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Korea (South)17174 Posts
so i was out on the town in vegas last night with this girl.
we get in a cab headed to an unknown destination. my plan was to let the cab driver suggest and take us wherever he wants.
driver is korean, which makes me happy.
i start speaking to him in korean telling him to take me wherever he feels is the best place for us.
he is not even phased by the fact that i speak korean, not a single reaction...which is really abnormal. he simply instantly responded to my question in this really robotic sounding book fed english with hardcore korean accent:
Ah yes.
When I was young man, time go by like an arrow.
Then I serve in army. Almost die two times but survive. Then, time go by like a bullet!
Now I am driving taxi everyday and I'm old man. Now, time go by like....
A MISSILE!!!!!!!! *insert crackling ballerest laugh i ever heard in my life*
Enjoy while you can. Tonight, you two enjoy at TREASURES!!!! *insert crackling ballerest laugh again*
(treasures is a strip club lol)
me and girl look at eachother, shrug and smile and accept our fate as the driver takes us to the location without saying a single other word. i get there, tip him well, and we go in and have fun
i get really fking drunk and end up in poker room (girl went to sleep). me, this guy, and this funny vietnamese guy (that ive played with) start playing a 3 man table going to fking war.
vietnamese guy wins a big pot off me, then instantly quits and starts walking around like a fag. this usually irritates poker players, but whatever, nothing i can do about it so i didn't care.
then im playing 1on1 vs the other guy, where he bets big and i make a huge bluff all-in. the guy is thinking a long time, studying me, and is about to fold. vietnamese guy comes back in and looks at me and goes 'I PLAYED WITH U BEFORE YOUNG MAN U LOOK LIKE BLUFFIN' (which is really really bad ettiquette thing to do when ur not involved in the hand, ESPECIALLY considering he wasn't even playing)
other guy looks at him
looks back at me
tosses in big wad of cash and makes the call
i tell vietnamese guy to suck my fucking dick and if he ever does that again i will fucking kill him
he apologizes, and i end up not that mad, cause once again w/e but i could feel my drunken nerves building up
then the vietnamese guy decides to start playing again but he secretly took 3000 off the table (another big no-no in poker)
i notice it and that was the last straw, i went ape shit talking the unrealest shit ever, as he kept trying to say sorry but i was saying some rly mean shit like his apologizes r worth less than the hairs on my ass. then he got rly mad and told me if i say anything else im gunna have a big problem. so i told him he already has a big mother fucking problem, by that time security had arrived and told us both to calm down and get the fuck out
so the vietnamese guy cashes out and leaves first (security doesnt escort either of us kinda weird). i then cashout and start following him out of the venetian on raging tilt
as im following him the korean cab drivers words ring in my ear.
'wtf r u doing dan. like at the end of the day who really cares? why the fuck am I living like a missile! need to tone it down to atleast an arrow'
so i run after him feeling rly fucking happy actually when he sees me he looks ready for a fight, but im like no man actually i came to apologize. what u did was kinda dickish but u did apologize many times i should have just let it go. then we had a heart to heart and he explained to me that he actually thought i had a big hand on my allin and he actually hates that other guy and wanted him to call me and lose to me. he also explained how broke and in debt he is which is why he tried to take money off table.
whether or not he was lying or just talking out of his ass to not look like a dick really didn't matter to me at that point.
all that mattered is that i was no longer a missile. i became a happy arrow.
 
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Hahaha, cool story. Happy arrow forever~
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5/5 good read. lol missile.
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always a fun read when rekrul posts 
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rekrul do you have any evidence?
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
On June 11 2010 20:42 keNn) wrote:
what happen to the girl?
she had gone to sleep, was long gone
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So, Vietnam won again?
Just kidding of course, good thing you saw the speed limit - A ticket could have been inevitable.
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On June 11 2010 20:35 integral wrote:
rekrul do you have any evidence?
We demand pics of your insignificant ass hairs.
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Damn girl was a red herring, got me distracted from the start
5/5! :D
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Rekrul when are you gonna write a book?
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Happy ending from Rekrul 5/5
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Our Rekrul is seasoned already :3
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Poker and a life lesson... 5/5
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wow this was pointless......
User was temp banned for this post.
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On June 11 2010 21:07 ReachTheSky wrote:
wow this was pointless......
Not pointless at all. I thought this was story was hilarious, and you can learn a good lesson if you try hard enough.
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LOL, rek I thought this blog was going to go to SEX until wtf you was going to kick someone's ass while the girl is where the hell?
LOL at missile and happy arrow analogy!
