EPTI start with the two obvious ones.
"An in-depth listing of Terran-imbalanced maps" by Artosis.
Cheese: An artform By Idra
Shortest books ever written by teamliquid members
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I start with the two obvious ones. "An in-depth listing of Terran-imbalanced maps" by Artosis. Cheese: An artform By Idra | ||
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On June 07 2010 03:28 fanta[Rn] wrote: it's a lot more fun if you guys would say the contrary of what they're known for. for example: Answering private messages - TL.net bot would've been a lot funnier ;o I understand your point but in that case it probably would have been confusing. How about: Making bad suggestions by fanta[Rn] | ||
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Some of these are amusing but it's kind of ridiculous how many people missed the point. Edit: see post below for example of fail | ||
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On June 07 2010 05:32 Slow Motion wrote: In case the dummies haven't figured out yet, the book title should be something that's the OPPOSITE of what the author is known for. Hence, it will be a short book. Some of these are amusing but it's kind of ridiculous how many people missed the point. Edit: see post below for example of fail Ahah... I actually thought he was trolling you How to avoid being precocious by flamewheel | ||
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On June 07 2010 06:40 arb wrote: How to properly rage- Racenilatr can someone find that blog pleaseeee http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=106698 Is that what you're talking about? | ||
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On June 07 2010 06:45 meeple wrote: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=106698 Is that what you're talking about? there was one where he goes absolutely apeshit on one page..it was quite a big blog about his family or something | ||
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Pretty sure he was commenting on the titles that aren't being sarcastic. | ||
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On June 07 2010 08:14 PJA wrote: Pretty sure he was commenting on the titles that aren't being sarcastic. right, the titles should be a joke since it is about books that would be short. Since it is supposed to be a subject the author knows nothing about...... | ||
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On June 07 2010 08:15 Trezeguet23 wrote: right, the titles should be a joke since it is about books that would be short. Since it is supposed to be a subject the author knows nothing about...... hahaha | ||
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Sorry it's not a TL member but I couldn't help myself. | ||
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maybe not so short after all? | ||
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On June 07 2010 08:39 arb wrote: how to not read a thread and not follow instructions correctly - arb :3 Sorry, but you were doing it wrong, and I got to help you as a friend! Your suppose to put the opposite of what that person actually does. | ||
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On June 07 2010 06:52 DorF wrote: How to suck the fun out of developing games and optimal profit -by Bobby Kotik I'm sorry to single you out, sir... but this is exactly what people are talking about... Wouldn't this be a long book because he knows a lot about it? His short book would be: A Life of Making Games for Entertainment | ||
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On June 07 2010 08:46 Monst3r wrote: Sorry, but you were doing it wrong, and I got to help you as a friend! Your suppose to put the opposite of what that person actually does. wow, rofl i feel dumb now How to understand this thread - arb | ||
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why does using sarcasm or opposites is not necessary in this thread but rather making them generally humorous since thats the main premise of the thread- ilj.psa ~_~ | ||
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On June 07 2010 09:07 ilj.psa wrote: why does using sarcasm or opposites is not necessary in this thread but rather making them generally humorous since thats the main premise of the thread- ilj.psa ~_~ You have failed here on so many levels. Don't sign off on your posts, it's gay. ~Reason~ | ||
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On June 07 2010 09:10 Reason wrote: You have failed here on so many levels. Don't sign off on your posts, it's gay. ~Reason~ how to edit a post 3 times in 5 seconds - Reason meh you win sir ;/ | ||
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On June 07 2010 09:07 ilj.psa wrote: why does using sarcasm or opposites is not necessary in this thread but rather making them generally humorous since thats the main premise of the thread- ilj.psa ~_~ so i was doing it rite? :D | ||
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Reason
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On June 07 2010 09:13 ilj.psa wrote: how to edit a post 3 times in 5 seconds - Reason meh you win sir ;/ Ok since you actually seem to be trying to say something to me here (not in a good way) I'm just going to go through every failure on your part one by one before I go to sleep. 1.I was giving arb a final test by saying he was still getting it wrong because if he finally understands then he will realise this is a joke and I am actually saying that he finally understands, however if he doesn't understand he will think I am another person telling him he is getting it wrong and this will prove he doesn't understand. Thanks you have now ruined this. 2.The main premise of this thread is sarcasm/opposites as indicated by the thread title "Shortest books ever written..." you complete and utter nincompoop. 3.How to post without ever needing to edit by Reason should be the title of your book. Goodnight sir ;/ | ||
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im a roc
United States745 Posts
Just kidding, always love your articles. How I learned the community wanted chat channels -- Frank Pearce | ||
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Pokebunny
United States10654 Posts
On June 07 2010 09:27 Foreplay wrote: A List of my Real Life Friends by Pokebunny ROFLLLL edit: For reference: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=93537 | ||
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Megaman703
Canada688 Posts
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Drowsy
United States4876 Posts
On June 07 2010 03:11 fanta[Rn] wrote: How to please a girlfriend - M2 awesome | ||
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noddyz
United Kingdom462 Posts
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love1another
United States1844 Posts
On June 07 2010 09:27 Foreplay wrote: A List of my Real Life Friends by Pokebunny awwwwww T_T I hope pokebunny never sees that cuz it was super mean. | ||
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Roffles
Pitcairn19291 Posts
On June 07 2010 09:26 textbook wrote: How to Stop Procrastinating - TL sub team Caring - TL Sub Team | ||
