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BloodDrunK
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bangladesh2767 Posts
December 26 2010 09:18 GMT
#41
OMG looooool............
You have the power to create your own destiny.
cArn-
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Korea (South)824 Posts
December 26 2010 09:23 GMT
#42
On December 26 2010 11:27 ilovezil wrote:
Yo, come on guys. It's really bad to be having fun and laughing at others' expense. Think of how hard it was for this guy, knowing he ruined his chances with a girl and making it humiliating and awkward every time he's near that girl. I mean, what if it happened to you? Would you guys still be laughing?

God, you guys should feel ashamed of yourselves...


wait you think she never farts mb

that was fucking hilarious
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darklordjac
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada2231 Posts
December 26 2010 09:33 GMT
#43
Lmfao
Bambipwnsu
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada698 Posts
December 26 2010 10:28 GMT
#44
On December 26 2010 17:33 DoX.) wrote:
Worthy of disciples graphic posters imo


oh my god, please make one disciple lol
LoL @ NA: bambipwnsu
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
December 26 2010 13:04 GMT
#45
oh god, im so sorry for your loss
I guess she didnt wanna talk to you after finding out that you're full of hot air
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
GrackBauer
Profile Joined December 2010
4 Posts
December 26 2010 13:07 GMT
#46
Next time perhaps you should delay your gas timing.
madnessman
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1581 Posts
December 26 2010 13:07 GMT
#47
hahahha so good. first time i've literally lol'd after reading something online in a while.
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
December 26 2010 13:38 GMT
#48
On December 26 2010 22:07 GrackBauer wrote:
Next time perhaps you should delay your gas timing.


The name + the comment made me spit out my water from laughter :D
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
rotinegg
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1719 Posts
December 26 2010 13:58 GMT
#49
ROFL

im so sorry for you but hopefully your christmas was alot better! merry christmas
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zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15366 Posts
December 26 2010 14:07 GMT
#50
Finally a funny girl blog hahaha
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alexpnd
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1857 Posts
December 26 2010 15:47 GMT
#51
you blew it
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LittLeD
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden7973 Posts
December 26 2010 16:13 GMT
#52
On December 27 2010 00:47 alexpnd wrote:
you blew it

ehehehehhe
this thread has made me rofl more than once for sure :D
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Ghad
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway2551 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-26 16:59:02
December 26 2010 16:57 GMT
#53
I give you five stars for your valiant effort, lol.

Tbh, I would have gone and pissed in the kitchen sink rather than going in there, what the hell were you thinking?
forgottendreams: One underage girl, two drunk guys, one gogo dancer and starcraft 2. Apparently just another day in Europe.
DNB
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Finland995 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-31 22:46:28
December 31 2010 22:37 GMT
#54

****



F me and my life - Part Two



I experienced another quite a similar event, not as tragic as the first, but I thought to share it anyways, because I already made this blog about my previous miserable experience... Basically, I went to this public swimming center last thursday. After swimming a few laps I decided to go to this hot jacuzzi with about 4-5 people in it. I noticed a very pretty and fit woman sitting in the opposite from my side, and I saw her checking me out when I entered the pool. She still kept looking at me while I was there, and I pretended to ignore, being the shy beta male I am... I had hundreds of thoughts going through my head about it, but at 5 minutes of this awkward "interaction" between us, I decided to look at her in the eyes and smile at her, while swimming over to her side. She smiled back, and we started to talk about different stuff. Things were going fine, and I told her that I was thirsty and wanted to buy a drink from the bar close to the jacuzzi... Just after I stepped out of the jacuzzi, I slipped hard on the floor and my leg hit some other waitress carrying a huge portion of french fries... There I was laying on the ground looking like a pathetic wimp with a ton of fries, ketchup, mayo and some other shit on me... The waitress apologized and wiped some of the food off of me, and I told the waitress and the other girl that I was going to the shower for a moment to clean myself.


It should have only took a few minutes, but in the shower I started to have a huge boner out of nowhere... I had to calm down my penis for at least 8 minutes so that I could go out to the swimming area again... Finally after that I got back to the jacuzzi area, only to notice that the woman had gone.


Life is a bitch...



****



LazyMacro
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
976 Posts
December 31 2010 22:42 GMT
#55
Wow, I thought my day sucked. I suddenly feel better.
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
December 31 2010 22:49 GMT
#56
I usually don't laugh at other people's misfortune, but that's pretty hilarious.
Boners are so annoying sometimes :/.
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LazyMacro
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
976 Posts
January 01 2011 00:04 GMT
#57
On January 01 2011 07:49 Comeh wrote:
I usually don't laugh at other people's misfortune, but that's pretty hilarious.
Boners are so annoying sometimes :/.

No kidding...
GGTeMpLaR
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States7226 Posts
January 01 2011 01:14 GMT
#58
ahahaha that sucks man

on the bright side, you'll always have this funny story though =D
Initial_H.C.
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada560 Posts
January 01 2011 01:18 GMT
#59
Wowowow totally unexpected lol
palanq
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States761 Posts
January 01 2011 01:18 GMT
#60
there you stand, broken-hearted
tried to pee, but only farted
time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
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