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Great blog, as always.
Living like an arrow is definitely better than living like a missile. More time for yourself is always good.
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had to stop at the second line
we get in a cab headed to an unknown destination. my plan was to let the cab driver suggest and take us wherever he wants.
are you insane! im all for living like a missile and doing crazy shit but never trust a taxi driver, havn't you seen that movie??? (forgot which movie)
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haha that was a great story, thanks alot for sharing <3. btw the story gets alot better if you just assume he was telling the truth, i will convince myself of that.
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How does it feel to play with random drunken people being a HU bracelet winner and a proven online/offline player? I imagine the confidence is enormous.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
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Hehe, good read as always.
Ze 5/5!
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Rekrul you should just quit poker and go write a book
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To be completely honest, a lot of your posts annoy me (the braggy, 'look at me I'm such a baller' ones), but this was a really cool read.
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that was actually fun to read. when you said you went to war i thought you meant you played the card game "war" which woulda been awesome.
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Also, the whole thing would only have been half as good without this sentence. Man I can relate to this so much.
On June 11 2010 20:13 Rekrul wrote:
whether or not he was lying or just talking out of his ass to not look like a dick really didn't matter to me at that point.
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haha, wow, i would never be able to do that.
your metaphors are so cute~
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Calgary25969 Posts
Reading the replies mades me just sad in general.
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On June 11 2010 21:21 Licmyobelisk wrote:
LOL, rek I thought this blog was going to go to SEX until wtf you was going to kick someone's ass while the girl is where the hell?
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On June 12 2010 00:27 oddo123 wrote:Show nested quote +On June 11 2010 21:21 Licmyobelisk wrote:
LOL, rek I thought this blog was going to go to SEX until wtf you was going to kick someone's ass while the girl is where the hell?
You can't just quote somebody and add nothing in response. This is like the epitome of a useless reply.
Oh and this blog has inspired me to be a happy arrow today. >>=====>
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
On June 11 2010 22:39 Orome wrote:
To be completely honest, a lot of your posts annoy me (the braggy, 'look at me I'm such a baller' ones), but this was a really cool read.
man i tone down all the 'baller' stories too just so i don't come across as a douche
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On June 12 2010 01:46 Rekrul wrote:Show nested quote +On June 11 2010 22:39 Orome wrote:
To be completely honest, a lot of your posts annoy me (the braggy, 'look at me I'm such a baller' ones), but this was a really cool read. man i tone down all the 'baller' stories too just so i don't come across with a douche + Show Spoiler +
Lol apparently not toned down enough for Orome. Next story is going to be: "I went to another poker game, I got owned again, I wasn't mad, The End"
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Rekrul, you're the best poster on TL. <3
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United States11637 Posts
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How's treasures? I've heard some good things about it but I generally prefer OG's.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
On June 12 2010 02:40 kidd wrote:
How's treasures? I've heard some good things about it but I generally prefer OG's.
treasures is crap. rhino is the best by far. sapphires is ok but they told me to gtfo and not come back last week so that place is dead to me
wtf is OG's?
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On June 12 2010 01:46 Rekrul wrote:Show nested quote +On June 11 2010 22:39 Orome wrote:
To be completely honest, a lot of your posts annoy me (the braggy, 'look at me I'm such a baller' ones), but this was a really cool read. man i tone down all the 'baller' stories too just so i don't come across with a douche + Show Spoiler +
no, what does come across with mean?
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
oh, i meant 'as a douche' hungover still lol
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You are underestimating the value of your asshair. Have you not heard of tards who shave their ass??
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lol I still don't get 'what you did there', but I already feel bad for criticizing your posting (Swiss genes), so I'll just leave it be.
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On June 12 2010 02:48 Hawk wrote:
You are underestimating the value of your asshair. Have you not heard of tards who shave their ass??
When i know someone that does it I shame him in public.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
On June 12 2010 02:51 Orome wrote:
lol I still don't get 'what you did there', but I already feel bad for criticizing your posting (Swiss genes), so I'll just leave it be.
it was a joke. bragging backwards claiming that my 'balling' is even greater than i describe. oh you silly europeans
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oooh how did I miss that haha
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On June 12 2010 02:42 Rekrul wrote:Show nested quote +On June 12 2010 02:40 kidd wrote:
How's treasures? I've heard some good things about it but I generally prefer OG's. treasures is crap. rhino is the best by far. sapphires is ok but they told me to gtfo and not come back last week so that place is dead to me wtf is OG's?
It's a strip club obviously. A very good one at that, comparable to the rhino.
