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Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
December 26 2010 01:17 GMT
#21
ROFL
StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
December 26 2010 01:22 GMT
#22
hahahaha so fking good. Thank you for this!
jaymik
Profile Joined November 2009
Korea (South)425 Posts
December 26 2010 01:22 GMT
#23
i actually laughed out loud. cheers to you mate
jaymik kr/na
SONE
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada839 Posts
December 26 2010 02:12 GMT
#24
my day is absolutely emo as fuck right now, but thank you for that read put a bright spot on my horrible day. TY OP.
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
December 26 2010 02:27 GMT
#25
Yo, come on guys. It's really bad to be having fun and laughing at others' expense. Think of how hard it was for this guy, knowing he ruined his chances with a girl and making it humiliating and awkward every time he's near that girl. I mean, what if it happened to you? Would you guys still be laughing?

God, you guys should feel ashamed of yourselves...
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
December 26 2010 02:28 GMT
#26
Pfft...

AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SpoR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1542 Posts
December 26 2010 02:35 GMT
#27
On December 26 2010 11:27 ilovezil wrote:
Yo, come on guys. It's really bad to be having fun and laughing at others' expense. Think of how hard it was for this guy, knowing he ruined his chances with a girl and making it humiliating and awkward every time he's near that girl. I mean, what if it happened to you? Would you guys still be laughing?

God, you guys should feel ashamed of yourselves...


pretty sure this story is fake
A man is what he thinks about all day long.
HuK
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1591 Posts
December 26 2010 02:51 GMT
#28
so funny
ProgamerLive like a God or die like a Slave 11:11
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
December 26 2010 02:54 GMT
#29
On December 26 2010 11:35 SpoR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 26 2010 11:27 ilovezil wrote:
Yo, come on guys. It's really bad to be having fun and laughing at others' expense. Think of how hard it was for this guy, knowing he ruined his chances with a girl and making it humiliating and awkward every time he's near that girl. I mean, what if it happened to you? Would you guys still be laughing?

God, you guys should feel ashamed of yourselves...


pretty sure this story is fake


Oh, Charlie, whatever will we do with you...
Sigh
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2433 Posts
December 26 2010 02:54 GMT
#30
HAHAHAHAHAHA
you just made my 7:54 PM.
Though i do feel sorry for you
NaDa/Flash/Thorzain Fan
allluckysevens7777
Profile Joined February 2009
United States53 Posts
December 26 2010 02:57 GMT
#31
Instead of forcing it, "I guess since it's already out..." Instant success.

+ Show Spoiler +
Or restraining order.
tarpman
Profile Joined February 2009
Canada720 Posts
December 26 2010 03:02 GMT
#32
omg what. I can't bring myself to believe that this could actually happen.
Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11556 Posts
December 26 2010 03:09 GMT
#33
5/5
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
December 26 2010 03:11 GMT
#34
awesome. i can picture exactly how this would happen. ah god it must have SUCKED.
:O
MaReK
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Australia446 Posts
December 26 2010 07:26 GMT
#35
'Well my pants are half off, why aren't yours?'
"My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg "
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-26 07:35:04
December 26 2010 07:34 GMT
#36
You had the perfect build up for

"I accidentally peed in her mouth"

but good story :D
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
RageOverdose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States690 Posts
December 26 2010 07:36 GMT
#37
Man, OP, no offense but it was funny. I hope you end up laughing at it too.

Especially since you ended the story on the "punchline" anyway.

Honestly, I wish my Christmas Eve/Day had been as eventful.
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
December 26 2010 08:27 GMT
#38
Thank you for reminding me of why I read
6581
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
December 26 2010 08:33 GMT
#39
Worthy of disciples graphic posters imo
thOr6136
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Slovenia1775 Posts
December 26 2010 09:16 GMT
#40
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA oh my god
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