You know, I actually have no idea how useful this thing actually is; I imagine the good clue anayzers can work their magic just using the sign-up list and their own formidable powers of intuition. However, this seemed to be well-received last game and I had a lot more free time than I expected today, so here's another compiled list of player profiles for Mafia VIII. I've only included the name, quote, profile and photo here, but the original profile is linked as well just in case. I hope people find this useful!
Day One
Day Two
Day Three
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Profiles
1.
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Quote: Attacking a Terran without any lurkers is like going hunting without your accordion.
Profile: None
Quote: Attacking a Terran without any lurkers is like going hunting without your accordion.
Profile: None
2. Incognito
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Quote: Democracy: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Mafia forum!--http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31
Profile: Mafia Forum
Blame success for your failures.
I voted for you during your last election.
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them.
Education is a state-controlled manufactory of echoes.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Politics is war without bloodshed, while war is politics with bloodshed.
There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.
Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Education... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.
A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.
Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed.
There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality.
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Quote: Democracy: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Mafia forum!--http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31
Profile: Mafia Forum
Blame success for your failures.
I voted for you during your last election.
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them.
Education is a state-controlled manufactory of echoes.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Politics is war without bloodshed, while war is politics with bloodshed.
There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.
Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Education... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.
A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.
Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed.
There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality.
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
3. Scamp
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Quote: Cheese is good for you!
Profile: None
Quote: Cheese is good for you!
Profile: None
4. Scaramanga
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Quote: IM ON A BOAT MOTHER FUCKER DONT YOU EVER FORGET Youngho, Sangwon and Kangmin, Allkill please! fLb altitude team hwaiting!
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Quote: IM ON A BOAT MOTHER FUCKER DONT YOU EVER FORGET Youngho, Sangwon and Kangmin, Allkill please! fLb altitude team hwaiting!
Profile: None
5. BloodyC0bbler
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Quote: Rhaegar fought nobly. Rhaegar fought valiantly. Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaeger died. --Ser Jorah Mormont TL MAFIA FORUM http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 go go !
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Quote: Rhaegar fought nobly. Rhaegar fought valiantly. Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaeger died. --Ser Jorah Mormont TL MAFIA FORUM http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 go go !
Profile: None
6.
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Quote: 靈魂交響曲 (Translation: Soul Symphony)
Profile: None
Quote: 靈魂交響曲 (Translation: Soul Symphony)
Profile: None
7. nemY
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Profile: and maybe tomorrow is a better day...
Quote: None
Profile: and maybe tomorrow is a better day...
8. fusionsdf
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Quote: This was a 5 star post ✭✭✭✭✭
Profile:
http://www.goear.com/listen.php?v=4fb5b98
In school, I was the kid who sat in the back of the class and hid behind his book, the one you felt bad for, but not bad enough to do something. People always told me, "Jack, you need to smile more." Perhaps I was a bit on the sulky side, but was it any of their business whether I smiled or not? Well one day, these kids invite me to a party. Of course, I'm ecstatic. Well, being my first time at a party, it's my first time drinking. Long story short... I pass out. And wake up in the emergency room. My face is burning, and it turns out that they really did just want to see me smile. One of those ass holes decided to draw on my face with a permanent marker, and I had a pretty severe allergy to some of the things in those markers. But now, at least nobody has to remind me to smile.
http://www.youtube.com/v/5y7p_jMVACo&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1
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On January 12 2009 14:41 Manifesto7 wrote:
We have a warning for that actually hahaha
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Posting like fusionsdf Message:
Please
don't post like this,
it is very annoying.
Believe it or not,
we can still tell
when these posts
have no content.
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On October 21 2008 03:47 Kennigit wrote:
1) Slip Linkin Park lyrics into regular conversations to troll ppl.
I can understand why someone might get tweaked by it but In the end it doesn't even matter
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Quote: This was a 5 star post ✭✭✭✭✭
Profile:
http://www.goear.com/listen.php?v=4fb5b98
In school, I was the kid who sat in the back of the class and hid behind his book, the one you felt bad for, but not bad enough to do something. People always told me, "Jack, you need to smile more." Perhaps I was a bit on the sulky side, but was it any of their business whether I smiled or not? Well one day, these kids invite me to a party. Of course, I'm ecstatic. Well, being my first time at a party, it's my first time drinking. Long story short... I pass out. And wake up in the emergency room. My face is burning, and it turns out that they really did just want to see me smile. One of those ass holes decided to draw on my face with a permanent marker, and I had a pretty severe allergy to some of the things in those markers. But now, at least nobody has to remind me to smile.
http://www.youtube.com/v/5y7p_jMVACo&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1
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On January 12 2009 14:41 Manifesto7 wrote:
We have a warning for that actually hahaha
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Posting like fusionsdf Message:
Please
don't post like this,
it is very annoying.