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arb
Noobville17921 Posts
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Pokebunny
United States10654 Posts
On June 07 2010 09:55 love1another wrote: awwwwww T_T I hope pokebunny never sees that cuz it was super mean. I quoted it and provided the reference... it was funny. | ||
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Reuental
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L0thar
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A delicate art of sublime commentating by Dustin Browder 100 and 1 diet tips by July Never let your teammates down! a poem by Luxury Flash Well Wishes Card by NeverGG + Show Spoiler + very sad book actually Prediction - get it right! by Kim Carrier Taking loses with dignity since 1998 a biography by Idra How to become a successful progamer in Korea part 1: Overcoming the white guy stigma by ret How to become a successful progamer in Korea part 2: Story about endurance by NoNy + Show Spoiler + sorry guys Confidence - a key to ceremonies by Midas Creating a large fanbase by Shine My feelings after lost final by iloveoov Guardians - a certain victory by Jaedong et al. Everything you always wanted to know about honour but were afraid to ask by Savior | ||
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Pokebunny
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Foreplay
United States1154 Posts
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arb
Noobville17921 Posts
On June 07 2010 10:06 Pokebunny wrote: How to Win Grudge Matches - arb How to make a good sunken wall on an old map - Pokebunny | ||
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Kentor
United States5784 Posts
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Trap
United States395 Posts
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
Less is more: Let's talk about age - Chibi Grapes of Accomplishments - Testie Me myself me and I. The autobiography. - Rekrul It was funnier when I did it -Micronesia The man inside me - Fakesteve What goes Up - thedeadhaji | ||
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Bwenjarin Raffrack
United States322 Posts
Small VOD Thread, Small Talk Thread - TL moderator collaboration Exhaustive List of People Who Aren't Cute - flamewheel Making Every Post Count (for your post-count) - konadora Master of Disguise, an Autobiography - Vegetarian Wolf Famous Quotes from The Elephant Man - Lemonwalrus | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
Vilegaming: http://www.vilegaming.com - Spartan Government Forms: A guyde - Charliemurphy What a girl Wants, what a girl needs - Zia / co written by some dude | ||
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Monst3r
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On June 07 2010 09:11 zerglingsfolife wrote: How to Apologize by -Combat-Ex- Totti is Average by Holgerius ROFL. | ||
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Djabanete
United States2786 Posts
On June 07 2010 10:05 adelarge wrote: Taking loses with dignity since 1998 a biography by Idra I didn't know IdrA was 12... explains a lot though. On topic: Units Cheaper Than a Vulture by Incontrol | ||
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Belgium6772 Posts
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maga33
United States247 Posts
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rredtooth
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rredtooth
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On June 07 2010 10:21 {88}iNcontroL wrote: rofl those were gems.Calmer than you are - Nevergg Vilegaming: http://www.vilegaming.com - Spartan Government Forms: A guyde - Charliemurphy What a girl Wants, what a girl needs - Zia / co written by some dude | ||
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Wr3k
Canada2533 Posts
On June 07 2010 11:25 maga33 wrote: How abuse your way to B- by CombatEx You don't get the thread. The book should be How to legitimately get B- by CombatEx | ||
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kerpal
United Kingdom2695 Posts
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Two_DoWn
United States13684 Posts
On June 07 2010 04:30 zergnewb wrote: The Guide to Solving Puzzles - Chill I hope some people out there remember it. That was the most painful event I have ever witnessed. here's one Computer Problems I Can't Solve by R1CH | ||
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ReTr0[p.S]
Argentina1590 Posts
On June 07 2010 10:12 {88}iNcontroL wrote: It isn't about that. - Stimey Less is more: Let's talk about age - Chibi Grapes of Accomplishments - Testie Me myself me and I. The autobiography. - Rekrul It was funnier when I did it -Micronesia The man inside me - Fakesteve What goes Up - thedeadhaji AHAHAHA | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
I'm not mad, you're just taller - Chill Explain professional recruiting to me: without the mortal kombat - Kennigit It's not cheating when you are the best - Testie | ||
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kerpal
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
Catch me if you can - Ganfei I didn't do it, but I know someone who can - Smuft God complex - Nazgul I am woman hear me store - Mnm Is mnm going to have to choke a bitch? - mnm The way I would have done it - Xeris | ||
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Wilko
Germany470 Posts
The floor has been swept! by Machine The chairs have been dusted! by Machine The windows have been washed! by Machine Imported from Korea: True Beauty comes from within by go.go Contact by Effort "I knew why i disrespected him!" by FireBatHero The lewd journey through the eleven kingdoms by Zero (18+) | ||
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bjornkavist
Canada1235 Posts
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Boblion
France8043 Posts
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Boblion
France8043 Posts
My comeback - JoeSaddles Advanced PvZ - Reach | ||
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textbook
Korea (North)129 Posts
or How to Increase APM in Speech also by Klazart | ||
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DrivE
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boesthius
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Monst3r
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On June 07 2010 12:08 DrivE wrote: Why I hate Jpop - KawaiiRice lmao. | ||
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ilj.psa
Peru3081 Posts
On June 07 2010 09:35 Reason wrote: Ok since you actually seem to be trying to say something to me here (not in a good way) I'm just going to go through every failure on your part one by one before I go to sleep. 1.I was giving arb a final test by saying he was still getting it wrong because if he finally understands then he will realise this is a joke and I am actually saying that he finally understands, however if he doesn't understand he will think I am another person telling him he is getting it wrong and this will prove he doesn't understand. Thanks you have now ruined this. 2.The main premise of this thread is sarcasm/opposites as indicated by the thread title "Shortest books ever written..." you complete and utter nincompoop. 3.How to post without ever needing to edit by Reason should be the title of your book. Goodnight sir ;/ lol lets just leave it like that | ||
