 2011 07:43 GMT
#19
i dont get why you dont like sciv. i know that all you can build as terran are scvs and marines, but thats all you really need!
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50104 Posts
March 08 2011 08:08 GMT
#20
so I don't work for Blizzard?I probably started my own comapny I guess..
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
TL+ Member
Redunzl
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
862 Posts
March 08 2011 08:42 GMT
#21
Gospel.
Well done Chef.
puppykiller
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States3126 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-08 08:48:10
March 08 2011 08:43 GMT
#22
dude the auto-micro command in sc3 furthered strategic play sooo much. And now the auto-build order command takes care of macro and adapting your style in order to bring the level of skill needed to be pro to a whole new realm. I'm glad that now you don"t have to grind for hours to learn stuff that only the "I have no life" koreans can actually get down.

With these awesome changes ... a pro doesn"t have to focus on micro or macro or multitasking or planning or disicion making or having fingers...at all to win. Now he proves he is the best by be top-notch at all the other stuff.... the really important things.


This furthers e-sports imo


EDIT:
I hope in SCV blizzard finally manages to permanatly close the gap between pro and casual. it's not fair that people who play all day win more. They don"t have more skill than me, i just play less than those grinder kor noobs who have no creativity. If i want to only make flying units bliz should make it possible for me to win vs anyone i want!
Why would I play sctoo when I can play BW?
don_kyuhote
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
3006 Posts
March 08 2011 08:47 GMT
#23
So....foreigners can actually compete and fare well versus the Koreans now?
For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
Bormac
Profile Joined May 2008
Belgium122 Posts
March 08 2011 08:54 GMT
#24
Excellent satire. Masterfully done, sir Chef.
Code monkeys, best monkeys!
ReketSomething
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6012 Posts
March 08 2011 09:05 GMT
#25
Well, at least SCIV has 3D built in and looks fucking cool.
Jaedong :3
strongwind
Profile Joined July 2007
United States862 Posts
March 08 2011 09:12 GMT
#26
What pisses me off the most is the horrendous storyline. How exactly did the orcs end up in the Koprulu sector to begin with? Seriously, Blizzoogle?
Taek Bang Fighting!
ooni
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia1498 Posts
March 08 2011 09:19 GMT
#27
GUY PLEASE DO NOT BUMP OLD THREADS.
Hi!
HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
March 08 2011 09:21 GMT
#28
SCIV sounds like the shit but is the format of your post a copy from somewhere?
I'm getting a very strong sense of deja'vu. Or maybe it's just the madness.


When did we decide Nexuses that can pick themselves up and walk to other expansions was a good idea? Ok, ok, so in SC III we let Zerg Hatcheries burrow underground and move very slowly, and in SC:BW we let Command Centers fly, but why let Nexuses do it as well? Is there no more diversity between the races? Are we back to Orcs vs Humans, where every unit has a near equivalent counterpart?

I swear I've read that before.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/*tlusernamehere*/
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
March 08 2011 10:27 GMT
#29
lololol ur mad cuz u suck at sc4 noob

sc4 out isnt learn yet play to grouty lololol

cry more geek

p.s. your momma has an outie

(In the future... there will still be inconsiderate newbs.)
Legalize drugs and murder.
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
March 08 2011 12:53 GMT
#30
When the Cylons and Skynet rebel and turn off the internet, only one game shall remain.

Brood War, with its brilliant use of LAN technology and innovative performance scaling that allows it to run on computers built many decades ago in 1998, will be the e-sport and game of choice for the human resistance. With SC2, SC3, and SC4 controlled by the machines, Lee Young Ho and Lee Jaedong lead a dual-pronged attack against the heart of the evil menace: cyborg Kotick.
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ch33psh33p
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
7650 Posts
March 08 2011 14:11 GMT
#31
Try too hard to be satirical, definitely comes off as a bit overdone and forced.

