EPTand I've never even typed it, always just copy paste! mouuahaha
Eri, tell us that joke. - Page 2
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Liquid`Drone
Norway28881 Posts
and I've never even typed it, always just copy paste! mouuahaha | ||
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ObsoleteLogic
United States3676 Posts
Or maybe you have to be as lacking of sanity as I am to find it amusing. | ||
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actioN
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flashback21
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otherOne
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Tien
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iD.Twisted
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toptalent
United States1825 Posts
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mindspike
Canada1902 Posts
its a joke that makes fun of itself | ||
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Horrible
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flashback21
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poland
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poland
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CubEdIn_old
Romania11 Posts
1. A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says: hey man, why the long face? 2. A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says: you know, we got a drink named after you, and the grasshopper says: really? u got a drink named Billy? Btw: Awsome joke Drone | ||
Klogon
MURICA15980 Posts
and the "joke" I made on my post was pure sarcasm. Not the real joke so there's nothing to get... | ||
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Frits
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----- When I was 13, I dreamed that someday I'd have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl. When I was 20, I dated a passionate college girl, but she was too emotional; everything was an emergency, she was constantly crying and threatening suicide, so I decided I needed a stable woman When I was 25, I found a stable woman, but she was too boring; totally predictable, never got excited about anything, life with her was dull, so I decided I needed an exciting woman. When I was 30, I found an exciting woman, but I couldn't keep up with her. She raced from one thing to the next, never settled on anything, she was impetuous and made me miserable more often than she made me happy, so I decided I needed a woman with ambition. When I was 35, I found an ambitious woman and married her, but she was so ambitious that she soon divorced me and took everything I had. So now I'm older and wiser. All I'm looking for now is a woman with big tits! ---- Why does a Belgian always leaves an empty bottle in the fridge? In case he wants to drink nothing. ---- A Belgian finds a bottle with a genie in it, he rubs and the genie (or however u write it) comes out, the man gets 3 wishes, first the belgian wishes for a bottle of beer wich will NEVER get empty, the genie does *poof* and the guy has his unlimited amount of beer, the belgian tries it and it really never gets empty, the genie says he has another wish, so the belgian says: "Ill have another one of those!" :-) ---- Two blondes decided to rob a bank. Judy planned out everything and drove the car. When she stopped in front of the bank, she said to Buffy, "Now, remember: you must be back out here with the cash in three minutes or less. Understand?" "Gotcha," said Buffy and went inside. Judy waited one minute, two minutes, seven minutes, growing more and more stressed until finally the bank doors burst open and out came Buffy, dragging a safe wrapped in a rope. As she loaded it into the car, the bank's security guard ran out with his pants around his ankles. As the girls drove away, Judy said, "You are such a blonde! I thought you understood the plan!" Buffy said, "I did! I did understand the plan! I did exactly what you said!" "No, you idiot," said Judy. "I said, 'Tie up the guard and blow the safe!'" | ||
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Frits
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ZyPhReX
1192 Posts
Btw, good joke drone | ||
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BlackJack
United States10574 Posts
On October 03 2003 15:02 Liquid`Drone wrote: the reason why the monk joke is funny is cause it's SO LONG and it COMPLETELY lacks a punchline, which basically makes it funny for ME because I made you all read a long joke which was not funny at all! and I've never even typed it, always just copy paste! mouuahaha u made me late to class because I wanted to finish that joke since I thought it was going to be very funny ._.V lol | ||
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