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k so for the last 2 months, i've had a pretty hard crush on the girl at work. we joke around a lot and i've had the HARDEST motherfreakin time reading her.
because she is really outgoing, lots of guy friends, etc, which dont bother me at all. im not insecure about that, but it just makes her harder to read because im not sure if shes naturally playful or if shes really trying to send a message.
anyway, so one night when we're walking home, i accuse her of liking me and i offer her to add me on facebook but she was like LOL, how about you ADD me.
so i add her...
havent worked with her for the last 2 weeks because of different scheduled shifts. we say random stuff to each other on facebook.
anyway, so i've thought about her obviously... and tonight, finally she comes onto facebook, like actually online so i could use the facebook chat thing with her.
we start chatting and its all casual and i try to be playful and i ask her what 4890000000 + 4723945 was.
she was like huh?
i told her the answer, which was also my phone number and told her to call me anytime she wanted to flirt.
she lmao'd and asked me if i got that from a magazine..
i then told her... jokingggg... i'm not really like that.. i just thought she'd find it cute, lol =]
she said... "well... ahaha i dont know what to say.."
i said, "lol you can say whatever you want when you call."
then there was a pause..
i say, "jokinggggggggg.. calm down =]"
she says, "LOL.. ok well, your number isnt in my phone. and im tiredd so im gonna head to bed. goodnite!!"
and then as she logs off, i say to myself, ahaha fuck me
FAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
FUCK, this crush is pretty hardcore too guys, shes so f'ing cute. sigh..
motherfucking sigh..
*edit*
alright, i've read all your comments. thanks for the feedback, good or bad.
and i've thought it through and alright
i just won't try anything with her anymore and will move on.
done
  
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i think you did fine. she'll think about it and get back to you if she's interested  worst case scenario you hit on her and got rejected, big deal ;]
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ya that was pretty bad. =\.....
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FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
Haha, it was a cute way.
I agree with AFJ, it's not that bad. Don't give up!
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Shoulda laid off after the first time you said 'joking', then it would be pretty normal
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On June 13 2010 14:18 TheAntZ wrote:
Shoulda laid off after the first time you said 'joking', then it would be pretty normal
ahaha dude i totally agree..
the more i think about it, the more i wish i had just STFU to start with. trust me man.
but im just trying to do what the other guys have said.. just kinda push it into the back of my head now.
cuz the convo is done. i cant do anything about it anymore. trust me man. i really said to myself.. FUCK.
which was why i made a blog called FAIL.
lol oh mannnnnnn, i feel like i should just be straight up with her during our next shift.
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Let me ask you this, this ist he most important question you'll ever answer when pimping rl gf's on facebook/myspace
did you use any cute faces? ex. : D ; D ; ) ; P etc?
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you used facebook and corn.
(TERRAN command center voice): Failure complete.
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I have to agree with TheAntZ, you should have laid off after the first joking. I see that being REALLY awkward if it happened in person.
If you really want to make something of this I would be honest with her and recognize it asap.
Where's ETT when you need him.
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the standard advice i apply to all girl blogs, guaranteed success rate 100%: show her this blog
guaranteed to result in victory
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I've got a feeling that she actually kept your number dude. from how you've described her (being playful and teasing and stuff), she probably just said that to tease and play more.
thats my read on it atleast
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Ye u did fail pretty epicly. Never say that u were joking or kidding because it's pretty obvious to a girl that you are using it to fall back on. Try to think of something witty and clever for your next crush.
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you told her to call you anytime she wants to flirt? interesting...but ya after that second joking is where things go awkward.
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gaming girls on facebook is legitimately a valid route to take, the majority of girls i've banged or dated i started to flirt with on facebook. dont listen to haters, i wouldn't be surprised if half of them are virgins or inexperienced.
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why not just wait till you actually see her and get her number or something? trying to make the first move over the internet is... iffy lol. unless she's into that type of shit.
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On June 13 2010 14:26 arb wrote:
Let me ask you this, this ist he most important question you'll ever answer when pimping rl gf's on facebook/myspace
did you use any cute faces? ex. : D ; D ; ) ; P etc?
yea i did, only used 2 faces though.. " =D" and "=]"
im guessing you're gonna tell me that made it worse? FUCK
but ok guys
heres what im planning to do.
next shift with her, i just wanna be straight up because i dont really think shes into that game stuff, and niether am i... i have no clue what i even mentioned this phone number business. i was really nervous actually.. and its facebook omg... what a fail. anyway
at the end of our next shift, depending on how we're doing. like having fun or if its a weird silence.
but if its just normal, im just gonna say something like
"hey , about facebook that night, lol, i was just messing, i dont know why i was being a douche haha. but anyway.. being really honest, i think you're really cute and im having the hardest time reading you..
but hey, if you ever wanna do something, just lemme know. i promise, no more of that phone number business lol. just think about it *smile*.
k well, g'nite"
and then exit through the doors while she waits for her ride home.
its straight up. honest. and if she says no, well then she says no.
its better than trying to use lines and getting rejected because that means i was rejected while at the same time looking like a douchebag.
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noob 
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Braavos36375 Posts
please don't say that bolded part rofl
that will only make things more awkward
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FUCK
u guys are killing meeeeeeeee
i dont even know anymore
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
Steps to failure
- resort to passively aggressively asking girls out via msn and facbeook chat.
- when you sense failure, pretend you weren't really asking her out
- try to date girls that you work with
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On June 13 2010 14:41 Kennigit wrote:
Steps to failure
- resort to passively aggressively asking girls out via msn and facbeook chat.
- when you sense failure, pretend you weren't really asking her out
- try to date girls that you work with
i cant agree more..
i dont even know if i want a shift with her anymore..
like i do.. and i dont..