Sorry =/
secret - never again
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17726 Posts
March 08 2011 14:15 GMT
#32
On March 08 2031 15:39 Chef wrote:
What the hell Blizzard? Ever since you were bought by Google everything has just gone fucking crazy. Zealots that fly and explode? What were you thinking!? That is so imbalanced! Don't get me started on marines being able to build their own bunkers. Yeah great idea, Blizz, I thought we left free bunkers behind in SC2.

Do you know what pisses me off the most? The SCIV strategy forum is total garbage! No one knows what they're talking about, it's just a damn noobfest where all the comments by anyone who is any good get drowned—not that anyone can ever be good at SCIV since user input has been simplified so much.

When did we decide Nexuses that can pick themselves up and walk to other expansions was a good idea? Ok, ok, so in SC III we let Zerg Hatcheries burrow underground and move very slowly, and in SC:BW we let Command Centers fly, but why let Nexuses do it as well? Is there no more diversity between the races? Are we back to Orcs vs Humans, where every unit has a near equivalent counterpart?

And what about TL? Why is TL picking up every new game Blizzard makes? SCIV is a piece of shit compared to SCIII. SCIII was a piece of shit compared to... well, not SC2. Everyone knows SC2 was a total joke. But SCIII and SC2 were worthless compared to SC:BW. Now that was a game I could get behind. Twenty years ago, when I was but a boy with passion and dreams, there was SC:BW. But now what do we have? Carriers that can harvest minerals for 25 energy? C'mon, that's fucking stupid.

I don't even care if all the best foreigners have moved onto SCIV. They're finnicky bastards. Can't even stick to a game if their lives depended on it. Who the hell even follows foreign StarCraft? Korean BW has been the only scene worth watching for the last thirty years. Trust me, I'm forty and wise—I know things. SCIV may have the best graphics of any game yet, but the game play has been lost in the mists of time, and Blizz/Google doesn't know shit about making games anymore.

I said it 20 years ago, and I'll say it now:

BroodWar Forever.

"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-08 14:20:34
March 08 2011 14:17 GMT
#33
Well idk man for me Starcraft 4 is like Warcraft 5.5 i mean it is good but it is not starcraft -.-

I mean i had like 10 apm in Starcraft 3 ( not as fast than the pros but still quite fast ). Now look at the new players coming from Warcraft 5, those guys have like 120 APH, this is absolutly terrible...
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
The_LiNk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada863 Posts
March 08 2011 14:20 GMT
#34
Aren't Zealots that fly and explode Scourges?
Sermokala
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States13822 Posts
March 08 2011 14:26 GMT
#35
I love this blog
A wise man will say that he knows nothing. We're gona party like its 2752 Hail Dark Brandon
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-08 14:29:36
March 08 2011 14:28 GMT
#36
Well I stopped caring about competitive gameplay after BW. To me I just play it for the campaign and occasional custom game. I just think it's stupid that they still haven't optimised for quattuorsexagenuple core processors and 256-bit operating systems.
No I'm never serious.
qdenser
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada133 Posts
March 08 2011 14:32 GMT
#37
sc:bw eh, that brings me back. pot was illegal at the time, and insane greedy religious people ruled the earth. dunno if i would go back to the sc:bw though since i'd be dropping down 2 whole dimensions; the the new time travel feature in SC4 makes fixing your worker split so convenient
BW is still out there and a lots of people still watch it. SC2 is a different game and different people. Please go back to BW if you think sc2 is not suited for you - Dustin Browder
Shana
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Indonesia1814 Posts
March 08 2011 15:02 GMT
#38
Wow, I'm surprised that blizz can reach sc4 only 20 years from now.
Believing in what lies ahead. | That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
March 08 2011 15:10 GMT
#39
On March 08 2011 23:11 ch33psh33p wrote:
Try too hard to be satirical, definitely comes off as a bit overdone and forced.

