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GarlicPepper
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States563 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-02 21:42:18
May 02 2010 21:39 GMT
#1
I just got an invite for sc2 beta. Since no one I know well needs one I thought I would have a little contest for it. It's really simple. Just write a poem about me, GarlicPepper. It can be short, long, rhyme, or not rhyme. Be creative. To enter just write reply in this thread with your poem. I'll decide on a winner Tuesday night. Good luck!

Edit: I just noticed someone is doing a haiku contest.. Didn't see that lol. I'll still keep this one open, I think it's still funny.

seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9756 Posts
May 02 2010 21:44 GMT
#2
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
GarlicPepper's cool.

+ Show Spoiler +
i dont actually want a key, but i'll never miss an opportunity for demonstrating my superior poetry
boomer hands
rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5459 Posts
May 02 2010 21:45 GMT
#3
On May 03 2010 06:44 majesty.k)seRapH wrote:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
GarlicPepper's cool.

+ Show Spoiler +
i dont actually want a key, but i'll never miss an opportunity for demonstrating my superior poetry
me too i dont want a key
but i'll never miss an opportunity
to demonstrate MY superior poetry
[formerly sponsored by the artist formerly known as Gene]
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24644 Posts
May 02 2010 21:46 GMT
#4
How do you cook
when someone took
all your garlic and pepper

It would be easy
if produce was free
and easily win me a key.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
onewingedmoogle
Profile Joined June 2009
Canada434 Posts
May 02 2010 21:47 GMT
#5
infinite in mystery is the awesome GarlicPepper
we seek it thus and take to the sky
ripples form on the water's surface
the wandering soul knows no rest
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
May 02 2010 21:47 GMT
#6
However queer,
I maybe appear.
My intentions are pure,
so please; have no fear.
FiRe)
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States98 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-02 21:49:17
May 02 2010 21:48 GMT
#7
Garlicpepper, what a man he is ()
he is the best, no THE BEST in the TL community
he gives us a lot of opportunity
hopefully he'll give me a key
when he does ill be joying with glee
garlic pepper made of garlic and pepper
those ingredients only make it better
boy do i want a beta key
if i do ill send him a picture of me
so that is the end of my poem
now it is time for carpe diem

after reading mine it looks so cheesy..lol
Flame On!
OmasN
Profile Joined April 2010
United Kingdom170 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-02 21:50:02
May 02 2010 21:48 GMT
#8
Garlic is green
Peppers are yellow
If you don't give me this key will you atleast teach me the cello?

New to SC.
Try
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1293 Posts
May 02 2010 21:51 GMT
#9
I have no key,
To my despair,
But Ho!
Who is that hydralisk icon over there?

Tis' GarlicPepper, the man,
he's got jokes,
I'm his biggest fan.
God I suck at poetry.
I'll suck your dick for it.
Chrispy
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada5878 Posts
May 02 2010 21:51 GMT
#10
Tuesday night, why that's two nights away
Two less days of a Beta I've yet to play
This man, Garlic Pepper is cruel indeed
Why not choose tonight, help a nerd in need
Retvrn to Forvms
coV
Profile Joined January 2010
United States31 Posts
May 02 2010 21:52 GMT
#11
roses are garlic
violets are pepper
i need a key man
got any plans?

Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
May 02 2010 21:55 GMT
#12
GarlicPepper is Tasty
Very Tasty indeed
GarlicPepper will give me a beta key
Because this is a fabulous poem
Please oh please do not give me a key
I made this out of sheer boredom.
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
bITt.mAN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Switzerland3693 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-03 00:09:43
May 02 2010 22:03 GMT
#13
To be read aloud :

Ah, GarlicPepper,
what a magnanimous chap,
giving away BETA KEYS,
for all of those who lack.

He joined in '06,
at 23 years of age,
may he live past a hundred,
for the honor shown today.

As far as I can tell,
he A. Has no friends,
but I hope that its B.
He loves ' TL to the end.

'cause why would a man,
with merely five forty-nine posts,
offer such a gift,
to more than four-thousand hosts?