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7mk
Germany10157 Posts
that one's proof that you don't need these to be the opposite to be funny | ||
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[Agony]x90
United States853 Posts
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fulmetljaket
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+ Show Spoiler + http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=122514 | ||
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Zyphen[p]
United States91 Posts
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Blixy213
United States360 Posts
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Peru3081 Posts
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404.Delirium
United States1190 Posts
On June 07 2010 09:26 textbook wrote: How to Stop Procrastinating - TL sub team How to appreciate others volunteer work - textbook. | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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Etherone
United States1898 Posts
Wit- CM | ||
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AcrossFiveJulys
United States3612 Posts
How to make a bet and then follow through and pay up when you lost rather than call the guy who won an asshole for insisting that you pay up - KingHillyBilly (SoCal bw meetup last summer) | ||
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zrules
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mOnion
United States5657 Posts
Jumping to Conclusions: Always the Best Choice by the Elitists of TL How to Micro SCV's during Building Construction by Idra Kpop Covers: A Guide by Boesthius | ||
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United States4177 Posts
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mOnion
United States5657 Posts
Why Practice When I Can Post? by the SC2 Strategy Section Plagiarism: How NOT to Do It by ggnet)mOnion | ||
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CursOr
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Zlasher
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CursOr
United States6335 Posts
On June 07 2010 12:59 CharlieMurphy wrote: "I'm Pretty Sure I'm The Best Human On Earth" - Geoff Robinson ...this is an excellent good idea, but poor execution IMHO... allow me, sir... Mistakes I've made and Things I'm not Very Good at. by Geoff Robinson | ||
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ilj.psa
Peru3081 Posts
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=127053 | ||
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HwangjaeTerran
Finland5967 Posts
" All my starleague wins" - Yellow | ||
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GhoSt[shield]
Canada2131 Posts
On June 07 2010 03:24 N.geNuity wrote: 101 things to do on an airplane flight By Day[9] "It is what it Is" I believe was his reply  Awesome and disgusting Day9 story, I felt unclean reading it. | ||
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TheYango
United States47024 Posts
Kwanro, edited by Shine.Bo5s: Theory and Application by Leta | ||
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GhoSt[shield]
Canada2131 Posts
"Modestly Handling Baskets and Bodily Parts" -Day[9] "Rosetta Stone: Learning the Korean Language while in Korea" -Idra & Artosis | ||
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zgl
United States1055 Posts
On June 07 2010 03:26 zgl wrote: MILF: a connoisseur's guide by konadora Part 2: Chris Hansen: Tribute to an American Hero by Konadora | ||
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deL
Australia5540 Posts
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jodogohoo
Canada2533 Posts
On June 07 2010 14:43 zgl wrote: Part 2: Chris Hansen: Tribute to an American Hero by Konadora If you live in Vancouver, let me buy you lunch : ) | ||
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deL
Australia5540 Posts
"Advanced German" -boesthius Somewhat of an inside IRC joke :3 | ||
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GoDannY
Germany442 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + if I remember that correctly Why I laughed at Tossgirl by Yellow edit: I know these are not "opposites" but I'd love to read those :D | ||
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EmeraldSparks
United States1451 Posts
Destroying Everyone in 2009, by Savior + Show Spoiler + i wanted him to come back too i'm crying Why Yellow and Reach Are Overrated - LastRomantic | ||
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Kimaker
United States2131 Posts
On June 07 2010 04:30 zergnewb wrote: The Guide to Solving Puzzles - Chill I hope some people out there remember it. LOL, how could I not? I can't believe I spent almost 2 hours watching that... Oh, and: Make like a Tree, and GTFO of Here by Flash (see if anyone get's it...) | ||
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QuakerOats
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GoDannY
Germany442 Posts
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zgl
United States1055 Posts
On June 07 2010 15:09 jodogohoo wrote: If you live in Vancouver, let me buy you lunch : ) Thanks for the offer Might be a while before I can take you up on that offer (in Montreal at the moment, eying Toronto or New York for the next vocational destination). | ||
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Speedbump
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How to be a Perfect Anti-Team Pick - Hyuk (Fuck...) Why J-Pop is Horrible Music - KawaiiRice | ||
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deL
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Philippines4431 Posts
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fly.stat
United States449 Posts
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jodogohoo
Canada2533 Posts
On June 07 2010 16:25 DrivE wrote: "The art of Electrical Engineering" - MBC Game Oh you! | ||
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QuickStriker
United States3694 Posts
and How come no one really knows me well enough to be famous on TL - QuickStriker and I'll out-famous all of you someday in real life! - QuickStriker Part 2... + Show Spoiler [Part 2] + I'll definitely out-famous Pokebunny someday! - QuickStriker | ||
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deL
Australia5540 Posts
"Proper Planning: How to ensure your event runs smoothly" -QuickStriker | ||
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Go0g3n
Russian Federation410 Posts
"Comedic Restraint" - Tray Parker and Matt Stone "Comedic Restraint 2: The Evil of Randomness" - Seth MacFarlane "Three easy steps to beat Boxer" - YellOw "Progaming, here I come!" - Ret "Unimaginative" - TLO "Why I will never use Botox" - Day9 "The Great Escape....button" - IdrA | ||
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doubleupgradeobbies!
