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ive had one hell of a morning LOL
EDIT: By the way im 19 turning 20 in January
Some guy pulls up to my house in a creepy ass white van unmarked and looked creepy as hell. No one answered the door so I saw him go back to the van. He then pulled out some weird key thing and sprinted towards my door and started furiously jiggling the knob. I thought he was going to break in so I set my alarm, ran out the back door, thus setting the alarm off, and bolted jumping over my fence into my neighbor's yard. At this point, I heard his van peel out and my neighbor came out saying that was a "flower guy" coming to drop off flowers for my family that she ordered. WTF. I go around to my front door and see a flower notification on my door knob, hence the jiggling of the knob.
A few minutes later a cop comes and asks what went on. I was flustered as fuark so I barely even answered his questions, not to mention I had a yodel in my hand.
Then I went to class.
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hilarious. five stars lmao
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Yeah that's actually five stars - thank you for the laugh. The guy with the random kid mowing his lawn (repeatedly) is one of the best blogs i've read and this reminded me of it. Refrain from 'FML' in the future though, it strikes me as a bit yolo.
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okay, this one was actually funny.
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not to mention I had a yodel in my hand.
I can't stop laughing.
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thanks guys lol glad you got a kick out of my crazy day xD
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Made my class a lot more bearable. Thanks for the story.
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LOL. why was your neighbor ordering flowers for you?
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On November 21 2012 08:21 synapse wrote: LOL. why was your neighbor ordering flowers for you?
They were for my mom I think lol I commute to college til next year.
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Hilarious.
Though...what is a yodel? A long horn? I didn't know there was a physical object called a yodel, always thought you just yodeled with just your hands/mouth.
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On November 21 2012 11:13 Aerisky wrote:Hilarious. Though...what is a yodel? A long horn? I didn't know there was a physical object called a yodel, always thought you just yodeled with just your hands/mouth.
It's a sort of packaged baked good. I forget who it's made by maybe Hostess or something. It's similar to say a packaged brownie or something.
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Ohh okay.
LOL that's hilarious too. I was imagining a giant horn for no apparent reason (which is really funny) but so is holding a package of Yodels in your hand.
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hostess going out of business. gotta eat dem yodels while you can man.
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On November 21 2012 13:43 Gene wrote: hostess going out of business. gotta eat dem yodels while you can man.
Preach brotha.
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On November 21 2012 12:41 Aerisky wrote: Ohh okay.
LOL that's hilarious too. I was imagining a giant horn for no apparent reason (which is really funny) but so is holding a package of Yodels in your hand.
LOL yea xD
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