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On June 13 2010 14:39 Hot_Bid wrote:
please don't say that bolded part rofl
that will only make things more awkward
QFT
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Austin10831 Posts
what? you guys i think it's going to work like gangbusters
On June 13 2010 14:36 jjun212 wrote:
"hey , about facebook that night, lol, i was just messing, i dont know why i was being a douche haha. but anyway.. being really honest, i think you're really cute and im having the hardest time reading you..
but hey, if you ever wanna do something, just lemme know. i promise, no more of that phone number business lol. just think about it *smile*.
k well, g'nite"
and then exit through the doors while she waits for her ride home.
this part is all perfect, maybe you could hand her a business card at the end of the monologue, and then just turn on your heel and stride out. try to wear something flowy for the effect, i don't know if you own any capes.
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Well, I see two things that could have happened. Either she actually was interested in you and she was disappointed you said it was a joke. Or, she never liked you in the first place. I would back off for a while on her. Just be casual and friendly, and don't come on too hard. Pretend it never happened. But yeah, you failed to find out if she was sort of interested in you.
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you are so awkward socially.... I dont even see where you are coming up with this stuff
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To me, you sound REALLY AWKWARD.
never try to ask out girls through facebook/msn etc. It makes everything you want to say come out the wrong way and makes you seem weird
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On June 13 2010 14:49 ramen247 wrote:
you are so awkward socially.... I dont even see where you are coming up with this stuff
not to be self deprecating but you're right.
i actually get nervous talking to her sometimes.. its just so weird.
i have alot of those moments where you look back and think, "i shouldnt have said that.."
everyone has those moments. but damn i have a lot..
i guess.. i just gotta get out talkin more with girls. simple as that
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Haters be hatin man.
Just bold whatever you want and say it's like you're laying down the Gettysburg Address.
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But for real, while I think your shit is pretty wack, that feeling is only happening by placing her up above and all that. Talk to more girls, realize one cute one isn't the holy grail, then your natural self can come out.
From there it's just a matter of being attracted to someone that connects with who you are.
and in your case.... no further comment : )
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Hey man, don't give up.
Take the prerrogative to call her. Also don't just jump into it like crazy.
Just ask her to do something simple with you and act like normal friends.
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Actually your first fail was making this thread.
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One-itis sure is a bitch...
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United States3824 Posts
Not that Kenniget's game can be matched but.
Don't say anything. She is the one that blew it. Hang out until she says something.
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On June 13 2010 14:36 jjun212 wrote:Show nested quote +On June 13 2010 14:26 arb wrote:
Let me ask you this, this ist he most important question you'll ever answer when pimping rl gf's on facebook/myspace
did you use any cute faces? ex. : D ; D ; ) ; P etc? yea i did, only used 2 faces though.. " =D" and "=]" im guessing you're gonna tell me that made it worse? FUCK but ok guys heres what im planning to do. next shift with her, i just wanna be straight up because i dont really think shes into that game stuff, and niether am i... i have no clue what i even mentioned this phone number business. i was really nervous actually.. and its facebook omg... what a fail. anyway at the end of our next shift, depending on how we're doing. like having fun or if its a weird silence. but if its just normal, im just gonna say something like "hey , about facebook that night, lol, i was just messing, i dont know why i was being a douche haha. but anyway.. being really honest, i think you're really cute and im having the hardest time reading you..
but hey, if you ever wanna do something, just lemme know. i promise, no more of that phone number business lol. just think about it *smile*.
k well, g'nite"and then exit through the doors while she waits for her ride home. its straight up. honest. and if she says no, well then she says no. its better than trying to use lines and getting rejected because that means i was rejected while at the same time looking like a douchebag.
nono, if you are being a fag and asking her out of msn or wahtever you must use cute faces everytime you ask something like "hey bitch wanna fuck ;D?"
this way it wont come of as serious, then if she says something like
"haha thats funny" you can be like "yeah lol", so it doesnt look like youre a perverted asshole
but if she says
"yes iw ant to have your cock steaming inside my vagina"
then you can be like "hell yeah bitch lets do it"
you must use faces and say cute shit like keke or whatever so it doesnt come off as too serious
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Don't give up! Persistence can go a long way!!! Also when you're flirting, don't always say "jokingggg" and stuff like that... it makes it look like you took a risk, then "panzied out" on that risk. Once in a while is okay when you say something funny, but not all the time man! Good luck
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On June 13 2010 14:46 BroOd wrote:what? you guys i think it's going to work like gangbusters Show nested quote +On June 13 2010 14:36 jjun212 wrote:
"hey , about facebook that night, lol, i was just messing, i dont know why i was being a douche haha. but anyway.. being really honest, i think you're really cute and im having the hardest time reading you..
but hey, if you ever wanna do something, just lemme know. i promise, no more of that phone number business lol. just think about it *smile*.
k well, g'nite"
and then exit through the doors while she waits for her ride home.
this part is all perfect, maybe you could hand her a business card at the end of the monologue, and then just turn on your heel and stride out. try to wear something flowy for the effect, i don't know if you own any capes.
dont worry dude, i have multiple you can borrow.
+ Show Spoiler +do you want to pink one or the rainbow one?
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On June 13 2010 14:57 arb wrote:Show nested quote +On June 13 2010 14:36 jjun212 wrote:On June 13 2010 14:26 arb wrote:
Let me ask you this, this ist he most important question you'll ever answer when pimping rl gf's on facebook/myspace
did you use any cute faces? ex. : D ; D ; ) ; P etc? yea i did, only used 2 faces though.. " =D" and "=]" im guessing you're gonna tell me that made it worse? FUCK but ok guys heres what im planning to do. next shift with her, i just wanna be straight up because i dont really think shes into that game stuff, and niether am i... i have no clue what i even mentioned this phone number business. i was really nervous actually.. and its facebook omg... what a fail. anyway at the end of our next shift, depending on how we're doing. like having fun or if its a weird silence. but if its just normal, im just gonna say something like "hey , about facebook that night, lol, i was just messing, i dont know why i was being a douche haha. but anyway.. being really honest, i think you're really cute and im having the hardest time reading you..
but hey, if you ever wanna do something, just lemme know. i promise, no more of that phone number business lol. just think about it *smile*.
