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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
February 06 2010 15:02 GMT
#21
Hope none of your friends had herpes!
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Sadist
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States7328 Posts
February 06 2010 15:15 GMT
#22
On February 06 2010 23:55 MiniRoman wrote:
I believe I invented the best drinking game ever at a WoW BBQ. It's called the rum game. You need a minimum of 3 cups -- there is no maximum but 6 is the highest I've played with. You fill one cup with coke/chaser-non-alcoholic-beverage and then the remaining cups with pure alcohol, rum was used in the creation hence the name of game. Have the person who is about to drink turn around and when they aren't looking mix the cups around. Then without looking they must pick enough cups to drink from so there is only one left. Drink from the cups you picked. If you picked all the alcoholic ones then you "win the rum game" and have to drink an extra bonus round cup (tequila was used) before you get to drink from the chaser.

The true genius of the game is that its impossible for the person to know if they truly "won" the game or not so it's easy to lie and say "YOU WON!" making your friend drink them all + bonus round. Five-ten minutes and you are beyond fucked up.



6 would be ridiculous. It wouldnt even be fun because after 2 rounds you would be so hammered it would be horrible -_- Black out worthy. 10 shots in like a half hour is bad = )
How do you go from where you are to where you want to be? I think you have to have an enthusiasm for life. You have to have a dream, a goal and you have to be willing to work for it. Jim Valvano
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
February 06 2010 15:17 GMT
#23
On February 06 2010 20:38 keV. wrote:
Not buying it. Look at all the punctuation you have in your post.

What can I say? Writing well is written in my genes.

I'm actually shocked my typing was so clear...looking back at AIM convos I had while I was writing this blog...

On February 06 2010 20:46 ejac wrote:
That game sounds even dumber than russian roulette.

It's definitely not a smart game... -_-

On February 06 2010 23:02 SilverSkyLark wrote:
I was never sober but I think if you were really drunk enough you'll forget punctuation marks exist, and to some extreme cases, you'll forget that the space bar exist...

or maybe you tried your best not to get this closed asap by making it decent....how long did it take you?:D

I don't remember how long it took me to type...

On February 06 2010 23:20 hipaul wrote:
5/5 great blog LOL
i personally played "edward 40hands" tonight

LOL dude I had to play that my freshmen year of college for some stupid frat I was pledging... -_-

I couldn't so much as piss for the entire night.................

Hello
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17872 Posts
February 06 2010 15:29 GMT
#24
Next time try to play some polish roulette. You wouldn't be able to create new blog after that...

Rules:
You get 3 shots - 1 water, 1 spirit, 1 vodka
You don't know which one is which.
You have to drink them all one after another.
Repeat the game with your friends until there is no person able to pour alcohol into glasses any more.

btw. if your first shot is water, you're screwed...
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
February 06 2010 15:45 GMT
#25
I don't understand. You're just drinking 2 shots and then hydrating yourself a little?

Or is it supposed to be because you don't like the taste of vodka?
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
February 06 2010 15:47 GMT
#26
On February 06 2010 23:18 Energies wrote:
I alway seem to take extra time typing if I am drunk because I am self conscience about making mistakes. Kind of like driving 20kph while stoned because you think you're going 100 and everything looks small.


Please don't fucking drive while stoned
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13922 Posts
February 06 2010 17:11 GMT
#27
i love drinking during sc matches osl was the best
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17872 Posts
February 06 2010 17:30 GMT
#28
On February 07 2010 00:45 Chef wrote:
I don't understand. You're just drinking 2 shots and then hydrating yourself a little?

Or is it supposed to be because you don't like the taste of vodka?


You don't know in which order you're going to drink it so you can drink a shot of water, followed by a shot of vodka and spirits and you're not allowed any chasers or anything like that.
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
nibbles
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United Kingdom179 Posts
February 06 2010 18:48 GMT
#29
Is there less of a drinking culture in the US than in the UK? It seems like there are loads of alcohol related incidents over here, and like the scots and the irish are stereotypically drunks. Also, being a student, everything we do revolves around alcohol.
meh
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-06 18:58:02
February 06 2010 18:56 GMT
#30
On February 07 2010 00:17 PH wrote:

Show nested quote +
On February 06 2010 23:20 hipaul wrote:
5/5 great blog LOL
i personally played "edward 40hands" tonight

LOL dude I had to play that my freshmen year of college for some stupid frat I was pledging... -_-

I couldn't so much as piss for the entire night.................



the trick is to wear sweat pants or something with an elastic waistline. Then you can push down your pants just enough to piss outside hands free. Then just flip them back up.