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Nice story. I hope random shit like this happens to me when I'm old enough to gamble and drink, lol... Without the losing money part.
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i am disappointed by how the story ended. 'happy arrows' are lame -- missile stories are the only ones worth writing about because they at least have some excitement in them
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
On June 12 2010 03:08 kidd wrote:Show nested quote +On June 12 2010 02:42 Rekrul wrote:On June 12 2010 02:40 kidd wrote:
How's treasures? I've heard some good things about it but I generally prefer OG's. treasures is crap. rhino is the best by far. sapphires is ok but they told me to gtfo and not come back last week so that place is dead to me wtf is OG's? It's a strip club obviously. A very good one at that, comparable to the rhino.
no f'n way lol
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haha nice wise korean man
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Calgary25969 Posts
On June 12 2010 03:08 kidd wrote:Show nested quote +On June 12 2010 02:42 Rekrul wrote:On June 12 2010 02:40 kidd wrote:
How's treasures? I've heard some good things about it but I generally prefer OG's. treasures is crap. rhino is the best by far. sapphires is ok but they told me to gtfo and not come back last week so that place is dead to me wtf is OG's? It's a strip club obviously. A very good one at that, comparable to the rhino.
really? never heard of it but i cant imagine anything comparing to the rhino..
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United States996 Posts
On June 12 2010 02:42 Rekrul wrote:Show nested quote +On June 12 2010 02:40 kidd wrote:
How's treasures? I've heard some good things about it but I generally prefer OG's. sapphires is ok but they told me to gtfo and not come back last week so that place is dead to me
this is where the real story is
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nice little story
way to become the arrow
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Put a smile on my face 
The mighty Rekrul has been subdued by weird Engrish proverbs.
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Rekrul is upgrading.
Good read on that shit.
Korean taxi cab rides can change lives. I remember riding with Tasteless + his girl and they were all yelling in korean then we get out and Tasteless' girl explains that the driver thought we were pretty awesome because he likes americans post the korean war. He also thought I was on steroids 
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United States11637 Posts
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good read.That cab driver is pretty deep lol
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then we had a heart to heart and he explained to me that he actually thought i had a big hand on my allin and he actually hates that other guy and wanted him to call me and lose to me. he also explained how broke and in debt he is which is why he tried to take money off table.
sounds like something i would make up to avoid getting stabbed by an angry white gorilla-man.
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It used to be interesting to read your posts about the crazy things you do. Now, it's just depressing.
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fuck people are deeper than i realize. de-friended and erased somebody from my phone cuz i was tired of putting up with their shit. guess ill drive over tomorrow
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On June 12 2010 14:50 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
fuck people are deeper than i realize. de-friended and erased somebody from my phone cuz i was tired of putting up with their shit. guess ill drive over tomorrow
don't fall in the fucking trap
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Life lessons are taught on the streets, and that cab gave you a huuuuuuge lesson in life.
Learning from what he said, and taking it to heart is a real feat to accomplish.
Good read 5/5
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always enjoyed reading ur stories, didn't matter to me if the story u told were real or not the important thing is that they were fun and exciting to read.
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Amazing story. So how much did you lose in the poker game then?
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Wouldn't beating the shit out of somebody that steals your money be enjoying the moment?
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Haha nice story.
But what happened to the girl?
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I think that was the best taxi cab related story from you.
Do u just start speaking korean to koreans whenever u see them in America? Or wait until you find out theyre korean? Theres some non korean asians looking korean these days..
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
On June 13 2010 10:39 mel_ee wrote:
I think that was the best taxi cab related story from you.
Do u just start speaking korean to koreans whenever u see them in America? Or wait until you find out theyre korean? Theres some non korean asians looking korean these days..
nah, i never do in america cause it just leads to them being annoying
unless im drunk lol, or its a hot girl...and even in that case i wait to make sure they r korean first
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lol crazy story
althou i prolly would of went off on him much earlier
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that's awesome. really shows what kinda guy you are, i mean especially when your drunk. good on you
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Wait, aren't arrows a type of missile?
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what an awesome story! man, i would have been pissed at that guy costing me money and stealing some, good job keeping your cool. a good player can always win his money back anyways, better than getting shanked in a fight.
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haha thanx for another epic thread. the driver wasn't surprised by ur Korean...must be a lot of korean-speaking white dudes in vegas...
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Whenever I think of rekrul now, I'm going to imagine a happy little arrow thing with a big ^__^ on the head now LOL
Very good life lesson! We should all remember to take life as it comes.
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Cool story. Forgiveness is nice but you gotta pick your spots too.
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