EPTEdit: I just noticed someone is doing a haiku contest.. Didn't see that lol. I'll still keep this one open, I think it's still funny.
Another beta key contest
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GarlicPepper
United States563 Posts
Edit: I just noticed someone is doing a haiku contest.. Didn't see that lol. I'll still keep this one open, I think it's still funny. | ||
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seRapH
United States9773 Posts
Violets are blue, GarlicPepper's cool. + Show Spoiler + i dont actually want a key, but i'll never miss an opportunity for demonstrating my superior poetry  | ||
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rredtooth
5460 Posts
On May 03 2010 06:44 majesty.k)seRapH wrote: me too i dont want a keyRoses are red, Violets are blue, GarlicPepper's cool. + Show Spoiler + i dont actually want a key, but i'll never miss an opportunity for demonstrating my superior poetry but i'll never miss an opportunity to demonstrate MY superior poetry | ||
micronesia
United States24707 Posts
when someone took all your garlic and pepper It would be easy if produce was free and easily win me a key. | ||
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onewingedmoogle
Canada434 Posts
we seek it thus and take to the sky ripples form on the water's surface the wandering soul knows no rest | ||
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jodogohoo
Canada2533 Posts
I maybe appear. My intentions are pure, so please; have no fear. | ||
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FiRe)
United States98 Posts
)he is the best, no THE BEST in the TL community he gives us a lot of opportunity hopefully he'll give me a key when he does ill be joying with glee garlic pepper made of garlic and pepper those ingredients only make it better boy do i want a beta key if i do ill send him a picture of me so that is the end of my poem now it is time for carpe diem after reading mine it looks so cheesy..lol | ||
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OmasN
United Kingdom170 Posts
Peppers are yellow If you don't give me this key will you atleast teach me the cello? | ||
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Try
United States1293 Posts
To my despair, But Ho! Who is that hydralisk icon over there? Tis' GarlicPepper, the man, he's got jokes, I'm his biggest fan. God I suck at poetry. I'll suck your dick for it. | ||
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Chrispy
Canada5878 Posts
Two less days of a Beta I've yet to play This man, Garlic Pepper is cruel indeed Why not choose tonight, help a nerd in need | ||
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coV
United States31 Posts
violets are pepper i need a key man got any plans? | ||
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Kenpachi
United States9908 Posts
Very Tasty indeed GarlicPepper will give me a beta key Because this is a fabulous poem Please oh please do not give me a key I made this out of sheer boredom. | ||
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bITt.mAN
Switzerland3693 Posts
Ah, GarlicPepper, what a magnanimous chap, giving away BETA KEYS, for all of those who lack. He joined in '06, at 23 years of age, may he live past a hundred, for the honor shown today. As far as I can tell, he A. Has no friends, but I hope that its B. He loves ' TL to the end. 'cause why would a man, with merely five forty-nine posts, offer such a gift, to more than four-thousand hosts? It must be his great ..... Alas, I lack the word. I sadly fail to paint an image worthy of the third place. I am unfit to win. The BETA KEY will not be mine and thus I fail again. This is my fourth [and last] attempt, in such competitions. The temptation to do my work is ignored yet again. I can't keep on wasting my life trying to win a KEY. So won't you 'up and end my life, or finally set me free? The only way I'll be released, only source of harmony, is if you would be so kind, as to give me the BETA KEY. | ||
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Piste
6179 Posts
i need a key garlicpepper | ||
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Levistus
1134 Posts
by their powers combined he's GarlicPepper Beta, Key I want thee. GarlicPepper please give me. | ||
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YPang
United States4024 Posts
I will sleep with your mom on her own couch I'm about to be at the edge of my patience Hand it now before i call my secret agent I'm a gangster, i am not to be messed with Or else i will find your face in the mirror and jizz it I am becoming more sucidial every day Cuz i need a beta key or i might turn gay. Everyone on this thread is kissing your ass I would shoot them all with my 2 gats The police chase me behind my back But im still an O-G and im too fast for dat. | ||
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Frozz
Canada61 Posts
And Pepper, I wish that were me But put them together And you get, forever, A guy out of DragonballZ! | ||
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Sonnet
Ireland39 Posts
