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Chriscras
Korea (South)2812 Posts
On April 30 2012 15:47 McFeser wrote: I am going to predict the future. Somewhere in the future someone named MrStabby is going to be banned. Edit: that was fast  Don't just call it out! You have to quote or paraphrase the post for posterity my good man! So what did it say all the MrStabby posts have gone *kaboom* | ||
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Koshi
Belgium38797 Posts
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Deleuze
United Kingdom2102 Posts
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marttorn
Norway5211 Posts
It's late, but fuck it -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (google maps recommended) Nothing funny about a highly trained army of rogue sea-otters and hamsters slowly taking over the world. It starts with North Korea, where they burrow to penetrate their defenses, only to emerge in Pyongyang and eat the whole fucking city. THEY ATE THE WHOLE FUCKING CITY. They reastablish a new city by the name of Otteryang, a sprawling metropolis. except made of wood. You think SK is safe? Shit no. The hamsters begin their southern assault through the DMZ. After conquering the military station they burrow, so they can re-emerge in Seoul after several days of underground crawling. Meanwhile, the sea otters are taking advantage of South Korea's collective confusion to swim south, dodging SK and their defenses. Days later (South Korea is a Hamster Utopia by this point) the otters arrive in the Phillipines. The nation quickly crumbles, and the mighty rodents push further southwards to conquer Indonesia and Papua New Guinea Australia Surrenders and offer their aid to the otters. The otters decline and instead have the kangaroos act as scouts to deflect Malaysia and Vietnam's forces while the sea otters push westward through the indian ocean. Meanwhile, in South Korea, The hamsters have bred en masse, and are holding off the combined military forces of China and Japan with ease. As the sea otters arrive on the shores of Somalia, there is tension in the air. The proud rodents stick their snouts up in the air to search for the enemy. The humans. Within a few mere days, the sea otters obliterate the entire population of the continent africa. No survivors, no prisoners taken. They stationed a force of giraffes wearing tiny hats to hold off Europe's military, and prevent them from sending aid to the poor peoples of africa. While the world is focusing on the downfall of africa, the hamsters take the opportunity to do a great westward push, bulldozing what's left of Asia and rendevouzing with the sea otters in Italy. Europe proves to be no match for the army of rodents, as they take Switzerland (who remain entirely neutral in this conflict) as their headquarters and push upwards, consuming every nation therein and finishing off Russia (Putin reportedly cried at this). The hamsters (who had now been taught how to operate airplanes) and the otters now do a collective leapfrog to Iceland. However, instead of going straight for North America, the rodents follow the gulf stream and arrive at the tail of south america. Despite the most valiant efforts yet, none of the military forces of any South American nation prove to be mighty enough to inflict even a casualty upon the HAF (Hamster Air Force) or the SON (Sea Otter Navy) Within short time, the rodents are threatening the USA itself. The canadians shoot off to their hidden mars colonies, employing their secret space program. The leader of the new world, Lunch the Hamster, is sitting in his headquarters in the city formerly known as Amsterdam (Now Hamsterdam). Laughing maniacally, before going off to gather some more nomz. Barack Obama, as well as a few higher-ups, are sitting in the oval office, brainstorming as to what to do about the impending rodent invasion. "Mr. President, our techniques simply don't work on them. They're simply too adorable." Obama: "I realize this. We could retreat to Canada to buy time, but after all, it is only time, and no guarantee of a way to deal with this terror that is being put upon us." "Mr. President. It's time for you to give your motivational speech. No matter what happens, you must reassure the people." Obama: "Right, right..." As the president prepares, he's a little torn up inside. He knows that his military, though great, can't stand up to an army like the one they are about to face. "My fellow... My fellow americans. I speak to you today to reassure you. I speak to you to... to... to... No. I can't do it. I cannot lie to my people. MY FELLOW AMERICANS. Let me speak to you today, and let me tell you the TRUTH. As a nation, we cannot stand up to the threat that we face. We simply cannot. And though it may dishearten you, do NOT let it faze you and your love for this country. We have stood up to threats as monumental as the earth we stand on before, and though this time it is different, we WILL NOT DIE WITHOUT A FIGHT. The flame that is the American spirit is a flame that cannot be extinguished. SO I TELL YOU TODAY, MY FELLOW AMERICANS; FIGHT! FIGHT FOR YOUR COUNTRY, AND FIGHT FOR THAT WHICH MAKES YOU PROUD TO CALL YOURSELF AN AMERICAN! GOD BLESS AMERICA." As Barack sees the flag of the rodent army approach in the air above Washington DC, he cannot help but shed a tear. "May god help us all." he mutters to himself. | ||