Australia1187 Posts
"Rally points: Why my drones always end up in the right place" - Shine "Hydralisks, why I hate them" - Shine "Starcraft, get rich quick: You can have a successful and profitable Starcraft career too" - Justin, Savior, Upmagic et all "Mind of steel, why I never slump" - Bisu "Changing it up, the key to success" - Idra "Sportsmanship in Starcraft" - Idra "Standard play: Standard is standard for a reason" - Horang2 "One fact port, protoss never sees it coming" - Leta "Carriers: Principles and practice" - Rock "Unpredictable: The story of 2 base arbiter" - Best "Clam: Mastering your other self" - "Looking confident, why it's important" - Nal_ra "Structural Integrity report on pylon model M3X450" - Iefnaij | ||
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Schnake
Germany2819 Posts
On June 07 2010 03:24 N.geNuity wrote: 101 things to do on an airplane flight By Day[9] On the same topic: Dick Tents - How to decorate an airplane restroom with your most precious part | ||
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Scarecrow
Korea (South)9172 Posts
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Apex
United States7227 Posts
"The excitement of underwater basketweaving" - Pacifist | ||
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Shield
Bulgaria4824 Posts
"How to GG every game" - IdrA "Predicting the right winner" - Kim Carrier "Winning while losing" - sAviOr (match-fixing) "Being humble" - Testie "How to make the perfect ladder system" - Blizzard "Silver is better than gold" - Stork | ||
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ShloobeR
Korea (South)3815 Posts
You realise that's actually a compliment whether he meant it or not | ||
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s.a.y
Croatia3840 Posts
On June 07 2010 11:26 redtooth wrote: A Pylon At My Natural? by Klazart a gem | ||
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Lithuania1741 Posts
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Sadistx
Zimbabwe5568 Posts
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flamewheel
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
And the sequel... :3 by flamewheel Lol | ||
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CynanMachae
Canada1459 Posts
What the community REALLY want by Frank Pearce | ||
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7mk
Germany10157 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Chapter 1: MasSs Arbiterrrrsssss | ||
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404.Delirium
United States1190 Posts
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ProoM
Lithuania1741 Posts
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Klive5ive
United Kingdom6056 Posts
How to calmly diffuse a situation - HotBid Sensible pricing for gimmicky products - Steve Jobs Why balance patches are never that big of a deal - TeamLiquid with forward by Artosis Building on what you've learned, why ignoring what you already know is stupid - Blizzard | ||
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thrslimde
Germany57 Posts
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Talia
Germany64 Posts
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
Bear Semen and 99 Other Original Recipes by Day[9] | ||
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iSTime
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On June 07 2010 08:36 FlameSworD wrote: canceling your cc and losing 10k by- idra NO. More like: How to not make D- level mistakes by Idra. | ||
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United States6335 Posts
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United States198 Posts
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CursOr
United States6335 Posts
On June 08 2010 02:52 Hawk wrote: some funny ones, but how do people still not get what they're supposed to do after 17 pages??? That why this thread is funny for like 3 reasons. The good ones, the bad ones, and the people raging about it. What I don't get, is... do these people "get" all of the jokes? Like IdrA would write a short book about Cheese- easy- then to make a ridiculous one like "Why Protoss is Easy" by Artosis... its like... how are you even "getting" the jokes when just go and make up one that would obviously be a very lengthy book? OMG It just Boggles the mind... R1CH knows a lot about networking and codes- so I'll have him write a book abut that... its like... WTF!?!? | ||
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jaybrundage
United States3921 Posts
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Jayme
United States5866 Posts
On June 07 2010 21:30 Klive5ive wrote: The beautiful art of dancing games - Geoff Robinson How to calmly diffuse a situation - HotBid Sensible pricing for gimmicky products - Steve Jobs Why balance patches are never that big of a deal - TeamLiquid with forward by Artosis Building on what you've learned, why ignoring what you already know is stupid - Blizzard Oh I like yours, especially the last one. | ||
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Slakter
Sweden1947 Posts
The pun is that the book would be empty! | ||
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iloahz
United States964 Posts
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Silvanel
Poland4733 Posts
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CowGoMoo
United States428 Posts
Longevity - CowGoMoo | ||
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trackd00r
Chile284 Posts
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Failsafe
United States1298 Posts
or how i gave up good games and came to love money -Activision Blizzard also 40 things to do with 10 seconds -The Server is Shutting Down | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
Sarcasm- Romanians | ||
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Norway28 Posts
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Failsafe
United States1298 Posts
On June 08 2010 03:59 HeavOnEarth wrote: Artificial Intelligence- Dragoon rofl Overcoming Your Anger: The Reality of Exploding -Scarab | ||
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Norway28 Posts
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7mk
Germany10157 Posts
On June 08 2010 03:59 HeavOnEarth wrote: Sarcasm- Romanians That book should be by Romanian from Romania | ||
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Curu
Canada2817 Posts
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triangle
United States3803 Posts
An ode to Scarab AI -Much Using dragoon range effectively in PvP - Stork | ||
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Failsafe
United States1298 Posts
On the Appeal of Sundry Humor -TL.net | ||
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RoTaNiMoD
United States558 Posts
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Hidden_MotiveS
Canada2562 Posts
Leaving games with class by Idra meh it has two pages or so back. Sane as me by Lim Yo Hwan | ||
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jodogohoo
Canada2533 Posts
XD | ||
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States44917 Posts