k well, g'nite"and then exit through the doors while she waits for her ride home. its straight up. honest. and if she says no, well then she says no. its better than trying to use lines and getting rejected because that means i was rejected while at the same time looking like a douchebag. nono, if you are being a fag and asking her out of msn or wahtever you must use cute faces everytime you ask something like "hey bitch wanna fuck ;D?" this way it wont come of as serious, then if she says something like "haha thats funny" you can be like "yeah lol", so it doesnt look like youre a perverted asshole but if she says "yes iw ant to have your cock steaming inside my vagina" then you can be like "hell yeah bitch lets do it" you must use faces and say cute shit like keke or whatever so it doesnt come off as too serious
LOL
If she says "yes iw ant to have your cock steaming inside my vagina" then I advise you to stay away because she probably has Herpes or is HIV positive. xP
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On June 13 2010 14:57 arb wrote:Show nested quote +On June 13 2010 14:36 jjun212 wrote:On June 13 2010 14:26 arb wrote:+ Show Spoiler +Let me ask you this, this ist he most important question you'll ever answer when pimping rl gf's on facebook/myspace
did you use any cute faces? ex. : D ; D ; ) ; P etc? yea i did, only used 2 faces though.. " =D" and "=]" im guessing you're gonna tell me that made it worse? FUCK but ok guys heres what im planning to do. next shift with her, i just wanna be straight up because i dont really think shes into that game stuff, and niether am i... i have no clue what i even mentioned this phone number business. i was really nervous actually.. and its facebook omg... what a fail. anyway at the end of our next shift, depending on how we're doing. like having fun or if its a weird silence. but if its just normal, im just gonna say something like "hey , about facebook that night, lol, i was just messing, i dont know why i was being a douche haha. but anyway.. being really honest, i think you're really cute and im having the hardest time reading you..
but hey, if you ever wanna do something, just lemme know. i promise, no more of that phone number business lol. just think about it *smile*.
k well, g'nite"and then exit through the doors while she waits for her ride home. its straight up. honest. and if she says no, well then she says no. its better than trying to use lines and getting rejected because that means i was rejected while at the same time looking like a douchebag. nono, if you are being a fag and asking her out of msn or wahtever you must use cute faces everytime you ask something like "hey bitch wanna fuck ;D?" this way it wont come of as serious, then if she says something like "haha thats funny" you can be like "yeah lol", so it doesnt look like youre a perverted asshole but if she says "yes iw ant to have your cock steaming inside my vagina" then you can be like "hell yeah bitch lets do it" you must use faces and say cute shit like keke or whatever so it doesnt come off as too serious
Man that made me laugh, anyway, I think you should analyze her more to find out if she likes you or not. Stalk her...what?
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On June 13 2010 15:01 tobi9999 wrote:Show nested quote +On June 13 2010 14:57 arb wrote:On June 13 2010 14:36 jjun212 wrote:On June 13 2010 14:26 arb wrote:
Let me ask you this, this ist he most important question you'll ever answer when pimping rl gf's on facebook/myspace
did you use any cute faces? ex. : D ; D ; ) ; P etc? yea i did, only used 2 faces though.. " =D" and "=]" im guessing you're gonna tell me that made it worse? FUCK but ok guys heres what im planning to do. next shift with her, i just wanna be straight up because i dont really think shes into that game stuff, and niether am i... i have no clue what i even mentioned this phone number business. i was really nervous actually.. and its facebook omg... what a fail. anyway at the end of our next shift, depending on how we're doing. like having fun or if its a weird silence. but if its just normal, im just gonna say something like "hey , about facebook that night, lol, i was just messing, i dont know why i was being a douche haha. but anyway.. being really honest, i think you're really cute and im having the hardest time reading you..
but hey, if you ever wanna do something, just lemme know. i promise, no more of that phone number business lol. just think about it *smile*.
k well, g'nite"and then exit through the doors while she waits for her ride home. its straight up. honest. and if she says no, well then she says no. its better than trying to use lines and getting rejected because that means i was rejected while at the same time looking like a douchebag. nono, if you are being a fag and asking her out of msn or wahtever you must use cute faces everytime you ask something like "hey bitch wanna fuck ;D?" this way it wont come of as serious, then if she says something like "haha thats funny" you can be like "yeah lol", so it doesnt look like youre a perverted asshole but if she says "yes iw ant to have your cock steaming inside my vagina" then you can be like "hell yeah bitch lets do it" you must use faces and say cute shit like keke or whatever so it doesnt come off as too serious LOL If she says "yes iw ant to have your cock steaming inside my vagina" then I advise you to stay away because she probably has Herpes or is HIV positive. xP
Either that or she has a weird fetish about boiling cocks before they enter her vagina lol. Either way, stay away haha.
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Give us her facebook and save yourself the trouble; TL.net will take care of it for you.
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just be cool and if you do have a shift with her... then make sure she talks first. i mean you can be like hey and all but an "actual" conversation make sure she begins.
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On June 13 2010 15:08 EmeraldSparks wrote:
Give us her facebook and save yourself the trouble; TL.net will take care of it for you.
or this lmao...
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I think Kennigit's post sums up perfectly the situation. :|
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On June 13 2010 15:08 EmeraldSparks wrote:
Give us her facebook and save yourself the trouble; TL.net will take care of it for you.
LOL
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I'm not one to give advice considering I've made plenty of my own mistakes with girls in the past, and unfortunately, probably will in the future. However, just remember that making mistakes is the only way to learn.
It's like Starcraft. If you lose a game, sure you might be mad that you lost, but you watch the replay and see what your opponent did and see how you should have responded. Real life is like that too. If you mess up with a girl by making a fatal error.. it sucks, it really does. But time heals everything and eventually you'll get over it; not only that, but you'll be a smarter, tougher, and better person overall with more knowledge of situations and you have more experience under your belt.
Not saying that this is bound to turn out badly. Best of luck my friend
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FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
Man girl blogs get all the rage. (And this is recently after I read that old HamerD blog)
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I can't give you any advice but you sound awesome, if she doesn't want to bite after that you probably have a very long and difficult road to walk with this girl.
