Drunk Thread - Page 4

On March 28 2008 14:28 MrOwMrOw wrote:
hawk its half 6pm u doob -.- and abt fakesteve...

i fricking second...

On March 28 2008 15:52 IntoTheWow wrote:


I challenge you to a jumping-out-of-the-window contest. Bo3 you go first

On March 28 2008 09:02 BlatantYorkU wrote:

translation:
I do not understand the definition of irony, and the fact that I am drunk is simply a coincidence. I purposely typed like this so others would believe I am drunk and think I am cool. Girls love me so much. Girls who have never had sex and are as fake-drunk as me love me. Girls tell me their innermost feelings. I relay this to an internet starcraft forum because when something like this happens, instead of capitalizing on the situation, I log onto TL.net and pray people believe me because I am typing as if I am drunk. In fact, one of them is in my room, and I feel no shame in logging onto TL.net even though if she glimpses a sight of my 2.5k+ post count her respect for me is as good as gone. I am cool. hahaha. please accept me.

On March 28 2008 22:04 BluzMan wrote:
This thread will get owned by russians.

On March 28 2008 22:04 BluzMan wrote:
This thread will get owned by russians.

Anyway, I think it could be appropriate to write the rules for several good alcohol games. Message me if you want me to teach you play the alcohol ladder, Cardinal Puff, literball and other exciting games. For now:

The Return of The Brown Bear:

Suggested players: 10+ if you want to survive.

Step 1: This is an outdoor game. First of all, you need to get out on a hike. Night in the forest and tents would be appropriate, but if that is impossible, the backyard of your house could probably do.

Step 2: Buy vodka and beer of your choosing. The quality of the beer is less important than quantity, but the darker it's hue is, the better.

Step 3: Find some large vessel for liquid. A large tourist bowl is a good idea.

Step 4: The game begins with the bowl filled with beer. Every participant has a cup which he drowns in the bowl to fill with beer. Participants act in turn. Important! : the amount of liquid in the bowl is always preserved! It must be kept full at all times. For now, for every cup of liquid taken, the corresponding amount of vodka is added into the bowl.

Step 5: When the liquid in the bowl turns entirely transparent, it signifies the arrival of the white bear. It's a really delighful event and must be celebrated in one way or another. Since it's highly possible that someone has passed out by this moment, wake them up and celebrate!

Step 6: The brown bear must return. If you don't get what you have to do to get him back, you're not ready to play this game. When the brown bear returns, the game ends and those who show at least one sign of being awake (speech, ability to move, eyes opened) are declared winners. Delay the celebration for the next morning and go sleep.

Difficulty: 9/10
Fun factor: 5/10 but it really depends on how well people roleplay. If all the participants roleplay well and generally are nice to each other, it can go as high as 10/10.
Health risk: moderate to high.

On March 28 2008 21:57 BlindAlbino wrote:


very true. no one is on teamliquid while a girl is in there room. And if he was being sarcastic, then stop, as you cant see sarcasm on the internet.

On March 28 2008 23:42 Hawk wrote:
brown bear returns = throw up correct? =p