On June 08 2010 04:08 Curu wrote: It honestly astounds me how many people STILL don't get the point of the joke in this thread. There's like at least 2 on every page that just fail hard and had the joke completely fly over their heads. It's fucking ridiculous -.-' To everyone: The book titles are NOT supposed to be about something the author does all the time. The book titles are supposed to be IRONIC (once you look at *who wrote it*) because the author would NEVER do the things the book would talk about. HENCE it would be one of the "Shortest books ever written." ::facepalm:: For example, it should be How to respect your opponents by FireBatHero, not How to be a douche when you win, because he's known for having bad manners, and so the former book would be very brief. Similarly, you should put something like How to win a gold medal by Yellow (because he never did, hence his nickname the King of Silver), and not How to be a handsome nerd by Artosis and Tasteless (because that's actually a nickname/site they both have). Please follow directions, people. | ||
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7mk
Germany10157 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + On June 08 2010 05:31 DarkPlasmaBall wrote: It's fucking ridiculous -.-' To everyone: The book titles are NOT supposed to be about something the author does all the time. The book titles are supposed to be IRONIC (once you look at *who wrote it*) because the author would NEVER do the things the book would talk about. HENCE it would be one of the "Shortest books ever written." ::facepalm:: For example, it should be How to respect your opponents by FireBatHero, not How to be a douche when you win, because he's known for having bad manners, and so the former book would be very brief. Similarly, you should put something like How to win a gold medal by Yellow (because he never did, hence his nickname the King of Silver), and not How to be a handsome nerd by Artosis and Tasteless (because that's actually a nickname/site they both have). Please follow directions, people. Honestly, posts like yours ruin this thread way more than bad attempts at being funny do. If you dont like it just scan through it, it's always very easy to see if you like the stuff someone posts or not. Incontrol's already written an example which was hilarious even though it was exactly what the guy was always talking about anyways (chibi).I dont care that the op title is "shortest book", as long as what is posted is funny. So please, relax, stop ruining the good atmosphere of this thread with constant whining, ignore the unfunny ones and have a good time | ||
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funnybananaman
United States830 Posts
How to sound like a manly man - Storrzerg | ||
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dhe95
United States1213 Posts
Computers 101 - Veg http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=33498 for more info | ||
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Go0g3n
Russian Federation410 Posts
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3clipse
Canada2555 Posts
Business Ethics - Bernie Madoff Staying Together: The Joys of Fostering a Lasting Marriage - Larry King | ||
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United States3668 Posts
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Bibbit
Canada5377 Posts
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Keniji
Netherlands2569 Posts
also known as How to make your opponents insecure by not respecting them in interviews | ||
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bITt.mAN
Switzerland3693 Posts
"When I became a Progamer" -HyunJun | ||
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States44917 Posts
My bad hair day by Bisu Trouble with the ladies by Reach + Show Spoiler + On June 08 2010 06:14 Go0g3n wrote: "Easygoing" - by DarkPlasmaBall Very funny My re-explaining the rules of the game to everyone, because half the people didn't understand them, certainly makes me uptight | ||
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ghrur
United States3786 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + <3 Kwark. Getting Beat Up by Incontrol | ||
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CursOr
United States6335 Posts
Funnier by Posters Missing the Point Funniest by Rage Posting + Show Spoiler + Funnier than Funniest by Raging over Raging ...its like fuckin MetaRage | ||
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KorvspaD
Sweden468 Posts
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Rainmaker5
United States1027 Posts
Dealing with mediocrity- Jaedong | ||
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arb
Noobville17921 Posts
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brain_
United States812 Posts
On June 07 2010 02:32 Crais wrote: Haha awesome. "Find your inner Calm" by Orb ROFL. | ||
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States44917 Posts
On June 08 2010 06:46 cursor wrote: Funny by Most Posters Aw, I thought most of them have been pretty decent so far :-/ | ||
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dhe95
United States1213 Posts
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Canada1484 Posts
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7mk
Germany10157 Posts
On June 08 2010 06:38 bITt.mAN wrote: "How to plan your time wisely so as to not miss important events" - BBQ Toss I think that one was co-written by Naugrim On June 08 2010 08:21 Chronopolis wrote: Minesweeper for Dummies - ggaemo and that one by kwanro | ||
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Kenpachi
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United States101 Posts
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ProoM
Lithuania1741 Posts
On June 08 2010 08:21 Chronopolis wrote: Minesweeper for Dummies - ggaemo OHHH this is pure genius!!! =D | ||
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Kim_Hyun_Han
706 Posts
"On the Fourfold Randomic Root of the Random Principle of Sufficient Randomic Reason, or How To be Random" Both by Kim_Hyun_Han | ||
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endGame
United States394 Posts
On June 07 2010 12:13 Alphonsse wrote: Advanced recall techniques - Jaehoon Haha. I was thinking something along the lines of: Probe Recall: A Players Guide to Pristine Execution and Preparation - Jaehoon Also, Destroying Worker Transfers with Zealots for Dummies - Jaehoon Edit: I also just noticed that most of these don't fit the description in the title of "...by tl members" :/ | ||
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SubtleArt
2710 Posts
For the love of the game - Savior Threads I locked for good reason - Kennigit [u]How to stop procrastinating and deliver in a timely manner[u] - TL subs team / nevake | ||
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Kazius
Israel1456 Posts
ggaemo difuses mines very well. Actually, far too well for his own units' health. | ||
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Boundz(DarKo)
5311 Posts
I'm All-in - sAviOr | ||
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United States2656 Posts
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Norway324 Posts
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United States10 Posts
On June 08 2010 21:28 Trezeguet23 wrote: How to last long in bed - Trezeguet23 You do realize that shortest book ever implies the opposite of what is written right? | ||
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One Page Memory
