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ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
March 27 2008 22:21 GMT
#1
There have been countless times when I have been drunk and browsing around TL.net's high thread. Not only do I feel out of place, the discussion there is not what I really want to talk about when plastered.

And so, I present to everyone else who shares my problem the Drunk Thread, where posts will take 10 minutes to write and probably will be so garbled that it will be hard to read.

Knock yourselves out guys.
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
March 27 2008 22:23 GMT
#2
I realize 6:22 on a thursday evening probably isnt the best time to start this thread, but whatever. We party like rockstars at my college.
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
March 27 2008 22:23 GMT
#3
this won't last

I predict too much spam
zizou21
Profile Joined September 2006
United States3683 Posts
March 27 2008 22:25 GMT
#4
drunk thread just isnt the same
its me, tasteless,s roomate LOL!
DrainX
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Sweden3187 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-27 22:49:08
March 27 2008 22:48 GMT
#5
err I just had 2 shots of sambuca and 1 shot of jäger ._. one more episode of x-files then im going to induce some sleep... mmm sleep I like your corsair zizou
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
March 27 2008 22:54 GMT
#6
the x-files fucking rock!
DrainX
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Sweden3187 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-27 22:56:33
March 27 2008 22:56 GMT
#7
On March 28 2008 07:54 Masamune wrote:
the x-files fucking rock!

Sure do! I had to download the whole series again after watching s01 of Calfornication. David Duchovny <3
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
March 27 2008 23:05 GMT
#8
I thought this was gonna be a Rek-thread :<
We make signature, then defense it.
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
March 27 2008 23:17 GMT
#9
On March 28 2008 07:56 DrainX wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2008 07:54 Masamune wrote:
the x-files fucking rock!

Sure do! I had to download the whole series again after watching s01 of Calfornication. David Duchovny <3


Meh, he's alright, a bit of a whiny bitch at times :/ But I loved him for the most part in the X-files.
sith
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2474 Posts
March 27 2008 23:20 GMT
#10
zap i think i know the real issue here, AND why you're drinking. so you can't beat me in ssbb, so what? nothing to throw your life away over.

think of the children, those poor starving children that you are betraying.
Dr.Kill-Joy
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States627 Posts
March 27 2008 23:25 GMT
#11
,,,X-File is no good.
About To Ass Rape That Face Wit Some Words
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
March 27 2008 23:27 GMT
#12
how ieonic i am so fucked uo rdrunk right nw nad i amtrying to deal with 3 girls right now wh re like profesing shit to me like on is on msn one is on my cell phoner texing me and one is drun with me in my room but i ffeel guilty taking her virginity when her defenses are gone because she is so inebriated like i am but iwill just see how it goes lol ad yea i gues i ama heartless dick because all thes girsl are like telling me shit and i am saying that i loveteh ma all in their own ways which is kind of true but still dick lololol

fuckinbg cognac
Peace~
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
March 27 2008 23:31 GMT
#13
go fuck the passed out girl you pansy.


Im back, in pog form!
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
March 27 2008 23:35 GMT
#14
On March 28 2008 08:25 Dr.Kill-Joy wrote:
,,,X-File is no good.

you probable never watched the first few seasons or only watch the last ones.
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
March 27 2008 23:37 GMT
#15
On March 28 2008 08:25 Dr.Kill-Joy wrote:
,,,X-File is no good.



man there are so many great x-files episodes, there are plenty of crap ones tho.

but the story line episodes are great most of the time.
hello there
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
March 27 2008 23:44 GMT
#16
On March 28 2008 08:31 baal wrote:
go fuck the passed out girl you pansy.



