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Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6174 Posts
March 28 2008 11:15 GMT
#61
do not drink and drive you maniacs!

I fucked my friend's girlfriend yesterday when I was drunk, stupid me
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32046 Posts
March 28 2008 12:06 GMT
#62
On March 28 2008 14:28 MrOwMrOw wrote:
hawk its half 6pm u doob -.- and abt fakesteve...

i fricking second...



pshhhh i dunno how far ahead you are :x

On March 28 2008 15:52 IntoTheWow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2008 15:37 aZnvaLiaNce wrote:
WOOOOOO DRUNKKKK
WTF 4 SSHUTSSS GG ==/==/=/== GG
WTFWTWFWTWFWTWFWTFDWTAFKGJDKL;FNG
11 PM HEROGL

我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機
我想打飛機


I challenge you to a jumping-out-of-the-window contest. Bo3 you go first


heheh
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TheTyranid
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Russian Federation4333 Posts
March 28 2008 12:42 GMT
#63
Rule #1: NEVER, EVER DRINK ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get a company or sshit cuz drinking alone suxz.

Oh and to all the ppl sayingt this thread won't last(coz drunkz is obnoxious and shit). Um fu.

Drunkness brings teh REALOUT OF PEOPLE.

Shit I had no fucking Idea that sweet, 9% wine could fuck u uip lyk datt. Peace! Get some sleep yall.
TheTyranid
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Russian Federation4333 Posts
March 28 2008 12:43 GMT
#64
SLEEP R GUD.
TheTyranid
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Russian Federation4333 Posts
March 28 2008 12:54 GMT
#65
Seriously guys. NEVER drink alone.
BlindAlbino
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Ecuador176 Posts
March 28 2008 12:57 GMT
#66
On March 28 2008 09:02 BlatantYorkU wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2008 08:27 fanatacist wrote:
how ieonic i am so fucked uo rdrunk right nw nad i amtrying to deal with 3 girls right now wh re like profesing shit to me like on is on msn one is on my cell phoner texing me and one is drun with me in my room but i ffeel guilty taking her virginity when her defenses are gone because she is so inebriated like i am but iwill just see how it goes lol ad yea i gues i ama heartless dick because all thes girsl are like telling me shit and i am saying that i loveteh ma all in their own ways which is kind of true but still dick lololol

fuckinbg cognac

translation:
I do not understand the definition of irony, and the fact that I am drunk is simply a coincidence. I purposely typed like this so others would believe I am drunk and think I am cool. Girls love me so much. Girls who have never had sex and are as fake-drunk as me love me. Girls tell me their innermost feelings. I relay this to an internet starcraft forum because when something like this happens, instead of capitalizing on the situation, I log onto TL.net and pray people believe me because I am typing as if I am drunk. In fact, one of them is in my room, and I feel no shame in logging onto TL.net even though if she glimpses a sight of my 2.5k+ post count her respect for me is as good as gone. I am cool. hahaha. please accept me.


very true. no one is on teamliquid while a girl is in there room. And if he was being sarcastic, then stop, as you cant see sarcasm on the internet.
BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
March 28 2008 13:04 GMT
#67
This thread will get owned by russians.

Anyway, I think it could be appropriate to write the rules for several good alcohol games. Message me if you want me to teach you play the alcohol ladder, Cardinal Puff, literball and other exciting games. For now:

The Return of The Brown Bear:

Suggested players: 10+ if you want to survive.

Step 1: This is an outdoor game. First of all, you need to get out on a hike. Night in the forest and tents would be appropriate, but if that is impossible, the backyard of your house could probably do.

Step 2: Buy vodka and beer of your choosing. The quality of the beer is less important than quantity, but the darker it's hue is, the better.

Step 3: Find some large vessel for liquid. A large tourist bowl is a good idea.

Step 4: The game begins with the bowl filled with beer. Every participant has a cup which he drowns in the bowl to fill with beer. Participants act in turn. Important! : the amount of liquid in the bowl is always preserved! It must be kept full at all times. For now, for every cup of liquid taken, the corresponding amount of vodka is added into the bowl.

Step 5: When the liquid in the bowl turns entirely transparent, it signifies the arrival of the white bear. It's a really delighful event and must be celebrated in one way or another. Since it's highly possible that someone has passed out by this moment, wake them up and celebrate!

Step 6: The brown bear must return. If you don't get what you have to do to get him back, you're not ready to play this game. When the brown bear returns, the game ends and those who show at least one sign of being awake (speech, ability to move, eyes opened) are declared winners. Delay the celebration for the next morning and go sleep.

Difficulty: 9/10
Fun factor: 5/10 but it really depends on how well people roleplay. If all the participants roleplay well and generally are nice to each other, it can go as high as 10/10.
Health risk: moderate to high.
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
DrainX
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Sweden3187 Posts
March 28 2008 13:18 GMT
#68
You Russians are crazy ._.
Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
March 28 2008 13:20 GMT
#69
Tell me more BluzMan
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9616 Posts
March 28 2008 13:32 GMT
#70
man its too bad you didnt make this last week, i drank a 3/4 litre of vodka 70 prf. i'd have been impressed if i figured out how to use a computer at the time.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32046 Posts
March 28 2008 14:15 GMT
#71
On March 28 2008 22:04 BluzMan wrote:
This thread will get owned by russians.


haha, ill give you guys credit any russians ive met can fuckin DRINK. Same goes with anyone from eastern europe. Im part Ukrainian, and those dudes can drink man. I went to a Klitschko fight last year in NYC with my dad's church. we drank one keg in the church, then i went across the street to the priest's house and finished a bottle of pepper vodka with him (never have i ever drank with a priest, thats definitely on a list of cool things ive done) and then we brought the 2nd keg with us on the bus, with whatever leftover vodka was left.
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cava
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States1035 Posts
March 28 2008 14:16 GMT
#72
On March 28 2008 22:04 BluzMan wrote:
This thread will get owned by russians.

