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EmeraldSparks
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States1451 Posts
June 13 2010 06:08 GMT
#41
Give us her facebook and save yourself the trouble; TL.net will take care of it for you.
But why?
WniO
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2706 Posts
June 13 2010 06:08 GMT
#42
just be cool and if you do have a shift with her... then make sure she talks first. i mean you can be like hey and all but an "actual" conversation make sure she begins.
WniO
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2706 Posts
June 13 2010 06:09 GMT
#43
On June 13 2010 15:08 EmeraldSparks wrote:
Give us her facebook and save yourself the trouble; TL.net will take care of it for you.


or this lmao...
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-13 06:16:36
June 13 2010 06:10 GMT
#44
I think Kennigit's post sums up perfectly the situation. :|


Edit :
On June 13 2010 15:08 EmeraldSparks wrote:
Give us her facebook and save yourself the trouble; TL.net will take care of it for you.


LOL

ॐ
GoShox
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States1845 Posts
June 13 2010 06:11 GMT
#45
I'm not one to give advice considering I've made plenty of my own mistakes with girls in the past, and unfortunately, probably will in the future. However, just remember that making mistakes is the only way to learn.

It's like Starcraft. If you lose a game, sure you might be mad that you lost, but you watch the replay and see what your opponent did and see how you should have responded. Real life is like that too. If you mess up with a girl by making a fatal error.. it sucks, it really does. But time heals everything and eventually you'll get over it; not only that, but you'll be a smarter, tougher, and better person overall with more knowledge of situations and you have more experience under your belt.

Not saying that this is bound to turn out badly. Best of luck my friend
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
June 13 2010 06:31 GMT
#46
Man girl blogs get all the rage. (And this is recently after I read that old HamerD blog)
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
June 13 2010 06:31 GMT
#47
I can't give you any advice but you sound awesome, if she doesn't want to bite after that you probably have a very long and difficult road to walk with this girl.
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
XFire
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States131 Posts
June 13 2010 06:33 GMT
#48
I thought the phone number line was cool until I saw the end.
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-13 06:36:20
June 13 2010 06:34 GMT
#49
Ok, because i feel bad, the actual solution is this.

You act like you don't give a fuck. When shes around, you laugh and talk loudly to other people so she doesn't think you are embarrassed about it. Include her in it, but DO NOT make her the center of your attention. I.e you don't tell her the joke/story. When you have that first awkward eye catching moment next time you see her, just blow through it like a locomotive by asking her where your fucking _____ is (sandwich, coffee w/e). Then go along your merry way. Don't ask this girl out ever again. Don't talk to girls on fucking chat services and expect them to want to go out with you ever.
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
June 13 2010 06:36 GMT
#50
you didnt fail it at all really, i mean that wasnt the ideal situation. But if that had worked you'd be golden and it's better than half the pussies posting on these forums going OMG GUYS HOW DO YOU INTERACT WITH GIRLS I DIE WHEN WE MAKE EYE CONTACT

good job sir, one small step for man

oh for the love of god i just saw your 2nd post dont do it
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
eLiE
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1039 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-13 06:41:07
June 13 2010 06:37 GMT
#51
lol, this is hilarious in a cute way. although, i have to agree that using other mediums rather than a face to talk to a girl is pretty weak. i worked a summer with a guy who was a professional woman user (awesome guy btw, got me into psychology), and he was strongly against texting and phones and internet. he was also not a quitter....(don't quit, pursue until you get your answer, better to scew up, look like a dumbass, and then post here so we can laugh, rather than lose what could have been).

imo, you're coming off kind of nervous in your facebook conversation. don't say you're joking cause you're afraid of what she's thinking, let her think. Play it cool, you wanna be planting ideas in her head, your interest veiled by nonchalant statements. then once you've confused her..... you pounce!!! (lol, or let her pounce).

my mentor also said that you can probably move forward once you've gotten the person to go into a different setting with you, say, out of the workplace, or a movie, etc. (don't do a movie, not enough interaction involved, and the yawn thing is lame). try and get that going, and remember, face to face. also try and get some contact in there, playful nudge, all that. helps move things along.

and i just read what you want to say to her tomorrow. don't apologize for "being a douche" or "messing", it makes me think you're not confident in your actions, though what you originally facebooked didn't make you seem that confident, haha. idk, try and be metaphoric with professing your love.

