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Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-06 04:50:32
January 06 2011 04:24 GMT
#1
Man, do you guys feel moody when you can't get some? like there's instances when she wants it then you want it as well except there's something that's cock blocking you?

freaking hell I just want to rant that I'm really totally inlove with this girl (been together for 5 years and a few more months I'm going to pop the magic words) but sometimes man I'm so sprung like T-pain like I'm going to do everything in my power to get some at that certain time we've planned.

I just want to rant man, I wanna get some like a marine who marine steps on zerglings except there's some fucking spine crawler infront of them so he can't do jack shit but to say in one place and wait for back up.

/end rant

I would like to add that this is every male's song when you had some:



**
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
January 06 2011 04:27 GMT
#2
Sort of lost...

From what I gather, your first paragraph regards that you are sexually frustrated due to lack of communication with your partner. The second paragraph I suppose leads off the first one in that this lack of communication somehow impedes you not being able to propose to her. The third implies that you are frustrated like a marine trying to kill lings behind a sunk.

Am I right?

3.9/5 for confusing me.
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
January 06 2011 04:33 GMT
#3
On January 06 2011 13:27 Zapdos_Smithh wrote:
Sort of lost...

From what I gather, your first paragraph regards that you are sexually frustrated due to lack of communication with your partner. The second paragraph I suppose leads off the first one in that this lack of communication somehow impedes you not being able to propose to her. The third implies that you are frustrated like a marine trying to kill lings behind a sunk.

Am I right?

3.9/5 for confusing me.



yeah man you're absolutely correct, but sometimes just sometimes i feel like lexington steele on steriods, like I wanna do it but something impedes me like I need to do over time and shit in the office or she needs to do overtime on the office as well. Or we had plans to go out then do it later but there seems to be another sort of responsibility that needs to be done.

Like I said, I'm the marine that wants to shoot the fucking zergling online to find out that single zergling is laughing "kekeke" due to being behind the spine crawler.

Also, it's not a rant, we got plans to get married my mom's pressuring me to give her grand kids (anyway, we pretty okay financially) my family I mean and I have a job.
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
YejinYejin
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1053 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-06 04:35:03
January 06 2011 04:34 GMT
#4
Is it a communication problem? If so, then work on that.

Is it some external problem? If so, then shout at it repeatedly. It might go away. Then you can continue as planned.
안지호
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-06 04:42:55
January 06 2011 04:38 GMT
#5
On January 06 2011 13:34 DTK-m2 wrote:
Is it a communication problem? If so, then work on that.

Is it some external problem? If so, then shout at it repeatedly. It might go away. Then you can continue as planned.



nope not a communication problem, we pretty open to each other like BFF's what do you mean to shout it out? So I should shout out my sexual frustrations is that correct?
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-06 04:42:08
January 06 2011 04:41 GMT
#6
Ahahaha I loved the op and the interpretation by Zapdos XD Anyways sorry I can't be much help, I'm a virgin! But ya good luck and tell us when you pop the question!!! (Hope she doesn't read TL )

oh hahah just read your last posts too and your name lol XD
Check out my stream at www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=315053 and follow me on Twitter @EGSuppy! :)
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6786 Posts
January 06 2011 04:42 GMT
#7
I always read your name as lice-om-bo-lisk.
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Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
January 06 2011 04:47 GMT
#8
@ meapak

do not worry my name is incomprehensible, no man can go forth without a good obelisk licking..

@ Suppy Wolf

ah don't be concerned of your virginity, I myself was a virgin for a few years since the inception of sexual thoughts inside my head. I also made a compact before that video games >>> women until I found out that women has some type of bond or hold with our souls that you forgot your original goal in life. So just enjoy and there will be a girl who will take your virginity away
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
AyeH
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States534 Posts
January 06 2011 04:47 GMT
#9
i know exactly what you mean dude. although i've only been with my current girl for 8 months, i hate it when we plan to do it, and we don't. it's very very frustrating and just ruins your mood completely.
Is it in you?
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
January 06 2011 04:49 GMT
#10
ahnaha what the hell is wrong with you I love your post and your signature too XD XD
Check out my stream at www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=315053 and follow me on Twitter @EGSuppy! :)
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
January 06 2011 04:53 GMT
#11
On January 06 2011 13:47 Licmyobelisk wrote:
ah don't be concerned of your virginity, I myself was a virgin for a few years since the inception of sexual thoughts inside my head. I also made a compact before that video games >>> women until I found out that women has some type of bond or hold with our souls that you forgot your original goal in life. So just enjoy and there will be a girl who will take your virginity away


