So, how was your christmas eve?
F me and my life
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DNB
Finland995 Posts
So, how was your christmas eve? | ||
paper
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As for your story, I don't even... | ||
SweetNJoshSauce
United States468 Posts
Thank you for sharing your humiliating experience | ||
TOloseGT
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Zurles
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Narwhal
United Kingdom314 Posts
probably the wrong section though | ||
Ho0ps
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What the christ. | ||
FraCuS
United States1072 Posts
My advice, next time go outside to pee if you're in that situation. | ||
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shawster
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Jonoman92
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imDerek
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Zim23
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Comeh
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But you know, that usually doesn't matter when drinking. :/. | ||
Loanshark
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Future)Breeze
Croatia88 Posts
now you learned (hard way unfortunately) to never force things in life, esp when near chicks. | ||
Megaliskuu
United States5123 Posts
This chick may not be flirty with you anymore, but you have a 5 star blog on tl, thats all that matters :p. | ||
Noxide
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ShoCkeyy
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elmizzt
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i'll try this next time a girl gets flirty | ||
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StorkHwaiting
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jaymik
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SONE
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ilovezil
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God, you guys should feel ashamed of yourselves... | ||
ilovezil
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AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | ||
SpoR
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On December 26 2010 11:27 ilovezil wrote: Yo, come on guys. It's really bad to be having fun and laughing at others' expense. Think of how hard it was for this guy, knowing he ruined his chances with a girl and making it humiliating and awkward every time he's near that girl. I mean, what if it happened to you? Would you guys still be laughing? God, you guys should feel ashamed of yourselves... pretty sure this story is fake | ||
HuK
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ilovezil
United States4143 Posts
Oh, Charlie, whatever will we do with you... | ||
Sigh
Canada2433 Posts
you just made my 7:54 PM. Though i do feel sorry for you | ||
allluckysevens7777
United States53 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Or restraining order. | ||
tarpman
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FragKrag
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chobopeon
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MaReK
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
"I accidentally peed in her mouth" but good story :D | ||
RageOverdose
United States690 Posts
Especially since you ended the story on the "punchline" anyway. Honestly, I wish my Christmas Eve/Day had been as eventful. | ||
Loser777
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DoX.)
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thOr6136
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BloodDrunK
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cArn-
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On December 26 2010 11:27 ilovezil wrote: Yo, come on guys. It's really bad to be having fun and laughing at others' expense. Think of how hard it was for this guy, knowing he ruined his chances with a girl and making it humiliating and awkward every time he's near that girl. I mean, what if it happened to you? Would you guys still be laughing? God, you guys should feel ashamed of yourselves... wait you think she never farts mb that was fucking hilarious | ||
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Bambipwnsu
Canada698 Posts
On December 26 2010 17:33 DoX.) wrote: Worthy of disciples graphic posters imo oh my god, please make one disciple lol | ||
TheAntZ
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I guess she didnt wanna talk to you after finding out that you're full of hot air | ||
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madnessman
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TheAntZ
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On December 26 2010 22:07 GrackBauer wrote: Next time perhaps you should delay your gas timing. The name + the comment made me spit out my water from laughter :D | ||
rotinegg
United States1719 Posts
im so sorry for you but hopefully your christmas was alot better! merry christmas | ||
zatic
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alexpnd
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LittLeD
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On December 27 2010 00:47 alexpnd wrote: you blew it ehehehehhe this thread has made me rofl more than once for sure :D | ||
Ghad
Norway2551 Posts
Tbh, I would have gone and pissed in the kitchen sink rather than going in there, what the hell were you thinking? | ||
DNB
Finland995 Posts
**** F me and my life - Part Two I experienced another quite a similar event, not as tragic as the first, but I thought to share it anyways, because I already made this blog about my previous miserable experience... Basically, I went to this public swimming center last thursday. After swimming a few laps I decided to go to this hot jacuzzi with about 4-5 people in it. I noticed a very pretty and fit woman sitting in the opposite from my side, and I saw her checking me out when I entered the pool. She still kept looking at me while I was there, and I pretended to ignore, being the shy beta male I am... I had hundreds of thoughts going through my head about it, but at 5 minutes of this awkward "interaction" between us, I decided to look at her in the eyes and smile at her, while swimming over to her side. She smiled back, and we started to talk about different stuff. Things were going fine, and I told her that I was thirsty and wanted to buy a drink from the bar close to the jacuzzi... Just after I stepped out of the jacuzzi, I slipped hard on the floor and my leg hit some other waitress carrying a huge portion of french fries... There I was laying on the ground looking like a pathetic wimp with a ton of fries, ketchup, mayo and some other shit on me... The waitress apologized and wiped some of the food off of me, and I told the waitress and the other girl that I was going to the shower for a moment to clean myself. It should have only took a few minutes, but in the shower I started to have a huge boner out of nowhere... I had to calm down my penis for at least 8 minutes so that I could go out to the swimming area again... Finally after that I got back to the jacuzzi area, only to notice that the woman had gone. Life is a bitch... **** | ||
LazyMacro
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Comeh
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Boners are so annoying sometimes :/. | ||
LazyMacro
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On January 01 2011 07:49 Comeh wrote: I usually don't laugh at other people's misfortune, but that's pretty hilarious. Boners are so annoying sometimes :/. No kidding... | ||
GGTeMpLaR
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on the bright side, you'll always have this funny story though =D | ||
Initial_H.C.
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palanq
United States761 Posts
tried to pee, but only farted | ||
Juliette
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StorkHwaiting
United States3465 Posts
On January 01 2011 10:18 palanq wrote: there you stand, broken-hearted tried to pee, but only farted hahahaha | ||
cArn-
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buickskylark
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RezChi
Canada2368 Posts
Note to self:Don't try forcing oneself to piss. | ||
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eLiE
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MaRiNe23
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mizU
United States12125 Posts
It sucks when you're sitting down, trying to fart, and then you pee. | ||
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