Ever as meaningful as a structured thing, So give me some time and we shall see, The elegance behind a sonnet's ring Should you find these verses fail to impress, These various meanderings fall on deaf ears, Then quickly it should fall to me to redress, And say that this is more than it first appears For under it all this poem's a lie, There's a secret that sits close to my heart While with others I competitively vie, Through the medium of my poetic art... For I am damned by the fact you can't see, Already I've secured a beta key | ||
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GarlicPepper
United States563 Posts
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TheMute
United States458 Posts
In the still of the evening Without sunlight to intrude I see the spices in your eyes As the moon sets up the mood Playing music soft and low While garlic fills the air I can't help but feel aroused The very moment you come near You submit to my embrace While candles flick their flame And the smell of sweet pepper Seems to drive my lust insane As I look into your eyes And run my fingers through your hair I taste the bitterness of your neck As I nibble at your ear I then whisper words of love As you answer with a sigh And in a very sexy way Your salty body comes alive You're the bane of my desire As we slowly come undress I then start to mince you down While you welcome my caress With your luscious sexy curves You have a taste I can't resist And your bulbs show some response When I touch them with a kiss As I soak inside your love To a sour love condition Feeling passions start to rise While making love in all positions You give me so much pleasure For GarlicPepper, you are here With you wrapped inside my arms To this spicy love we share Now no one can come close To this love that we inspire For only you can fill this joy As the spice of my desire | ||
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Pellucidity
Netherlands377 Posts
Got out of bed, Not wearing shorts, And as he sat down, With a sigh and a frown, He noticed his inbox, and thought he might drown, He did not need a bigger penis, or a dressing gown, And what was he to do with a birthday clown? After conquering mountains of spam, His eyes closed in on an e-mail from Blizzard, surely a scam! "What? Another key? For little old me? Damn!" After due consideration, And a drink or seven, He decided on a give-away contest, To launch another Teamliquid member into heaven. After reading all of the poems, And thinking hard, He decided to give it, To this lonely old bard. | ||
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Shrine
Australia107 Posts
Oh....GarlicPepper....where...art...thou? GarlicPepper....Garlic..Pepper.......Garlic.....Pepper. | ||
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way2easy
Sweden27 Posts
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prototype.
Canada4214 Posts
stayin' fresh to be cookin' proper. | ||
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Nal_rAwr
United States2611 Posts
edit: wait... | ||
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Smills
Canada20 Posts
by Smills Whose woods these are I think I know. GarlicPepper's house is in the village, though; GarlicPepper will not see me stopping here To watch GarlicPepper's woods fill up with snow. My little GarlicPepper must think it queer To stop without a GarlicPepper near Between the woods and frozen lake. The darkest evening of the year. GarlicPepper. GarlicPepper gives GarlicPepper's harness bells a shake To ask if there is some mistake. The only other sound's the sweep Of easy wind and downy flake. The woods are lovely, dark and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep. With GarlicPepper. Copyright Smills 1922 - 2010 | ||
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micronesia
United States24707 Posts
GarlicPepper boy do you rock I touch myself and I think of you Just before my thing goes pew pew GarlicPepper you are my hero GarlicPepper you're second to zero We all worship you, you sexy beast Have my chances of getting your key increased? | ||
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JonnyWhy
Canada94 Posts
You da awesome | ||
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TitleRug
United States651 Posts
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Zoobidybop
United States1 Post
Writing them's worse you asked for this shit here's the next verse You wanted a peom You homo gay fag or maybe a woman? atleast one in drag A contest for beta that everyone wants forums fill up with rythemic debutants Garlic and pepper what a gay name but for the reward let me give you my aim Its time to kiss ass shove my nose in the brown this shit better work cause I aint no clown Just this once and once only, I swear I'll beg and I'll plead I'll shave your ball hair If thats what it takes I'll do it in style no homo, I'm straight so don't ask me to smile For the name of SC2 I offer to Garlic if you give me the key I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK | ||
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GarlicPepper
United States563 Posts
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Kashll
United States1117 Posts
But wtf is garlicpepper? This perplexes me. | ||
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TheMute
United States458 Posts
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