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Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1971 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-10 00:05:01
December 09 2009 23:53 GMT
#1


Hot damn I could jizz all over those dresses and their faces and their legs and those phones. gawd what sexy dresses =o

Although I'd imagine that the chance of me getting an opportunity to explode on their legs is not so great, a shot with that phone is definately within my capabilities.

The LG BL40, aka the New LG Chocolate:
[image loading]


Should I get this phone?

I was interested in the phone since first seeing it in the above MV, although when I first saw it I told myself it'd be unlikely that the phone would be carried here in polar igloo bear land. Thus, when I picked up a dirty, second-hand newspaper on the train yesterday, and saw that a mobile carrier was carrying the phone in my country , I was like "HMMMMMM maybe I should get the phone so that I can use that sexy smartphone to play that sexy snsd video... yes!!! mind-blasting!!!"

I did some research when I got home, and it turns out that I can get the phone for 100 dollars (in polar bear money) with a 3-year voice and data plan (which I believe will cost me $50 minimum per month).

$50 a month? no way man, I only pay like 20 bucks a month for my current voice plan. Besides, the BL40 has wifi and since I spend 90% of my time at the uni or at home, and since I really don't need to use the internets on the buses and trains, why should I pay for the overpriced data plan? Anyways, it turns out that if I just buy the phone straight up for $500 and just switch phones while keeping my current dataless voice plan, I'll save $300 or more over the next three years.

So what do you guys think?

Is this phone good? Is the snsd video good for fapping? Is it actually possible for me to get a smartphone w/o a data plan? (Telus is the provider and I live in Canada if you haven't figured it out) Do you recommend a data plan-less smart phone? Will I have troubles blocking the network data (in the case I don't get a data plan) and making sure wifi is the only online connection I have? Is the phone actually that sexy? I know the phone looks long enough to be an oddly-shaped dildo (yes, this is what I was thinking as I watched SNSD dancing with those phones [you like???]), but it is actually not as weird as you think. I've seen it and held it and it is actually quite normal-looking in person.

Also the massive screen is so sexy for watching videos, it looks like it's OLED but it's actually your standard LCD screen, just that LG has made it super sexy sharp and vivid.

btw heres more versions of the song, including the one by f(x):
+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awF9ICobfk8&feature=sub





anyways, thanks in advance for the input guys

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FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11562 Posts
December 09 2009 23:54 GMT
#2
lol what
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Carnac
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
Germany / USA16648 Posts
December 09 2009 23:58 GMT
#3
[image loading]


imho.
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meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
December 10 2009 00:00 GMT
#4
Lol, is this thread about fapping to SNSD disguised as a thread about a phone commercial?
blue_arrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1971 Posts
December 10 2009 00:03 GMT
#5
lol no i just want some opinions as to whether or not i should get the phone, and if my approach to getting the phone is viable

maybe i shouldnt have sidetracked so much and focused more on my point lols
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KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
December 10 2009 00:08 GMT
#6
this thread is a phone commercial disguised as a fapping thread disguised as a thread about chocolate
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Nal_rAwr
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2611 Posts
December 10 2009 00:09 GMT
#7
umm SNSD approves what more do you need
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nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-10 00:12:11
December 10 2009 00:11 GMT
#8
I'm getting one of those =)

p/s: the phone i mean, who gives a shit about SNSD lol j/k
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Spike
Profile Joined October 2003
United States1392 Posts
December 10 2009 00:15 GMT
#9
Was expecting chocolate, left disappointed.
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4839 Posts
December 10 2009 00:16 GMT
#10
On December 10 2009 09:00 meeple wrote:
Lol, is this thread about fapping to SNSD disguised as a thread about a phone commercial?

TL in a nutshell.
My strategy is to fork people.
blue_arrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1971 Posts
December 10 2009 00:29 GMT
#11
come on, snsd tastes just as delicious and comes in 9 different, intoxicating, and probably hairy (from what I understand), flavors.

Anyways do any of you have a smartphone like an iphone or pre or whatnot without a data plan?
I know in the states that AT&T and Verizon forces all smartphones to have a data plan, which kind of sucks, but I have no clue as to whether or not Canada has the same restrictions. I've been searching and asking around but nobody seems to know.
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DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
December 10 2009 00:32 GMT
#12
On December 10 2009 09:16 Severedevil wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 10 2009 09:00 meeple wrote:
Lol, is this thread about fapping to SNSD disguised as a thread about a phone commercial?

TL in a nutshell.


We know TL far too well.
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lilsusie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3861 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-10 01:04:30
December 10 2009 00:57 GMT
#13
The chocolate phone is pretty large. It reminds me of a TV remote. Very nice though, the touch screen is sturdy. My coworker has one.

I, on the other hand, got this one:



Oh, I'm minimalistic White.
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DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
December 10 2009 01:22 GMT
#14
On December 10 2009 08:58 Carnac wrote:
[image loading]


imho.

