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flashback21
Profile Joined September 2003
United States406 Posts
October 02 2003 23:42 GMT
#1
About the man who goes to Australia and gets stuck with a monk every year :[

I love that joke.
SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
October 02 2003 23:43 GMT
#2
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AUSSIESCUM
TeamLiquid eSTROgeneral #1 • RIP
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-10-02 23:55:18
October 02 2003 23:54 GMT
#3
There was a man named Billy Bob. He liked to take vacations to Australia every year with his family. But every year he'd get stuck with a monk. But this time he promised he wouln't, but he did anyways! haha! get it?! hah!

...
Caterpiller
Profile Joined June 2003
Sweden119 Posts
October 03 2003 00:06 GMT
#4
HAHAHAHHA klogon didIT!!!!!!!!
cRAp!!!!
C)R
Profile Joined October 2002
Canada549 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-10-03 00:08:31
October 03 2003 00:08 GMT
#5
someone's gonna have to explain this one 2 me =[
RuGbUg
Profile Joined June 2003
United States2347 Posts
October 03 2003 00:08 GMT
#6
ROFL G G
anguish: its like that time i asked my bestfriend who happened to be black if his dick was bigger than mine anguish: he got angry anguish: and told me i was racist and gay
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
October 03 2003 00:29 GMT
#7
I dont get it
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
toptalent
Profile Joined July 2003
United States1825 Posts
October 03 2003 00:32 GMT
#8
neither do i.
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
October 03 2003 00:34 GMT
#9
Not getting it, is that the joke. Because its not supposed to?
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
Silverado
Profile Joined May 2003
121 Posts
October 03 2003 01:35 GMT
#10
I have also a good one:

A guy in a store asks for white bread. Clerk says : "Sorry, we only have black bread". Guy then says:"Not a problem, I will take black bread, I'm with a bike"
Abang_Zealot
Profile Joined June 2003
Indonesia866 Posts
October 03 2003 02:24 GMT
#11
k i dont get it



help me ???????
Muhweli
Profile Joined September 2002
Finland5328 Posts
October 03 2003 03:00 GMT
#12
I need to spend a couple of quiet moments trying to figure that one out
River me timbers.
Schnake
Profile Joined September 2003
Germany2819 Posts
October 03 2003 03:07 GMT
#13
Try this one:

Suicide in the subway tube - suspect fled.

"Alán Shore" and "August Terran" @ LoL EUW - liquidparty
SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
October 03 2003 03:10 GMT
#14
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AUSSIESCUM
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Krzych
Profile Joined July 2003
Poland693 Posts
October 03 2003 03:49 GMT
#15
No, they don't make sense and are not funny....
dork
Profile Joined September 2003
Canada2207 Posts
October 03 2003 05:41 GMT
#16
err...I dont get it
staring at the world through the rear view
Tricky
Profile Joined September 2003
China752 Posts
October 03 2003 05:44 GMT
#17
bah!! explain it sum1?
the one
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28665 Posts
October 03 2003 05:52 GMT
#18
okay here goes

There was this guy named Bob who decided one day to get a van and travel around Australia. He drives until, somewhere around Perth, his van breaks down. A few minutes pass until a monk drives along and offers to help. Bob tells the monk he needs a lift to the mechanic. The monk drives him to the mechanic, who checks out the van. He tells Bob that he’ll be able to fix the van, but it will have to be kept in overnight.

The monk tells him that he’d be welcome to stay the night at his temple. Bob’s grateful for the favour and agrees.
He goes to the temple and talks to the other monks until they start to go to bed. As Bob is about to go into his room a monks asks him if he’d like anything else.
"Well", says Bob, "There is this one thing, but"
"Yes?" says the monk.
"Well, can I have" a banana and a ball of string?" asks Bob.
The monk goes and tells his friends Bob’s request. Some say they should ask why he wants them.
"No" says the head monk, "He’s our guest and we should respect his privacy."
The other monks agree, they give the man the things and they all go to sleep.

One year later, Bob decides to go on another trip on a bus, so he starts travelling. He goes fine until somewhere around Perth, the bus breaks down. He can’t see what went wrong. He waits until, who should appear, but the same monk.
"You look familiar," says the monk. Bob tells him of when his van broke down.
"I remember" Says the monk, "Do you needs a lift"
They go to the mechanic, who retrieves the broken down bus and explains that the problem could be fixed, but the bus will have to be kept in overnight.
Bob thanks the mechanic, he asks the monk if he can sleep in his temple again.
"Certainly" Says the monk, and they drive back to the temple, where Bob chats and eats and drinks until he decides it time for bed. As he’s about to leave one of the monks asks him if there’s anything else he’d like.
"Well, would you happen to have a banana and a ball of string?" he asks.
The monk says he’ll check and goes to the other monks, he tells them that the man has asked for the things again. Some say they should ask him about it, "No," says the head monk, "we should respect his privacy" So the monk gives Bob the things and they all go to bed. The next day Bob leaves.

The same things happens for five years, with Bob staying with the monks and talking and eating and drinking until bedtime, and when Bob is asked if he’d like anything else, he asks for a banana and a ball of string.
"Enough is enough" says the head monk, "He’s been he seven times and has always wanted the same thing, I think it’s time we asked him."
They go to Bob’s room, but he doesn’t let them come in.
"We’ve given you somewhere to stay three times now, and each time you’ve asked for a banana and a ball of string, the first time we were happy to let our curiosity’s be, but it’s just gone too far. What the hell would you want with a banana and a ball of string?"
"Okay" says Bob "But you have to promise never to tell anyone"
"We promise never to tell anyone," say the monks.
And they haven’t.
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SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
October 03 2003 05:52 GMT
#19
On October 03 2003 12:07 Schnake wrote:
Try this one:

Suicide in the subway tube - suspect fled.


the person who commited suicide fled...

i dont get the other two so i cant explain them....
AUSSIESCUM
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Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
October 03 2003 05:57 GMT
#20
pffffff........

Arent jokes supposed to make ppl laugh? Lets make this the big joke thread :o.

Why do jews have big noses?
Air is free. :-)
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