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kasumimi
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Greece460 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-14 02:27:38
June 14 2010 02:26 GMT
#121
If this was a starcraft game this far it would be like: You didn't bother to hide your tech and it got scouted early, your scouting was really late and didn't get any info on what the enemy is doing, and then you attack with j 1/3 of your troops to see what it going on and they just die. Then you type "lol " on chat.



The golden rule is to ignore women you really like, and when you talk to them you need to make them feel that your are not interested AT ALL, even make them feel that you are not attracted to them cause of their faults.

That's the most universal method that succeeds almost always.

Being yourself, spontaneous and humors just doesn't fucking work anymore. You can do that AFTER she's melting for you.

Just my 2cents.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
June 14 2010 02:29 GMT
#122
lol @ telling a girl to 'calm down'

LOOOOOOOOOLl
why so 진지해?
Zidane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1686 Posts
June 14 2010 02:59 GMT
#123
This blog is worse blog I've ever read.

+ Show Spoiler +
jokinggg
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-14 04:14:00
June 14 2010 03:38 GMT
#124
This guy was not meant to reproduce and so was not given the skills to do so. This is nothing but natural selection.

-smuft
why so 진지해?
eLiE
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1039 Posts
June 14 2010 04:14 GMT
#125
ROFL ^^^. i'm kind of disappointed that he just gave up the hunt after his setback. where's that fighting spirit? its not like he didn't get tons of awesome advice from everyone. gotta go for the gusto!!!
How's the weather down there?
jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
June 14 2010 04:16 GMT
#126
On June 14 2010 12:38 Rekrul wrote:
This guy was not meant to reproduce and so was not given the skills to do so. This is nothing but natural selection.

-smuft



thats why giyom was always my favourite canadian pro gamer
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18918 Posts
June 14 2010 04:44 GMT
#127
On June 14 2010 12:38 Rekrul wrote:
This guy was not meant to reproduce and so was not given the skills to do so. This is nothing but natural selection.

-smuft

Meh, the real natural selection kicks in once he doesn't learn from his mistakes and doesn't man up.
Some people are born sex-machines, other's grow into it.
Then there are TL blogposters.
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Shivaz
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1783 Posts
June 14 2010 04:48 GMT
#128
On June 14 2010 13:16 jjun212 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2010 12:38 Rekrul wrote:
This guy was not meant to reproduce and so was not given the skills to do so. This is nothing but natural selection.

-smuft



thats why giyom was always my favourite canadian pro gamer


giyom is Grrr...
jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
June 14 2010 04:55 GMT
#129
On June 14 2010 13:48 Shivaz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2010 13:16 jjun212 wrote:
On June 14 2010 12:38 Rekrul wrote:
This guy was not meant to reproduce and so was not given the skills to do so. This is nothing but natural selection.

-smuft



thats why giyom was always my favourite canadian pro gamer


giyom is Grrr...


o rly?
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
June 14 2010 04:56 GMT
#130
jjun just give me your facebook password and let destiny take its course
why so 진지해?
YoonHo
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada1043 Posts
June 14 2010 05:07 GMT
#131
LOL... this single page is hilarious, of course the entire blog as well.

I just want to wish you luck and hopefully it works out somehow! Cheers!
IUFam Golf Wang~ NrGsteve
oddo123
Profile Joined October 2009
Iceland134 Posts
June 14 2010 09:08 GMT
#132
You are awkward with chicks, but less than me I would bet. Just be natural and direct in giving her your number and a simple normal reason and stuff.

Me: 20 y/o no gf b4.
Imma lead farmer, motherfucka!~ T: TLO P: InCa Z: Sen
lux[chavii]
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Germany115 Posts
June 14 2010 09:26 GMT
#133
are you from burkina faso for real?
DeLoAdEr
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Japan527 Posts
June 14 2010 11:13 GMT
#134
show her this thread, lol
zenMaster
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada761 Posts
June 14 2010 12:50 GMT
#135
On June 14 2010 20:13 DeLoAdEr wrote:
show her this thread, lol

I don't think this is a bad idea, i mean she would be flattered and maybe find you cute for trying?
cascades
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Singapore6122 Posts
June 14 2010 14:10 GMT
#136
I can almost see myself in his shoes. Moar girl advice plx.
HS: cascades#1595 || LoL: stoppin
Linx_101
Profile Joined November 2008
Canada166 Posts
June 14 2010 14:45 GMT
#137
Why do you think that adding her on Facebook is such a big deal? These days when people have 500 or 1000 facebook friends, adding someone that they work with a fair bit seems nonchalant.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind - Mahatma Gandhi
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32051 Posts
June 14 2010 14:49 GMT
#138
On June 14 2010 12:38 Rekrul wrote:
This guy was not meant to reproduce and so was not given the skills to do so. This is nothing but natural selection.

-smuft


Sad truth dude. Act like you've got a bit of confidence and a set of balls. I got depressed reading this.
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Torture
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada221 Posts
June 14 2010 22:18 GMT
#139
Why do you think that adding her on Facebook is such a big deal? These days when people have 500 or 1000 facebook friends, adding someone that they work with a fair bit seems nonchalant.


You don't want her to think of you as one of the 500/1000 faceless masses though.
Count9
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
China10928 Posts
June 14 2010 23:16 GMT
#140
On June 14 2010 13:56 Rekrul wrote:
jjun just give me your facebook password and let destiny take its course

best advice you'll never take
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