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mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
March 28 2008 00:30 GMT
#21
On March 28 2008 09:02 BlatantYorkU wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2008 08:27 fanatacist wrote:
how ieonic i am so fucked uo rdrunk right nw nad i amtrying to deal with 3 girls right now wh re like profesing shit to me like on is on msn one is on my cell phoner texing me and one is drun with me in my room but i ffeel guilty taking her virginity when her defenses are gone because she is so inebriated like i am but iwill just see how it goes lol ad yea i gues i ama heartless dick because all thes girsl are like telling me shit and i am saying that i loveteh ma all in their own ways which is kind of true but still dick lololol

fuckinbg cognac

translation:
I do not understand the definition of irony, and the fact that I am drunk is simply a coincidence. I purposely typed like this so others would believe I am drunk and think I am cool. Girls love me so much. Girls who have never had sex and are as fake-drunk as me love me. Girls tell me their innermost feelings. I relay this to an internet starcraft forum because when something like this happens, instead of capitalizing on the situation, I log onto TL.net and pray people believe me because I am typing as if I am drunk. In fact, one of them is in my room, and I feel no shame in logging onto TL.net even though if she glimpses a sight of my 2.5k+ post count her respect for me is as good as gone. I am cool. hahaha. please accept me.


Fana rocks. Fuck you.
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DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
March 28 2008 00:53 GMT
#22
On March 28 2008 09:02 BlatantYorkU wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2008 08:27 fanatacist wrote:
how ieonic i am so fucked uo rdrunk right nw nad i amtrying to deal with 3 girls right now wh re like profesing shit to me like on is on msn one is on my cell phoner texing me and one is drun with me in my room but i ffeel guilty taking her virginity when her defenses are gone because she is so inebriated like i am but iwill just see how it goes lol ad yea i gues i ama heartless dick because all thes girsl are like telling me shit and i am saying that i loveteh ma all in their own ways which is kind of true but still dick lololol

fuckinbg cognac

translation:
I do not understand the definition of irony, and the fact that I am drunk is simply a coincidence. I purposely typed like this so others would believe I am drunk and think I am cool. Girls love me so much. Girls who have never had sex and are as fake-drunk as me love me. Girls tell me their innermost feelings. I relay this to an internet starcraft forum because when something like this happens, instead of capitalizing on the situation, I log onto TL.net and pray people believe me because I am typing as if I am drunk. In fact, one of them is in my room, and I feel no shame in logging onto TL.net even though if she glimpses a sight of my 2.5k+ post count her respect for me is as good as gone. I am cool. hahaha. please accept me.

Translation: I am romanian
Liquid | SKT
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-28 01:04:15
March 28 2008 01:01 GMT
#23
On March 28 2008 09:02 BlatantYorkU wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2008 08:27 fanatacist wrote:
how ieonic i am so fucked uo rdrunk right nw nad i amtrying to deal with 3 girls right now wh re like profesing shit to me like on is on msn one is on my cell phoner texing me and one is drun with me in my room but i ffeel guilty taking her virginity when her defenses are gone because she is so inebriated like i am but iwill just see how it goes lol ad yea i gues i ama heartless dick because all thes girsl are like telling me shit and i am saying that i loveteh ma all in their own ways which is kind of true but still dick lololol

fuckinbg cognac

translation:
I do not understand the definition of irony, and the fact that I am drunk is simply a coincidence. I purposely typed like this so others would believe I am drunk and think I am cool. Girls love me so much. Girls who have never had sex and are as fake-drunk as me love me. Girls tell me their innermost feelings. I relay this to an internet starcraft forum because when something like this happens, instead of capitalizing on the situation, I log onto TL.net and pray people believe me because I am typing as if I am drunk. In fact, one of them is in my room, and I feel no shame in logging onto TL.net even though if she glimpses a sight of my 2.5k+ post count her respect for me is as good as gone. I am cool. hahaha. please accept me.

Lol you tried so hard but the only one that looks foolish in the end is you T_T It's okay, with time your hateful nature will subside.

P.S.: <3 mikeymoo and others <3
Peace~
TheTyranid
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Russian Federation4333 Posts
March 28 2008 01:08 GMT
#24
This thread will be epic!!!

Oh and
On March 28 2008 09:23 BaDayOri wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2008 09:02 BlatantYorkU wrote:
On March 28 2008 08:27 fanatacist wrote:
how ieonic i am so fucked uo rdrunk right nw nad i amtrying to deal with 3 girls right now wh re like profesing shit to me like on is on msn one is on my cell phoner texing me and one is drun with me in my room but i ffeel guilty taking her virginity when her defenses are gone because she is so inebriated like i am but iwill just see how it goes lol ad yea i gues i ama heartless dick because all thes girsl are like telling me shit and i am saying that i loveteh ma all in their own ways which is kind of true but still dick lololol

fuckinbg cognac

translation:
I do not understand the definition of irony, and the fact that I am drunk is simply a coincidence. I purposely typed like this so others would believe I am drunk and think I am cool. Girls love me so much. Girls who have never had sex and are as fake-drunk as me love me. Girls tell me their innermost feelings. I relay this to an internet starcraft forum because when something like this happens, instead of capitalizing on the situation, I log onto TL.net and pray people believe me because I am typing as if I am drunk. In fact, one of them is in my room, and I feel no shame in logging onto TL.net even though if she glimpses a sight of my 2.5k+ post count her respect for me is as good as gone. I am cool. hahaha. please accept me.