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I thought the phone number line was cool until I saw the end. 
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
Ok, because i feel bad, the actual solution is this.
You act like you don't give a fuck. When shes around, you laugh and talk loudly to other people so she doesn't think you are embarrassed about it. Include her in it, but DO NOT make her the center of your attention. I.e you don't tell her the joke/story. When you have that first awkward eye catching moment next time you see her, just blow through it like a locomotive by asking her where your fucking _____ is (sandwich, coffee w/e). Then go along your merry way. Don't ask this girl out ever again. Don't talk to girls on fucking chat services and expect them to want to go out with you ever.
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you didnt fail it at all really, i mean that wasnt the ideal situation. But if that had worked you'd be golden and it's better than half the pussies posting on these forums going OMG GUYS HOW DO YOU INTERACT WITH GIRLS I DIE WHEN WE MAKE EYE CONTACT
good job sir, one small step for man
oh for the love of god i just saw your 2nd post dont do it
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lol, this is hilarious in a cute way. although, i have to agree that using other mediums rather than a face to talk to a girl is pretty weak. i worked a summer with a guy who was a professional woman user (awesome guy btw, got me into psychology), and he was strongly against texting and phones and internet. he was also not a quitter....(don't quit, pursue until you get your answer, better to scew up, look like a dumbass, and then post here so we can laugh, rather than lose what could have been).
imo, you're coming off kind of nervous in your facebook conversation. don't say you're joking cause you're afraid of what she's thinking, let her think. Play it cool, you wanna be planting ideas in her head, your interest veiled by nonchalant statements. then once you've confused her..... you pounce!!! (lol, or let her pounce).
my mentor also said that you can probably move forward once you've gotten the person to go into a different setting with you, say, out of the workplace, or a movie, etc. (don't do a movie, not enough interaction involved, and the yawn thing is lame). try and get that going, and remember, face to face. also try and get some contact in there, playful nudge, all that. helps move things along.
and i just read what you want to say to her tomorrow. don't apologize for "being a douche" or "messing", it makes me think you're not confident in your actions, though what you originally facebooked didn't make you seem that confident, haha. idk, try and be metaphoric with professing your love.
CONFIDENCE, women find it sexy!
and omg, one chick i worked with was like super model hot, and we're lifeguards and she'd wear a bikini every day. best and worst summer ever (she had a bf, and i was inexperienced  )
EDIT: kennigit's def got the right idea, lol. i can bet he watches keys to the vip (hilarious show). ignoring and disrespecting girls makes them want your attention. she'll be begging for you in no time
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
Key To the VIP is hilarious, but no - it's from years of training and beating busta tendencies out of my brain. Same principles though - i hate night clubs.
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
I once asked this girl out in grade 9 who sat in front of me in math class. I asked her out on MSN and she said no she thought of me as a friend. So i told her the next day that it was my friend "Adam" LOL and that i hadn't been at the computer. So fucking smoooth LOLOL.
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truesay kennigit, my friend taught me all about how to get out of the nerd shell and just not give a shit about how stupid you look (a 6 foot 5 white guy dancing in a club is dangerous and horrifying, the people who i'm not focusing on often get hit in the head by my flailing arms). he showed me the power of confidence and cool, and it's been working ever since
^^^ LOL, what a great escape! its definitely better to find out tho, rather than to imagine
VVV and using other people as diversions works too. i was with a girl in a club that my friend bet me 20 bucks i couldnt get a kiss out of, so i danced with her a bit, and she said she had to go, and i told her my friend said i couldn't leave here without a kiss, and she pulled me down and sucked my face in front of my coworkers, who proceeded to high five me. my friend bought me a pizza. good birthday...
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On June 13 2010 15:48 Kennigit wrote:
I once asked this girl out in grade 9 who sat in front of me in math class. I asked her out on MSN and she said no she thought of me as a friend. So i told her the next day that it was my friend "Adam" LOL and that i hadn't been at the computer. So fucking smoooth LOLOL.
lol
there's also the ol' "my friend wants to know if you like me" trick
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What ever happened to asking girls out?
I'm so tired of this stupid 'OMG U R KAWAII ^_________________________________^.... that means cute in japanese :3'
Just ask them out, jesus. Confidence >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> trying to be cutesy on some chat program
On June 13 2010 15:48 Kennigit wrote:
I once asked this girl out in grade 9 who sat in front of me in math class. I asked her out on MSN and she said no she thought of me as a friend. So i told her the next day that it was my friend "Adam" LOL and that i hadn't been at the computer. So fucking smoooth LOLOL.
hahahahahahahah the good ol' days
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On June 13 2010 15:43 Kennigit wrote:
Key To the VIP is hilarious, but no - it's from years of training and beating busta tendencies out of my brain. Same principles though - i hate night clubs.
And your a big fuckin piece of hot fuckin eye candy.
fuck
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I melted just reading the transcript, dunno wtf is wrong with that girly friend of yours. Follow kennigits advice an git over it.
Lol in grade seven I asked out a girl for the first time over msn... The same day she got a new boyfriend (she was popular). I was all like " well I dunno I was gonna ask you out today but whatever, go out with Chris". That went over like a fucking lead balloon.
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On June 13 2010 15:37 eLiE wrote:
my mentor also said
uhhhhhmmmm
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If I had to give you one tip it would be to LEAD LEAD LEAD. Just doing this one thing comes across as incredibly attractive to women.
It doesn't have to be complicated like planning a two week cruise for the two of you. You can be in the grocery store and simply say, "HEY! lets go check-out...", and BOOM, start walking there without looking back. Lead in any opportunity you get and don't be afraid of making a mistake. Make a decision and GO WITH IT. gl
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yeah you were friendzoned hard, that would have worked perfectly if you were hot though, probably. it's how they work. anyway whatever you were feeling was probably just lust, so chill out
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Never... Use .... Facebook... to ask someone out man. That phone line was dope though . Seriously though facebook is dumb for asking people out. You can't say a girl is cute or anything because everyone can read that and all the other girls will be like " oh he's mac'ing on that girl so he's not available" hella lame. Grow some balls and be like "im going to such and such. Want to come with me?". Or listen in on her conversation and if shes going somewhere interesting (bar, club , movies whatever you like) be like "wheres my invite".