Bulgaria2145 Posts
Need basic help with photoshop - a blog by Muhvelli | ||
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Kuzmorgo
Hungary1058 Posts
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QuanticHawk
United States32082 Posts
On June 08 2010 21:26 Trezeguet23 wrote: How to resist pedophilia DoctorHelvetica lol On June 08 2010 21:10 SubtleArt wrote: Threads I locked for good reason - Kennigit damn son, DAMN Proper Guest Etiquette by Mr. CharlieMurphy | ||
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Pholon
Netherlands6142 Posts
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Roffles
Pitcairn19291 Posts
On June 08 2010 21:28 Trezeguet23 wrote: How to last long in bed - Trezeguet23 Fucking rofl. | ||
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rushz0rz
Canada5300 Posts
On June 08 2010 21:10 SubtleArt wrote: Knowing when to retire - Savior For the love of money - Savior Threads I locked for good reason - Kennigit [u]How to stop procrastinating and deliver in a timely manner[u] - TL subs team / nevake fixed. User was warned for this post | ||
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d_so
Korea (South)3262 Posts
Egos > Waffle, or how to be resolute in your support for whichever Esports entity you believe in - TL forumers | ||
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iSTime
1579 Posts
You're an idiot. | ||
Spazer
Canada8031 Posts
How to look good to the opposite sex on TV by incontrol + Show Spoiler + I die a little inside every time I see one about savior. | ||
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Chef
10810 Posts
edit: ah fuck, just did a search on the thread. Oh well. How about: .... uhhh How to win PvZ - JulyZerg | ||
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DreaM)XeRO
Korea (South)4667 Posts
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rockon1215
United States612 Posts
Never lag again - Livestream Reducing unnecessary syllables - MBC game/OGN commentary staff Finals never disappoint MBC Game | ||
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Trezeguet
United States2656 Posts
Seriously dude? | ||
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Roflhaxx
Korea (South)1244 Posts
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dhe95
United States1213 Posts
On June 09 2010 09:42 Roflhaxx wrote: How to turn on a computer - go.go More like Perfect Computer Guide - Nal_Ra | ||
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arb
Noobville17921 Posts
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Nal_rAwr
United States2611 Posts
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Jibba
United States22883 Posts
Wait... that might actually work. | ||
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Ideas
United States8136 Posts
The Importance of Thesis Statements - DoctorHelvetica | ||
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Nal_rAwr
United States2611 Posts
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Salv
Canada3083 Posts
On June 09 2010 10:42 Jibba wrote: Mani & Me: A Love Story - Stimey Wait... that might actually work. Yeah, that might actually be a long book haha. | ||
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rockon1215
United States612 Posts
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Nal_rAwr
United States2611 Posts
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Antiochus
Canada548 Posts
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Nal_rAwr
United States2611 Posts
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opsayo
591 Posts
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HeadhunteR
Argentina1258 Posts
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HeadhunteR
Argentina1258 Posts
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CursOr
United States6335 Posts
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Taekwon
United States8155 Posts
Getting Out of the Slump and Destroying Everyone in my Way by Bisu | ||
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arb
Noobville17921 Posts
On June 09 2010 14:00 HeadhunteR wrote: How to win a Pvt vs Sea by Kal im mad he lost but he did blunder that.. he had an advantage.. ....spoilers ???/ ??????????? How to win with an advantage - arb How to win PvP 4gate vs 2gate - arb how not to lose 8-1 in a grudge match - arb | ||
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Iankill
Canada109 Posts
From my heart to yours by much | ||
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love1another
United States1844 Posts
On June 09 2010 10:05 Nal_rAwr wrote: How to be a Bonjwa by NonY Ur doing it wrong. Nony IS bonjwa. | ||
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Nal_rAwr
United States2611 Posts
not all of them have to be sarcastic | ||
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snotboogie
Australia3550 Posts
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s.a.y
Croatia3840 Posts
On June 09 2010 14:29 Nal_rAwr wrote: =O not all of them have to be sarcastic yes they have. that's the point of the thread. | ||
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Steelflight-Rx
United States1389 Posts
Playing By The Rules: Using Conventional Methods to Get Ahead - The Little One Playing By The Rules: Using Conventional Methods to Get Ahead - Savior | ||
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Shinjikun
Hungary55 Posts
Me, modern Jesus in these corrupt times by sAviOr (QQ)Fixing your computer in 5 minutes by Nal_rA (also a great line for a computer service ad)Our true virtue: perseverance by TL Fansub Team Starcraft 2: the reasons why I'll never play this *!@#$ game again! by djWHEAT Looking at life's challenges with mature thinking by Hyungjun | ||
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Shinjikun
Hungary55 Posts
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Olorin.SVK
Slovakia136 Posts
"Architecture of a heart" - Much | ||
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EquilasH
Denmark2142 Posts
On June 07 2010 03 24 Kenpachi wrote: becoming the meme - tdot Lol, nice one | ||
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scrdmnttr
United States96 Posts
Proof that Winning in Sc1 Means Winning in Sc2 by Nony How to Pleasure Your Man by my wife How Not to Ruin Everyone's Good Time at the Ball Game by Acting Like a Bunch of Freaks by Christians Effective Use of Your Time Now that School is Out for the Summer by me Leading the Modern Civil Rights Movement by Arizona The Art of Quality Battle Reports by Bliz | ||
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Shinjikun
Hungary55 Posts
On June 09 2010 19:29 scrdmnttr wrote: How to Pleasure Your Man by my wife Awwwwwwww... that's sad. | ||
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Nal_rAwr
United States2611 Posts
are you going to tell the other dozens of people this too? it couldn't've possibly taken you 22 pages to figure out only like 2/3 or less are sarcastic | ||
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Neobick
Sweden208 Posts
But well, its all good. Arbiters in PvT - Nal-Rock | ||
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matthewfoulkes
United Kingdom246 Posts
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Reason
United Kingdom2770 Posts
