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benjammin
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2728 Posts
June 30 2010 20:42 GMT
#1
by the graces of the merciful god of funding, i'm allowed to teach freshman english composition next year. i figured that there might be a lot of incoming college freshmen on TL who might want to know something about it, and i can sure use some insight from people who took a class like this recently as to what worked well and what didn't.

so, TL, ask away! also, what were the biggest problems in your english classes? what did certain professors do that you found most helpful? i can probably answer some general questions about academia as well, if you like.

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Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
June 30 2010 20:45 GMT
#2
What college?
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-30 20:45:31
June 30 2010 20:45 GMT
#3
Will you pray for me that I passed AP Lit so I don't have to take college english?
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
June 30 2010 20:45 GMT
#4
Also, are you willing to edit my essays and then send scathing emails to the professor if I don't get a very good grade?
Humbug
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States264 Posts
June 30 2010 20:47 GMT
#5
What do you look for in A papers?
What is an angel? Show me an angel and I shall paint one
number1gog
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1081 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-30 20:48:04
June 30 2010 20:47 GMT
#6
English questions huh....

Why does my word processor always give me shit when I try to type "it's." As in, "The cookerchiller 5000's ability to cook a steak while chilling my beer is it's best selling point."

I'm trying to show that "it" possesses whatever it is that it possesses, but my word processor tries to tell me the correct spelling is without the apostrophe.

What's up with that?
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Bill Murray
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States9292 Posts
June 30 2010 20:47 GMT
#7
I've noticed that a lot of well-taught people in post-secondary schools have horrible, horrible grammar.

perhaps you should focus on that.
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Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
16982 Posts
June 30 2010 20:47 GMT
#8
How do English Professors get funding for their research? It's hard to imagine any body similar to the CDC or NIH or something funding research expeditions to France or whatever to look through old library archives.
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Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
16982 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-30 20:49:12
June 30 2010 20:48 GMT
#9
On July 01 2010 05:47 number1gog wrote:
English questions huh....

Why does my word processor always give me shit when I try to type "it's." As in, "The cookerchiller 5000's ability to cook a steak while chilling my beer is it's best selling point."

I'm trying to show that "it" possesses whatever it is that it possesses, but my word processor tries to tell me the correct spelling is without the apostrophe.

What's up with that?


"It's" is a contraction for "it is." "Its" is the third person singular possessive.

EDIT: always.

You pretty much wrote "The cookerchiller's ability to cook a steak is it is best selling point."
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Bill Murray
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States9292 Posts
June 30 2010 20:49 GMT
#10
On July 01 2010 05:47 number1gog wrote:
English questions huh....

Why does my word processor always give me shit when I try to type "it's." As in, "The cookerchiller 5000's ability to cook a steak while chilling my beer is it's best selling point."

I'm trying to show that "it" possesses whatever it is that it possesses, but my word processor tries to tell me the correct spelling is without the apostrophe.

What's up with that?


it's = it is
its = its best selling point
a rule of thumb is if you cant say it is, it doesn't work.

"it is selling point" doesnt make sense
so it's not "it's selling point" it's "its selling point."

note how when i used it, it makes sense: it is its selling point
University of Kentucky Basketball #1
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
June 30 2010 20:52 GMT
#11
Do you know

http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=158

That place ?
Each day gets better : )
Baksteen
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Netherlands438 Posts
June 30 2010 20:54 GMT
#12
Do you cross check essays? :p
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benjammin
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2728 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-30 21:00:07
June 30 2010 20:59 GMT
#13
university of washington

you'll learn more in college english than from the AP Lit test

i will edit your papers for a very competitive price of $500/hour, however i type with one finger which frequently cramps

clarity of argument and clean writing is most important. some people forget that writing, even academic writing, is ultimately just a form of communicating, so anything that obscures what is aiming to be communicated is never an A paper

trust your mind, not a machine! its is correct there. the best tip is to not use contractions at all in academic papers, in my opinion

empyrean -- the short answer is that you usually don't. some journals will pay you for your work, and if you get an actual book published you'll get some money from that of course, but the funding is extremely limited, so must academics support themselves on their university salary plus whatever up they can scarf up. you can find some other outlets for cash, and a lot of universities will let you take a paid sabbatical to write a book, but the funding is nowhere close to the sciences.

ella -- i'll check it out, but i figure TL will be a lot more friendly


edit: grammar errors lulz
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kzn
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1218 Posts
June 30 2010 21:00 GMT
#14
wtf do you actually do in english classes

I have never understood this once they stopped teaching like actual grammar and stuff and started making me read stupid political diatribes in book form.

what, precisely, is the point? I mean no offence I just have literally no idea.
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benjammin
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2728 Posts
June 30 2010 21:02 GMT
#15
On July 01 2010 05:54 Baksteen wrote:
Do you cross check essays? :p


if a professor can't spot a plagiarized section instantly, they either aren't paying very strong attention to what they are reading or they are a fool

i am completely opposed to those online plagiarism tools and will do anything i can to circumvent them if the school wants my students to use them. do your job, profs
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Piy
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Scotland3152 Posts
June 30 2010 21:02 GMT
#16
Do you not agree that English degree's are the most ridiculously easy *real* qualification there is.

I mean I'm 3 years in and holy shit it's easy. Most UK uni's = Most US uni's according to most studies for the record.

Also, can you read Middle English?
My. Copy. Is. Here.
benjammin
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2728 Posts
June 30 2010 21:04 GMT
#17
On July 01 2010 06:00 kzn wrote:
wtf do you actually do in english classes

I have never understood this once they stopped teaching like actual grammar and stuff and started making me read stupid political diatribes in book form.

what, precisely, is the point? I mean no offence I just have literally no idea.


on what level? on the level i'm teaching, the only real aim is to improve the writing/analytical reasoning of my students. on higher levels, we're talking literary study and literary theory, but i don't really want to turn this into a debate about the merits of that
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kzn
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1218 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-30 21:06:48
June 30 2010 21:06 GMT
#18
Well at uni there's no room for a debate because its basically what people want to do, so if they're interested in reading poetry, great.

I'm more confused about things like my HS experience, where after I hit ~15 or so we stopped doing what you might call english tech and just read books and wrote about them (or, in my case, raged at hidden political messages). It seems like there would be more efficient ways of developing writing skills, and more efficient ways of developing analytical skills than having people read literature and write/talk about it.

[edit] Of course if this is precisely the debate you dont want feel free to ignore me.
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lac29
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1485 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-30 21:08:31
June 30 2010 21:08 GMT
#19
Have you ever privately tutored English/writing? What kind of assignments did you give? How much did you charge?
benjammin
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2728 Posts
June 30 2010 21:08 GMT
#20
On July 01 2010 06:02 Piy wrote:
Do you not agree that English degree's are the most ridiculously easy *real* qualification there is.

I mean I'm 3 years in and holy shit it's easy. Most UK uni's = Most US uni's according to most studies for the record.

Also, can you read Middle English?


any degree is easy if you let it be, i'm sure there are plenty of engineers who would struggle with the work i've done the same way i would struggle with quantum mechanics. i don't think there's really any objective way you can evaluate the difficulty of one degree, it probably has more to do with your proficiency at what you're doing/your passion for doing it. if you don't feel like you're being challenged, that might have more to do with other factors.

i had to read/speak middle-english for my chaucer class i took years ago, and i purged all that stuff from my brain ASAP. my main focus/interest is on post-wwii american literature, so the medieval works were a real bore for me. no offense to chaucer, a lot of the canterbury tales are awesome. the wife of bath got me through so many classes
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