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Fedaykin
Profile Joined February 2003
Netherlands2003 Posts
October 03 2003 16:56 GMT
#41
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Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28701 Posts
October 03 2003 17:05 GMT
#42
haha I actually understood most of that joke without the translation!

like I even started laughing (or more like snickering) !

CRAZY
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iGgs
Profile Joined April 2003
Russian Federation772 Posts
October 03 2003 17:05 GMT
#43
On October 04 2003 01:38 BlackJack wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 03 2003 15:02 Liquid`Drone wrote:
the reason why the monk joke is funny is cause it's SO LONG and it COMPLETELY lacks a punchline, which basically makes it funny for ME because I made you all read a long joke which was not funny at all!

and I've never even typed it, always just copy paste! mouuahaha


u made me late to class because I wanted to finish that joke since I thought it was going to be very funny ._.V lol


rofl you read tl.net while you're at school ? t.t
Fedaykin
Profile Joined February 2003
Netherlands2003 Posts
October 03 2003 17:12 GMT
#44
On October 04 2003 02:05 Liquid`Drone wrote:
haha I actually understood most of that joke without the translation!

like I even started laughing (or more like snickering) !

CRAZY

Eri has pwnage language skillz!!!

Could you make a conversation in dutch during the last few days you were here?
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28701 Posts
October 03 2003 17:29 GMT
#45
nah but I could occasionally listen to a dutch conversation and join in with english. speaking dutch is like impossible.. ;(

much better at reading than listening too, though.
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AgonyRush
Profile Joined January 2003
United States2540 Posts
October 03 2003 18:49 GMT
#46
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A team is only as good as its worst lineup
HnR)hT
Profile Joined October 2002
United States3468 Posts
October 03 2003 18:55 GMT
#47
When I first read it in NH I got pretty pissed =[. I'm a miserably slow reader.
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
October 03 2003 19:15 GMT
#48
On October 04 2003 02:05 iGgs wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 04 2003 01:38 BlackJack wrote:
On October 03 2003 15:02 Liquid`Drone wrote:
the reason why the monk joke is funny is cause it's SO LONG and it COMPLETELY lacks a punchline, which basically makes it funny for ME because I made you all read a long joke which was not funny at all!

and I've never even typed it, always just copy paste! mouuahaha


u made me late to class because I wanted to finish that joke since I thought it was going to be very funny ._.V lol


rofl you read tl.net while you're at school ? t.t


sure
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
October 04 2003 01:13 GMT
#49
I accually read this whole thread at school too.
Tricky
Profile Joined September 2003
China752 Posts
October 04 2003 01:53 GMT
#50
hmm i guess that non english joke got sumthing to do with soccer?
the one
RickJSanchez
Profile Joined March 2003
United States1585 Posts
October 04 2003 02:04 GMT
#51
Q: whats long, black, and stinks?

A: the unemployment line

sorry if that offends the 2 black people at this site, its 1 of the only jokes i can think of right now, i will think of some more when i sober up.
pemos1:have u ever heard of me? RickJSanchez:just from wgtour pemos1:o thats it? lol.RickJSanchez:that about it pemosl:wow :[ pemosl:im pretty known on west
A3iL3r0n
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States2196 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-10-04 02:24:54
October 04 2003 02:23 GMT
#52
There was rain and then there was no rain. There was a drying orange peel on the oak folio next to the window. There was a man in my apartment. "What could be possible be better than the color green?" I asked. "The color green." He replied. I shot him in the face. He didn't respond.
My psychiatrist says I have deep-seated Ragneuroses :(
toptalent
Profile Joined July 2003
United States1825 Posts
October 04 2003 02:41 GMT
#53
any1 creative enough to give a convincable explanation of the usage of the banana and the ball of string?

k me first. prolly hes gay and those monks turned him on so he used that banana to, well u got the idea. BUT WTF IS WITH THE BALL OF STRING???
deTwisj
Profile Joined January 2003
Netherlands288 Posts
October 04 2003 03:26 GMT
#54
On October 04 2003 11:41 toptalent wrote:
any1 creative enough to give a convincable explanation of the usage of the banana and the ball of string?

k me first. prolly hes gay and those monks turned him on so he used that banana to, well u got the idea. BUT WTF IS WITH THE BALL OF STRING???


to floss his ass afterwards?
xD
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28701 Posts
October 04 2003 03:32 GMT
#55
ive posted it like three times here and twice on nh so would make sense for people to have seen it before.
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zum_pl
Profile Joined July 2003
Poland52 Posts
October 04 2003 03:51 GMT
#56
i hope there are some people who dont know this one yet


A priest and an Australian shepherd met each other in the final of a quiz show. After answering all the normal questions, they were neckandneck with the same number of points and the quizmaster had to set a deciding question. The question was, to compose a rhyme in 5 minuts including the word "Timbuktu". After the 5 minuts, the priest presented his poem:

"I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible trought and trough
on my way to Timbuktu..."

The audience was thrilled and celebrated the churchman as the winner. However, the Aussi stepped forward and recited:

"When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
we met three ladies cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
so I booked one and Tim booked two..."
Asta
Profile Joined October 2002
Germany3491 Posts
October 04 2003 14:48 GMT
#57
a classic

A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked
his grandma, "where's Mom and dad? " and she replied,
"they're up in bed " so the little boy started to giggle
and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came
back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's Mom and
dad?" and she replied "they're still up in bed " and the
little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went
out to play. Then the little boy came in for dinner and once
again he asked his grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and his
grandmother replied "they're still up in bed" and the
little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked "what
give's? every time I tell you they're still up in bed you
start to laugh! what is going on here? " and the little boy
replied, "well last night daddy came into my bedroom and
asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."
Imperium
Profile Joined December 2002
United States614 Posts
October 04 2003 15:43 GMT
#58
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such an oob!! go back to diablo
Sand[Florida]
Profile Joined September 2003
United States87 Posts
October 04 2003 15:58 GMT
#59
What's the diffrence between a black man and a large pizza?



A large pizza can feed a family of four.




What's the diffrence between a jew and a pizza?



People get mad when you burn a pizza. <--- Most hateful punchline ever! I don't really find thise joke amusing, but maybe theres a skinhead somewhere that will.
Have you ever notice when people try to act smart they look stupid? - Me :)
Roman
Profile Joined November 2002
United States2595 Posts
October 04 2003 16:01 GMT
#60
actually.... the version I heard was "when you put a pizza in an oven, it doesnt scream"
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