Sorry =/

You're just not ready for the message I have to give, man. Don't blame me, you've got to improve yourself until you're ready for me.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Kralic
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2628 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-08 15:51:33
March 08 2011 15:51 GMT
#40
Frankly I am glad to hear you did not complain about the pre built bases that you can purchase for a one time payment of $10.00. You can chose from so many of them. Start the game with full worker saturation, a barracks, a factory and a fresh expansion! Many more options for all the races of course. If your opponent did not spend the $10.00 he will start with 2000 minerals and 2000 gas to catch up to you as fast as possible.
Brood War forever!
conTAgi0n
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States335 Posts
March 08 2011 18:16 GMT
#41
Chef, you're judging the game way too soon. By the time all six expansions are released I'm sure it will be every bit as good as BW.
IamBach
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1059 Posts
March 08 2011 20:43 GMT
#42
SCIII for ever!! You can't just fucking make a new game and call it "Starcraft IV" when its nothing like SCIII!!
Plus I hate auto attack.
Just listen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__lCZeePG48
IamBach
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1059 Posts
March 08 2011 20:43 GMT
#43
On March 09 2011 03:16 conTAgi0n wrote:
Chef, you're judging the game way too soon. By the time all six expansions are released I'm sure it will be every bit as good as BW.

Yeah seriously give it some time!! BW had like 12 years, SCIV only has been out what a year?
Just listen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__lCZeePG48
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
March 08 2011 21:25 GMT
#44
have faith in bloogle man, they know what they're doing. when it comes down to it, they make great games. all their other games were smashing successes! give it time
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
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IamBach
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1059 Posts
March 08 2011 21:26 GMT
#45
On March 08 2011 17:43 puppykiller wrote:
dude the auto-micro command in sc3 furthered strategic play sooo much. And now the auto-build order command takes care of macro and adapting your style in order to bring the level of skill needed to be pro to a whole new realm. I'm glad that now you don"t have to grind for hours to learn stuff that only the "I have no life" koreans can actually get down.

With these awesome changes ... a pro doesn"t have to focus on micro or macro or multitasking or planning or disicion making or having fingers...at all to win. Now he proves he is the best by be top-notch at all the other stuff.... the really important things.


This furthers e-sports imo


EDIT:
I hope in SCV blizzard finally manages to permanatly close the gap between pro and casual. it's not fair that people who play all day win more. They don"t have more skill than me, i just play less than those grinder kor noobs who have no creativity. If i want to only make flying units bliz should make it possible for me to win vs anyone i want!

This is should be in the OP. Adds a lot to the table.
Just listen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__lCZeePG48
Conversion
Profile Joined April 2010
United States3308 Posts
March 08 2011 21:31 GMT
#46
All I see are a bunch of hardcore SC3 fans that are jaded by their nostalgia.

Who actually tries to play the new game or watch some of its games to form an opinion? I mean, come on. It's not like you actually tried to play and enjoy the new game or watched some of its games in the Blizzoogle StarLeague. If you hate it, you obviously just hate it for the sake of hating it.

Give it a try guys, because I somehow KNOW all of you diehard SC3 fans never tried SCIV.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17920 Posts
March 08 2011 22:39 GMT
#47
BROODWAR 4 LYFEEEEEEEE

But seriously this was pretty funny
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
qdenser
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada133 Posts
March 08 2011 23:00 GMT
#48
On March 09 2011 06:25 JeeJee wrote:
have faith in bloogle man, they know what they're doing. when it comes down to it, they make great games. all their other games were smashing successes! give it time


wait..doesn't that make the current company blacktivision?
BW is still out there and a lots of people still watch it. SC2 is a different game and different people. Please go back to BW if you think sc2 is not suited for you - Dustin Browder
Bajadulce
Profile Joined October 2004
United States322 Posts
March 08 2011 23:49 GMT
#49
BWar was worth the $20 bucks 20 years ago, but 5 expansions @ $80 dollars a piece for SCIII (which only added 5 new units btw) and now 10 expansions for SCIV @ $100 bucks a pop! Jeez, I retired this year (65) and well good thing I never bought into that stuff otherwise I'd have no social security. Yep, been saving up for that new Megan Fox pleasure android (you know the full size unlimited edition if you know what I mean!) Oh well, if only it wasn't illegal to play BW here in Blizzafornia, USA.