CONFIDENCE, women find it sexy!

and omg, one chick i worked with was like super model hot, and we're lifeguards and she'd wear a bikini every day. best and worst summer ever (she had a bf, and i was inexperienced )


EDIT: kennigit's def got the right idea, lol. i can bet he watches keys to the vip (hilarious show). ignoring and disrespecting girls makes them want your attention. she'll be begging for you in no time
How's the weather down there?
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
June 13 2010 06:43 GMT
#52
Key To the VIP is hilarious, but no - it's from years of training and beating busta tendencies out of my brain. Same principles though - i hate night clubs.
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
June 13 2010 06:48 GMT
#53
I once asked this girl out in grade 9 who sat in front of me in math class. I asked her out on MSN and she said no she thought of me as a friend. So i told her the next day that it was my friend "Adam" LOL and that i hadn't been at the computer. So fucking smoooth LOLOL.
eLiE
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1039 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-13 06:55:05
June 13 2010 06:48 GMT
#54
truesay kennigit, my friend taught me all about how to get out of the nerd shell and just not give a shit about how stupid you look (a 6 foot 5 white guy dancing in a club is dangerous and horrifying, the people who i'm not focusing on often get hit in the head by my flailing arms). he showed me the power of confidence and cool, and it's been working ever since

^^^ LOL, what a great escape! its definitely better to find out tho, rather than to imagine

VVV and using other people as diversions works too. i was with a girl in a club that my friend bet me 20 bucks i couldnt get a kiss out of, so i danced with her a bit, and she said she had to go, and i told her my friend said i couldn't leave here without a kiss, and she pulled me down and sucked my face in front of my coworkers, who proceeded to high five me. my friend bought me a pizza. good birthday...
How's the weather down there?
blabber
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4448 Posts
June 13 2010 06:49 GMT
#55
On June 13 2010 15:48 Kennigit wrote:
I once asked this girl out in grade 9 who sat in front of me in math class. I asked her out on MSN and she said no she thought of me as a friend. So i told her the next day that it was my friend "Adam" LOL and that i hadn't been at the computer. So fucking smoooth LOLOL.

lol

there's also the ol' "my friend wants to know if you like me" trick
blabberrrrr
Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-13 06:50:30
June 13 2010 06:49 GMT
#56
What ever happened to asking girls out?

I'm so tired of this stupid 'OMG U R KAWAII ^_________________________________^.... that means cute in japanese :3'

Just ask them out, jesus. Confidence >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> trying to be cutesy on some chat program

On June 13 2010 15:48 Kennigit wrote:
I once asked this girl out in grade 9 who sat in front of me in math class. I asked her out on MSN and she said no she thought of me as a friend. So i told her the next day that it was my friend "Adam" LOL and that i hadn't been at the computer. So fucking smoooth LOLOL.



hahahahahahahah the good ol' days
Commentaries: youtube.com/HuskyStarcraft
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
June 13 2010 06:50 GMT
#57
On June 13 2010 15:43 Kennigit wrote:
Key To the VIP is hilarious, but no - it's from years of training and beating busta tendencies out of my brain. Same principles though - i hate night clubs.


And your a big fuckin piece of hot fuckin eye candy.

fuck
Each day gets better : )
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
June 13 2010 06:51 GMT
#58
I melted just reading the transcript, dunno wtf is wrong with that girly friend of yours. Follow kennigits advice an git over it.

Lol in grade seven I asked out a girl for the first time over msn... The same day she got a new boyfriend (she was popular). I was all like " well I dunno I was gonna ask you out today but whatever, go out with Chris". That went over like a fucking lead balloon.
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
June 13 2010 06:51 GMT
#59
On June 13 2010 15:37 eLiE wrote:





my mentor also said



uhhhhhmmmm
Each day gets better : )
Spiffeh
Profile Joined May 2010
United States830 Posts
June 13 2010 07:15 GMT
#60
If I had to give you one tip it would be to LEAD LEAD LEAD. Just doing this one thing comes across as incredibly attractive to women.

It doesn't have to be complicated like planning a two week cruise for the two of you. You can be in the grocery store and simply say, "HEY! lets go check-out...", and BOOM, start walking there without looking back. Lead in any opportunity you get and don't be afraid of making a mistake. Make a decision and GO WITH IT. gl
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