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Heartbreak Ridge is the worst map ever created.

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LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9015 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-10 22:31:08
September 10 2009 04:26 GMT
#1
Mod Edit:
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Edit 2:
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This game is hard enough. I don't need Heartbreak Ridge making it any harder.

I'm already a dumbass and choose to play Terran as my main race. (seriously why am I playing terran? I think I asked why in a previous blog...) Terran on it's own is a fucking impossible race to play. Every game on any map is like uberhardmode. Now add this god awful map called Heartbreak Ridge to the equation and you get some ridiculously stupid mix of uberhardmode and impossibility.

What it should have been called was fuckyouintheass ridge.

I swear EVERY possible FUCKING thing that messes with your mind is in play on HBR. First of all it's a one on one map, so say hello to bullshit cheeses 24/7. Proxy gateway in ur main with pylon on ridge outside. How fucked up is that. If you spawn right side you have to wall or u pretty much get stolen gas which is pretty much gg. Especially since there are no ramps. Are you kidding me? No ramps even? At least on destination we had a ramp. As if no fucking ramps was bad enough, there's a LEDGE above your choke. rofl? Ledge above ramp is bad enough on colo2 but at least there you get a nested natural. Here any possible wall is on the inside so you still have to work your ass off to simply survive a 10/15 gate and then still have to work like a mofo for ur expo.

Your nat is a joke, positioning turrets vs muta harass is like rofl. You can place turrets above but they get picked off so easily. You can position stuff below but u have no vision and he just rapes scvs randomly and ur gas always gets raped. Oh and I just found out recently u can siege tanks at the third and rape the other guys nat gas TvT and other guy can't do jack shit about it. fucking homo.

There are multiple main paths to the enemy base. Your army can be pushing on one side while a million troops march for a counter and when you try to pull back all ur shit gets clusterfucked in the middle. Oh by the way why the FUCK is there a base in the middle. I swear it's probably more fucking retarded than the middle base on Andromeda. Good luck trying to take a 4th base TvP. Good luck taking out zerg expos at 11 or 5. If they position sunks correctly and have swarm the chokes into those bases is so small its gg no re. And it takes u an hour to get to those bases. Reminds me of Katrina when ur troops basically had to run 26 miles to take out zerg expos. hell even taking a 3rd base feels shitty. half the time when you try to take 1 or 7 your stuck covering with tanks on the low ground near one of the ridges. If you don't mine+position perfectly every time u get fucked. How stupid is that? I mean seriously this game is a fucking hardmode game already why... just why.

Did I mention the temple+mineral fucking idiotjoke behind ur natural yet? No? Well guess what, whoever decided this map wasn't a fucking homonightmare already decided to add this shit which u can mine out or glitch units through. glitching DT's through there is really fucking retarded. You can have turret positioned at ur nat and turrets in main but if he glitches a few dts or mines it out u can get fucked so easily.

I don't give a shit what the progaming stats are on this map btw this is the most imba and most retarded map ever. (I'm sure it's a "Terran" favored map, BULLCRAP)

I do believe this is the worst map to grace the competitive starcraft scene in my 11 year history of playing this stupid game. It's motw on iccup right now and easily the most popular map in random public games. F that and F HBR. All I can say is the next one on one map better fucking have choke ramps or there will be hell to pay.



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iLict
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina57 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-10 04:34:04
September 10 2009 04:33 GMT
#2
It is a heavily Terran favored map, you just seem to not know how to counter anything you listed....

& how about you scout cheese or send a early SCV out if you know its a 2 player map.. shit is common sense.


and gas stolen? Lawl.. how bout you cut a scv for a bit and take it a bit earlier?

Although I do agree with the turret stuff, complete bullshit.
is a Clasic
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-10 04:37:28
September 10 2009 04:34 GMT
#3
YOU SIR ARE A GENIUS AND SCHOLAR

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On September 10 2009 13:33 iLict wrote:
It is a heavily Terran favored map, you just seem to not know how to counter anything you listed....

& how about you scout cheese or send a early SCV out if you know its a 2 player map.. shit is common sense.


and gas stolen? Lawl.. how bout you cut a scv for a bit and take it a bit earlier?

Although I do agree with the turret stuff, complete bullshit.


QUIET INFIDEL THE MAN HAS A POINT
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Entertaining
Profile Joined September 2007
Canada793 Posts
September 10 2009 04:35 GMT
#4
Thats why pro terran players put an scv on each path to their base, later they use flying buildings, but up untill then you need an scv or like you said they just go around u and into your base.