Anyway, I think it could be appropriate to write the rules for several good alcohol games. Message me if you want me to teach you play the alcohol ladder, Cardinal Puff, literball and other exciting games. For now:

The Return of The Brown Bear:

Suggested players: 10+ if you want to survive.

Step 1: This is an outdoor game. First of all, you need to get out on a hike. Night in the forest and tents would be appropriate, but if that is impossible, the backyard of your house could probably do.

Step 2: Buy vodka and beer of your choosing. The quality of the beer is less important than quantity, but the darker it's hue is, the better.

Step 3: Find some large vessel for liquid. A large tourist bowl is a good idea.

Step 4: The game begins with the bowl filled with beer. Every participant has a cup which he drowns in the bowl to fill with beer. Participants act in turn. Important! : the amount of liquid in the bowl is always preserved! It must be kept full at all times. For now, for every cup of liquid taken, the corresponding amount of vodka is added into the bowl.

Step 5: When the liquid in the bowl turns entirely transparent, it signifies the arrival of the white bear. It's a really delighful event and must be celebrated in one way or another. Since it's highly possible that someone has passed out by this moment, wake them up and celebrate!

Step 6: The brown bear must return. If you don't get what you have to do to get him back, you're not ready to play this game. When the brown bear returns, the game ends and those who show at least one sign of being awake (speech, ability to move, eyes opened) are declared winners. Delay the celebration for the next morning and go sleep.

Difficulty: 9/10
Fun factor: 5/10 but it really depends on how well people roleplay. If all the participants roleplay well and generally are nice to each other, it can go as high as 10/10.
Health risk: moderate to high.


Thats a crazy ass game. By the time your container is more than half vodka I don't see how you could keep drinking it thats insane.
cava!
merz
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Sweden2760 Posts
March 28 2008 14:22 GMT
#73
If anyone stands when the brown beer returns thats fucking insane.
Winners never quit, quitters never win.
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
March 28 2008 14:31 GMT
#74
WHy did the brown bear have to leave!?!?
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32046 Posts
March 28 2008 14:42 GMT
#75
brown bear returns = throw up correct? =p
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Scaramanga
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia8090 Posts
March 28 2008 14:46 GMT
#76
On March 28 2008 21:57 BlindAlbino wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2008 09:02 BlatantYorkU wrote:
On March 28 2008 08:27 fanatacist wrote:
how ieonic i am so fucked uo rdrunk right nw nad i amtrying to deal with 3 girls right now wh re like profesing shit to me like on is on msn one is on my cell phoner texing me and one is drun with me in my room but i ffeel guilty taking her virginity when her defenses are gone because she is so inebriated like i am but iwill just see how it goes lol ad yea i gues i ama heartless dick because all thes girsl are like telling me shit and i am saying that i loveteh ma all in their own ways which is kind of true but still dick lololol

fuckinbg cognac

translation:
I do not understand the definition of irony, and the fact that I am drunk is simply a coincidence. I purposely typed like this so others would believe I am drunk and think I am cool. Girls love me so much. Girls who have never had sex and are as fake-drunk as me love me. Girls tell me their innermost feelings. I relay this to an internet starcraft forum because when something like this happens, instead of capitalizing on the situation, I log onto TL.net and pray people believe me because I am typing as if I am drunk. In fact, one of them is in my room, and I feel no shame in logging onto TL.net even though if she glimpses a sight of my 2.5k+ post count her respect for me is as good as gone. I am cool. hahaha. please accept me.


very true. no one is on teamliquid while a girl is in there room. And if he was being sarcastic, then stop, as you cant see sarcasm on the internet.


FUCK BOTH OF YOUES

man this thread owns, and you guys have like 3 posts in your names, so shhhhh
Loda talked about the fun counter, it's AdmiralBulldog on his natures prophet
Waxangel
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
United States33316 Posts
March 28 2008 15:01 GMT
#77
man, I wish I had 10 friends who liked alcohol nearly as much as me to try that
AdministratorHey HP can you redo everything youve ever done because i have a small complaint?
merz
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Sweden2760 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-28 15:08:52
March 28 2008 15:07 GMT
#78
On March 28 2008 23:42 Hawk wrote:
brown bear returns = throw up correct? =p


Brown bear returns = you keep on drinking vodka while mixing it with beer until you've drank all the vodka and there's nothing but beer left = brown bear returns.

On a second thought I might end up romanian for answering that question.
Winners never quit, quitters never win.
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10831 Posts
March 28 2008 15:32 GMT
#79
That's the most horrific drinking game I've ever heard of.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
Fen
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Australia1848 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-28 16:05:44
March 28 2008 16:02 GMT
#80
hmm, wlel revelations of a drunk person. People often try and outsmart u whe yourdunk. BUt they still fail. UIt makes em look freall fucking dumb
EDIT: Ill edit tis later
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