It must be his great .....
Alas, I lack the word.
I sadly fail to paint an image
worthy of the third

place. I am unfit to win.
The BETA KEY will not be mine
and thus I fail again.

This is my fourth [and last] attempt,
in such competitions.
The temptation to do my work
is ignored yet again.

I can't keep on wasting my life
trying to win a KEY.
So won't you 'up and end my life,
or finally set me free?

The only way I'll be released,
only source of harmony,
is if you would be so kind,
as to give me the BETA KEY.
BW4LYF . . . . . . PM me, I LOVE PMs. . . . . . Long live "NaDa's Body" . . . . . . Fantasy | Bisu/Best | Jaedong . . . . .
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6174 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-02 22:06:46
May 02 2010 22:05 GMT
#14
garlicpepper is carlicpepper
i need a key
garlicpepper
Levistus
Profile Joined December 2009
1134 Posts
May 02 2010 22:08 GMT
#15
Garlic, Pepper
by their powers combined
he's GarlicPepper
Beta, Key
I want thee.
GarlicPepper please give me.
hey man just curious
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-02 22:10:38
May 02 2010 22:09 GMT
#16
You better give me a beta key or else
I will sleep with your mom on her own couch
I'm about to be at the edge of my patience
Hand it now before i call my secret agent

I'm a gangster, i am not to be messed with
Or else i will find your face in the mirror and jizz it
I am becoming more sucidial every day
Cuz i need a beta key or i might turn gay.

Everyone on this thread is kissing your ass
I would shoot them all with my 2 gats
The police chase me behind my back
But im still an O-G and im too fast for dat.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Frozz
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada61 Posts
May 02 2010 22:12 GMT
#17
Garlic's as cool as can be
And Pepper, I wish that were me
But put them together
And you get, forever,
A guy out of DragonballZ!
The above was a Limerick
Sonnet
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Ireland39 Posts
May 02 2010 22:18 GMT
#18
I find that a simple poem could never be,
Ever as meaningful as a structured thing,
So give me some time and we shall see,
The elegance behind a sonnet's ring

Should you find these verses fail to impress,
These various meanderings fall on deaf ears,
Then quickly it should fall to me to redress,
And say that this is more than it first appears

For under it all this poem's a lie,
There's a secret that sits close to my heart
While with others I competitively vie,
Through the medium of my poetic art...

For I am damned by the fact you can't see,
Already I've secured a beta key
The greatest burden a man must bear is choosing being understood over metrical footing :(
GarlicPepper
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States563 Posts
May 02 2010 22:18 GMT
#19
lol really good job guys. This will be tough
TheMute
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States458 Posts
May 02 2010 22:26 GMT
#20
GarlicPepper, The Spice Of My Desire

In the still of the evening
Without sunlight to intrude
I see the spices in your eyes
As the moon sets up the mood

Playing music soft and low
While garlic fills the air
I can't help but feel aroused
The very moment you come near

You submit to my embrace
While candles flick their flame
And the smell of sweet pepper
Seems to drive my lust insane

As I look into your eyes
And run my fingers through your hair
I taste the bitterness of your neck
As I nibble at your ear

I then whisper words of love
As you answer with a sigh
And in a very sexy way
Your salty body comes alive

You're the bane of my desire
As we slowly come undress
I then start to mince you down
While you welcome my caress

With your luscious sexy curves
You have a taste I can't resist
And your bulbs show some response
When I touch them with a kiss

As I soak inside your love
To a sour love condition
Feeling passions start to rise
While making love in all positions

You give me so much pleasure
For GarlicPepper, you are here
With you wrapped inside my arms
To this spicy love we share

Now no one can come close
To this love that we inspire
For only you can fill this joy
As the spice of my desire
Friends are simply people you can do/say vulgar things to.
Pellucidity
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Netherlands377 Posts
May 02 2010 22:32 GMT
#21
GarlicPepper, A hero of sorts,
Got out of bed, Not wearing shorts,
And as he sat down,
With a sigh and a frown,
He noticed his inbox, and thought he might drown,
He did not need a bigger penis, or a dressing gown,
And what was he to do with a birthday clown?

