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On May 26 2010 08:52 omninmo wrote:i really raced a pig once, toe to toe. i had two friends in my honda prelude (back in the 90s this was) and an ounce of cannabis. for some reason when a cop flew past going about 80mph i decided to accelerate and pass him. then he flew past me again and turned on his lights, duh. when he pulled me over i thought it was curtains: flagrant speed assault on an officer of the law, possession with intent to distribute, driving under the influence, etc. i needed to prevent him from coming over to my side of the vehicle (where the dope was under my seat and quite pungent). i decided to just get out and meet him half-way. that as 10 years ago, so i was obviously a kid of 17 or so and since im not black i knew i wasn't going to get shot. anyway, when i got out and met the officer half-way between our cars this dialogue took place: Show nested quote +officer: this vehicle of yours a honda prelude?
me: yessum
officer:what year?
me: 92
officer: Nice! I always like the older body style. I got me a 94 with vtech.
me: oh i wanted one of those but a little out of my price range.
officer: yea, its pretty nice. anyway, don't race cops ok. you kids have fun.
me: yessir!
how can you call such a bad ass cop a pig 
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On May 26 2010 08:50 Apex wrote:
Probably a veteran cop who has been in too many high-speed chases in his lifetime.
this for sure hahaha, nice car btw, im working on getting either a g35 or a 240sx, how does the g35 handle, drive like?
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On May 26 2010 08:52 omninmo wrote:i really raced a pig once, toe to toe. i had two friends in my honda prelude (back in the 90s this was) and an ounce of cannabis. for some reason when a cop flew past going about 80mph i decided to accelerate and pass him. then he flew past me again and turned on his lights, duh. when he pulled me over i thought it was curtains: flagrant speed assault on an officer of the law, possession with intent to distribute, driving under the influence, etc. i needed to prevent him from coming over to my side of the vehicle (where the dope was under my seat and quite pungent). i decided to just get out and meet him half-way. that as 10 years ago, so i was obviously a kid of 17 or so and since im not black i knew i wasn't going to get shot. anyway, when i got out and met the officer half-way between our cars this dialogue took place: Show nested quote +officer: this vehicle of yours a honda prelude?
me: yessum
officer:what year?
me: 92
officer: Nice! I always like the older body style. I got me a 94 with vtech.
me: oh i wanted one of those but a little out of my price range.
officer: yea, its pretty nice. anyway, don't race cops ok. you kids have fun.
me: yessir!
damn.... lucky
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lol. The ONE time this was almost happening to me, it as on an even slope on the street so I couldn't even use the wide turns around the area (there were a ton) to head back into my house then run into the back yard to not catch him! I decided to just take it except he tried to clock me for criminal speeding even though he didn't use a radar so I was like lol--I can get it bumped down to civil, F U Copper!
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On May 26 2010 08:52 omninmo wrote:
officer: this vehicle of yours a honda prelude?
me: yessum
officer:what year?
me: 92
officer: Nice! I always like the older body style. I got me a 94 with vtech.
me: oh i wanted one of those but a little out of my price range.
officer: yea, its pretty nice. anyway, don't race cops ok. you kids have fun.
me: yessir!
this is just plain kickass, what an awesome cop, only time ive seen one that kickass was when my older brother's friend was going like 70mph over the speed limit (125ishmph, speed limit was 55 it was a highway) and he gets pulled over for speeding, then gets asked by the officer if he had a reason for speeding, he says he just got a turbo put in, officer suggests for him to not make it a habit to drive too fast and just walks away!
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Osaka27093 Posts
On May 26 2010 08:36 NuKedUFirst wrote:Show nested quote +On May 26 2010 08:33 DallasTx wrote:
Why would you race a cop.. just man up and take the ticket, it was your fault. Its people like you who make the internet less enjoyable..lol Seriously? tinting windows is "illegally" modifying your car? wtf..? the number of cars with tinted windows around where I live..wow. When you were talking to him, you shoulda said "GG no re".. + Show Spoiler +
If you tint your windows no one can see your racing gloves.
