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Fen
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Australia1848 Posts
March 28 2008 16:12 GMT
#81
On March 28 2008 23:46 Scaramanga wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2008 21:57 BlindAlbino wrote:
On March 28 2008 09:02 BlatantYorkU wrote:
On March 28 2008 08:27 fanatacist wrote:
how ieonic i am so fucked uo rdrunk right nw nad i amtrying to deal with 3 girls right now wh re like profesing shit to me like on is on msn one is on my cell phoner texing me and one is drun with me in my room but i ffeel guilty taking her virginity when her defenses are gone because she is so inebriated like i am but iwill just see how it goes lol ad yea i gues i ama heartless dick because all thes girsl are like telling me shit and i am saying that i loveteh ma all in their own ways which is kind of true but still dick lololol

fuckinbg cognac

translation:
I do not understand the definition of irony, and the fact that I am drunk is simply a coincidence. I purposely typed like this so others would believe I am drunk and think I am cool. Girls love me so much. Girls who have never had sex and are as fake-drunk as me love me. Girls tell me their innermost feelings. I relay this to an internet starcraft forum because when something like this happens, instead of capitalizing on the situation, I log onto TL.net and pray people believe me because I am typing as if I am drunk. In fact, one of them is in my room, and I feel no shame in logging onto TL.net even though if she glimpses a sight of my 2.5k+ post count her respect for me is as good as gone. I am cool. hahaha. please accept me.


very true. no one is on teamliquid while a girl is in there room. And if he was being sarcastic, then stop, as you cant see sarcasm on the internet.


FUCK BOTH OF YOUES

man this thread owns, and you guys have like 3 posts in your names, so shhhhh


yEah, fuck you, all u fuckers who dont have 3 pots to ureames
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32051 Posts
March 28 2008 16:13 GMT
#82
i love timezones. somewhere in the world, someone is gettin fucked up for FUCKED UP FRIDAY, WOOOOOO

payday!
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SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
March 28 2008 16:28 GMT
#83
I got sooo thirsty in Thirsty Thursday.

Ugh my tongue... feels so... baddddddddd
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
SoleSteeler
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada5420 Posts
March 28 2008 16:51 GMT
#84
i just post in the NHL thread when i'm drunk
Heggie
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United Kingdom167 Posts
March 28 2008 17:13 GMT
#85
On March 28 2008 22:04 BluzMan wrote:
This thread will get owned by russians.

Anyway, I think it could be appropriate to write the rules for several good alcohol games. Message me if you want me to teach you play the alcohol ladder, Cardinal Puff, literball and other exciting games. For now:

The Return of The Brown Bear:

Suggested players: 10+ if you want to survive.

Step 1: This is an outdoor game. First of all, you need to get out on a hike. Night in the forest and tents would be appropriate, but if that is impossible, the backyard of your house could probably do.

Step 2: Buy vodka and beer of your choosing. The quality of the beer is less important than quantity, but the darker it's hue is, the better.

Step 3: Find some large vessel for liquid. A large tourist bowl is a good idea.

Step 4: The game begins with the bowl filled with beer. Every participant has a cup which he drowns in the bowl to fill with beer. Participants act in turn. Important! : the amount of liquid in the bowl is always preserved! It must be kept full at all times. For now, for every cup of liquid taken, the corresponding amount of vodka is added into the bowl.

Step 5: When the liquid in the bowl turns entirely transparent, it signifies the arrival of the white bear. It's a really delighful event and must be celebrated in one way or another. Since it's highly possible that someone has passed out by this moment, wake them up and celebrate!

Step 6: The brown bear must return. If you don't get what you have to do to get him back, you're not ready to play this game. When the brown bear returns, the game ends and those who show at least one sign of being awake (speech, ability to move, eyes opened) are declared winners. Delay the celebration for the next morning and go sleep.

Difficulty: 9/10
Fun factor: 5/10 but it really depends on how well people roleplay. If all the participants roleplay well and generally are nice to each other, it can go as high as 10/10.
Health risk: moderate to high.


Holy shitz. More please.
BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
March 28 2008 17:14 GMT
#86
Later. Btw I don't have any spelling mistakes when drunk, I suspect people are trying to look more drunk than they actually are.
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
Jack Lupino
Profile Joined March 2008
Netherlands17 Posts
March 28 2008 17:18 GMT
#87
hahaha Yeah


Im going to get wasted tonight aswell.. powpowpow

By the way, i was wondering, do progamers drink?
Armed to the teeth. Born from the shadows. Burning for revenge.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32051 Posts
March 28 2008 17:21 GMT
#88
meh, i usually dont have too many, but sometimes i will. its more like i just dont care to fix em when smashed
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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
March 28 2008 17:48 GMT
#89
This thread will get owned by russians.

I really like Russians and I drink cheap vodka straight out of the bottle... Can I be Russian too? I've watched enough Bond movies that I can fake the accent pretty good too

Later. Btw I don't have any spelling mistakes when drunk, I suspect people are trying to look more drunk than they actually are.

I actually agree with that :O I'm not drunk now (it's the morning after), but like if you put a tiny bit of effort into typing properly when you're drunk, it's really easy.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
March 28 2008 18:27 GMT
#90
On March 29 2008 02:48 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
Show nested quote +
This thread will get owned by russians.

