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[Cartoon] How to Play Protoss!

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Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-15 09:06:25
October 18 2009 21:05 GMT
#1
First off, college life has been so busy (we started less than a month ago), and not only have I not had time for SC anymore, but I'm really not all that interested either. Of course, it's Caltech, and there's an assload of homework (each one of our FRESHMAN math problem answers is literally a paragraph of words and Greek symbols), but besides that, there are plenty of chill guys and better-looking-than-expected girls. And plus, my life has just been a shitstorm of drama ever since I got here. So here is my unfinished Protoss comic, since I doubt I'd ever finish it anyways. I think i'll morph back into a lurker and burrow in my little hole here on TL again.
And links to previous comics:
How to Play Terran
How to Play Zerg

How to Play Protoss

One a, two a, three a, four
Forge is spinning, so is core
Raise our voices; spirits soar
"Aiur's what our lives are for!"

[image loading]
Hydra blood and Zergling gore
Soak the ground and stain the floor.
Hark! Our fearsome battle roar
Says, "Bitch, now we've won the war!"

[image loading]
There's one fact you can't ignore:
Truth is that your macro's poor,
Mouse damn slow, so you implore
"How is it I win once more?"

(Didn't finish this image)

One a, two a, three a, four.
Protoss can be such a bore.



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[image loading]


EDIT: MAJOR thanks to ZeroCartin for teaching me how to draw/paint properly on the computer.

http://caltechrankmaniac2012.wordpress.com/

****
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1837 Posts
October 18 2009 21:08 GMT
#2

<3 Tetra
CJ Entusman #14 • http://soundcloud.com/discodinosaur • https://discosaur.bandcamp.com/
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
October 18 2009 21:18 GMT
#3
Amazing! I love the first pic, great use of colors!
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11390 Posts
October 18 2009 21:18 GMT
#4
On October 19 2009 06:08 LeperKahn wrote:

<3 Tetra

Tetra > all. <3
Moderator。◕‿◕。
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
October 18 2009 21:21 GMT
#5
Saracen I love your work.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
October 18 2009 21:39 GMT
#6
LOLOL!

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I miss you Saracen :[
Retired BW Noob
oxidized
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States324 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-18 21:48:04
October 18 2009 21:47 GMT
#7
noob play more sc

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nice comic
Tom Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
1114 Posts
October 18 2009 21:48 GMT
#8
Aiur is a jungle planet. A JUNGLE PLANET!

Nice work as always, Saracen. I hope you will finish the last image.
You and your "5 years of competitive RTS experience" can take a hike. - FrozenArbiter
mptj
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States485 Posts
October 18 2009 21:51 GMT
#9
LOLOL amzing!
"Only the Good Die Young"
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
October 18 2009 22:06 GMT
#10
Awesome.

Lol "not Stork's core"
[TLMS] REBOOT
Rice
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1332 Posts
October 18 2009 22:19 GMT
#11
that is the cutest drone ever
Freedom will be defended at the cost of civil liberties.
pinenamu
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States770 Posts
October 18 2009 22:22 GMT
#12
the last image is so cute haha

great stuff, i hope you finish it one day
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 18 2009 22:22 GMT
#13
Dude that's NASTY.

You are so good!
Peace~
ryuu_
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1266 Posts
October 18 2009 22:22 GMT
#14
hahaha great comic, the probe looks cute.
♣ Jaedong. Stork. Bisu. Calm. NaDa. SC2: Sen, MKP, DRG, MMA, Grubby, NonY, Ret, Jinro, TLO, Sheth, HayprO, Zenio,Taeja,Snute, Sea, Rain, MC,Squirtle,Stephano,Parting ,Life, and HEROOOOO <3
OreoBoi
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada1639 Posts
October 18 2009 22:23 GMT
#15
LOL nice

Although I think there should be some mention of dts
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 18 2009 22:26 GMT
#16
On October 19 2009 07:23 OreoBoi wrote:
LOL nice

Although I think there should be some mention of dts

I think that thing with the green blade-type-thing is a DT.
Peace~
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
October 18 2009 22:26 GMT
#17
LOLOL those are amazing

zerg one owns LOL
why so 진지해?
imDerek
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1944 Posts
October 18 2009 22:36 GMT
#18
haha love it
Least favorite progamers: Leta, Zero, Mind, Shine, free, really <-- newly added
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9947 Posts
October 18 2009 22:36 GMT
#19
5/5

very nice
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
Phelix
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1931 Posts
October 18 2009 22:40 GMT
#20
Another great comic!
Venture Capital is better off spent on lottery tickets rather than investing in E-Sports; you'll get a far better return. The difference is simple: Koreans are tryharding at the game, foreigners are tryharding in real-life.
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