After conquering mountains of spam,
His eyes closed in on an e-mail from Blizzard, surely a scam!
"What? Another key? For little old me? Damn!"

After due consideration,
And a drink or seven,
He decided on a give-away contest,
To launch another Teamliquid member into heaven.

After reading all of the poems,
And thinking hard,
He decided to give it,
To this lonely old bard.

"NO MUCH. WHY ARE YOUR SCARABS SO STUPID" - Tasteless
Shrine
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Australia107 Posts
May 02 2010 22:42 GMT
#22
GarlicPepper where art thou?
Oh....GarlicPepper....where...art...thou?
GarlicPepper....Garlic..Pepper.......Garlic.....Pepper.
Hell is empty, All the devils are here.
way2easy
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden27 Posts
May 02 2010 22:45 GMT
#23
GarlicPepper wouldnt that just be awesome?!
I R ZERG!
prototype.
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada4200 Posts
May 02 2010 22:48 GMT
#24
yo, yo, it's G to the arlicPepper,
stayin' fresh to be cookin' proper.
( ・´ー・`)
Nal_rAwr
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2611 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-02 23:10:47
May 02 2010 23:10 GMT
#25
FUCK YES trozz going LIMERICKS now

edit: wait...
Nony is Bonjwa
Smills
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada20 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-03 01:05:15
May 03 2010 01:00 GMT
#26
Stopping by GarlicPepper's Woods on a Snowy Evening
by Smills

Whose woods these are I think I know.
GarlicPepper's house is in the village, though;
GarlicPepper will not see me stopping here
To watch GarlicPepper's woods fill up with snow.
My little GarlicPepper must think it queer
To stop without a GarlicPepper near
Between the woods and frozen lake.
The darkest evening of the year.
GarlicPepper.

GarlicPepper gives GarlicPepper's harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep. With GarlicPepper.

Copyright Smills 1922 - 2010
EH?! :)
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24644 Posts
May 03 2010 01:17 GMT
#27
GarlicPepper has a big cock
GarlicPepper boy do you rock
I touch myself and I think of you
Just before my thing goes pew pew

GarlicPepper you are my hero
GarlicPepper you're second to zero
We all worship you, you sexy beast
Have my chances of getting your key increased?
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
JonnyWhy
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada94 Posts
May 03 2010 01:28 GMT
#28
GarlicPepper
You da awesome
Say something juicy.
TitleRug
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States651 Posts
May 03 2010 01:54 GMT
#29
I lol for garlic
coLCruncher fighting!
Zoobidybop
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1 Post
May 03 2010 02:16 GMT
#30
Peoms are gay
Writing them's worse
you asked for this shit
here's the next verse

You wanted a peom
You homo gay fag
or maybe a woman?
atleast one in drag

A contest for beta
that everyone wants
forums fill up with
rythemic debutants

Garlic and pepper
what a gay name
but for the reward
let me give you my aim

Its time to kiss ass
shove my nose in the brown
this shit better work
cause I aint no clown

Just this once
and once only, I swear
I'll beg and I'll plead
I'll shave your ball hair

If thats what it takes
I'll do it in style
no homo, I'm straight
so don't ask me to smile

For the name of SC2
I offer to Garlic
if you give me the key
I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK
GarlicPepper
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States563 Posts
May 04 2010 22:48 GMT
#31
Well it doesn't look like anyone else is gonna enter so I thought I should announce the winner now. Congratulations to TheMute! Well done, your poem got me all hot and bothered. Just send me your email and I'll send the key.
Kashll
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1117 Posts
May 04 2010 22:57 GMT
#32
I know what garlicsalt is.

But wtf is garlicpepper?

This perplexes me.
"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." - Aldous Huxley
TheMute
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States458 Posts
May 05 2010 08:06 GMT
#33
Got the beta key and installing right now! Thanks a lot GarlicPepper! These contests are the best haha. SC2 Beta here i come!!
Friends are simply people you can do/say vulgar things to.
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