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On May 26 2010 09:09 Manifesto7 wrote:Show nested quote +On May 26 2010 08:36 NuKedUFirst wrote:On May 26 2010 08:33 DallasTx wrote:
Why would you race a cop.. just man up and take the ticket, it was your fault. Its people like you who make the internet less enjoyable..lol Seriously? tinting windows is "illegally" modifying your car? wtf..? the number of cars with tinted windows around where I live..wow. When you were talking to him, you shoulda said "GG no re".. + Show Spoiler + If you tint your windows no one can see your racing gloves.
Huh? What racing gloves?
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wth that sounds so lenient. althou imo it was a hella dumb to do wht u did but u lucked out
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On May 26 2010 09:09 Manifesto7 wrote:Show nested quote +On May 26 2010 08:36 NuKedUFirst wrote:On May 26 2010 08:33 DallasTx wrote:
Why would you race a cop.. just man up and take the ticket, it was your fault. Its people like you who make the internet less enjoyable..lol Seriously? tinting windows is "illegally" modifying your car? wtf..? the number of cars with tinted windows around where I live..wow. When you were talking to him, you shoulda said "GG no re".. + Show Spoiler + If you tint your windows no one can see your racing gloves.
actually here the law is so that they can see any gunz you have on your person, really retarted actually bc who in their right mind would put a gun in plain sight! thats retarted
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You should have gone right right right in a square and followed the cop car LOL
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On May 26 2010 09:36 mesobored123 wrote:
You should have gone right right right in a square and followed the cop car LOL
LOL The cop is like ... "What the ... how is this car following me ... wasn't I following it? ...".
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haha wow man you got some balls to do that.
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United States1719 Posts
On May 26 2010 09:09 Manifesto7 wrote:Show nested quote +On May 26 2010 08:36 NuKedUFirst wrote:On May 26 2010 08:33 DallasTx wrote:
Why would you race a cop.. just man up and take the ticket, it was your fault. Its people like you who make the internet less enjoyable..lol Seriously? tinting windows is "illegally" modifying your car? wtf..? the number of cars with tinted windows around where I live..wow. When you were talking to him, you shoulda said "GG no re".. + Show Spoiler + If you tint your windows no one can see your racing gloves.
ROFL
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Wait a second... you're that guy with the baller street racer picture in a thread somewhere. Damn, someone needs to find that picture, this story compliments it well.
+ Show Spoiler +If your not that guy then i just embarassed myself
Edit: found it
+ Show Spoiler +
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On May 26 2010 09:44 redtooth wrote:
haha wow man you got some balls to do that.
My friends call me retarded lol
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On May 26 2010 09:49 CosmicAC wrote:Wait a second... you're that guy with the baller street racer picture in a thread somewhere. Damn, someone needs to find that picture, this story compliments it well. + Show Spoiler +If your not that guy then i just embarassed myself
Oh you mean this one?
+ Show Spoiler +
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konadora
Singapore66063 Posts
lol pretty awesome story hahaha
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Racing people on crowded roads is a dream of mine. In my dream no one dies.
If I were that cop, I would be super happy to have the opportunity to race through the city chasing you. If you were fleeing from a ticket that I couldn't even give you in the first place, that would really be hilarious. I'm shocked he searched for an excuse to give you a ticket. I'd have thanked you.
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Dang kOre, that's pretty awesome and lucky. Would've been even better if you were wearing your CJ Entus jacket too.
As for the tinting, I think there's a certain percentage car windows are allowed to be tinted, right? At least here in America there is.
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Um... so you were right about speeding up on the uphill, but why on earth would you stop in a driveway? You're supposed to drive into a huge parking lot or a car wash. God, and I'm supposed to be getting my keyboards smuggled into the country through you?
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