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GarlicPepper, A hero of sorts,
Got out of bed, Not wearing shorts,
And as he sat down,
With a sigh and a frown,
He noticed his inbox, and thought he might drown,
He did not need a bigger penis, or a dressing gown,
And what was he to do with a birthday clown?
After conquering mountains of spam,
His eyes closed in on an e-mail from Blizzard, surely a scam!
"What? Another key? For little old me? Damn!"
After due consideration,
And a drink or seven,
He decided on a give-away contest,
To launch another Teamliquid member into heaven.
After reading all of the poems,
And thinking hard,
He decided to give it,
To this lonely old bard.
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GarlicPepper where art thou?
Oh....GarlicPepper....where...art...thou?
GarlicPepper....Garlic..Pepper.......Garlic.....Pepper.
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GarlicPepper wouldnt that just be awesome?!
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yo, yo, it's G to the arlicPepper,
stayin' fresh to be cookin' proper.
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FUCK YES trozz going LIMERICKS now
edit: wait...
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Stopping by GarlicPepper's Woods on a Snowy Evening
by Smills
Whose woods these are I think I know.
GarlicPepper's house is in the village, though;
GarlicPepper will not see me stopping here
To watch GarlicPepper's woods fill up with snow.
My little GarlicPepper must think it queer
To stop without a GarlicPepper near
Between the woods and frozen lake.
The darkest evening of the year.
GarlicPepper.
GarlicPepper gives GarlicPepper's harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep. With GarlicPepper.
Copyright Smills 1922 - 2010
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GarlicPepper has a big cock
GarlicPepper boy do you rock
I touch myself and I think of you
Just before my thing goes pew pew
GarlicPepper you are my hero
GarlicPepper you're second to zero
We all worship you, you sexy beast
Have my chances of getting your key increased?
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GarlicPepper
You da awesome
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Peoms are gay
Writing them's worse
you asked for this shit
here's the next verse
You wanted a peom
You homo gay fag
or maybe a woman?
atleast one in drag
A contest for beta
that everyone wants
forums fill up with
rythemic debutants
Garlic and pepper
what a gay name
but for the reward
let me give you my aim
Its time to kiss ass
shove my nose in the brown
this shit better work
cause I aint no clown
Just this once
and once only, I swear
I'll beg and I'll plead
I'll shave your ball hair
If thats what it takes
I'll do it in style
no homo, I'm straight
so don't ask me to smile
For the name of SC2
I offer to Garlic
if you give me the key
I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK
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Well it doesn't look like anyone else is gonna enter so I thought I should announce the winner now. Congratulations to TheMute! Well done, your poem got me all hot and bothered. Just send me your email and I'll send the key.
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I know what garlicsalt is.
But wtf is garlicpepper?
This perplexes me.
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Got the beta key and installing right now! Thanks a lot GarlicPepper! These contests are the best haha. SC2 Beta here i come!!
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