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k so for the last 2 months, i've had a pretty hard crush on the girl at work. we joke around a lot and i've had the HARDEST motherfreakin time reading her.
because she is really outgoing, lots of guy friends, etc, which dont bother me at all. im not insecure about that, but it just makes her harder to read because im not sure if shes naturally playful or if shes really trying to send a message.
anyway, so one night when we're walking home, i accuse her of liking me and i offer her to add me on facebook but she was like LOL, how about you ADD me.
so i add her...
havent worked with her for the last 2 weeks because of different scheduled shifts. we say random stuff to each other on facebook.
anyway, so i've thought about her obviously... and tonight, finally she comes onto facebook, like actually online so i could use the facebook chat thing with her.
we start chatting and its all casual and i try to be playful and i ask her what 4890000000 + 4723945 was.
she was like huh?
i told her the answer, which was also my phone number and told her to call me anytime she wanted to flirt.
she lmao'd and asked me if i got that from a magazine..
i then told her... jokingggg... i'm not really like that.. i just thought she'd find it cute, lol =]
she said... "well... ahaha i dont know what to say.."
i said, "lol you can say whatever you want when you call."
then there was a pause..
i say, "jokinggggggggg.. calm down =]"
she says, "LOL.. ok well, your number isnt in my phone. and im tiredd so im gonna head to bed. goodnite!!"
and then as she logs off, i say to myself, ahaha fuck me
FAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
FUCK, this crush is pretty hardcore too guys, shes so f'ing cute. sigh..
motherfucking sigh..
*edit*
alright, i've read all your comments. thanks for the feedback, good or bad.
and i've thought it through and alright
i just won't try anything with her anymore and will move on.
done
  
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i think you did fine. she'll think about it and get back to you if she's interested  worst case scenario you hit on her and got rejected, big deal ;]
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ya that was pretty bad. =\.....
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FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
Haha, it was a cute way.
I agree with AFJ, it's not that bad. Don't give up!
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Shoulda laid off after the first time you said 'joking', then it would be pretty normal
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On June 13 2010 14:18 TheAntZ wrote:
Shoulda laid off after the first time you said 'joking', then it would be pretty normal
ahaha dude i totally agree..
the more i think about it, the more i wish i had just STFU to start with. trust me man.
but im just trying to do what the other guys have said.. just kinda push it into the back of my head now.
cuz the convo is done. i cant do anything about it anymore. trust me man. i really said to myself.. FUCK.
which was why i made a blog called FAIL.
lol oh mannnnnnn, i feel like i should just be straight up with her during our next shift.
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Let me ask you this, this ist he most important question you'll ever answer when pimping rl gf's on facebook/myspace
did you use any cute faces? ex. : D ; D ; ) ; P etc?
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you used facebook and corn.
(TERRAN command center voice): Failure complete.
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I have to agree with TheAntZ, you should have laid off after the first joking. I see that being REALLY awkward if it happened in person.
If you really want to make something of this I would be honest with her and recognize it asap.
Where's ETT when you need him.
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the standard advice i apply to all girl blogs, guaranteed success rate 100%: show her this blog
guaranteed to result in victory
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I've got a feeling that she actually kept your number dude. from how you've described her (being playful and teasing and stuff), she probably just said that to tease and play more.
thats my read on it atleast
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Ye u did fail pretty epicly. Never say that u were joking or kidding because it's pretty obvious to a girl that you are using it to fall back on. Try to think of something witty and clever for your next crush.
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you told her to call you anytime she wants to flirt? interesting...but ya after that second joking is where things go awkward.
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gaming girls on facebook is legitimately a valid route to take, the majority of girls i've banged or dated i started to flirt with on facebook. dont listen to haters, i wouldn't be surprised if half of them are virgins or inexperienced.
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why not just wait till you actually see her and get her number or something? trying to make the first move over the internet is... iffy lol. unless she's into that type of shit.
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On June 13 2010 14:26 arb wrote:
Let me ask you this, this ist he most important question you'll ever answer when pimping rl gf's on facebook/myspace
did you use any cute faces? ex. : D ; D ; ) ; P etc?
yea i did, only used 2 faces though.. " =D" and "=]"
im guessing you're gonna tell me that made it worse? FUCK
but ok guys
heres what im planning to do.
next shift with her, i just wanna be straight up because i dont really think shes into that game stuff, and niether am i... i have no clue what i even mentioned this phone number business. i was really nervous actually.. and its facebook omg... what a fail. anyway
at the end of our next shift, depending on how we're doing. like having fun or if its a weird silence.
but if its just normal, im just gonna say something like
"hey , about facebook that night, lol, i was just messing, i dont know why i was being a douche haha. but anyway.. being really honest, i think you're really cute and im having the hardest time reading you..
but hey, if you ever wanna do something, just lemme know. i promise, no more of that phone number business lol. just think about it *smile*.
k well, g'nite"
and then exit through the doors while she waits for her ride home.
its straight up. honest. and if she says no, well then she says no.
its better than trying to use lines and getting rejected because that means i was rejected while at the same time looking like a douchebag.
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Braavos36379 Posts
please don't say that bolded part rofl
that will only make things more awkward
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FUCK
u guys are killing meeeeeeeee
i dont even know anymore
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EPT