Believe it or not,
we can still tell
when these posts
have no content.
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On October 21 2008 03:47 Kennigit wrote:
1) Slip Linkin Park lyrics into regular conversations to troll ppl.
I can understand why someone might get tweaked by it but In the end it doesn't even matter
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9.
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Quote: "When you play, you have to start off with a mind to turn the game into a rape" - iloveoov --- http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=81288.
Profile: "A true man hates no one"
"Glory is fleeting but obscurity is forever."
"One bad general is better than two good ones."
-Napoleon Bonaparte
"No one ever rises so high as he who knows not where is he going."
-Oliver Cromwell
Quote: "When you play, you have to start off with a mind to turn the game into a rape" - iloveoov --- http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=81288.
Profile: "A true man hates no one"
"Glory is fleeting but obscurity is forever."
"One bad general is better than two good ones."
-Napoleon Bonaparte
"No one ever rises so high as he who knows not where is he going."
-Oliver Cromwell
10. Bockit
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Quote: The Mafia Forum Is Alive: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31
I'm on a boat
Profile: Mafia Forum!
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Oh sorry I forgot you can't read binary. - Sonuvbob
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You're going to cut off this thing first with just a knife, using only ice as a painkiller, hoping you don't fuck up and in case you do, you're going to put salt or pepper on it? This will end well. - Ramsing
Source
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Have a moderate day. - Chill
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Thank you so much Klockan, this thread had me all depressed
SC2 is like christmas when you're 5, to me. This thread was the equivalent of someone saying "let's skip christmas this year". - FrozenArbiter
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams
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I am the master of vegetable timing rush. - Silver
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http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=54575
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How varied really was protoss projectiles in BWs? They had goons and cannons that shot the same blue balls and reavers that shot bigger, fatter, longer ranged, buggy blue balls. - IntoTheWannaBe
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America turtled on island and tech to nukes. Also, some drop harass. - Jyvblamo, On WWII
Quote: The Mafia Forum Is Alive: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31
I'm on a boat
Profile: Mafia Forum!
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Oh sorry I forgot you can't read binary. - Sonuvbob
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You're going to cut off this thing first with just a knife, using only ice as a painkiller, hoping you don't fuck up and in case you do, you're going to put salt or pepper on it? This will end well. - Ramsing
Source
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Have a moderate day. - Chill
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Thank you so much Klockan, this thread had me all depressed
SC2 is like christmas when you're 5, to me. This thread was the equivalent of someone saying "let's skip christmas this year". - FrozenArbiter
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams
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I am the master of vegetable timing rush. - Silver
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http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=54575
no edits.
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How varied really was protoss projectiles in BWs? They had goons and cannons that shot the same blue balls and reavers that shot bigger, fatter, longer ranged, buggy blue balls. - IntoTheWannaBe
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America turtled on island and tech to nukes. Also, some drop harass. - Jyvblamo, On WWII
11. Plexa
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Quote: ~Spirit will set you free~
Profile: None
Quote: ~Spirit will set you free~
Profile: None
12. Camlito
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Quote: Finally added a quote 29/4/09
Profile: None
Quote: Finally added a quote 29/4/09
Profile: None
13. Showtime!
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Quote: Mini skirt season is right around the corner. ☻
Profile: I hate bandwagons.
Stephen Harper is the worst thing to happen to Canada since Brian Mulroney
The thought of a 7th NHL in Canada? Laughable! Over Gary Bettman's dead body.
Quote: Mini skirt season is right around the corner. ☻
Profile: I hate bandwagons.
Stephen Harper is the worst thing to happen to Canada since Brian Mulroney
The thought of a 7th NHL in Canada? Laughable! Over Gary Bettman's dead body.
14.
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Quote: o_O
Profile: Blank profile? Oh no, I must be mafia!
TL mafia forum: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31
Quote: o_O
Profile: Blank profile? Oh no, I must be mafia!
TL mafia forum: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31
15.
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Quote: “When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers” –Oscar Wilde
Profile: None
Quote: “When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers” –Oscar Wilde
Profile: None
16.
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Quote : ItEndsInTears
Profile: ItEndsInTears
Quote : ItEndsInTears
Profile: ItEndsInTears
17.
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Quote: "All the sounds of the Earth are like music" - Oscar Hammerstein II - TL MAFIA: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31
Profile:
Quote: "All the sounds of the Earth are like music" - Oscar Hammerstein II - TL MAFIA: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31
Profile:
18. Vivi57
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Quote: Flash hwaiting! Nal_rA forever!
