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Telemarketers and the meaning of life

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bebejugga
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States43 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-18 11:26:57
December 18 2010 11:16 GMT
#1
Today, as I was packing to take a trip up to Berkeley, I hear my home phone ring. My home phone never rings. In fact, I don't even know why we keep that thing around. But anyway, I say, hell, why not, I might as well pick that thing up. It's been neglected long enough.

It was a telemarketer.

He asked me if I wanted a subscription to the Pasadena Star News. I kindly told him no, but thanks for the offer… How naive I was to not know that that trick never works! He persisted to talk to me about the importance of a newspaper and how a “young, fashionable girl” like me could benefit from the many ads and deals from the newspaper. The initial question I had was why anyone would ever want to pay anything to just see the ads. But nevertheless, I kindly told him no, but thanks for the offer… I do my shopping online anyway. He says it’s not as good as the newspaper and going to the store. At the store, you can try on all kinds of clothes to make sure you have the right size. I kindly told him no, but thanks for the offer… because if I were to buy the newspaper, I’d only be buying the newspaper, not the store.

But he was quite the persistent one.

After 8 minutes of back and forth conversation, I reached an ultimatum. I said if you can answer me this one question, I will buy your newspaper. I will not only buy the Sunday edition, I’ll buy the 7 days a week edition. He says okay, go ahead. I pause. After a few seconds of silence, I asked him, what is the meaning of life? He too, struck a pause, and after a few seconds of self reflection, he answers that it is to have fun, grow old, and raise a family. All very nice things…. but wrong.

The answer was 42, my friend, 42.
And with that, he accepted his defeat, wished me a good day, and hung up.

It was quite an interesting conversation - one that I don't regret having, but one that I definitely never want to have ever again. So I ask, how do YOU swat off your telemarketers?

*****
Is your muffin buttered? Would you like me to assign someone to butter your muffin?
Xstatic
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States765 Posts
December 18 2010 11:27 GMT
#2
Haha you came up to Berkeley? Cal is empty right now, everyone went home O_O

"I kindly told him no, but thanks for the offer… because if I were to buy the newspaper, I’d only be buying the newspaper, not the store."
Lolllll you're not a window shopper obviously
But all my girl friends buy stuff online these days, apparently it's the new thing to do. Kudos to you for knowing the real meaning of life!
Snow - Protoss the way it was meant to be, one mindgame at a time ^^
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
December 18 2010 11:27 GMT
#3
tell them that the people they're looking for arent here, but only because we killed them and moved in
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
brafix
Profile Joined August 2010
United States37 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-18 11:29:30
December 18 2010 11:29 GMT
#4
i say i am loading my gun with an insane cackle
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
December 18 2010 11:31 GMT
#5
hang up?
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
ffswowsucks
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Greece2298 Posts
December 18 2010 11:33 GMT
#6
i dont get it. why was the answer 42?
Terran in particular is a notoriously strong race for a no brain skillhand bot style.
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
December 18 2010 11:38 GMT
#7
On December 18 2010 20:33 ffswowsucks wrote:
i dont get it. why was the answer 42?



same here, but telemarketeers sheesshh it's one ugly ass job my friend
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
DwmC_Foefen
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Belgium2186 Posts
December 18 2010 11:39 GMT
#8
On December 18 2010 20:33 ffswowsucks wrote:
i dont get it. why was the answer 42?


See hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
jacen
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Austria3644 Posts
December 18 2010 12:15 GMT
#9
On December 18 2010 20:16 bebejugga wrote:
The answer was 42, my friend, 42.

Uhg ... from my understanding the question to this answer has not been found and it is most probably not "what is the meaning of life?". I haven't read all of the books yet, but this is what i was told. The answer to "what is the meaning of life?" most probalby would be:

To utilize energy potentials in the surrounding environment to map specific features of the environment into physical structures (neuronal networks also fall under this).



But hey ... it was a nice story and you seemed to be nice to the guy which is good seeing as how rude some people can become.
(micronesia) lol we aren't going to just permban you (micronesia) "we" excludes Jinro
plated.rawr
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Norway1676 Posts
December 18 2010 12:26 GMT
#10
Hah, fool's on you!

42 is the answer to "What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?". Just "What is the meaning of life?" could result in a wildly different response.
Savior broke my heart ;_; || twitch.tv/onnings
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES51708 Posts
December 18 2010 12:27 GMT
#11
On December 18 2010 20:33 ffswowsucks wrote:
i dont get it. why was the answer 42?


HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS!!!!!????

Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
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puckstop101
Profile Joined September 2008
Canada132 Posts
December 18 2010 12:40 GMT
#12
canada(or it might be just ontario) has a national do not call list, where if your name is on this list telemarketers won't call you. It been a huge success with a bit of a win/win on both sides. Telemarketers dont hav to call people that don't want anything, and the reverse for people
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46644 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-18 13:39:32
December 18 2010 13:36 GMT
#13
Here you go:



Anyways, awesome OP Telemarketers are somewhat annoying, but sometimes I'll listen. More often than not, however, I'll quickly hang up; once in a while, I'll troll them. I'll pretend that I have no idea what they're talking about or who they're looking for (when they're looking for my family). When they ask me how I'm doing, I won't just say, "Good thanks"; I'll actually talk about my entire day... as if my girlfriend had called and I had to spend 10 mandatory minutes flapping my gums non-stop before I could get back to grading my papers, playing StarCraft, or doing other important things.

And I'm pretty sure they know what they're getting themselves into when they become telemarketers too. They've surely experienced receiving the calls.

They interrupt people's lives to sell things that people don't want. In my opinion, they're one of the few groups who deserves to get trolled every once in a while.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24807 Posts
December 18 2010 14:48 GMT
#14
If you have no offer in what they are offering then you don't need to be polite for 8 minutes. Tell them you aren't interested and then hang up lol
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
December 18 2010 15:16 GMT
#15
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Yurie
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
12181 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-18 16:25:11
December 18 2010 16:24 GMT
#16
The easiest way to get rid of them is to get rid of your home phone. Then not get your mobil phone number listed but instead just giving it out where and when you want it. There are still letters or visits if people want to contact you and you don't know them.

The problem comes with hospitals I guess. Kind of hard to get contacted if they don't have a number.
tryummm
Profile Joined August 2009
774 Posts
December 18 2010 16:27 GMT
#17
Tell them you're a lawyer and you will sue them if they ever call you again and hang up.
Chimpalimp
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1135 Posts
December 18 2010 16:32 GMT
#18
I used to tell telemarketers that I am underaged and my parents aren't home. But I have adopted a new philosophy, and I recommend it to everyone: Don't Pick Up the Phone! If anyone important is calling you, 9/10 they know your cellphone number.
I like money. You like money too? We should hang out.
krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
December 18 2010 16:37 GMT
#19
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Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23463 Posts
December 18 2010 16:40 GMT
#20
On December 18 2010 20:16 bebejugga wrote:
Today, as I was packing to take a trip up to Berkeley, I hear my home phone ring. My home phone never rings. In fact, I don't even know why we keep that thing around. But anyway, I say, hell, why not, I might as well pick that thing up. It's been neglected long enough.

It was a telemarketer.

He asked me if I wanted a subscription to the Pasadena Star News. I kindly told him no, but thanks for the offer… How naive I was to not know that that trick never works! He persisted to talk to me about the importance of a newspaper and how a “young, fashionable girl” like me could benefit from the many ads and deals from the newspaper. The initial question I had was why anyone would ever want to pay anything to just see the ads. But nevertheless, I kindly told him no, but thanks for the offer… I do my shopping online anyway. He says it’s not as good as the newspaper and going to the store. At the store, you can try on all kinds of clothes to make sure you have the right size. I kindly told him no, but thanks for the offer… because if I were to buy the newspaper, I’d only be buying the newspaper, not the store.

But he was quite the persistent one.

After 8 minutes of back and forth conversation, I reached an ultimatum. I said if you can answer me this one question, I will buy your newspaper. I will not only buy the Sunday edition, I’ll buy the 7 days a week edition. He says okay, go ahead. I pause. After a few seconds of silence, I asked him, what is the meaning of life? He too, struck a pause, and after a few seconds of self reflection, he answers that it is to have fun, grow old, and raise a family. All very nice things…. but wrong.

The answer was 42, my friend, 42.
And with that, he accepted his defeat, wished me a good day, and hung up.

It was quite an interesting conversation - one that I don't regret having, but one that I definitely never want to have ever again. So I ask, how do YOU swat off your telemarketers?


Say no, hang up. Saves you 10 minutes+ a blog post.
aka Teutonica
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