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Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28873 Posts
October 03 2003 06:02 GMT
#21
the reason why the monk joke is funny is cause it's SO LONG and it COMPLETELY lacks a punchline, which basically makes it funny for ME because I made you all read a long joke which was not funny at all!

and I've never even typed it, always just copy paste! mouuahaha
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ObsoleteLogic
Profile Joined February 2003
United States3676 Posts
October 03 2003 06:06 GMT
#22
Actually, there is a punchline. Its "And they haven't."

Or maybe you have to be as lacking of sanity as I am to find it amusing.
sMi.Silent // Siz)Silent
actioN
Profile Joined July 2003
Denmark229 Posts
October 03 2003 06:06 GMT
#23
i liked it.
flashback21
Profile Joined September 2003
United States406 Posts
October 03 2003 13:04 GMT
#24
ahhahah I love it.
otherOne
Profile Joined February 2003
United States135 Posts
October 03 2003 13:11 GMT
#25
fuck =[
Lick my face!
Tien
Profile Joined January 2003
Russian Federation4447 Posts
October 03 2003 13:19 GMT
#26
good joke. I actually like it.
We decide our own destiny
iD.Twisted
Profile Joined September 2002
Netherlands3102 Posts
October 03 2003 13:32 GMT
#27
hahah good
All you have to decide, is what to do with the time that is given to you
toptalent
Profile Joined July 2003
United States1825 Posts
October 03 2003 13:52 GMT
#28
so exactly wut did bob do with the banana and the ball of string?
mindspike
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Canada1902 Posts
October 03 2003 13:52 GMT
#29
ya, theres a punchline
its a joke that makes fun of itself
zerg/human - vancouver, canada
Horrible
Profile Joined July 2003
Bahamas94 Posts
October 03 2003 14:11 GMT
#30
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Jesus, whats with you people. I never said Raynor was the first to do it. I just think it should be Raynor in PP instead of Eriador.
flashback21
Profile Joined September 2003
United States406 Posts
October 03 2003 14:55 GMT
#31
LOL
poland
Profile Joined February 2003
Poland956 Posts
October 03 2003 15:52 GMT
#32
blaa simplistic humor -_-
i dont believe in mimes... do u?
poland
Profile Joined February 2003
Poland956 Posts
October 03 2003 15:52 GMT
#33
hmmm if 'simplistic' isnt a word, stfu because it should be
i dont believe in mimes... do u?
poland
Profile Joined February 2003
Poland956 Posts
October 03 2003 15:53 GMT
#34
but i pretty sure it is a word
i dont believe in mimes... do u?
CubEdIn_old
Profile Joined August 2003
Romania11 Posts
October 03 2003 15:53 GMT
#35
You probalby know most of these but...
1.
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says: hey man, why the long face?
2.
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says: you know, we got a drink named after you, and the grasshopper says: really? u got a drink named Billy?

Btw: Awsome joke Drone
God is dead - Nietzche. Nietzsche is dead - God.
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
October 03 2003 15:54 GMT
#36
Haha,

and the "joke" I made on my post was pure sarcasm. Not the real joke so there's nothing to get...
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
October 03 2003 16:04 GMT
#37
Heh, i like good jokes.

-----

When I was 13, I dreamed that someday I'd have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl. When I was 20,
I dated a passionate college girl, but she was too emotional; everything was an emergency, she was constantly crying and threatening suicide, so I decided I needed a stable woman
When I was 25, I found a stable woman, but she was too boring; totally predictable, never got excited about anything, life with her was dull, so I decided I needed an exciting woman.
When I was 30, I found an exciting woman, but I couldn't keep up with her. She raced from one thing to the next, never settled on anything, she was impetuous and made me miserable more often than she made me happy, so I decided I needed a woman with ambition. When I was 35, I found an ambitious woman and married her, but she was so ambitious that she soon divorced me and took everything I had. So now I'm older and wiser. All I'm looking for now is a woman with big tits!

----

Why does a Belgian always leaves an empty bottle in the fridge?
In case he wants to drink nothing.

----

A Belgian finds a bottle with a genie in it, he rubs and the genie (or however u write it) comes out, the man gets 3 wishes, first the belgian wishes for a bottle of beer wich will NEVER get empty, the genie does *poof* and the guy has his unlimited amount of beer, the belgian tries it and it really never gets empty, the genie says he has another wish, so the belgian says: "Ill have another one of those!" :-)

----

Two blondes decided to rob a bank. Judy planned out everything and drove the car. When she stopped in front of the bank, she said to Buffy, "Now, remember: you must be back out here with the cash in three minutes or less. Understand?"
"Gotcha," said Buffy and went inside. Judy waited one minute, two minutes, seven minutes, growing more and more stressed until finally the bank doors burst open and out came Buffy, dragging a safe wrapped in a rope.
As she loaded it into the car, the bank's security guard ran out with his pants around his ankles. As the girls drove away, Judy said, "You are such a blonde! I thought you understood the plan!" Buffy said, "I did! I did understand the plan! I did exactly what you said!" "No, you idiot," said Judy. "I said, 'Tie up the guard and blow the safe!'"
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
October 03 2003 16:08 GMT
#38
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ZyPhReX
Profile Joined January 2003
1192 Posts
October 03 2003 16:24 GMT
#39
A policeman passes a parking lot around midnight and notices a couple inside a parked car. He stops to investigate and ses a man in the driver's seat and a young lady sitting in the backseat, quietly reading a magazine. The officer knocks on the dirver's window and asks what's going on. "Listening to music," the guy says. Pointing toward the young lady in the backseat, the officer asks, "And what's she doing?" "Reading a magazine, of course." "How old are you?" asks the officer. "I'm 28." "And how old is she?" The guy looks at his watch and says, "Well, in 11 minutes she'll be 18."



Btw, good joke drone
Ghost Me
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
October 03 2003 16:38 GMT
#40
On October 03 2003 15:02 Liquid`Drone wrote:
the reason why the monk joke is funny is cause it's SO LONG and it COMPLETELY lacks a punchline, which basically makes it funny for ME because I made you all read a long joke which was not funny at all!

and I've never even typed it, always just copy paste! mouuahaha


u made me late to class because I wanted to finish that joke since I thought it was going to be very funny ._.V lol
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