But I digress.
The art of dying in dota, called “Creating Space” by the religious players, is often dismissed as “feeding” by the atheists, but it truly is the most important aspect of a zealous supports life. While it takes years of studying to really master the art of dying meaningfully, even a novice can die for the good cause. Plenty of abilities in dota have longer cooldowns than average respawn times, so in theory it is a completely valid tactic to present yourself as an opportunity for a kill if that makes the enemy use their skills suboptimally as long as your team uses the opportunity created by that well. But let’s be honest, they never do. Those despicable morons you have to put up with would rather spend the window of opportunity offending your faith than actually doing something worthwhile with their time on this Earth. And they have the audacity to claim THEY are the ones in elo hell, I mean there are no words for that. You sacrifice all you have for a chance to win, while all they do is sit there, eating their creeps and whining about how repressed they are in their lanes.
I don’t even know.