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On June 13 2010 14:41 Kennigit wrote:
Steps to failure
- resort to passively aggressively asking girls out via msn and facbeook chat.
- when you sense failure, pretend you weren't really asking her out
- try to date girls that you work with
You forgot "-make a blog on TL that reads like a 15 year old retard wrote it"
User was warned for this post
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On June 13 2010 16:33 Sadistx wrote:Show nested quote +On June 13 2010 14:41 Kennigit wrote:
Steps to failure
- resort to passively aggressively asking girls out via msn and facbeook chat.
- when you sense failure, pretend you weren't really asking her out
- try to date girls that you work with You forgot "-make a blog on TL that reads like a 15 year old retard wrote it"
thats pretty mean man. im not gonna lie
as immature as i sounded, that's still pretty harsh towards a member whos been here for like 6 years.
i can understand if you say i failed. but to say i'm a retard is genuinely pretty bad..
i know its the internet and blah blah, but c'mon dude. i really didn't appreciate that.
*edit..
people keep saying i asked her out on facebook.. but i didnt do that..
all i did was i offered her my phone number in a joking manner.. (i didnt ask her out)
i used the same method and that's how i got her on facebook in the first place..
we work together. i didn't know her at all and i could have easily been shy and introverted and never tried to have any contact with her outside of work ... but i confidently and in a joking way got her to give me her facebook and she did so pretty easily/happily too. (so don't you think i'm at least smooth enough in real life to not seem like an idiot and interest her enough to have a connection outside of work =\ )
i have never asked her out in real life nor on facebook. i really dont see where you guys are getting that part from. i only made this thread as a fail because the joke fell over pretty hard and she didnt seem like she was buying it.
and honestly.. the main reason why i even said something stupid was not because i'm like generally nervous but because i haven't worked with her for 2 weeks and when i finally had the chance to have a talk with her, i took it even if it was through facebook. so a rush of excitement pushed through me i guess and that's what happened.
and just another note.
i used the same math question to equal my phone number and it helped break the ice between me and another girl in grade 10 math class.
she laughed her ass off and now we are mutual friends. there was no way i could get with her but at least i wasn't a dreamer and i was socially active.
shes a model by the way, "melissa molson"
you can google her.
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On June 13 2010 16:33 Sadistx wrote:Show nested quote +On June 13 2010 14:41 Kennigit wrote:
Steps to failure
- resort to passively aggressively asking girls out via msn and facbeook chat.
- when you sense failure, pretend you weren't really asking her out
- try to date girls that you work with You forgot "-make a blog on TL that reads like a 15 year old retard wrote it"
The fuck is wrong with you? He was just asking for help with something hes not super confident in, that makes him a retard? All of us have our shortcomings, dont be a dick
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edit: i completely misread the blog like pretty much everyone else i guess.
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Write her a song that repeats the following line
"can't you see i love you bitch?"
"lets go on a god damn date you damn whore"
repeat this over and over until she calls the cops or agrees to go out with you.
Ive done this with success before.
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well at least you tried and it's still not the end of the world.so cheer up
btw,next time when you ask someone out,do it in person,not facebook.
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i wanna see a picture of what you look like. it may seem superficial, but it's the best way to get the most objective advice possible imo
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"i used the same math question to equal my phone number and it helped break the ice between me and another girl in grade 10 math class"
what... the fuck......
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you need to act much more confidently, dont keep tell her you were joking and definitely dont apologize to her for christ sake... just act smooth, and grow a pair. girls like confidence...not some guy that apologizes about "being a douche" on facebook chat ^_^
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On June 13 2010 14:06 jjun212 wrote:
anyway, so one night when we're walking home, i accuse her of liking me and i offer her to add me on facebook but she was like LOL, how about you ADD me.
and if it were me, my next statement after she goes "how about you add me" is "how about we go out instead"
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Katowice25012 Posts
I dated a girl last summer who once said she was going to stop wearing makeup because she was so tired of random nerds asking her out on facebook and texts. Its a good thing fb chat didn't exist when I was in high school because I would have done this all the time.
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talking to a girl on fb for the first time seems like quite an unmanly act. its like hiding behind a veil and talking. but since you had the option of asking her face up, i don't know why you decided to do otherwise, which was obviously a bad decision. the best thing now is probably to just pick yourself up and live out again. don't get too caught up with such things.
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aha dude this does make u sound like a highschool guy =D what happened where did u go bust !!!
anyways flirting on facebook is always fail cause u never know what they are looking at and the distractions the other side has ~_~. you make be all up on her while shes browsing some dudes photos while chatting with you aha =D
btw saying that you used that math thing and now youre mutual friends with a girl doesnt help the cause! you have a crush on the new girl you dont want the same effects right ^_^. So how do you necessarily fix this thing and still be friends? Well im not sure if you want to be friends or its purely a crush in hopes of a relationship. If its the former than its easy and just continue talking with her and if shes around work its really easy to just ask her to hang out and stuff. Once she says yeah just ask for her number so you can meet up. If its the latter than you do nothing like mentioning the fail facebook chat =D. Basically you just gotta keep it cool and see if she continues to talk to you or not when you see each other. if she continues to talk to you than just keep it simple, imo as long as u just try on one girl its a lot easier to keep it simple and others usually get this shit wrong. Ask her out but with more intent on being alone instead of groups if you feel that its the right time to do so =D. By asking i mean a date of course so she can see the difference in you and other guys (hopefully that difference will be dating potential).
but in hindsight shes really chatty and around many people sooo is it worth the investment =o
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On June 13 2010 15:08 OneFierceZealot wrote:
just be cool and if you do have a shift with her... then make sure she talks first. i mean you can be like hey and all but an "actual" conversation make sure she begins.
if you have shift with her act like nothing happened
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Where is rekrul when you need him? This shit is gold.