On June 09 2010 21:28 Nal_rAwr wrote: are you going to tell the other dozens of people this too? it couldn't've possibly taken you 22 pages to figure out only like 2/3 or less are sarcastic Numerous people have had it explained to them but others just keep posting anyway. Just because other people are doing it wrong doesn't mean it's ok for you to do it wrong too. I guess it doesn't really matter but in a way... it kinda does. The reason its a "Shortest book" ever written by a TL member is because they don't have much to say on the subject. It's not "BM" By Idra, because he could write an entire encyclopedia, rather it's "GM" for Idra, because he knows nothing on the subject, thus it would be the "Shortest book" ever written by a TL member. Do you understand the premise of the thread now? THEY HAVE TO BE SARCASTIC | ||
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gillon
Sweden1578 Posts
On June 07 2010 03:35 fanta[Rn] wrote: Working out - Julyzerg Haha, oh wow. | ||
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Pawsom
United States928 Posts
On June 09 2010 19:29 scrdmnttr wrote: Proof that Winning in Sc1 Means Winning in Sc2 by Nony Hey thats a good one thats not so sarcastic | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
EDIT: Oh... they're the shortest books ever read... In that case: Being Polite on the Internet by SentineL-EX | ||
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iSTime
1579 Posts
On June 09 2010 21:52 Reason wrote: Numerous people have had it explained to them but others just keep posting anyway. Just because other people are doing it wrong doesn't mean it's ok for you to do it wrong too. I guess it doesn't really matter but in a way... it kinda does. The reason its a "Shortest book" ever written by a TL member is because they don't have much to say on the subject. It's not "BM" By Idra, because he could write an entire encyclopedia, rather it's "GM" for Idra, because he knows nothing on the subject, thus it would be the "Shortest book" ever written by a TL member. Do you understand the premise of the thread now? THEY HAVE TO BE SARCASTIC This. Please for the love of god. Some funny ones from Whose Line: British Dentistry Drew Carey's Acting Tips (Obviously meant as a light-hearted mockery, for those who can't understand this game) | ||
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Bibdy
United States3481 Posts
Subtlety - The Art of Stealth - Thor Successful Project Management Techniques - BP's CEO | ||
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rushz0rz
Canada5300 Posts
I knew I'd piss off butt-hurt Savior fans with that. Mission success. | ||
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DiceToss
Croatia62 Posts
On June 08 2010 21:28 Trezeguet23 wrote: How to last long in bed - Trezeguet23 I would like to take this post as an example that those who got the idea of the thread wrong can still make it hilarious for others to read it :D | ||
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MER
Bulgaria125 Posts
On June 10 2010 01:54 rushz0rz wrote: I knew I'd piss off butt-hurt Savior fans with that. Mission success. My family tree: No Romanian Blood by rushz0rz | ||
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MrMoose
Canada176 Posts
Be Succinct: Why Brevity is Important when Conveying Ideas - Day[9] | ||
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Trezeguet
United States2656 Posts
On June 10 2010 02:17 DiceToss wrote: I would like to take this post as an example that those who got the idea of the thread wrong can still make it hilarious for others to read it :D I got it, it was a joke about me ejaculating prematurely. I am one of those that is getting upset that people don't understand how to do this whole short book thing right. | ||
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Trezeguet
United States2656 Posts
On June 10 2010 01:54 rushz0rz wrote: I knew I'd piss off butt-hurt Savior fans with that. Mission success. yeah, you still don't get how this thread works. We tried to help you out.... | ||
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-orb-
United States5770 Posts
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iSTime
1579 Posts
On June 10 2010 10:10 Trezeguet23 wrote: yeah, you still don't get how this thread works. We tried to help you out.... This is seriously hilarious. Rofl at being butthurt. | ||
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iSTime
1579 Posts
On June 10 2010 10:08 Trezeguet23 wrote: I got it, it was a joke about me ejaculating prematurely. I am one of those that is getting upset that people don't understand how to do this whole short book thing right. He's just too dense to realize that you're taking a jab at yourself. This thread saddens me so much. | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i558.photobucket.com/albums/ss26/SentineL-EX/myfordummiesbook.png) | ||
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-orb-
United States5770 Posts
How to improve your play from losses instead of blaming imbalance - orb | ||
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Pokebunny
United States10654 Posts
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Monst3r
119 Posts
On June 10 2010 10:23 -orb- wrote: How to not have a penis - Zia LOL | ||
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Monst3r
119 Posts
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-Desu-
Turkey173 Posts
2nd of series : How to listen to your community to establish solid e-sports 3rd of series : Money isn't everything All written by Blizzard | ||
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Ndugu
United States1078 Posts
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StorrZerg
United States13919 Posts
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-orb-
United States5770 Posts
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-Desu-
Turkey173 Posts
On June 10 2010 13:30 Ndugu wrote: The One True Way to Pronounce Zealot-- HDStarcraft Zergling also | ||
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Rodiel
France573 Posts
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v3chr0
United States856 Posts
On June 10 2010 13:40 Rodiel wrote: nice thread, ive try to clic on a lot of your book lol ^^ Don't be fooled by underlined text -by Rodiel Welcome to the party, lol :D | ||
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DragonDefonce
United States790 Posts
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StorrZerg
United States13919 Posts
On June 10 2010 13:38 -orb- wrote: How to not troll - HotBid best one yet | ||
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MageKirby
United States535 Posts
Time Is On My Side - Kwanro How I Diligently Practiced for WCG 2009 - Stork A Guide to Diversifying Your Zerg Army - Shine 5 Effective Methods to Help Recover from a Slump - FireBatHero | ||
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FiBsTeR
United States415 Posts
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teedahtkraizee
3 Posts
On June 07 2010 08:37 dhe95 wrote: How to give up - tdot LMAO just because I don't actually say, "AHAHAHAHAHAHA IM TDOTKRAYZ HAHAHAHA" at the end of all my trolls doesn't mean I've given up. I just means that I've gone back to my roots, you know, toned things down a bit and learned to appreciate the more subtle aspects of trolling as opposed to the high velocity trolls of the past. | ||
