[Cartoon] How to Play Protoss!

One a, two a, three a, four
Forge is spinning, so is core
Raise our voices; spirits soar
"Aiur's what our lives are for!"

Hydra blood and Zergling gore
Soak the ground and stain the floor.
Hark! Our fearsome battle roar
Says, "Bitch, now we've won the war!"

There's one fact you can't ignore:
Truth is that your macro's poor,
Mouse damn slow, so you implore
"How is it I win once more?"

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One a, two a, three a, four.
Protoss can be such a bore.