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warbaby
Profile Joined May 2011
United States510 Posts
January 28 2013 18:23 GMT
#19
Oh awesome, I love the muppets!

/obs for now
It puts the GG in the basket. It does this whenever it's told or else it gets the Mutalisks again.
warbaby
Profile Joined May 2011
United States510 Posts
February 03 2013 19:01 GMT
#35
/in

Fellow players! Forget about all those guides with lots of words and good ideas. Instead, I humbly present;

WB's Guide to Winning Mafia
  1. follow instructions
  2. (optional) don't lynch WB
  3. tea & crumpets
  4. victory!

+ Show Spoiler +

THIS GUIDE IS DISTRIBUTED IN THE HOPE THAT IT WILL BE USEFUL, BUT WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY. IT IS PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. THE ENTIRE RISK AS TO THE QUALITY AND PERFORMANCE OF THE GUIDE IS WITH YOU. SHOULD THE GUIDE PROVE DEFECTIVE, YOU ASSUME THE COST OF ALL NECESSARY SERVICING, REPAIR OR CORRECTION.

IN NO EVENT UNLESS REQUIRED BY APPLICABLE LAW THE AUTHOR WILL BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR DAMAGES, INCLUDING ANY GENERAL, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF THE USE OR INABILITY TO USE THE GUIDE (INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO LOSS OF DATA OR DATA BEING RENDERED INACCURATE OR LOSSES SUSTAINED BY YOU OR THIRD PARTIES OR A FAILURE OF THE GUIDE TO OPERATE WITH ANY OTHER GUIDES), EVEN IF THE AUTHOR HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.
It puts the GG in the basket. It does this whenever it's told or else it gets the Mutalisks again.
warbaby
Profile Joined May 2011
United States510 Posts
February 04 2013 15:38 GMT
#49
On February 05 2013 00:01 WaveofShadow wrote:
Oh man, now I'm worried that this newbie game is going to be too complicated for my addled, sleep-deprived brain.
Also, need moar people to join so this game isn't at its peak during my midterms....


Just my $0.02,

Don't get stressed and worried. I did that last game and it was a huge mistake. You have one or more great, awesome, wonderful, and certainly handsome or beautiful coach(es), so if you're worried you don't understand what's going on, you can PM them. They might even will give you good advice in reply. You should also consult the available reference material.
It puts the GG in the basket. It does this whenever it's told or else it gets the Mutalisks again.
warbaby
Profile Joined May 2011
United States510 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-05 08:08:16
February 05 2013 06:25 GMT
#66
Hi Geript. Did you sign up for TL just to play forum mafia?

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Are you a smurf? This game is for muppets, not smurfs!


On February 05 2013 06:23 austinmcc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 05 2013 06:07 Promethelax wrote:
Would it be wrong to start a TL mafia beard thread? Where all we do is post pictures of our beards and revel in how manly we all are?
Yes.

A beard is just an admission that one isn't manly enough to sport a 'stache.

In less beard-related news, moar signups!


What about a beard and a stache? Who cares if the stache is in fact manlier than the beard? The beard still exists, and you may not deny it's glory. Or do you actually consider beards to be a superset of staches? (RIDICULOUS)

Anyway, with advice like this, I hope I roll scum.

edit: Further proof that austin is completely misguided in his moustache analysis. The best staches are the least manly.

e2: although I suppose I could be wrong...
It puts the GG in the basket. It does this whenever it's told or else it gets the Mutalisks again.
warbaby
Profile Joined May 2011
United States510 Posts
February 05 2013 11:03 GMT
#68
I'll only vote geript if he does not have a moustache. Or if he has one of those moustaches that make him look really evil (like Boris Badenov from Rocky and Bullwinkle).
It puts the GG in the basket. It does this whenever it's told or else it gets the Mutalisks again.
warbaby
Profile Joined May 2011
United States510 Posts
February 05 2013 15:13 GMT
#73
That's cool! We can be terrible together

However I will not be your lover. Keep your dirty beard away from my plush, felty muppet merkin!
It puts the GG in the basket. It does this whenever it's told or else it gets the Mutalisks again.
warbaby
Profile Joined May 2011
United States510 Posts
February 05 2013 19:07 GMT
#79
Haha you people with your silly real life obligations.

