My probe came back and was vaporized (visible as a puff of probe guts in the picture; RIP) after it scouted three barracks and two supply depots with four marines already out. The supply depots made me scratch my head a little bit, but I was too busy being scared out of my socks to muse over it since I only had one stalker out.
I had to use a (very poorly handled) probe drill to push them back and buy time for more units.
He almost got to my mineral line but zealots and sentries came out just in time. He didn't even micro his marines away from my zealots.
From here on all I did was wait for him to come up my ramp, FF the ramp, and sick my zealots on him.
Since clearly three barracks pumping marines wasn't cutting it, my opponent decided to add another.
Orbital commands are overrated.
He finally left the game without even a GG after I had a bunch of sentries and zealots out with a void ray on the way.
I checked his profile and he was a 933 Terran, at the top of his division in diamond. wat?
I don't know what it is with all these hilarious proxies I've been getting (got a 3 gate 1 forge proxy in an earlier game) but I certainly don't mind the easy wins.