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Lol this is funny, what the hell are you doing.
You might have already messed it up too much, she's gonna have a weak impression of you now.
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United States22883 Posts
On June 13 2010 14:39 Hot_Bid wrote:
please don't say that bolded part rofl
that will only make things more awkward
No, it's a good idea.
And record it on your cell phone so we can give feedback and give tips on how to improve.
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Cute. 
Are you really 22 tho >< that's kind of a fail haha
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Seems you like numbers, do some "16+8 = my dick size wanna hankypanky baby?"
Satisfaction guaranteed
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haha love makes us do stupid things sometimes
i'm not that good with girls so i don't think it's appropriate to give out advices ... gonna let the pros do it ... just wanna say good luck mate =)
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Nice attempt but....why didn't you ask for her number?
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Please, don't mix mathematics with girls
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On June 13 2010 21:58 Lobbo wrote:
Seems you like numbers, do some "16+8 = my dick size wanna hankypanky baby?"
Satisfaction guaranteed
hahahahahah epicness.
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On June 13 2010 14:06 jjun212 wrote:
k so for the last 2 months, i've had a pretty hard crush on the girl at work. we joke around a lot and i've had the HARDEST motherfreakin time reading her.
because she is really outgoing, lots of guy friends, etc, which dont bother me at all. im not insecure about that, but it just makes her harder to read because im not sure if shes naturally playful or if shes really trying to send a message.
Basically this is exactly my situation, i played it cool for 3 months tho.
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Eventually she added me on facebook (step 1 complete)
Then she gave me her number about when i needed days to switch with her at work(step 2 complete).
Suddenly she calls me and ask for help about this guy she has been talking ever since she started working. (step 3 complete :D)
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Basically this guy she was talking, was cheating on her when she was at work. How'd she know? her friends were at the bar and they witnessed it.
SOOOO they broke up and its time for me to gun it.
BUT i was too late, she was already taken couple days after the incident by one of her so called best friend. She told me she was going on a double date with her friend.
Sigh FML :[
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On June 13 2010 23:18 FraCuS wrote:Show nested quote +On June 13 2010 14:06 jjun212 wrote:
k so for the last 2 months, i've had a pretty hard crush on the girl at work. we joke around a lot and i've had the HARDEST motherfreakin time reading her.
because she is really outgoing, lots of guy friends, etc, which dont bother me at all. im not insecure about that, but it just makes her harder to read because im not sure if shes naturally playful or if shes really trying to send a message. Basically this is exactly my situation, i played it cool for 3 months tho. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eventually she added me on facebook (step 1 complete) Then she gave me her number about when i needed days to switch with her at work(step 2 complete). Suddenly she calls me and ask for help about this guy she has been talking ever since she started working. (step 3 complete :D) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Basically this guy she was talking, was cheating on her when she was at work. How'd she know? her friends were at the bar and they witnessed it. SOOOO they broke up and its time for me to gun it. BUT i was too late, she was already taken couple days after the incident by one of her so called best friend. She told me she was going on a double date with her friend. Sigh FML :[
When girls call you to talk about her guy problems, thats the signal that you have been friend-zoned... When that happens to you again, you man up and say, "stop crying over the phone. I'm going to pick you up and have a cup of coffee(or whatever), then maybe we can talk about it." If that doesn't work then just move on, you've been friend-zoned.
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When girls call you to talk about her guy problems, thats the signal that you have been friend-zoned... When that happens to you again, you man up and say, "stop crying over the phone. I'm going to pick you up and have a cup of coffee(or whatever), then maybe we can talk about it." If that doesn't work then just move on, you've been friend-zoned.
Yeah i should of taken her out for something to talk about it.
At least we're still friends.
But yeah Ive moved on cause she seems really interested in this guy.
Time to travel to Korea to find a nice Asian girl. :D
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I dont know why you are trying to give her your number/facebook and wait til she contacts you. Isn't the guy suppose to do the action? why don't you just ask her number and call her?
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
Oh God, the e-telephone pickup line. It's so crazy (good) :D I pasted that to my first girl, she however didn't seem to appreciate.
Anyways, should just ask her if she wants to do something straight up after some flirting. Much easier, much directer and a bit more neutral-- you can just see where it ends. The way I like it anyway :D Good luck
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On June 14 2010 00:20 FraCuS wrote:Show nested quote +
When girls call you to talk about her guy problems, thats the signal that you have been friend-zoned... When that happens to you again, you man up and say, "stop crying over the phone. I'm going to pick you up and have a cup of coffee(or whatever), then maybe we can talk about it." If that doesn't work then just move on, you've been friend-zoned.
Yeah i should of taken her out for something to talk about it. At least we're still friends. But yeah Ive moved on cause she seems really interested in this guy. Time to travel to Korea to find a nice Asian girl. :D
A nice asian girl = red flag. They're usually coldhearted bitches in truth. Doramas don't lie!
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On June 14 2010 01:50 Beyonder wrote:
Oh God, the e-telephone pickup line. It's so crazy (good) :D I pasted that to my first girl, she however didn't seem to appreciate.
Anyways, should just ask her if she wants to do something straight up after some flirting. Much easier, much directer and a bit more neutral-- you can just see where it ends. The way I like it anyway :D Good luck
Yea.. thats what I just wanna do.
I know some people were saying I shouldnt say what I bolded before in my 2nd post.
But it's just so hard to read her forreal. She's really cool with me in real life and when we talk and joke, etc, it's good and I get a pretty nice vibe and stuff.
But online, it's not as smooth.
You're right though, I just feel like being straight up would be simple lol.
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
It kind of depends on the level of comfort and your personality. Me, I much rather try to be 'different' and 'interesting' (read: not simple) through my personality. It can be done too by what you end up doing when you do get together with the girl. A picknick, for example-- something they might not expect and appreciate.
Should just avoid online as much as possible then :D Don't give up too fast! Some girls are just generally playful and not always thinking about more than friendship. Kind of sounds like that! What is there to lose?
