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dancefayedance!~
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
396 Posts
March 28 2008 04:19 GMT
#41
On March 28 2008 13:03 travis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2008 09:02 BlatantYorkU wrote:
On March 28 2008 08:27 fanatacist wrote:
how ieonic i am so fucked uo rdrunk right nw nad i amtrying to deal with 3 girls right now wh re like profesing shit to me like on is on msn one is on my cell phoner texing me and one is drun with me in my room but i ffeel guilty taking her virginity when her defenses are gone because she is so inebriated like i am but iwill just see how it goes lol ad yea i gues i ama heartless dick because all thes girsl are like telling me shit and i am saying that i loveteh ma all in their own ways which is kind of true but still dick lololol

fuckinbg cognac

translation:
I do not understand the definition of irony, and the fact that I am drunk is simply a coincidence. I purposely typed like this so others would believe I am drunk and think I am cool. Girls love me so much. Girls who have never had sex and are as fake-drunk as me love me. Girls tell me their innermost feelings. I relay this to an internet starcraft forum because when something like this happens, instead of capitalizing on the situation, I log onto TL.net and pray people believe me because I am typing as if I am drunk. In fact, one of them is in my room, and I feel no shame in logging onto TL.net even though if she glimpses a sight of my 2.5k+ post count her respect for me is as good as gone. I am cool. hahaha. please accept me.



translation:
I am a loser and I like to try to create arguments even when my entire position is based upon childlike assumptions.

care to explain why it's childlike? he makes a good point
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43737 Posts
March 28 2008 04:21 GMT
#42
FUCK ETTER!!!

But seriously guys, when the hell did that stop being cool and where has that creature gone? At some point I'll resort to FUCKSTEVE!!! but tbh it is a) too easy and b) too similar to FakeSteve. I feel we've lost something here without noticing it, and just let it slip away.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32130 Posts
March 28 2008 04:23 GMT
#43
On March 28 2008 13:09 MrOwrOw wrote:
hawk u can never get on the same drinking buzz as me...u guido!!! xDDDDD



its like 8 am for you, wtf are you doin drunk -=o
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32130 Posts
March 28 2008 04:24 GMT
#44
On March 28 2008 13:21 Kwark wrote:
FUCK ETTER!!!

But seriously guys, when the hell did that stop being cool and where has that creature gone? At some point I'll resort to FUCKSTEVE!!! but tbh it is a) too easy and b) too similar to FakeSteve. I feel we've lost something here without noticing it, and just let it slip away.



yeah fuck fakesteve, he's a JERK
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
Showtime!
Profile Joined November 2007
Canada2938 Posts
March 28 2008 04:37 GMT
#45
he's British man. They drink 24/7. I worked with quite a number of them to know that. Hell, even in a white collar job -- they drink on the job!!

If they find a placement for someone that is what they do. Go to the mini fridge and have a brew!

psychoooooooooo? psyccccchhhhhhhhoooo? drunk game!!

we should make this the drunk game challenge thread and post all reps!!
Mini skirt season is right around the corner. ☻
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
March 28 2008 04:38 GMT
#46
On March 28 2008 07:23 travis wrote:
this won't last

I predict too much spam

Teamliquidian townie
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-28 05:21:24
March 28 2008 05:21 GMT
#47

psychoooooooooo? psyccccchhhhhhhhoooo? drunk game!!


AHHHH, I'm sorrrry! I was bitching to a friend about my problems. I'm in op tl-west if you still wanna ogoo.!