How many levels deep was it?
Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
January 06 2011 04:56 GMT
#12
What's the point of having a gf if you have to plan out your sex? That's all the hassle with none of the benefits.
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-06 04:59:17
January 06 2011 04:58 GMT
#13
On January 06 2011 13:53 Zapdos_Smithh wrote:
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On January 06 2011 13:47 Licmyobelisk wrote:
ah don't be concerned of your virginity, I myself was a virgin for a few years since the inception of sexual thoughts inside my head. I also made a compact before that video games >>> women until I found out that women has some type of bond or hold with our souls that you forgot your original goal in life. So just enjoy and there will be a girl who will take your virginity away


How many levels deep was it?


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I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
January 06 2011 05:01 GMT
#14
On January 06 2011 13:56 Zim23 wrote:
What's the point of having a gf if you have to plan out your sex? That's all the hassle with none of the benefits.



What is wrong with you? everything in this world must be planned out? Do you not watch the day9 dailies? He says that you must always have a plan before you play! It's all the benefits with the hassles as well!
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
AyeH
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States534 Posts
January 06 2011 05:11 GMT
#15
On January 06 2011 13:56 Zim23 wrote:
What's the point of having a gf if you have to plan out your sex? That's all the hassle with none of the benefits.


women are complicated. not like guys where they just jump on your dick. you gotta woo them..
Is it in you?
butter
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States785 Posts
January 06 2011 06:26 GMT
#16
On January 06 2011 14:11 AyeH wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 06 2011 13:56 Zim23 wrote:
What's the point of having a gf if you have to plan out your sex? That's all the hassle with none of the benefits.


women are complicated. not like guys where they just jump on your dick. you gotta woo them..

this has not been my experience.
TL should have a minigame where you have to destroy some rocks before you can make a new post – DentalFloss
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 06 2011 06:33 GMT
#17
On January 06 2011 14:11 AyeH wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 06 2011 13:56 Zim23 wrote:
What's the point of having a gf if you have to plan out your sex? That's all the hassle with none of the benefits.


women are complicated. not like guys where they just jump on your dick. you gotta woo them..


guys jump on your dick?
why so 진지해?
[Eternal]Phoenix
Profile Joined December 2010
United States333 Posts
January 06 2011 06:35 GMT
#18
Sir, I want to introduce you to this awesome tool we guys have invented. It's called:

JERKING OFF

Try it.
'environmental legislation is like cutting scvs to stop an imaginary allin that is never going to come, while your opponent ecos and expands continually'
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-06 06:40:17
January 06 2011 06:36 GMT
#19
is it possible that it's a methapor?

also would like to add a positive note: at lease didn't see me wearing "bacon briefs" since I haven't wash all my boxers at this time.
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Ciryandor
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3735 Posts
January 06 2011 06:56 GMT
#20
On January 06 2011 15:26 butter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 06 2011 14:11 AyeH wrote:
On January 06 2011 13:56 Zim23 wrote:
What's the point of having a gf if you have to plan out your sex? That's all the hassle with none of the benefits.


women are complicated. not like guys where they just jump on your dick. you gotta woo them..

this has not been my experience.

Oh god I LOLed.

Ok; I'll use Filipino vernacular just to express it straight:

"Pare, kating-kati na yan. Ipakamot mo na kasi."

She's just as starved for it as you are. Give her a reason to let go, and you'll both be trying to get your hands off each other faster than you can blink a Stalker.
에일리 and 아이유 <3 - O Captain 박재혁 ・゚✧*:・*゚+..。✧・゚:*・..。 ✧・゚ :・゚* ゜・*:・ ✧・゚:・゚:.。 ✧・゚ SPARKULING ・゜・:・゚✧*:・゚✧。*゚+..。 ✧・゚: ✧・゚:*・゜・:・゚✧*::
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