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ejac
United States1195 Posts
Double Upgrades by Combat-ex, edited by day9 | ||
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
Manners: How to be Humble to Your Opponent by Firebathero I am Contented With StarCraft II by Prometheus4096 | ||
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Cr4zyH0r5e
Peru1308 Posts
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Trezeguet
United States2656 Posts
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Neobick
Sweden208 Posts
On June 10 2010 21:57 Beyonder wrote: I feel this thread is over its due date, so I'm gonna move it back to blogs I am just happy I got a blog promoted to the general forum, even if it was for a little while, and I just ripped the idea from another forum. Agreed, its quite overdue. | ||
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
On June 11 2010 07:09 Neobick wrote: I am just happy I got a blog promoted to the general forum, even if it was for a little while, and I just ripped the idea from another forum. Agreed, its quite overdue. | ||
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[NyC]HoBbes
United States803 Posts
How to keep a low post count by flamewheel, with an introduction by konadora A guide to creating chat rooms by Dustin Browder | ||
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Reason
United Kingdom2770 Posts
On June 10 2010 21:41 teedahtkraizee wrote: LMAO just because I don't actually say, "AHAHAHAHAHAHA IM TDOTKRAYZ HAHAHAHA" at the end of all my trolls doesn't mean I've given up. I just means that I've gone back to my roots, you know, toned things down a bit and learned to appreciate the more subtle aspects of trolling as opposed to the high velocity trolls of the past. Lol wow... I don't really know who tdot is, but I know he's semi famous and I know he has failed to understand a simple thread IT MEANS YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN UP YOU STUBBORN, STUPID BASTARD!!! | ||
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meteorskunk
Canada546 Posts
My Fountain of Youth - much aka uncle toss | ||
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pikaaarrr :3
United States593 Posts
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Bibbit
Canada5377 Posts
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Kuzmorgo
Hungary1058 Posts
Just cruel... :D | ||
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gdroxor
United States639 Posts
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Masamune
Canada3401 Posts
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Masamune
Canada3401 Posts
<3 you Joyce, I'm kidding I'm an asshole  | ||
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Hyde
Australia14568 Posts
I was about to say that was kind of mean lol | ||
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Masamune
Canada3401 Posts
It just popped into my head when I saw her latest blog appear. | ||
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XiaoJoyce-
China2908 Posts
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Ciryandor
United States3735 Posts
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Sadistx
Zimbabwe5568 Posts
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konadora
Singapore66355 Posts
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Cedstick
Canada3336 Posts
Legitimate Strategies: Protoss Edition, by KawaiiRice | ||
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saltywet
Hong Kong1316 Posts
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Z3kk
4099 Posts
On July 06 2010 21:14 konadora wrote: lol why am i related to everything lolis and spam :< That's what I've always wondered...the very first time I was on TeamLiquid, I entered your stream because your name reminded me of Lucky Stars (<__________< I had no idea how TL worked at that time) and I was met by waves of loli references in the chat. Contribution: How to Keep Your E-Pine in Your Pants by SoManyDeadLings | ||
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Pandain
United States12989 Posts
Girls by jjun212 Searching by Users with less than 300 posts. | ||
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XiaoJoyce-
China2908 Posts
Perfect Protoss by PerfectMan Life of a Perfect Man by PefectMan What is Perfect? by PerfectMan Perfect Story by PerfectMan Road to Perfection by PerfectMan I am the Perfect Example by PerfectMan | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
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Ciryandor
United States3735 Posts
On July 08 2010 00:24 XiaoJoyce- wrote: Being Perfect by PerfectMan Perfect Protoss by PerfectMan Life of a Perfect Man by PefectMan What is Perfect? by PerfectMan Perfect Story by PerfectMan Road to Perfection by PerfectMan I am the Perfect Example by PerfectMan Foreword by Tossgirl? | ||
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FraCuS
United States1072 Posts
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
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[NyC]HoBbes
United States803 Posts
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SubtleArt
2710 Posts
How to not overuse the work flanking - Every person talking about starcraft strategy ever | ||
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Zergneedsfood
United States10671 Posts
What Timing Pushes Really Are by HDStarcraft | ||
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jalstar
United States8198 Posts
How to be concise by Day[9] Respecting the talents of progamers not named Flash, Jaedong, Bisu, or Stork by 99% of teamliquid Realizing that Boxer, Nada, Reach, Nal_rA, Yellow, and July suck now by 99% of teamliquid. | ||
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LSB
United States5171 Posts
Building Phoenixes instead of Voidrays- White-Ra | ||
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HeadhunteR
Argentina1258 Posts
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Bobdowle
United States53 Posts
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Trezeguet
United States2656 Posts
On July 08 2010 05:30 FraCuS wrote: How to lose your reputation in 10 days- DreaM)XeRO how is that a short book? | ||
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jon arbuckle
Canada443 Posts
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Z3kk
4099 Posts
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SubtleArt
2710 Posts
Taking Losses in Good Stride - Idra Modesty - Combat Ex | ||
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Siretu
151 Posts
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DrTJEckleburg
United States1080 Posts
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Exteray
United States1094 Posts
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shieldbreak
United States406 Posts
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Sabu113
United States11070 Posts
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QuickStriker
United States3694 Posts
10 pages... a page per day... duh | ||
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arb
Noobville17921 Posts
>_> | ||
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Divinek
Canada4045 Posts
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Cedstick
Canada3336 Posts
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