I too was horribly disappointed upon discovering the contents of this thread was not inclusive to the subject of real edible and delicious chocolate.
yes.
lilsusie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3861 Posts
December 10 2009 01:30 GMT
#15
Hahaha - you know, when this first came out, this is what came to mind:



Also - what is this fad of having Kpop groups make songs JUST for cell phones?
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OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
December 10 2009 01:31 GMT
#16
Is the SNSD video good for fapping?

Yes.

As for the actual phone, errr, first of all, I don't like Telus as the provider - I'm current with Telus with my Samsung Instinct and yeah. Big disappointment. As soon as I'm done my 36 months (through 15 months of it so far) I'm switching over to Rogers. One thing I like tho, they fucked up my initial 3 months because I had free unlimited data plan 3 months as a promotional offer, which they billed me for, which I complained, which they fucked up once more, but fucked themselves over by making unlimited data plan free for the rest of the contract period. So... it worked out for me, but still, Telus sucks.
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GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51583 Posts
December 10 2009 01:35 GMT
#17
should get something more 'smartphone' like a htc hero/pro.

the thing that's going to let you down with the new chocolate is the sometimes incredibly laggy as fuck interface.
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il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
December 10 2009 01:50 GMT
#18
Don't fap on those girls, they're mine! I don't think you should buy it just because of that commercial though, do you buy their ramen and clothing because of what you see?
Equaoh
Profile Joined October 2008
Canada427 Posts
December 10 2009 02:05 GMT
#19
Man, in my day all we had were the 'can you hear me now' phone commercials.
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
December 10 2009 02:09 GMT
#20
On December 10 2009 10:30 lilsusie wrote:
Hahaha - you know, when this first came out, this is what came to mind:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x2W12A8Qow

Also - what is this fad of having Kpop groups make songs JUST for cell phones?


Can't say I'm a fan of this song. Stupid Tay Zonday selling out...
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XinRan
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States530 Posts
December 10 2009 02:48 GMT
#21
Yes, please buy the phone! That way, the cell phone companies would see that making sexy music vids are a good way to sell phones, and therefore commission more. Win-win.
"To be fair, Kal played like absolute garbage. His noted inconsistency and bad record versus Jaedong high fived into a cacophony of suck." - TwoToneTerran
blue_arrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1971 Posts
December 10 2009 05:44 GMT
#22
On December 10 2009 10:31 OpticalShot wrote:
Is the SNSD video good for fapping?

Yes.

As for the actual phone, errr, first of all, I don't like Telus as the provider - I'm current with Telus with my Samsung Instinct and yeah. Big disappointment. As soon as I'm done my 36 months (through 15 months of it so far) I'm switching over to Rogers. One thing I like tho, they fucked up my initial 3 months because I had free unlimited data plan 3 months as a promotional offer, which they billed me for, which I complained, which they fucked up once more, but fucked themselves over by making unlimited data plan free for the rest of the contract period. So... it worked out for me, but still, Telus sucks.


Damn, free unlimited data plan?! Thats worth a couple grand right there dude. But yeah, the plan I'm on right now is too good to switch providers, it's more than 4 years old I think and only costs $20 a month when a similar current plan would probably cost $35+. I'd ask if it's difficult switching between/blocking network and/or wifi internet connections, but since you have unlimited and free data lol...
What i'm most afraid of (if I don't get a data plan) is if my phone will connect to the internet using the network instead of WiFi when I don't want it to, and then my next bill comes in to be a couple thousand dollars.


And I guess what I like the most about the Chocolate is it's distinctiveness and looks; yeah I've seen the interface lag quite a bit in reviews, but I don't think I'll mind that much because I won't be using too many 'smartphone/3G' features on it (apps etc), maybe a little bit of browsing along with vids and music. Call me shallow, but I think I'm mostly looking for a stylish/attention-grabbing phone that will replace both my phone and my nearly-battery-dead iPod.
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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
December 10 2009 05:47 GMT
#23
omg yuri in the chocolate love mv

hnnnnnnnnngh
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ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
December 10 2009 05:48 GMT
#24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkP1tCJtGS0

I like f(x) version better for the dancing. The singing is a bit worse though.
Sullifam
blue_arrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1971 Posts
December 10 2009 05:54 GMT
#25
On December 10 2009 10:30 lilsusie wrote:
Hahaha - you know, when this first came out, this is what came to mind:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x2W12A8Qow

Also - what is this fad of having Kpop groups make songs JUST for cell phones?


lol yes this song does subconsciously come up whenever i think about the chocolate with SNSDs mv. And yeah, kpop groups probably get paid well/are bossed by big corporations into making these songs; most of them kind of suck but I actually consider Chocolate Love to be prrreetty good imo.
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