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Quote: Flash hwaiting! Nal_rA forever!
Profile: None
19. Mynock
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Profile: None
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20.
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Quote: The Mafia Forum Is Alive: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31"Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are it could have been." - Kurt Vonnegut
Profile: Alright, how can I make myself a prime mafia suspect...hmm, here are some vague references (they can refer to anything!)
- Pirates have always been elusive figures.
- Oh the times! Oh the morals!
- Lasciat ogni speranza, voi che intrante.
- ”凡事须得研究,才会明白。“ - 鲁迅
- Focus the machine!
- white, blue, red, red, yellow, green, purple, brown, black, colors!
- "Procrastination is the thief of time!" - some guy from the 1600s.
- Feyman's "Law of gravitation" <--best lecture I've ever read
There, clues shouldn't be too difficult to think up with all that junk.
SHADOW SHADOW SHADOW! DRAGON FIRE STORK JAEDONG DINOSAUR SPACESHIP
I hope I'm providing the right words. Let's see...
Knife, gun, burning alive, matches, broken bottle, movie sign, punched to death, kicked to death, boiled to death, run over by a car, abducted by aliens, asphyxiation, defenestration, hanging, flaying, flagellation, robbery, arson, etc.
electronic device, book, sunglasses and other accessories.
CAR CAR CAR
cat, dog, any other pet, lion, tiger, wolf,
Little, medium, large
You got me Caller; you got me. I completely omitted an entire section of what could substantiate a clue. Songs. Ipod. Michael Jackson. Bon Jovi. Billy Joel. The beatles. Frank Sinatra. Wang Lee Hom. Bing Crosby. There.
War.
Arrow, scythe, hammer. Moonlight. Alley.
Quote: The Mafia Forum Is Alive: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31"Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are it could have been." - Kurt Vonnegut
Profile: Alright, how can I make myself a prime mafia suspect...hmm, here are some vague references (they can refer to anything!)
- Pirates have always been elusive figures.
- Oh the times! Oh the morals!
- Lasciat ogni speranza, voi che intrante.
- ”凡事须得研究,才会明白。“ - 鲁迅
- Focus the machine!
- white, blue, red, red, yellow, green, purple, brown, black, colors!
- "Procrastination is the thief of time!" - some guy from the 1600s.
- Feyman's "Law of gravitation" <--best lecture I've ever read
There, clues shouldn't be too difficult to think up with all that junk.
SHADOW SHADOW SHADOW! DRAGON FIRE STORK JAEDONG DINOSAUR SPACESHIP
I hope I'm providing the right words. Let's see...
Knife, gun, burning alive, matches, broken bottle, movie sign, punched to death, kicked to death, boiled to death, run over by a car, abducted by aliens, asphyxiation, defenestration, hanging, flaying, flagellation, robbery, arson, etc.
electronic device, book, sunglasses and other accessories.
CAR CAR CAR
cat, dog, any other pet, lion, tiger, wolf,
Little, medium, large
You got me Caller; you got me. I completely omitted an entire section of what could substantiate a clue. Songs. Ipod. Michael Jackson. Bon Jovi. Billy Joel. The beatles. Frank Sinatra. Wang Lee Hom. Bing Crosby. There.
War.
Arrow, scythe, hammer. Moonlight. Alley.
21. Amber[LighT]
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Quote: Oh no!!! I accidentally the entire thread!!!!
Profile: Scapegoating. It's apparently not the same as a sacrificial lamb/pawn:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=92834¤tpage=3
Quote: Oh no!!! I accidentally the entire thread!!!!
Profile: Scapegoating. It's apparently not the same as a sacrificial lamb/pawn:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=92834¤tpage=3
22. RebirthOfLeGenD
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Quote: Be a man, Become a Legend. ~TL Mafia Vet~ TL Mafia Forum = http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31
Profile: TL Mafia Forum = http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31
Welcome to the war
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
"What happens to a dream deferred?
Does it dry up
like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore--
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over--
like a syrupy sweet?
Maybe it just sags
like a heavy load.
Or does it explode?”
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Lag was just temp banned for 1 week by Hot_Bid.
That account was created on 2009-03-04 00:41:24 and had 16 posts.
Reason: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you want to troll, I can tell you I have no patience for that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long moderation career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop the stupidity now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, in one week, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will ban you.
Quote: Be a man, Become a Legend. ~TL Mafia Vet~ TL Mafia Forum = http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31
Profile: TL Mafia Forum = http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31
Welcome to the war
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
"What happens to a dream deferred?