Then guess what happens? u get clusterfucked in middle.

you can also use 2 supply depots and a rax to perfect wall ur nat.

the ridge above ur nat is agreeably retarded. zerg just 2hatch muta and pick off whatever ur using to sight the mineral then go into lurker and screw up ur nat. ive found that literally walling it with turrets works best.

i dont know if u were asking for advice or just ranting but i feel ur pain.
DM20
Profile Joined September 2008
Canada544 Posts
September 10 2009 04:37 GMT
#5
It wasn't called heartbreak for nothing.
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-10 04:38:33
September 10 2009 04:38 GMT
#6
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnhaB5ZHCsU

Its the truth.
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9015 Posts
September 10 2009 04:49 GMT
#7
On September 10 2009 13:35 Entertaining wrote:

i dont know if u were asking for advice or just ranting but i feel ur pain.
u can't ask for advice with a map like HBR u have to just rage.
KawaiiRice
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2914 Posts
September 10 2009 04:50 GMT
#8
On September 10 2009 13:33 iLict wrote:
It is a heavily Terran favored map, you just seem to not know how to counter anything you listed....

& how about you scout cheese or send a early SCV out if you know its a 2 player map.. shit is common sense.


and gas stolen? Lawl.. how bout you cut a scv for a bit and take it a bit earlier?

Although I do agree with the turret stuff, complete bullshit.


Stop posting.

DONT FORGET WHEN YOU BREAK OUT OF TURTLE PUSH LOLOL 4 FULL ENERGY ARB STASIS YOUR WHOLE ARMY L0L0l0l0l0 -_-
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Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
September 10 2009 04:53 GMT
#9
I suggest calling yourself "UnLuckyFool" since you use terran making you a fool and UnLucky due to the amount of PvT in HeartBreak Ridge.
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
lazz
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia3119 Posts
September 10 2009 05:07 GMT
#10
yeah bro, sounds like you shouldnt be playing terran if you find it so difficult/frustrating.. lol
MeriaDoKk
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Chile1726 Posts
September 10 2009 05:10 GMT
#11
Change the name to Heartbreaked Terran imo.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27139 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-10 05:26:24
September 10 2009 05:17 GMT
#12
On September 10 2009 14:07 lazz wrote:
yeah bro, sounds like you shouldnt be playing terran if you find it so difficult/frustrating.. lol


Fuck that. Terran is the race of big dicked Vikings who rampage across the galaxies in huge battleships, rip up the ground with artillery spawned from the forges of hell, and send waves of valiant warriors to fight the freaks of science. Much better to die an awesome Terran than to live as a magic wielding fairy or a mindless sac of biological goop.
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Crunchums
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States11143 Posts
September 10 2009 05:18 GMT
#13
goddamn terran players deserve every second of it [image loading]
brood war for life, brood war forever
theobsessed1
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States576 Posts
September 10 2009 05:25 GMT
#14
Everytime I read a rant about Terran being hard, I'm so fucking not annoyed at all.
I feel so compassionate, so understanding, so warm... The feeling that I'm not the only one out there suffering.. We're all suffering together...

Yes
Fuck Protoss
Fuck HBR
정명훈 화이팅!~
Mystlord *
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10264 Posts
September 10 2009 05:34 GMT
#15
Lololol sucks to be you Lucky. By the way, ZvT isn't as imba on that map as you think. Start using dropships kthxbye.
It is impossible to be a citizen if you don't make an effort to understand the most basic activities of your government. It is very difficult to thrive in an increasingly competitive world if you're a nation of doods.
dekuschrub
Profile Joined May 2008
United States2069 Posts
September 10 2009 05:38 GMT
#16
5/5

this map is so homo. i feel your pain terran brethren
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
September 10 2009 05:39 GMT
#17
I FUCKING HATE HEARTBREAK RIDGE TOO

5/5
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9015 Posts
September 10 2009 05:42 GMT
#18
I hate HBR almost as much as I hate protoss who researches air attack and cancels into 4minute dt tech.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
September 10 2009 05:44 GMT
#19
Those sneaky fuckers are out to get us Lucky.

And fuck Zerg just because 2hatch is imba.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
theobsessed1
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States576 Posts
September 10 2009 05:51 GMT
#20
On September 10 2009 14:42 LuckyFool wrote:
I hate HBR almost as much as I hate protoss who researches air attack and cancels into 4minute dt tech.


AH HOLY SHIT FUCK air attack
I've been faking using goon range every time PvT til now... thanks LOL im so dumb

and dont get me wrong, my main is T, i just hate TvT >_>
정명훈 화이팅!~
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