Art.less
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
March 28 2008 05:22 GMT
#48
man drunk people are obnoxious and this thread prooves it
hello there
Liquid`Zephyr
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States996 Posts
March 28 2008 05:24 GMT
#49
i just gave myself a black eye playing guitar hero

fucking lefty flip drunk
Team LiquidPoorUser
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
March 28 2008 05:25 GMT
#50
man drunk people are obnoxious and this thread prooves it

Fuck yoooou

I AM BEAUTIFUL, NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAAAAY! LIFE WOOOONT BRING MEEE DOOOWN! YEAA
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
MrOwMrOw
Profile Joined March 2008
New Zealand48 Posts
March 28 2008 05:28 GMT
#51
hawk its half 6pm u doob -.- and abt fakesteve...

i fricking second...
~*^(S)aint^*~
pheer
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
5398 Posts
March 28 2008 05:32 GMT
#52
I'll have to remember to type "drunk" in the search box or I will never find this thread when it counts...
Moderator
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
March 28 2008 06:19 GMT
#53
On March 28 2008 11:55 ZaplinG wrote:
would have?

where's that fighting spirit, intothewow?


haha fine. Read this on friday or saturday. :3
Moderator<:3-/-<
aZnvaLiaNce
Profile Joined June 2007
United States942 Posts
March 28 2008 06:37 GMT
#54
WOOOOOO DRUNKKKK
WTF 4 SSHUTSSS GG ==/==/=/== GG
WTFWTWFWTWFWTWFWTFDWTAFKGJDKL;FNG
11 PM HEROGL

我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
Isnt that worth fighting for? Isnt that worth dying for? - Morpheus
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
March 28 2008 06:52 GMT
#55
On March 28 2008 15:37 aZnvaLiaNce wrote:
WOOOOOO DRUNKKKK
WTF 4 SSHUTSSS GG ==/==/=/== GG
WTFWTWFWTWFWTWFWTFDWTAFKGJDKL;FNG
11 PM HEROGL

我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機


I challenge you to a jumping-out-of-the-window contest. Bo3 you go first
Moderator<:3-/-<
aZnvaLiaNce
Profile Joined June 2007
United States942 Posts
March 28 2008 07:43 GMT
#56
On March 28 2008 15:52 IntoTheWow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2008 15:37 aZnvaLiaNce wrote:
WOOOOOO DRUNKKKK
WTF 4 SSHUTSSS GG ==/==/=/== GG
WTFWTWFWTWFWTWFWTFDWTAFKGJDKL;FNG
11 PM HEROGL

我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機


I challenge you to a jumping-out-of-the-window contest. Bo3 you go first

Please ignore what the last post said. That was my friend, who got onto my computer and started typing out stupid crap. As for the Chinese, my microphone works where speaking into it in Chinese will produce a Chinese character (or the one closest to what was said). Seems like it picked up EXACTLY what he said and he seemingly sat on the edge ENTER key on my keyboard.
Isnt that worth fighting for? Isnt that worth dying for? - Morpheus
MrOwMrOw
Profile Joined March 2008
New Zealand48 Posts
March 28 2008 07:47 GMT
#57
pretty much translates into

"i want to masturbate"...

lol some funny dude..
~*^(S)aint^*~
besiger
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Croatia2452 Posts
March 28 2008 07:57 GMT
#58
im not drunk atm, but i just woke up and i have no idea how i got home last night, and i left my jacket over there where i was drinking, i have mud all over me, i dont like this
A weak will coupled with delusions of grandeur
Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
March 28 2008 08:03 GMT
#59
not in the drunk tank, its all good
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
TheTyranid
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Russian Federation4333 Posts
March 28 2008 10:14 GMT
#60
Aite. Supposedly shit was suypposed to start tomorrow but I guess me and my friends got a 'little' head start.

There is this really leet wine called "Carlo Ross" (remember this name next tiome ut bying wine). It is sold in 4 FUCKING LITER BOTTLES. Anyway me and 2 friends got drunk off of one such bottle today. I have had about a liter of that wine (it is 9% alc so not that strong) and got drunk pretty bad. I threw up and was forced to let my friend drive the car back whic is a total disrespect to me and my TL sig. I could have fucking driven the car fine u fagz. I threw up and fell asleep for a bit as we were driving back.

The funny thing is, when my friend drove me back to the house and went home on foot (he lives about 1 km away from me) I made sure the 1 liter or so of that wine stayed with me. He did not take the wine with him when he went back.

I now sit in my house with about a FUCKING LITER of that shit still with me. Fuck meng!

Ill post once I've drank all that shit in a while.

Peace niccaz!.
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