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I'm totally different o.o. Online, i can talk to the crush i like very fluently, however upfront everything that i wanted to say just goes out of the airlock and whats left behind is a teenager going"erm....nvm"
If you like that girl, don't mention anything about that incident and just be cool about it. I think you could lie low abit, but if theres anything not related to the incident you could just talk to her about it like normal friends, such as talking about your favourite music or blah blah
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classic overthinking everything due to massive crush.
imo she knew you were asking her out via fb and you gave her an easy out to reject you, which she took.
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I took a girl once to a light house and we drew stuff on it. Worked pretty well, afterwards we walked along a river and observed stars
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
On June 14 2010 03:41 fanta[Rn] wrote:
I took a girl once to a light house and we drew stuff on it. Worked pretty well, afterwards we walked along a river and observed stars
Then you did her hair and she did yours?
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Lol shut up ;( we got together afterwards
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United States11637 Posts
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your first mistake was that you added her to facebook.. if you are a real baller you make her want to add you..
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lol honestly, when i read your story it made me embarrassed to read it ;/
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
On June 14 2010 03:47 fanta[Rn] wrote:
Lol shut up ;( we got together afterwards
Actually I was just kidding :D I know girls greatly appreciate such stuff-- I do it too:D
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So how about the two of us get together for some star sighting?
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pix or gtfo
and by that i mean sucks man, i know what it feels like
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United States1167 Posts
On June 14 2010 04:19 BlueRoyaL wrote:
lol honestly, when i read your story it made me embarrassed to read it ;/
Lol i know.. some major case of second hand embarassment.
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Dude, this was just painful to read. That's some harsh shit. You make my recent failures look like delayed successes.
On June 13 2010 14:06 jjun212 wrote:
she says, "LOL.. ok well, your number isnt in my phone. and im tiredd so im gonna head to bed. goodnite!!"
Ouch!
And yeah, that was intense fail. You were trying waaaay waaaaaaaay to hard. It was hella awkward to even read. I need another shower :/
But don't fret! I was completely retarded at this shit for the vast majority of my life. You learn as you fail.
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HAHA, props for posting this man, priceless.
I don't profess to be an expert, but your first mistake was telling her to add you on facebook, and then adding her. Make her want to add you cause she's curious about you....adding her on facebook removes all the mystery.
At that time you should have asked her to go out (somewhere) to do (something) with you instead of the facebook thing. Something light hearted, fun, etc.
Anyways that phone number line was golden, it might even have worked if you hadn't backed down from it afterwards.
Basically, confidence. Don't back down afterwards. Turn the tables on her, you're a catch cause you're fuckin awesome and she should be chasing you. Lead the way, you're a man.
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Do people actually care who adds who on facebook?
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United States12607 Posts
you should have stuck to your guns, never say something and then try to excuse it by claiming you were "joking," that comes off as weak weak weak
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Canada7170 Posts
On June 14 2010 07:41 JWD wrote:
you should have stuck to your guns, never say something and then try to excuse it by claiming you were "joking," that comes off as weak weak weak
This is so true.
When I worked door-to-door sales, people used to ask for my card. I had this business card especially printed so I would pass them the blank side up. When people flipped it over, it just said "Just buy something!"
It turned a lot of no-sales into sales. I never laughed when they looked at me, I just stood there and smiled. Don't back out once you've gone somewhere, people like to see confidence.
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a lot of haters in this thread. dont let them get you down. just be straight with her. whatever the result, you dont have to deal with this wishy-washy does-she-like-me bullshit anymore.
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I don't think it's too bad, at least she's thinking about it.
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On June 14 2010 07:32 blabber wrote:
Do people actually care who adds who on facebook?
i agree with this man.
"holyshit she add me first, i bet she's jerking off to my pictures right now! HOLYSHIT! she wants my package"
"-_-"
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On June 13 2010 16:45 jjun212 wrote:
i used the same math question to equal my phone number and it helped break the ice between me and another girl in grade 10 math class.
she laughed her ass off and now we are mutual friends. there was no way i could get with her but at least i wasn't a dreamer and i was socially active.
shes a model by the way, "melissa molson"
you can google her.
i just can't see that working lmao
i may be wrong. girls like a guy that gives her attention and can have fun and get confortable.
i think the thing you have to do now is just continue the jokes, making her laugh, i think you're approach to her was a little to fast and spontaneous that you caught her offguard
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When you do push it, don't back off - you've heard "nice guys finish last" right? Be a badass and stick with whatever move you decide to pull off.
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On June 14 2010 07:44 mikeymoo wrote:
When I worked door-to-door sales, people used to ask for my card. I had this business card especially printed so I would pass them the blank side up. When people flipped it over, it just said "Just buy something!"
Hilarious. :D
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man pursing girls is a waste of time. If you come on too strong you will just creep them out no matter how nice you are. If you like a girl then just tease her but don't be a complete dick and let her come to you.
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If this was a starcraft game this far it would be like: You didn't bother to hide your tech and it got scouted early, your scouting was really late and didn't get any info on what the enemy is doing, and then you attack with j 1/3 of your troops to see what it going on and they just die. Then you type "lol " on chat.
The golden rule is to ignore women you really like, and when you talk to them you need to make them feel that your are not interested AT ALL, even make them feel that you are not attracted to them cause of their faults.
That's the most universal method that succeeds almost always.
Being yourself, spontaneous and humors just doesn't fucking work anymore. You can do that AFTER she's melting for you.
Just my 2cents.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
lol @ telling a girl to 'calm down'
LOOOOOOOOOLl
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
This guy was not meant to reproduce and so was not given the skills to do so. This is nothing but natural selection.
-smuft
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ROFL ^^^. i'm kind of disappointed that he just gave up the hunt after his setback. where's that fighting spirit? its not like he didn't get tons of awesome advice from everyone. gotta go for the gusto!!!
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On June 14 2010 12:38 Rekrul wrote:
This guy was not meant to reproduce and so was not given the skills to do so. This is nothing but natural selection.