On February 07 2010 03:48 general.li wrote:
Is there less of a drinking culture in the US than in the UK? It seems like there are loads of alcohol related incidents over here, and like the scots and the irish are stereotypically drunks. Also, being a student, everything we do revolves around alcohol.


not even. Americans prefer drinking games that involve beer though. And specifically shitty ass bud light and coors light.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
sky_slasher
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States328 Posts
February 06 2010 21:22 GMT
#31
There is a thread for you to post when you're drunk, called "Drunk Thread" (seriously)

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=68591
MyTHicaL
Profile Joined November 2005
France1070 Posts
February 06 2010 21:43 GMT
#32
On February 07 2010 00:47 Zoler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2010 23:18 Energies wrote:
I alway seem to take extra time typing if I am drunk because I am self conscience about making mistakes. Kind of like driving 20kph while stoned because you think you're going 100 and everything looks small.


Please don't fucking drive while stoned

Why? Driving stoned isn't as bad as it sounds... As long as you pay atleast half attention to the road... I've only backed into a couple of ditches - no actual accidents with other cars!
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
February 06 2010 21:47 GMT
#33
On February 07 2010 06:43 MyTHicaL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2010 00:47 Zoler wrote:
On February 06 2010 23:18 Energies wrote:
I alway seem to take extra time typing if I am drunk because I am self conscience about making mistakes. Kind of like driving 20kph while stoned because you think you're going 100 and everything looks small.


Please don't fucking drive while stoned

Why? Driving stoned isn't as bad as it sounds... As long as you pay atleast half attention to the road... I've only backed into a couple of ditches - no actual accidents with other cars!


I don't know. All I know around 10 years ago a guy who was driving on the wrong side of the road and crashed with my grandpa, obviously the guy was stoned. My grandpa had to sit in a wheelchair for the rest of his life.
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
MyTHicaL
Profile Joined November 2005
France1070 Posts
February 06 2010 21:52 GMT
#34
He wasn't high on weed to do that... Otherwise the guy was simply too irresponsable to have a liscence... its like drunk driving... if you're falling on the ground ... don't drive but otherwise as long as there's no cops anything goes. If it was weed that guy must've been high as fuck mmm
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
February 06 2010 22:51 GMT
#35
On February 07 2010 03:56 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2010 00:17 PH wrote:

On February 06 2010 23:20 hipaul wrote:
5/5 great blog LOL
i personally played "edward 40hands" tonight

LOL dude I had to play that my freshmen year of college for some stupid frat I was pledging... -_-

I couldn't so much as piss for the entire night.................



the trick is to wear sweat pants or something with an elastic waistline. Then you can push down your pants just enough to piss outside hands free. Then just flip them back up.

loool...I never thought of that.
Hello
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
February 06 2010 23:36 GMT
#36
On February 07 2010 06:47 Zoler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2010 06:43 MyTHicaL wrote:
On February 07 2010 00:47 Zoler wrote:
On February 06 2010 23:18 Energies wrote:
I alway seem to take extra time typing if I am drunk because I am self conscience about making mistakes. Kind of like driving 20kph while stoned because you think you're going 100 and everything looks small.


Please don't fucking drive while stoned

Why? Driving stoned isn't as bad as it sounds... As long as you pay atleast half attention to the road... I've only backed into a couple of ditches - no actual accidents with other cars!


I don't know. All I know around 10 years ago a guy who was driving on the wrong side of the road and crashed with my grandpa, obviously the guy was stoned. My grandpa had to sit in a wheelchair for the rest of his life.

What the fuck man? Fuck those irresponsible bastards; they should permanently lose their licenses or even go to jail...
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17872 Posts
February 07 2010 07:37 GMT
#37
On February 07 2010 03:56 CharlieMurphy wrote:
not even. Americans prefer drinking games that involve beer though. And specifically shitty ass bud light and coors light.


And you call that beer? In socialist Poland we would call it beer-like product (we had chocolate-like products etc. that was the official name).
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-07 09:04:57
February 07 2010 09:04 GMT
#38
one time i drank so fast in a night club i was on the brink of puking. then i took 2 shots in a row and couldn't hold the second one down and my stomach starting convulsing and i desperately put my hand over my mouth and ran to the bathroom in our room and puked my guts out in the sink

i came out looking like **** with red eyes from the puking and grabbed my murse as people were saying 'dan are you okay????' i had just bought that man purse and earlier that night all my friends were calling me a homo saying 'wtf do u have a murse for all u need is ur wallet and ur phone ur an idiot'

for some reason my girl hadn't left despite the puking

room was quiet and they were worried

i then came out of the bathroom brushing my teeth using the toothbrush / toothpaste i had in my murse with a big ass smile on my face nodding my head up and down going "THAAAAAAAANK YOUUUUU"

it was glorious.
why so 진지해?
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
February 07 2010 09:11 GMT
#39
no it wasn't.

You just think it was.

But it wasn't.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-07 09:14:15
February 07 2010 09:13 GMT
#40
for once I actually agree with Inc and at the same time disagree with Rek.
that's peculiar.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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