EPT- resort to passively aggressively asking girls out via msn and facbeook chat.
- when you sense failure, pretend you weren't really asking her out
- try to date girls that you work with
i FAIL with the girl at work - Page 2
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
- resort to passively aggressively asking girls out via msn and facbeook chat. - when you sense failure, pretend you weren't really asking her out - try to date girls that you work with | ||
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jjun212
Canada2208 Posts
On June 13 2010 14:41 Kennigit wrote: Steps to failure - resort to passively aggressively asking girls out via msn and facbeook chat. - when you sense failure, pretend you weren't really asking her out - try to date girls that you work with i cant agree more.. i dont even know if i want a shift with her anymore.. like i do.. and i dont.. | ||
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Epithet
United States840 Posts
On June 13 2010 14:39 Hot_Bid wrote: please don't say that bolded part rofl that will only make things more awkward QFT | ||
BroOd
Austin10833 Posts
On June 13 2010 14:36 jjun212 wrote: "hey , about facebook that night, lol, i was just messing, i dont know why i was being a douche haha. but anyway.. being really honest, i think you're really cute and im having the hardest time reading you.. but hey, if you ever wanna do something, just lemme know. i promise, no more of that phone number business lol. just think about it *smile*. k well, g'nite" and then exit through the doors while she waits for her ride home. this part is all perfect, maybe you could hand her a business card at the end of the monologue, and then just turn on your heel and stride out. try to wear something flowy for the effect, i don't know if you own any capes. | ||
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Tazza
Korea (South)1678 Posts
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ramen247
United States1256 Posts
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tobi9999
United States1966 Posts
never try to ask out girls through facebook/msn etc. It makes everything you want to say come out the wrong way and makes you seem weird | ||
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jjun212
Canada2208 Posts
On June 13 2010 14:49 ramen247 wrote: you are so awkward socially.... I dont even see where you are coming up with this stuff not to be self deprecating but you're right. i actually get nervous talking to her sometimes.. its just so weird. i have alot of those moments where you look back and think, "i shouldnt have said that.." everyone has those moments. but damn i have a lot.. i guess.. i just gotta get out talkin more with girls. simple as that | ||
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ella_guru
Canada1741 Posts
Just bold whatever you want and say it's like you're laying down the Gettysburg Address. | ||
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ella_guru
Canada1741 Posts
From there it's just a matter of being attracted to someone that connects with who you are. and in your case.... no further comment : ) | ||
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CCGaunt
United States417 Posts
Take the prerrogative to call her. Also don't just jump into it like crazy. Just ask her to do something simple with you and act like normal friends. | ||
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cemlions
Canada43 Posts
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FuRong
New Zealand3089 Posts
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cgrinker
United States3824 Posts
Don't say anything. She is the one that blew it. Hang out until she says something. | ||
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arb
Noobville17922 Posts
On June 13 2010 14:36 jjun212 wrote: yea i did, only used 2 faces though.. " =D" and "=]" im guessing you're gonna tell me that made it worse? FUCK but ok guys heres what im planning to do. next shift with her, i just wanna be straight up because i dont really think shes into that game stuff, and niether am i... i have no clue what i even mentioned this phone number business. i was really nervous actually.. and its facebook omg... what a fail. anyway at the end of our next shift, depending on how we're doing. like having fun or if its a weird silence. but if its just normal, im just gonna say something like "hey , about facebook that night, lol, i was just messing, i dont know why i was being a douche haha. but anyway.. being really honest, i think you're really cute and im having the hardest time reading you.. but hey, if you ever wanna do something, just lemme know. i promise, no more of that phone number business lol. just think about it *smile*. k well, g'nite" and then exit through the doors while she waits for her ride home. its straight up. honest. and if she says no, well then she says no. its better than trying to use lines and getting rejected because that means i was rejected while at the same time looking like a douchebag. nono, if you are being a fag and asking her out of msn or wahtever you must use cute faces everytime you ask something like "hey bitch wanna fuck ;D?" this way it wont come of as serious, then if she says something like "haha thats funny" you can be like "yeah lol", so it doesnt look like youre a perverted asshole but if she says "yes iw ant to have your cock steaming inside my vagina" then you can be like "hell yeah bitch lets do it" you must use faces and say cute shit like keke or whatever so it doesnt come off as too serious | ||
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Jugan
United States1566 Posts
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
On June 13 2010 14:46 BroOd wrote: what? you guys i think it's going to work like gangbusters this part is all perfect, maybe you could hand her a business card at the end of the monologue, and then just turn on your heel and stride out. try to wear something flowy for the effect, i don't know if you own any capes. dont worry dude, i have multiple you can borrow. + Show Spoiler + do you want to pink one or the rainbow one? | ||
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tobi9999
United States1966 Posts
On June 13 2010 14:57 arb wrote: nono, if you are being a fag and asking her out of msn or wahtever you must use cute faces everytime you ask something like "hey bitch wanna fuck ;D?" this way it wont come of as serious, then if she says something like "haha thats funny" you can be like "yeah lol", so it doesnt look like youre a perverted asshole but if she says "yes iw ant to have your cock steaming inside my vagina" then you can be like "hell yeah bitch lets do it" you must use faces and say cute shit like keke or whatever so it doesnt come off as too serious LOL If she says "yes iw ant to have your cock steaming inside my vagina" then I advise you to stay away because she probably has Herpes or is HIV positive. xP | ||
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ClanOverdosed
691 Posts
On June 13 2010 14:57 arb wrote: nono, if you are being a fag and asking her out of msn or wahtever you must use cute faces everytime you ask something like "hey bitch wanna fuck ;D?" this way it wont come of as serious, then if she says something like "haha thats funny" you can be like "yeah lol", so it doesnt look like youre a perverted asshole but if she says "yes iw ant to have your cock steaming inside my vagina" then you can be like "hell yeah bitch lets do it" you must use faces and say cute shit like keke or whatever so it doesnt come off as too serious Man that made me laugh, anyway, I think you should analyze her more to find out if she likes you or not. Stalk her...what? | ||
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Epithet
United States840 Posts
On June 13 2010 15:01 tobi9999 wrote: LOL If she says "yes iw ant to have your cock steaming inside my vagina" then I advise you to stay away because she probably has Herpes or is HIV positive. xP Either that or she has a weird fetish about boiling cocks before they enter her vagina lol. Either way, stay away haha. | ||
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