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mordek
United States12704 Posts
Awesome post Toast ^^ | ||
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Iyerbeth
England2410 Posts
Shoxlol was just banned by vGl-CoW. That account was created on 2012-04-30 23:01:15 and had 1 posts. Reason: Day 90 of our experiments for assessing humanity's potential of survival in the event of an apocalypse. We handed the test subjects each a little sign with a number on it. We showed them a locked door and told them a treat was behind it. However, if the number on their sign was below 100, they would be immediately killed upon opening this door. A test no-one would fail, we thought. We were wrong. Today marks the 137th death. Soon, we won't even have enough room left to store the bodies. Humanity, I fear, is doomed. This is easily one of my favourite bans of all time. See if you can guess the thread (answer in spoiler). + Show Spoiler + | ||
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McFeser
United States2458 Posts
On April 30 2012 17:06 Chriscras wrote: Don't just call it out! You have to quote or paraphrase the post for posterity my good man! So what did it say all the MrStabby posts have gone *kaboom* Before he got nuked he made some random post in the desRow vlog thread in all caps about David Kim and his balls and the smell therein. | ||
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ghost_403
United States1825 Posts
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Risen
United States7927 Posts
On April 30 2012 23:40 Iyerbeth wrote: This is easily one of my favourite bans of all time. See if you can guess the thread (answer in spoiler). + Show Spoiler + I'm fuckin' dying right now. Ahahahaha | ||
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mordek
United States12704 Posts
On April 30 2012 23:40 Iyerbeth wrote: This is easily one of my favourite bans of all time. See if you can guess the thread (answer in spoiler). + Show Spoiler + Truly a great ban This is why I come here! | ||
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AmericanUmlaut
Germany2576 Posts
On April 30 2012 23:40 Iyerbeth wrote: This is easily one of my favourite bans of all time. See if you can guess the thread (answer in spoiler). + Show Spoiler + I just came in here to post that. What an incredible ban, and what a hilarious thread. | ||
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PassiveAce
United States18076 Posts
I am far too lazy to dig through the list to find it but the ban that sticks out most in my mind was when tdot made an account handle with something like "Howdoyoubansofast?" And Zatic's ban reason is a picture of a train going through the old west with buffalo fleeing all around it, and on top of the train there is a man with a rifle shooting all the buffalo. I dont think iv ever laughed so hard reading the list. | ||
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22251 Posts
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Slardar
Canada7593 Posts
On April 30 2012 08:31 Ares[Effort] wrote: TheToast's post was pretty epic she will be missed ....I see what you did there Maam.  | ||
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Chriscras
Korea (South)2812 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/8ecQg.png) Stay classy IdrA fan club trolls! | ||
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PassiveAce
United States18076 Posts
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iamperfection
United States9640 Posts
On April 30 2012 23:40 Iyerbeth wrote: This is easily one of my favourite bans of all time. See if you can guess the thread (answer in spoiler). + Show Spoiler + When you get banned does the same reason as the one in the automated ban list get sent to the user in a pm? Would be shame if he didnt get this epic reason sent to him. | ||
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Archas
United States6531 Posts
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andrewlt
United States7702 Posts
On April 30 2012 23:40 Iyerbeth wrote: This is easily one of my favourite bans of all time. See if you can guess the thread (answer in spoiler). + Show Spoiler + I wonder if we can nominate a ban reason for Grobyc's awards? The banned post is nothing special. It's the 137th, after all. The ban reason is awesome, though. | ||
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Boiler Bandsman
United States391 Posts
I dare say it was... + Show Spoiler + the best thing since sliced bread | ||
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