she is touching my neck it is arousing thanxfor afvice thogh it is quite clera what to do now lol bye evey1
s
Peace~
BlatantYorkU
Profile Joined January 2008
39 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-28 00:04:14
March 28 2008 00:02 GMT
#17
On March 28 2008 08:27 fanatacist wrote:
how ieonic i am so fucked uo rdrunk right nw nad i amtrying to deal with 3 girls right now wh re like profesing shit to me like on is on msn one is on my cell phoner texing me and one is drun with me in my room but i ffeel guilty taking her virginity when her defenses are gone because she is so inebriated like i am but iwill just see how it goes lol ad yea i gues i ama heartless dick because all thes girsl are like telling me shit and i am saying that i loveteh ma all in their own ways which is kind of true but still dick lololol

fuckinbg cognac

translation:
I do not understand the definition of irony, and the fact that I am drunk is simply a coincidence. I purposely typed like this so others would believe I am drunk and think I am cool. Girls love me so much. Girls who have never had sex and are as fake-drunk as me love me. Girls tell me their innermost feelings. I relay this to an internet starcraft forum because when something like this happens, instead of capitalizing on the situation, I log onto TL.net and pray people believe me because I am typing as if I am drunk. In fact, one of them is in my room, and I feel no shame in logging onto TL.net even though if she glimpses a sight of my 2.5k+ post count her respect for me is as good as gone. I am cool. hahaha. please accept me.
DrainX
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Sweden3187 Posts
March 28 2008 00:10 GMT
#18
Ok one more ep! It was the episode where Samatha came home again and it ended with "to be continued...". Cant just go to bed after that now can I >_<?
BaDayOri
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)469 Posts
March 28 2008 00:23 GMT
#19
On March 28 2008 09:02 BlatantYorkU wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2008 08:27 fanatacist wrote:
how ieonic i am so fucked uo rdrunk right nw nad i amtrying to deal with 3 girls right now wh re like profesing shit to me like on is on msn one is on my cell phoner texing me and one is drun with me in my room but i ffeel guilty taking her virginity when her defenses are gone because she is so inebriated like i am but iwill just see how it goes lol ad yea i gues i ama heartless dick because all thes girsl are like telling me shit and i am saying that i loveteh ma all in their own ways which is kind of true but still dick lololol

fuckinbg cognac

translation:
I do not understand the definition of irony, and the fact that I am drunk is simply a coincidence. I purposely typed like this so others would believe I am drunk and think I am cool. Girls love me so much. Girls who have never had sex and are as fake-drunk as me love me. Girls tell me their innermost feelings. I relay this to an internet starcraft forum because when something like this happens, instead of capitalizing on the situation, I log onto TL.net and pray people believe me because I am typing as if I am drunk. In fact, one of them is in my room, and I feel no shame in logging onto TL.net even though if she glimpses a sight of my 2.5k+ post count her respect for me is as good as gone. I am cool. hahaha. please accept me.

QFT
and no homo but you better show your boy respect, before the heck blow your head off like oral sex -CASSIDY
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
March 28 2008 00:27 GMT
#20
On March 28 2008 09:02 BlatantYorkU wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2008 08:27 fanatacist wrote:
how ieonic i am so fucked uo rdrunk right nw nad i amtrying to deal with 3 girls right now wh re like profesing shit to me like on is on msn one is on my cell phoner texing me and one is drun with me in my room but i ffeel guilty taking her virginity when her defenses are gone because she is so inebriated like i am but iwill just see how it goes lol ad yea i gues i ama heartless dick because all thes girsl are like telling me shit and i am saying that i loveteh ma all in their own ways which is kind of true but still dick lololol

fuckinbg cognac

translation:
I do not understand the definition of irony, and the fact that I am drunk is simply a coincidence. I purposely typed like this so others would believe I am drunk and think I am cool. Girls love me so much. Girls who have never had sex and are as fake-drunk as me love me. Girls tell me their innermost feelings. I relay this to an internet starcraft forum because when something like this happens, instead of capitalizing on the situation, I log onto TL.net and pray people believe me because I am typing as if I am drunk. In fact, one of them is in my room, and I feel no shame in logging onto TL.net even though if she glimpses a sight of my 2.5k+ post count her respect for me is as good as gone. I am cool. hahaha. please accept me.


Dude, it's a thread made for people to post drunk in. There are going to be a lot of posts like that. Stfu.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
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