EPTF me and my life - Page 3
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BloodDrunK
Bangladesh2767 Posts
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cArn-
Korea (South)824 Posts
On December 26 2010 11:27 ilovezil wrote: Yo, come on guys. It's really bad to be having fun and laughing at others' expense. Think of how hard it was for this guy, knowing he ruined his chances with a girl and making it humiliating and awkward every time he's near that girl. I mean, what if it happened to you? Would you guys still be laughing? God, you guys should feel ashamed of yourselves... wait you think she never farts mb that was fucking hilarious | ||
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darklordjac
Canada2231 Posts
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Bambipwnsu
Canada698 Posts
On December 26 2010 17:33 DoX.) wrote: Worthy of disciples graphic posters imo oh my god, please make one disciple lol | ||
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TheAntZ
Israel6248 Posts
I guess she didnt wanna talk to you after finding out that you're full of hot air | ||
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GrackBauer
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madnessman
United States1581 Posts
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TheAntZ
Israel6248 Posts
On December 26 2010 22:07 GrackBauer wrote: Next time perhaps you should delay your gas timing. The name + the comment made me spit out my water from laughter :D | ||
rotinegg
United States1719 Posts
im so sorry for you but hopefully your christmas was alot better! merry christmas | ||
zatic
Zurich15325 Posts
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alexpnd
Canada1857 Posts
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LittLeD
Sweden7973 Posts
On December 27 2010 00:47 alexpnd wrote: you blew it ehehehehhe this thread has made me rofl more than once for sure :D | ||
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Ghad
Norway2551 Posts
Tbh, I would have gone and pissed in the kitchen sink rather than going in there, what the hell were you thinking? | ||
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DNB
Finland995 Posts
**** F me and my life - Part Two I experienced another quite a similar event, not as tragic as the first, but I thought to share it anyways, because I already made this blog about my previous miserable experience... Basically, I went to this public swimming center last thursday. After swimming a few laps I decided to go to this hot jacuzzi with about 4-5 people in it. I noticed a very pretty and fit woman sitting in the opposite from my side, and I saw her checking me out when I entered the pool. She still kept looking at me while I was there, and I pretended to ignore, being the shy beta male I am... I had hundreds of thoughts going through my head about it, but at 5 minutes of this awkward "interaction" between us, I decided to look at her in the eyes and smile at her, while swimming over to her side. She smiled back, and we started to talk about different stuff. Things were going fine, and I told her that I was thirsty and wanted to buy a drink from the bar close to the jacuzzi... Just after I stepped out of the jacuzzi, I slipped hard on the floor and my leg hit some other waitress carrying a huge portion of french fries... There I was laying on the ground looking like a pathetic wimp with a ton of fries, ketchup, mayo and some other shit on me... The waitress apologized and wiped some of the food off of me, and I told the waitress and the other girl that I was going to the shower for a moment to clean myself. It should have only took a few minutes, but in the shower I started to have a huge boner out of nowhere... I had to calm down my penis for at least 8 minutes so that I could go out to the swimming area again... Finally after that I got back to the jacuzzi area, only to notice that the woman had gone. Life is a bitch... **** | ||
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LazyMacro
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Comeh
United States18918 Posts
Boners are so annoying sometimes :/. | ||
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LazyMacro
976 Posts
On January 01 2011 07:49 Comeh wrote: I usually don't laugh at other people's misfortune, but that's pretty hilarious. Boners are so annoying sometimes :/. No kidding... | ||
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GGTeMpLaR
United States7226 Posts
on the bright side, you'll always have this funny story though =D | ||
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Initial_H.C.
Canada560 Posts
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palanq
United States761 Posts
tried to pee, but only farted | ||
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