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RE: teamliquid sucks - Page 7

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jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
June 03 2010 18:31 GMT
#121
On June 02 2010 06:21 dropzone420 wrote:
LOL I love how you guys wasted your time and made your selves sound so dumb on my behalf, but its understandable why you would erase my name and block my account.. i would do the same to someone who would rock me on SC2 aswell.. shit, I'll gladly put my money were my mouth is.
just look at this footage

http://www.youtube.com/dropzonekill#p/u/0/IbkLaGATfmY

team liquid ain't shit
let the games begin!!

User was banned for this post.


If you're willing to bet, say, $22500 that you could beat one of the players that gets invited to the teamliquid invitationals...

DROPZONE TSL 3 anyone?
KawaiiRice
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2914 Posts
June 03 2010 21:58 GMT
#122
On June 04 2010 03:31 jalstar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 02 2010 06:21 dropzone420 wrote:
LOL I love how you guys wasted your time and made your selves sound so dumb on my behalf, but its understandable why you would erase my name and block my account.. i would do the same to someone who would rock me on SC2 aswell.. shit, I'll gladly put my money were my mouth is.
just look at this footage

http://www.youtube.com/dropzonekill#p/u/0/IbkLaGATfmY

team liquid ain't shit
let the games begin!!

User was banned for this post.


If you're willing to bet, say, $22500 that you could beat one of the players that gets invited to the teamliquid invitationals...

DROPZONE TSL 3 anyone?


I think we'd have to invite specifically noname copper players in order for him to sponsor it.
@KawaiiRiceLighT
Purind
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Canada3562 Posts
June 21 2010 01:16 GMT
#123
I know there's trouble
Understanding his blog post
So I transcribed it

This is in haiku
I do not have audio
Of what is written

Teamliquid Sucks
by Dropzone
Tranlated by purind

Teamliquid sucks bad
"Why's that?" you may ask yourself
I will tell you why

First point I will note
Their tourney hosts are bi-est
Always the same peeps

And second of all
Most of this site's foreigners
What the hell is that?

All that they will do
Is host tourneys in Europe
How on Earth's this fair?

n for the US
For you to get the hell in
You must be favoured

This is retarded
whitera n the little one
We know they suck ass

It just seems as though
They're the best cuz all they do
Is play each other

(this next sentence I could not decipher)

Why would I observe?
when the players are the same
Gimme a damn break

For those that agree
Please speak up against all this
I challenge you all

Tourney favoured bitch (?)
I will beat you with banelings
I'll be number one

I'd do it with ease
n throw the winning money (?)
In your broken face (?)

And someone out there
If you're hosting a tourney
Please, do let me know

I'm in Canada
So I guess US server
I ain't favoured bitch (?)

But I'm really good
So if you don't believe me
Come try me yourself

My Starcraft 2 name
Play me, WaaWaaImSoMad
User was banned here
Trucy Wright is hot
SilentCrono
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1420 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-21 01:34:21
June 21 2010 01:33 GMT
#124
On June 21 2010 10:16 Purind wrote:
I know there's trouble
Understanding his blog post
So I transcribed it

This is in haiku
I do not have audio
Of what is written

Teamliquid Sucks
by Dropzone
Tranlated by purind

Teamliquid sucks bad
"Why's that?" you may ask yourself
I will tell you why

First point I will note
Their tourney hosts are bi-est
Always the same peeps

And second of all
Most of this site's foreigners
What the hell is that?

All that they will do
Is host tourneys in Europe
How on Earth's this fair?

n for the US
For you to get the hell in
You must be favoured

This is retarded
whitera n the little one
We know they suck ass

It just seems as though
They're the best cuz all they do
Is play each other

(this next sentence I could not decipher)

Why would I observe?
when the players are the same
Gimme a damn break

For those that agree
Please speak up against all this
I challenge you all

Tourney favoured bitch (?)
I will beat you with banelings
I'll be number one

I'd do it with ease
n throw the winning money (?)
In your broken face (?)

And someone out there
If you're hosting a tourney
Please, do let me know

I'm in Canada
So I guess US server
I ain't favoured bitch (?)

But I'm really good
So if you don't believe me
Come try me yourself

My Starcraft 2 name
Play me, WaaWaaImSoMad
User was banned here


yes, haiku is the greatest kind of poem ever.

the "bi-est" thing made me LOL
♞ Your soul will forever be lost in the void of a horse. ♞
CtrlF4GG
Profile Joined June 2010
United States4 Posts
June 21 2010 01:46 GMT
#125
So he only wants tourneys with Canadians?

Canada I forgive u for Justin Bieber because you kept this guy.......
oo_xerox
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States852 Posts
July 14 2010 23:00 GMT
#126
omg i missed this? why is people so mean........why...
T______________________T
I could get a more coherent article by gluing a Sharpie to a dog's cook and letting it hump the page.
shieldbreak
Profile Joined February 2010
United States406 Posts
July 14 2010 23:09 GMT
#127
...This made my day.
Many a sleepless nights were spent doing absolutely nothing.
zergnewb
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States816 Posts
July 14 2010 23:41 GMT
#128
Wow this was just great! So hilarious and that guy was obviously just playing newbies.
Welcome to the Durst-Zone
TurboDreams
Profile Joined April 2009
United States427 Posts
July 15 2010 00:41 GMT
#129
LOL this is awesome!
Music is the medicine of the mind || Kill a Zergling and a hundred more will take its place.
Kingsp4de20
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States716 Posts
July 15 2010 01:03 GMT
#130
LOL, he shows now mercy for the english language...
Wik
Profile Joined July 2010
United States125 Posts
July 15 2010 01:19 GMT
#131
That dude could probably 1v2 Flash and Jaedong easily. Then again Koreans wouldn't invite him because they're bi-est.
Homo for Lomo
Sabu113
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States11068 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-15 02:09:57
July 15 2010 02:09 GMT
#132
"Boogles my mind."

The 4th Link is the best. "You don't know how to read shit" "I ...therefore...therefore go to beverfaggotasssucksTLgetinrankingsystemlol."

So much anger in this one.


DROPzone TSL Ftw.
Biomine is a drunken chick who is on industrial strength amphetamines and would just grab your dick and jerk it as hard and violently as she could while screaming 'OMG FUCK ME', because she saw it in a Sasha Grey video ...-Wombat_Ni
wurm
Profile Joined October 2007
Philippines2296 Posts
July 15 2010 02:17 GMT
#133
On May 31 2010 14:59 Manifesto7 wrote:
And then he only gets to play Chill.


Was reading through topic when i saw this, dunno if it was meant to be funny or not. but i lol'd hard.
I know where my towel is.
rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5460 Posts
September 13 2011 23:44 GMT
#134
speaking of bumps
[formerly sponsored by the artist formerly known as Gene]
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
September 14 2011 02:34 GMT
#135
On September 14 2011 08:44 redtooth wrote:
speaking of bumps

But Intrigue's whole thing was showing the newer people, this thing is post sc2 (and I suspect that Dropzone character was part of the Sc2 influx).

Anyways, ignoring that, this was certainly pretty funny! And I'm sure quite a few people missed it. =)

Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
September 14 2011 03:28 GMT
#136
That was funny but I still remember it.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Bill Murray
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States9292 Posts
November 05 2011 04:17 GMT
#137
"(this next sentence I could not decipher)"
-LOL
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