Does it dry up
like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore--
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over--
like a syrupy sweet?
Maybe it just sags
like a heavy load.
Or does it explode?”
[quote = Page 150 of automated ban list]
Lag was just temp banned for 1 week by Hot_Bid.
That account was created on 2009-03-04 00:41:24 and had 16 posts.
Reason: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you want to troll, I can tell you I have no patience for that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long moderation career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop the stupidity now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, in one week, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will ban you.
23. MTF
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Quote: Think.
Profile: Hi. I play random.
You can start hating me now.
"...he says this object "survives by/ bluff, like certain insects that escape...because of their formidable appearance." Likening these things to one another Jenkins shows that some people, whether by station or boastful ego, are viewed as being superior to others by default. This may be anything from an obsolete authority figure to a schoolyard bully who establishes his dominance through intimidation. In turn, they may seem important or even necessary to society or to the individual, when in reality they are of no apparent good use. They are simply inflated beings, living the life of an unchallenged individual whose entire world is based upon image rather than accomplishment, leading to a meaningless existence."
Quote: Think.
Profile: Hi. I play random.
You can start hating me now.
"...he says this object "survives by/ bluff, like certain insects that escape...because of their formidable appearance." Likening these things to one another Jenkins shows that some people, whether by station or boastful ego, are viewed as being superior to others by default. This may be anything from an obsolete authority figure to a schoolyard bully who establishes his dominance through intimidation. In turn, they may seem important or even necessary to society or to the individual, when in reality they are of no apparent good use. They are simply inflated beings, living the life of an unchallenged individual whose entire world is based upon image rather than accomplishment, leading to a meaningless existence."
24. 0cz3c
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Quote: A boat is a boat. A mystery box can be anything – it can even be a boat! “The Mafia Forum Is Alive: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?=show_part=31”
Profile: Num negas audes? Quid taces? Convincum, si negas ; video enim esse hic quosdam qui tecum una fureunt. O di immortales!
Quote: A boat is a boat. A mystery box can be anything – it can even be a boat! “The Mafia Forum Is Alive: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?=show_part=31”
Profile: Num negas audes? Quid taces? Convincum, si negas ; video enim esse hic quosdam qui tecum una fureunt. O di immortales!
25.
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Quote : Official Entusman #21!!
Profile: I post my translations on TL and www.sc2.org
Hobbies: browsing TL, games (obviously), chess, TKD, reading mystery/fantasy books, writing pointless things on TL, making stupid jokes on TL, and wasting my time on TL.
Did I mention that I spend a lot of time at TL?
<3 Panorama
Thanks for helping me out with my hair style
Quote : Official Entusman #21!!
Profile: I post my translations on TL and www.sc2.org
Hobbies: browsing TL, games (obviously), chess, TKD, reading mystery/fantasy books, writing pointless things on TL, making stupid jokes on TL, and wasting my time on TL.
Did I mention that I spend a lot of time at TL?
<3 Panorama
Thanks for helping me out with my hair style
26. HeavOnEarth
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Quote: http://l0lhi.mybrute.com we can't be sure of anything in this world, it's the only sure thing i know
Profile: C J O S U
D L PQ T V X
AB FGHI K N R YZ
E M W
What's the pattern?
no really tell me, i have no clue :O
Quote: http://l0lhi.mybrute.com we can't be sure of anything in this world, it's the only sure thing i know
Profile: C J O S U
D L PQ T V X
AB FGHI K N R YZ
E M W
What's the pattern?
no really tell me, i have no clue :O
27. Tricode
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Quote: 1, 2, he is coming for you
Profile: Working to be in the entertainment business someday, but not an actor.
First youtube video I made
http://www.youtube.com/v/lso6M5yx7aw&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&featur=player_embedded&fs=1
Quote: 1, 2, he is coming for you
Profile: Working to be in the entertainment business someday, but not an actor.
First youtube video I made
http://www.youtube.com/v/lso6M5yx7aw&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&featur=player_embedded&fs=1
28. Malongo
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Quote: Im improving my English. Any comments about my redaction and word use will be appreciated. Secret TL Mafia forum: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31
Profile: These users have helped me with my word use. Thank you.
Smurg
mikeymoo
Quote: Im improving my English. Any comments about my redaction and word use will be appreciated. Secret TL Mafia forum: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31
Profile: These users have helped me with my word use. Thank you.
Smurg
mikeymoo
29. MrBabyHands
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Quote: that azz hole keepin my nuts snug
Profile: None
Quote: that azz hole keepin my nuts snug
Profile: None
30.
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Quote: :D
Profile : None
Quote: :D
Profile : None