I have enough spare time (and loose marbles) that I could probably run 3 or 4 smurfs at once, but it'd be cheating
It puts the GG in the basket. It does this whenever it's told or else it gets the Mutalisks again.
warbaby
Profile Joined May 2011
United States510 Posts
February 06 2013 16:08 GMT
#87
I'm fine either way. Sucks a bit if any acual newbies get left out, but that's their fault for not signing up promptly
It puts the GG in the basket. It does this whenever it's told or else it gets the Mutalisks again.
warbaby
Profile Joined May 2011
United States510 Posts
February 06 2013 18:23 GMT
#93
I could try writing a blog (with lots of nonsense and pictures) but I'm not sure I'm qualified to be telling other people to join mafia yet, since I've hardly played it at all myself.

Part of me wants this game to take forever to fill up (or even /out), so I can catch up on work. But the other part of me likes playing mafia way more than doing work. T_T
It puts the GG in the basket. It does this whenever it's told or else it gets the Mutalisks again.
warbaby
Profile Joined May 2011
United States510 Posts
February 06 2013 18:58 GMT
#95
On February 07 2013 03:31 WaveofShadow wrote:
You're assuming people are going to read your blog lololol.


lol yes, that was probably not a sound assumption. Also, I really would suggest people don't read anything I post. It's best for everyone that way.
It puts the GG in the basket. It does this whenever it's told or else it gets the Mutalisks again.
warbaby
Profile Joined May 2011
United States510 Posts
February 06 2013 19:16 GMT
#97
If mislynches are my destiny, then so be it. I will take it like a man this time.
It puts the GG in the basket. It does this whenever it's told or else it gets the Mutalisks again.
warbaby
Profile Joined May 2011
United States510 Posts
February 06 2013 21:34 GMT
#109
I'll give you all the credit you want, but I charge monthly interest of 1lb of flesh per plus LIBOR.

+ Show Spoiler +
hue hue
It puts the GG in the basket. It does this whenever it's told or else it gets the Mutalisks again.
warbaby
Profile Joined May 2011
United States510 Posts
February 06 2013 22:09 GMT
#113
I'm also going to try to be a little less active than last game, at least during weekdays. Lots of work things to do, so I can make money to buy more weed, pizza and internets.
It puts the GG in the basket. It does this whenever it's told or else it gets the Mutalisks again.
warbaby
Profile Joined May 2011
United States510 Posts
February 07 2013 06:06 GMT
#131
I thought some more about writing an awesome blog to advertise this thread and TL Mafia, but it'd be like advertising the location of that forgotten asbestos-laden broom closet in high school where you could go to smoke cigarettes, bang your girlfriend, and skip gym class.
It puts the GG in the basket. It does this whenever it's told or else it gets the Mutalisks again.
warbaby
Profile Joined May 2011
United States510 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-07 07:17:16
February 07 2013 07:10 GMT
#133
If you wanted one of my cigarettes afterwards, you could have just asked.

e: Just kidding! I only like you in a non-erotic way, Corazon.
It puts the GG in the basket. It does this whenever it's told or else it gets the Mutalisks again.
warbaby
Profile Joined May 2011
United States510 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-07 14:48:12
February 07 2013 14:47 GMT
#148
I don't copy you Mocsta! It's more like we're two parts of a whole.

I'm the Yin to your Yang, the Abbot to your Costello, the Bert to your Ernie.

e: Well, more like the Ernie to your Bert
It puts the GG in the basket. It does this whenever it's told or else it gets the Mutalisks again.
warbaby
Profile Joined May 2011
United States510 Posts
February 08 2013 02:53 GMT
#171
On February 08 2013 06:58 Promethelax wrote:
And Warbaby, did we go to high school together? That just sounds so familiar.


Probably not. I went to several high schools and they all had some kind of room like that. Teenagers will be horny, and public schools will have asbestos closets. It's only natural.
It puts the GG in the basket. It does this whenever it's told or else it gets the Mutalisks again.
warbaby
Profile Joined May 2011
United States510 Posts
February 08 2013 03:19 GMT
#176
What's the record for the greatest # of thread pages for a newbie pregame?

We've got quite a while left to beat it :D
It puts the GG in the basket. It does this whenever it's told or else it gets the Mutalisks again.
warbaby
Profile Joined May 2011
United States510 Posts
February 08 2013 04:21 GMT
#179
He broke a rule but then he super glued it back together.
It puts the GG in the basket. It does this whenever it's told or else it gets the Mutalisks again.
warbaby
Profile Joined May 2011
United States510 Posts
February 08 2013 06:09 GMT
#183
Since maintaining adequate strategic cookie reserves will be critical to our success, we definitely should also policy lynch any confirmed cookie monsters.
It puts the GG in the basket. It does this whenever it's told or else it gets the Mutalisks again.
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