On a related note:
Did any of you happen to catch that news flash last night of the dude in the Milk Factory that now has been sentenced to 10 years for tampering with the cartons? Apparently he put a picture of a lurker and a reaver on the "have you seen me - Missing". Ya pretty dumb move considering its been illegal to talk about those units for the past 5 years.
Planar Erratus: (www.broodwarai.com/mods/peai) Where the worlds of Baldur’s Gate, Arcanum, Diablo, Icewind Dale, Torment, and Warcraft collide with Starcraft. Don't question, just play! ... Dedicated to all my TL.net friends and old schoolers!
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
March 09 2011 01:02 GMT
#50
Look like you've cooked up quite the satire there chef.
101toss
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
3232 Posts
March 09 2011 01:31 GMT
#51
If this keeps up, EAUbiActivisionBlizzard is going to go bankrupt
Math doesn't kill champions and neither do wards
Special Endrey
Profile Joined June 2010
Germany1929 Posts
March 09 2011 01:33 GMT
#52
mad props
This signature is ruining eSports - -Twitter: @SpecialEndrey
Zergneedsfood
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10671 Posts
March 09 2011 01:38 GMT
#53
I think you forgot the most costly part about SCIV. They stopped cross-country play.

At this point, I have five copies of SCIV. One for America, one for China, one for Korea, one for Ukraine, and one for Germany. I'll need twenty more to play with half the people I want to play with.
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101toss
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
3232 Posts
March 09 2011 01:41 GMT
#54
On March 09 2011 10:38 Zergneedsfood wrote:
I think you forgot the most costly part about SCIV. They stopped cross-country play.

At this point, I have five copies of SCIV. One for America, one for China, one for Korea, one for Ukraine, and one for Germany. I'll need twenty more to play with half the people I want to play with.

They say it's for antipiracy, but I'm skeptical...
Math doesn't kill champions and neither do wards
Slardar
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada7593 Posts
March 09 2011 02:01 GMT
#55
On March 08 2011 16:00 Chef wrote:
Boxer proved that even a 50 year old can succeed in a game that takes no skill.


....LOL. That was the icing on this awesome blog. Well done sir ^^
101toss
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
3232 Posts
March 09 2011 02:05 GMT
#56
On March 08 2011 15:39 Chef wrote:
Zealots that fly and explode? What were you thinking!? That is so imbalanced!

I think blizzard misinterpreted what "zealot bombs" meant due to overwhelming request from the player base to bring it back.
Math doesn't kill champions and neither do wards
Lythox
Profile Joined November 2010
Netherlands161 Posts
March 09 2011 08:50 GMT
#57
At least they removed the drones that mined faster on creep in sc3, geez im a zerg player but that was too much even for me.
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
March 09 2011 09:35 GMT
#58
Whoa, if they make a Starcraft 5...

SCV
TrainSamurai
Profile Joined November 2010
339 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-09 12:00:03
March 09 2011 11:57 GMT
#59
Whats even worse is when they took out internet support. Now we have to buy shitty blizzard wireless modems just to play . Those god dam pirates just don't know when to stop...

But i love both SC IV and III. Honestly, how can you just chose a side like that? The game has only been released to the public as a beta for 3 years, give it more time.

But yea I'm paying for the modem anyway, think of what it is doing for esports.
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57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
March 09 2011 14:17 GMT
#60
On March 08 2011 16:01 puppykiller wrote:
ya but its good for esports bro


Its ESPORTS. You can't forget to capitalise.

Anyways, its kinda stupid how you can attach an immortal on top of a carrier, so imba.
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
Eeryck
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States184 Posts
March 09 2011 15:48 GMT
#61
What is up with the Bladder in SC4. I mean I can understand in SC3 letting you choose your own division and ranking, that made some sense. Especially since it matched you against bronze level players but displayed them as rank 1 1337t uber grand master division.