QFT

You fail.
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-28 01:12:53
March 28 2008 01:10 GMT
#25
drunk thread, more like total crap thread

the high thread is 5000000000000000 tmies better
hello there
jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5539 Posts
March 28 2008 01:26 GMT
#26
This thread will be my new home.
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
merz
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Sweden2760 Posts
March 28 2008 01:55 GMT
#27
Hmm.

I'll keep this thread in mind the next time i'm going out.
Winners never quit, quitters never win.
MadNeSs
Profile Joined March 2007
Denmark1507 Posts
March 28 2008 02:36 GMT
#28
On March 28 2008 10:10 MarklarMarklar wrote:
drunk thread, more like total crap thread

the high thread is 5000000000000000 tmies better

ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
March 28 2008 02:51 GMT
#29
you say that now, but wait until you are drunk and are looking for a place to post.
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32280 Posts
March 28 2008 02:53 GMT
#30
Oh man you should have made this thread ages ago. Me + Jathin would have owned it so hard.
Moderator<:3-/-<
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
March 28 2008 02:55 GMT
#31
would have?

where's that fighting spirit, intothewow?
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
March 28 2008 02:57 GMT
#32
you have not even begun to experience yubee drunk. only octopuss has
Vo-
Profile Joined November 2004
United States435 Posts
March 28 2008 03:32 GMT
#33
I have recently quit smoking bud so this thread suits me. Give me a few hours....
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-28 03:46:42
March 28 2008 03:41 GMT
#34
40 minutes ago I hated life and wished I was dead... Now I'm drunk and everything's a ok.

anyone wanna play drunk sc?

NARTWEJAIWFA@WJ3f

POST COUNT=PENIS SIZE
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
March 28 2008 03:58 GMT
#35
fata is gheyyyyyyyy

mspaint of you taking adavantage of drunk girl, GO!!!
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
March 28 2008 04:03 GMT
#36
On March 28 2008 09:02 BlatantYorkU wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2008 08:27 fanatacist wrote:
how ieonic i am so fucked uo rdrunk right nw nad i amtrying to deal with 3 girls right now wh re like profesing shit to me like on is on msn one is on my cell phoner texing me and one is drun with me in my room but i ffeel guilty taking her virginity when her defenses are gone because she is so inebriated like i am but iwill just see how it goes lol ad yea i gues i ama heartless dick because all thes girsl are like telling me shit and i am saying that i loveteh ma all in their own ways which is kind of true but still dick lololol

fuckinbg cognac

translation:
I do not understand the definition of irony, and the fact that I am drunk is simply a coincidence. I purposely typed like this so others would believe I am drunk and think I am cool. Girls love me so much. Girls who have never had sex and are as fake-drunk as me love me. Girls tell me their innermost feelings. I relay this to an internet starcraft forum because when something like this happens, instead of capitalizing on the situation, I log onto TL.net and pray people believe me because I am typing as if I am drunk. In fact, one of them is in my room, and I feel no shame in logging onto TL.net even though if she glimpses a sight of my 2.5k+ post count her respect for me is as good as gone. I am cool. hahaha. please accept me.



translation:
I am a loser and I like to try to create arguments even when my entire position is based upon childlike assumptions.
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-28 04:05:21
March 28 2008 04:05 GMT
#37
On March 28 2008 12:41 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
40 minutes ago I hated life and wished I was dead... Now I'm drunk and everything's a ok.

anyone wanna play drunk sc?

NARTWEJAIWFA@WJ3f

POST COUNT=PENIS SIZE


You must have a really small one. HEY-O!
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
MrOwMrOw
Profile Joined March 2008
New Zealand48 Posts
March 28 2008 04:09 GMT
#38
hawk u can never get on the same drinking buzz as me...u guido!!! xDDDDD
~*^(S)aint^*~
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
March 28 2008 04:12 GMT
#39
STOVED SOME NOOBIE IN TL!! UPLOADING EMBARASSSING REPLAY NOOOW!!!!

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HOOOOLY ! I DONT THINK IVE EVER ACTUALLY HAD THAT HIGH APM :O APPPPPPMSSSPPPAMMM!
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Showtime!
Profile Joined November 2007
Canada2938 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-28 04:18:44
March 28 2008 04:18 GMT
#40
how did i not notice this thread?

is it dedicated to me!?!?! har har har

I was wondering when someone was going to start a thread like this

i just didn't want to be that guy, let's make things interesting! Favourite drink and why!!?!?!

The God Drink: drambuie and scotch on the rocks in an old fashioned glass

Because it is the drink of champions. You either love or you cannot stand it!!

psycho i challenge you to a 1v1 melee game :D

let me know your username/gateway gogogo and we can post it here after ;p rvr
Mini skirt season is right around the corner. ☻
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