-smuft
thats why giyom was always my favourite canadian pro gamer
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On June 14 2010 12:38 Rekrul wrote:
This guy was not meant to reproduce and so was not given the skills to do so. This is nothing but natural selection.
-smuft
Meh, the real natural selection kicks in once he doesn't learn from his mistakes and doesn't man up.
Some people are born sex-machines, other's grow into it.
Then there are TL blogposters.
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On June 14 2010 13:16 jjun212 wrote:Show nested quote +On June 14 2010 12:38 Rekrul wrote:
This guy was not meant to reproduce and so was not given the skills to do so. This is nothing but natural selection.
-smuft thats why giyom was always my favourite canadian pro gamer
giyom is Grrr...
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On June 14 2010 13:48 Shivaz wrote:Show nested quote +On June 14 2010 13:16 jjun212 wrote:On June 14 2010 12:38 Rekrul wrote:
This guy was not meant to reproduce and so was not given the skills to do so. This is nothing but natural selection.
-smuft thats why giyom was always my favourite canadian pro gamer giyom is Grrr...
o rly?
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
jjun just give me your facebook password and let destiny take its course
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LOL... this single page is hilarious, of course the entire blog as well.
I just want to wish you luck and hopefully it works out somehow! Cheers!
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You are awkward with chicks, but less than me I would bet. Just be natural and direct in giving her your number and a simple normal reason and stuff.
Me: 20 y/o no gf b4.
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are you from burkina faso for real?
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show her this thread, lol
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On June 14 2010 20:13 DeLoAdEr wrote:
show her this thread, lol
I don't think this is a bad idea, i mean she would be flattered and maybe find you cute for trying?
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I can almost see myself in his shoes. Moar girl advice plx.
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Why do you think that adding her on Facebook is such a big deal? These days when people have 500 or 1000 facebook friends, adding someone that they work with a fair bit seems nonchalant.
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On June 14 2010 12:38 Rekrul wrote:
This guy was not meant to reproduce and so was not given the skills to do so. This is nothing but natural selection.
-smuft
Sad truth dude. Act like you've got a bit of confidence and a set of balls. I got depressed reading this.
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Why do you think that adding her on Facebook is such a big deal? These days when people have 500 or 1000 facebook friends, adding someone that they work with a fair bit seems nonchalant.
You don't want her to think of you as one of the 500/1000 faceless masses though.
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On June 14 2010 13:56 Rekrul wrote:
jjun just give me your facebook password and let destiny take its course
best advice you'll never take
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Here's what I'd do (but I'm a noob so who knows)
Just pretend it didn't happen and that you don't think about it at all..just act a bit like you don't give a fuck + act normal.
If she's interested she'll talk to you, if not then thats how its gonna be.
She knows what's up, and she knows its her "turn" if she wants stuff to happen.
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This guy was not meant to reproduce and so was not given the skills to do so. This is nothing but natural selection.
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![[image loading]](http://www.teamliquid.net/tlpd/images/players/770.jpg)
Just putting this in context.
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yeah you basically handed her your balls in a paper bag.
only way to salvage this is to get off her radar. lay low for a couple months until she forgets you and then strike. And this time, be a man.
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On June 14 2010 21:50 zenMaster wrote:I don't think this is a bad idea, i mean she would be flattered and maybe find you cute for trying?
Maybe. Or she might see this as fucking creepy and back the fuck away entirely. I personally don't use, or think highly of gaming advice. All this shit about ignoring her so she wants you, or being a total dick because chicks like assholes is retarded. I've had girlfriends, and I didn't have to put on a facade to do it. Maybe the price I pay for that is not being able to have sex with whores from clubs every night, but I do just fine, and I don't have to be fake.
My advice would be to back off because you've been coming on strong and it hasn't worked out, she's clearly not in to that. Wait a while and then try a different approach, like simply asking her out, all this sidestepping, beating around the bush bullshit on FaceBook hasn't gotten you any where. Just be yourself.
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On June 15 2010 08:58 jalstar wrote:This guy was not meant to reproduce and so was not given the skills to do so. This is nothing but natural selection. | / Just putting this in context.
Thanks for bringing back good memories; that's a pic of me beating Giyom on ongamenet 10 years ago when I was 15 years old.
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@ salv I think you have the wrong idea about "gaming advice". keep in mind that girls do the exact same thing, and having some background knowledge about how girls work can only give someone who may be nervous around an intimidating situation the confidence they need.
I think of it like this. "Game" is a neutral tool, which can be used either positively or negatively. Either to pick up the sleeze, or it can be used so someone is able to approach a girl they have a crush on. Really, the main purpose of it all is to give the guy some confidence. It's not all about ignoring girls and making them feel like shit. More things like learning not to kiss their ass and using witty, backhanded compliments, which is a way to build rapport (the connection) without coming off looking needy for social contact or as an asshole. It's about presenting yourself in the best way possible, rather than creating a mask to hide behind.
I think these are good things to learn, because hey, girls are on our minds most of the day, and procreating is pretty important for mankind. Learning the same tricks the girls do will give the shy guy the confidence to approach the girl he likes, and give them the best chance to make a connection that blossoms into a beautiful flower that is love (how beautiful ).
EDIT: I forgot to add my joke about how life isn't like a Michael Cera movie.
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On June 15 2010 13:23 Smuft wrote:Show nested quote +On June 15 2010 08:58 jalstar wrote:This guy was not meant to reproduce and so was not given the skills to do so. This is nothing but natural selection. | / Just putting this in context. Thanks for bringing back good memories; that's a pic of me beating Giyom on ongamenet 10 years ago when I was 15 years old.
Jesus it's pretty sick to think that was 10 years ago.
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On June 14 2010 20:13 DeLoAdEr wrote:
show her this thread, lol
This is too desperate imho.
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I had a female friend read the OP and the "bolded part" and she pretty much said what everyone is saying. Don't even mention the facebook thing to her. Also she's just not into you. She had an opportunity to flirt back with you (during facebook chat) and she didn't take it. She's just one of those girls that are really playful and friendly
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