I really think that the auto rank up by just being inactive has gone a step to far.
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44079 Posts
March 09 2011 17:03 GMT
#62
I'm just happy that marines and marauders are still killing every tier three unit that Protoss, Zerg, and Xel Naga have to offer.

Ever since that stimpack nerf in SC2 was countered by the legendary "Terran T1 units automatically have stimpack pre-upgraded, lose no life when they stim, are infused with regeneration capabilities, and have haste, flying, and can't be the target of spells and abilities" buff in SC3, even IdrA has switched to Terran.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
KillerDucky
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States498 Posts
March 09 2011 20:33 GMT
#63
I can't believe we still have such whiners. Finally after waiting for 60 years since SC3, we finally get a sequel to fix the horrid 3D holographs that are soooo 2040s. Seriously why would I play any game where I have to look at a flat screen that gives a pathetic simulation of the 3D experience? Any game worth anything uses the new virtual realty holodecks.

Thank God I grew up in an age where video games involve actually moving your body around some to control the game. I can't imagine how many nerds died of poor health back when you just used a keyboard and mouse to control the game.
MarineKingPrime Forever!
Amanebak
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Czech Republic528 Posts
March 09 2011 23:09 GMT
#64
You know, what I like most about sc4 is that now even players can enjoy the game more like spectators.
Btw Zergs, don't whine all the time! Blizzgoogle wrote they are gonna make a patch each day. The week will be divided into four parts. Sunday, Monday - Protoss buffs, Tuesday, Wednesday for T, Th, Fr for Z and the rest for XN. It's fair in the end.
BW
Redmark
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada2129 Posts
March 09 2011 23:21 GMT
#65
I can't decide if this thread is really bitter or really funny.
Maybe both lol.

Disciple has a good point, by the way. You should really have used SCV instead of SC4 and made a joke about that.
101toss
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
3232 Posts
March 10 2011 00:47 GMT
#66
On March 10 2011 02:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
I'm just happy that marines and marauders are still killing every tier three unit that Protoss, Zerg, and Xel Naga have to offer.

Ever since that stimpack nerf in SC2 was countered by the legendary "Terran T1 units automatically have stimpack pre-upgraded, lose no life when they stim, are infused with regeneration capabilities, and have haste, flying, and can't be the target of spells and abilities" buff in SC3, even IdrA has switched to Terran.

Blizzard thought giving hydralisks +2/+2 and trample would have balanced it out
Math doesn't kill champions and neither do wards
forgotten0ne
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States951 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-10 01:23:02
March 10 2011 01:18 GMT
#67
On March 10 2011 09:47 101toss wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 10 2011 02:03 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
I'm just happy that marines and marauders are still killing every tier three unit that Protoss, Zerg, and Xel Naga have to offer.

Ever since that stimpack nerf in SC2 was countered by the legendary "Terran T1 units automatically have stimpack pre-upgraded, lose no life when they stim, are infused with regeneration capabilities, and have haste, flying, and can't be the target of spells and abilities" buff in SC3, even IdrA has switched to Terran.

Blizzard thought giving hydralisks +2/+2 and trample would have balanced it out


Don't forget first strike, and vigilance.


On March 10 2011 08:21 Redmark wrote:
I can't decide if this thread is really bitter or really funny.
Maybe both lol.

Disciple has a good point, by the way. You should really have used SCV instead of SC4 and made a joke about that.


He has a good point? Did he ghost post, because afaik he didn't even post in this thread... O.o
"Well it’s obvious that these Terran gamers are just extremely gifted when it comes to RTS games" -Ret, in regards to the first months of SC2
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
March 10 2011 07:40 GMT
#68
5/5, what a hilarious read. I LOL'ed at office when reading about the interceptors harvesting minerals and burrowed hatcheries !

BroodWar for ever !
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