I really like Russians and I drink cheap vodka straight out of the bottle... Can I be Russian too? I've watched enough Bond movies that I can fake the accent pretty good too

Show nested quote +
Later. Btw I don't have any spelling mistakes when drunk, I suspect people are trying to look more drunk than they actually are.

I actually agree with that :O I'm not drunk now (it's the morning after), but like if you put a tiny bit of effort into typing properly when you're drunk, it's really easy.


Make a voice recording of yourself and I'll judge.
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
DrainX
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Sweden3187 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-28 18:28:30
March 28 2008 18:27 GMT
#91
On March 29 2008 02:18 Jack Lupino wrote:
hahaha Yeah


Im going to get wasted tonight aswell.. powpowpow

By the way, i was wondering, do progamers drink?

Hey thar rad =D when did you sign up on the site ?
BlatantYorkU
Profile Joined January 2008
39 Posts
March 28 2008 18:46 GMT
#92
lol strong hate from my post. Though I noticed the people who were offended by it have more than the 2.5k post count I made fun of, except mikeymoo but he didn't really make a point.. just played the fanboy role. Either way, don't get all offended, it is the drunk thread after all, maybe I'm drunk and being just as obnoxious as 90% of the other ppl in this thread lol. Oh and travis, sucks you're getting all upset from my post, I thought of all people you would like me, considering how much advice I gave you in your thread about training to become a badass.. how is that coming along btw? lulz

ps on topic drunk is good
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-28 18:55:41
March 28 2008 18:53 GMT
#93
On March 28 2008 13:19 dancefayedance!~ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2008 13:03 travis wrote:
On March 28 2008 09:02 BlatantYorkU wrote:
On March 28 2008 08:27 fanatacist wrote:
how ieonic i am so fucked uo rdrunk right nw nad i amtrying to deal with 3 girls right now wh re like profesing shit to me like on is on msn one is on my cell phoner texing me and one is drun with me in my room but i ffeel guilty taking her virginity when her defenses are gone because she is so inebriated like i am but iwill just see how it goes lol ad yea i gues i ama heartless dick because all thes girsl are like telling me shit and i am saying that i loveteh ma all in their own ways which is kind of true but still dick lololol

fuckinbg cognac

translation:
I do not understand the definition of irony, and the fact that I am drunk is simply a coincidence. I purposely typed like this so others would believe I am drunk and think I am cool. Girls love me so much. Girls who have never had sex and are as fake-drunk as me love me. Girls tell me their innermost feelings. I relay this to an internet starcraft forum because when something like this happens, instead of capitalizing on the situation, I log onto TL.net and pray people believe me because I am typing as if I am drunk. In fact, one of them is in my room, and I feel no shame in logging onto TL.net even though if she glimpses a sight of my 2.5k+ post count her respect for me is as good as gone. I am cool. hahaha. please accept me.



translation:
I am a loser and I like to try to create arguments even when my entire position is based upon childlike assumptions.

care to explain why it's childlike? he makes a good point




because making assumptions about whether or not someone is genuine when you really have no way of telling is in itself childlike


seriously. it's what immature kids do.


and sometimes immature adults.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
March 28 2008 18:58 GMT
#94
http://www.ringthis.com/tvdrink/tv.php
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
March 28 2008 18:58 GMT
#95
it was totally called for.

if not for the obvious exaggeration in typos, then for the whole "yeah i got 3 bitches on my dick but i don't give a fuck" routine. even if it is true, you just don't say that shit online unless it's commonplace that you're a fucking pimp irl or you've "got da pix" to back it up.
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
March 28 2008 19:03 GMT
#96
yeah I got 17 bitches on my dick and I give a fuck, yesterday it was 28
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
BlatantYorkU
Profile Joined January 2008
39 Posts
March 28 2008 19:09 GMT
#97
It's not so much whether he was drunk or not, or had girls in his rooms or not, I just found it pretty funny to be posting it with almost every word spelled with typos, while at the same time talking about girls in his room touching him, yet hes posting it on teamliquid lol who does that? not someone who has girls touching him, most likely. So it may be childish to assume hes exaggerating, but c'mon, whats more childish than the almost cliche "I have girls loving me off right now, I swear, internet forum! i swarez!'

and again travis, how's your badass training going? I guess none of my help rubbed off on you?
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
March 28 2008 19:23 GMT
#98
On March 29 2008 03:58 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:
it was totally called for.

if not for the obvious exaggeration in typos, then for the whole "yeah i got 3 bitches on my dick but i don't give a fuck" routine. even if it is true, you just don't say that shit online unless it's commonplace that you're a fucking pimp irl or you've "got da pix" to back it up.



ahh ok well I won't disagree - maybe u guys are right and it's called for
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
March 28 2008 19:24 GMT
#99
On March 29 2008 04:09 BlatantYorkU wrote:
and again travis, how's your badass training going? I guess none of my help rubbed off on you?



it's going awesome

gonna make an update some time soon

I really think I will beat ninja warrior
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32051 Posts
March 28 2008 19:26 GMT
#100
On March 29 2008 04:03 BluzMan wrote:
yeah I got 17 bitches on my dick and I give a fuck, yesterday it was 28


airmail me a russian broad asap~~~~
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