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DNB
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Finland995 Posts
December 25 2010 23:25 GMT
#1
I don't know how to post threads in the blog section, so I thought to write it just here... Basically, I was celebrating xmas eve at my friend's flat. There I hanged out with a very cute girl who was flirty with me all night... At one point I had a huge the urge to go to the bathroom for a piss, but she was there doing her hair. She told me that I could come in and do my thing, and that she wouldn't mind, after which I hesitated but in the end I walked in and tried to take a piss. I was incredibly shy, nothing came out... I forced myself hard to pee so I wouldn't look awkward, but I ended up letting out a huge fart... She stopped being flirty with me after that.

So, how was your christmas eve?
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
December 25 2010 23:26 GMT
#2
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/myblog.php

As for your story, I don't even...
Hates Fun🤔
SweetNJoshSauce
Profile Joined July 2010
United States468 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-25 23:29:41
December 25 2010 23:27 GMT
#3
Oh man that was great. I was preparing myself for another typical Team Liquid girl post: "Oh I like this girl but woe to me were just friends" blah blah.

Thank you for sharing your humiliating experience
TOloseGT
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States1145 Posts
December 25 2010 23:27 GMT
#4
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
December 25 2010 23:28 GMT
#5
hahahahahahahahaha, what a jackass.
Narwhal
Profile Joined September 2009
United Kingdom314 Posts
December 25 2010 23:28 GMT
#6
LOL good one.


probably the wrong section though
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Ho0ps
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United Kingdom216 Posts
December 25 2010 23:28 GMT
#7
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What the christ.
FraCuS
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1072 Posts
December 25 2010 23:28 GMT
#8
LOL!

My advice, next time go outside to pee if you're in that situation.

Apink/Girl's Day/miss A/IU/Crayon Pop/Sistar/Exo K :D l Kpop and Kdrama Enthusiast
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
December 25 2010 23:29 GMT
#9
wow, this story is hilarious
shawster
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada2485 Posts
December 25 2010 23:29 GMT
#10
best story i've heard on TL in a long time lmao
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9103 Posts
December 25 2010 23:29 GMT
#11
lol A+ story imo
imDerek
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1944 Posts
December 25 2010 23:30 GMT
#12
sorry for you
Least favorite progamers: Leta, Zero, Mind, Shine, free, really <-- newly added
Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
December 25 2010 23:44 GMT
#13
God I hope this is real. Hahahaha
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18918 Posts
December 25 2010 23:46 GMT
#14
Yeah, nervous peeing sucks.

But you know, that usually doesn't matter when drinking.
:/.
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Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
December 26 2010 00:03 GMT
#15
LOLOOOL
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
Future)Breeze
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Croatia88 Posts
December 26 2010 00:17 GMT
#16
L O L, just just rofl

now you learned (hard way unfortunately) to never force things in life, esp when near chicks.
Megaliskuu
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5123 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-26 00:20:54
December 26 2010 00:20 GMT
#17
Haha I'm LOLing hard here nice one!

This chick may not be flirty with you anymore, but you have a 5 star blog on tl, thats all that matters :p.
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Noxide
Profile Joined July 2009
United States2870 Posts
December 26 2010 00:22 GMT
#18
That's the best story I have heard yet today
Flash ひなの戦争の王である || しかし、実際にはヤフーの ファンタジーサッカー、楽しいプレー私の週末を占めている
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
December 26 2010 00:34 GMT
#19
Lmao, i love you. You made me smile on christmas which hasn't been done in years.
Life?
elmizzt
Profile Joined February 2010
United States3309 Posts
December 26 2010 00:40 GMT
#20
el oh el oh el

i'll try this next time a girl gets flirty
d=(^_^)z
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