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Sort of lost...
From what I gather, your first paragraph regards that you are sexually frustrated due to lack of communication with your partner. The second paragraph I suppose leads off the first one in that this lack of communication somehow impedes you not being able to propose to her. The third implies that you are frustrated like a marine trying to kill lings behind a sunk.
Am I right?
3.9/5 for confusing me.
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On January 06 2011 13:27 Zapdos_Smithh wrote:
Sort of lost...
From what I gather, your first paragraph regards that you are sexually frustrated due to lack of communication with your partner. The second paragraph I suppose leads off the first one in that this lack of communication somehow impedes you not being able to propose to her. The third implies that you are frustrated like a marine trying to kill lings behind a sunk.
Am I right?
3.9/5 for confusing me.
yeah man you're absolutely correct, but sometimes just sometimes i feel like lexington steele on steriods, like I wanna do it but something impedes me like I need to do over time and shit in the office or she needs to do overtime on the office as well. Or we had plans to go out then do it later but there seems to be another sort of responsibility that needs to be done.
Like I said, I'm the marine that wants to shoot the fucking zergling online to find out that single zergling is laughing "kekeke" due to being behind the spine crawler.
Also, it's not a rant, we got plans to get married my mom's pressuring me to give her grand kids (anyway, we pretty okay financially) my family I mean and I have a job.
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Is it a communication problem? If so, then work on that.
Is it some external problem? If so, then shout at it repeatedly. It might go away. Then you can continue as planned.
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On January 06 2011 13:34 DTK-m2 wrote:
Is it a communication problem? If so, then work on that.
Is it some external problem? If so, then shout at it repeatedly. It might go away. Then you can continue as planned.
nope not a communication problem, we pretty open to each other like BFF's what do you mean to shout it out? So I should shout out my sexual frustrations is that correct?
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Ahahaha I loved the op and the interpretation by Zapdos XD Anyways sorry I can't be much help, I'm a virgin! But ya good luck and tell us when you pop the question!!! (Hope she doesn't read TL  )
oh hahah just read your last posts too and your name lol XD
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I always read your name as lice-om-bo-lisk.
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@ meapak
do not worry my name is incomprehensible, no man can go forth without a good obelisk licking..
@ Suppy Wolf
ah don't be concerned of your virginity, I myself was a virgin for a few years since the inception of sexual thoughts inside my head. I also made a compact before that video games >>> women until I found out that women has some type of bond or hold with our souls that you forgot your original goal in life. So just enjoy and there will be a girl who will take your virginity away
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i know exactly what you mean dude. although i've only been with my current girl for 8 months, i hate it when we plan to do it, and we don't. it's very very frustrating and just ruins your mood completely.
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ahnaha what the hell is wrong with you I love your post and your signature too XD XD
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On January 06 2011 13:47 Licmyobelisk wrote:
ah don't be concerned of your virginity, I myself was a virgin for a few years since the inception of sexual thoughts inside my head. I also made a compact before that video games >>> women until I found out that women has some type of bond or hold with our souls that you forgot your original goal in life. So just enjoy and there will be a girl who will take your virginity away
How many levels deep was it?
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What's the point of having a gf if you have to plan out your sex? That's all the hassle with none of the benefits.
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On January 06 2011 13:53 Zapdos_Smithh wrote:Show nested quote +On January 06 2011 13:47 Licmyobelisk wrote:
ah don't be concerned of your virginity, I myself was a virgin for a few years since the inception of sexual thoughts inside my head. I also made a compact before that video games >>> women until I found out that women has some type of bond or hold with our souls that you forgot your original goal in life. So just enjoy and there will be a girl who will take your virginity away How many levels deep was it?
Like a Dom Cobb trapped in limbo that there's no other way of knowing that is real and what is a dream...
+ Show Spoiler +
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On January 06 2011 13:56 Zim23 wrote:
What's the point of having a gf if you have to plan out your sex? That's all the hassle with none of the benefits.
What is wrong with you? everything in this world must be planned out? Do you not watch the day9 dailies? He says that you must always have a plan before you play! It's all the benefits with the hassles as well!
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On January 06 2011 13:56 Zim23 wrote:
What's the point of having a gf if you have to plan out your sex? That's all the hassle with none of the benefits.
women are complicated. not like guys where they just jump on your dick. you gotta woo them..
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On January 06 2011 14:11 AyeH wrote:Show nested quote +On January 06 2011 13:56 Zim23 wrote:
What's the point of having a gf if you have to plan out your sex? That's all the hassle with none of the benefits. women are complicated. not like guys where they just jump on your dick. you gotta woo them..
this has not been my experience.
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On January 06 2011 14:11 AyeH wrote:Show nested quote +On January 06 2011 13:56 Zim23 wrote:
What's the point of having a gf if you have to plan out your sex? That's all the hassle with none of the benefits. women are complicated. not like guys where they just jump on your dick. you gotta woo them..
guys jump on your dick?
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Sir, I want to introduce you to this awesome tool we guys have invented. It's called:
JERKING OFF
Try it.
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is it possible that it's a methapor?
also would like to add a positive note: at lease didn't see me wearing "bacon briefs" since I haven't wash all my boxers at this time.
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On January 06 2011 15:26 butter wrote:Show nested quote +On January 06 2011 14:11 AyeH wrote:On January 06 2011 13:56 Zim23 wrote:
What's the point of having a gf if you have to plan out your sex? That's all the hassle with none of the benefits. women are complicated. not like guys where they just jump on your dick. you gotta woo them.. this has not been my experience.
Oh god I LOLed.
Ok; I'll use Filipino vernacular just to express it straight:
"Pare, kating-kati na yan. Ipakamot mo na kasi."
She's just as starved for it as you are. Give her a reason to let go, and you'll both be trying to get your hands off each other faster than you can blink a Stalker.
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On January 06 2011 15:26 butter wrote:Show nested quote +On January 06 2011 14:11 AyeH wrote:On January 06 2011 13:56 Zim23 wrote:
What's the point of having a gf if you have to plan out your sex? That's all the hassle with none of the benefits. women are complicated. not like guys where they just jump on your dick. you gotta woo them.. this has not been my experience.
you guys know what i meant to say. like guys are horny and would probably have sex with their gf all the time if they could.
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Communication is key. At some point, you should have an open, mature discussion with her over this to clear out any insecurities and ambiguities.
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On January 06 2011 15:26 butter wrote:Show nested quote +On January 06 2011 14:11 AyeH wrote:On January 06 2011 13:56 Zim23 wrote:
What's the point of having a gf if you have to plan out your sex? That's all the hassle with none of the benefits. women are complicated. not like guys where they just jump on your dick. you gotta woo them.. this has not been my experience.
On January 06 2011 15:33 Rekrul wrote:Show nested quote +On January 06 2011 14:11 AyeH wrote:On January 06 2011 13:56 Zim23 wrote:
What's the point of having a gf if you have to plan out your sex? That's all the hassle with none of the benefits. women are complicated. not like guys where they just jump on your dick. you gotta woo them.. guys jump on your dick?
LOL I laughed so hard. This blog needs some more attention imo.
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try this:
"can i have some now?"
"howbout now?"
"whabout now?"
"now?"
"ok ok, howbout in 5mins?"
if all else fails, do The Naked Man and show up in her apartment/dorm/room/house/bathroom in your birthday suit with a ribbon tied around your nydus worm and a giant grin on your face.
if THAT fails then scv her some minerals. They ARE supposed to be a woman's best friend >.>
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