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fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
August 11 2009 18:07 GMT
#1621
<SKT_Fanatacist> okay
<SKT_Fanatacist> be a virgin for the rest of your life
<SKT_Fanatacist> it's cool
<SCC-Faust> Fanatacist you going to wcg usa finals?
<SCC-Faust> NO
<SKT_Fanatacist> no
<SCC-Faust> WAIT
<SCC-Faust> Damn.
<SKT_Fanatacist> where are they
<SCC-Faust> New York
<SKT_Fanatacist> then I might
<SKT_Fanatacist> do I have to pay to go?
<SCC-Faust> Kind of.
<SCC-Faust> $55 for weekend pass.
<SKT_Fanatacist> I'm not going to be your wingman there though unless there is a really attractive girl
<SKT_Fanatacist> ok fuck that
<CJ_Frag> lol
<SCC-Faust> It is at an anime convention tho dude.
<SCC-Faust> That is the perfect place to talk to girls.
<@vGl-CoW> wcg usa really attractive girl
<SKT_Fanatacist> LOL
<SCC-Faust> because they have as much self confidence as me.
Peace~
Alur
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Denmark3900 Posts
August 11 2009 18:41 GMT
#1622
On August 10 2009 18:12 Perguvious wrote:
from LS

02:08 ZeaL : Really = Really
02:08 Tass : ^
02:08 Broseph Brostar : sea.really
02:08 TRASHCAN : really?
02:08 perguvious : really!?
02:08 MoustacheZerg : really.
02:08 perguvious : really is really really
02:08 perguvious : ?
02:08 ZeaL : really
02:08 me : piano/organ 3.33 is Im Jinmuk
02:09 Irisftw : no really?
02:09 TRASHCAN : ya rly
02:09 somegaydude : really is a funny word
02:09 perguvious : really
02:09 somegaydude : really
02:09 Irisftw : noi
02:09 sleeepy : if your a homo
02:09 flying @ all kill : bill o'reilly
02:09 TRASHCAN : not really

-_-


Livestream chat is on par with youtube comments, not sure if it deserves a place in this thread.
AKA No can Dazzle | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlTpX7z3Pok
TL+ Member
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9618 Posts
August 11 2009 20:11 GMT
#1623
i was going to say picking up a girl at an anime convention seems like the WORST idea ever
but man he brings up a good point. they are probably ripe for the picking if that's really the case.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
August 11 2009 20:50 GMT
#1624
On August 12 2009 05:11 Gene wrote:
i was going to say picking up a girl at an anime convention seems like the WORST idea ever
but man he brings up a good point. they are probably ripe for the picking if that's really the case.

You have to keep in mind what I said... These girls aren't easy because they're sluts or because they have low moral fiber, it's because nobody wants them so they need someone to want them, even if it's just as life support for a vagina.
Peace~
Corrupt
Profile Joined August 2009
Bulgaria1312 Posts
August 12 2009 11:49 GMT
#1625
<SpiritoftheTunA> is it gayer to watch straight porn or shemale on girl porn
<RandomAbuse> -_-
<SpiritoftheTunA> jw
<@[ihs]pachi> how shemale
<SpiritoftheTunA> what
<@[ihs]pachi> does she look like a dude with a penis but just happens to have boobs, or does she look like a girl that just happens to have penis
<SpiritoftheTunA> latter
<@[ihs]pachi> probably gayer to be gtr
<SpiritoftheTunA> yeah
<SpiritoftheTunA> thats what i thought too


You guys.. srsly.
Just a guy trying to enjoy living in the worst timeline and failing miserably since 1990.
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
August 17 2009 13:47 GMT
#1626
[15:39] looking for training partners. D level
[15:39] define "training partner"
[15:39] do you want to play games or mass games
[15:40] also watching the replays or no?
[15:40] and what's your race
[15:41] and what is your skin/eye colour
[15:41] i am a very picky person
[15:41] and can I stomp you for points 5 times say "you're making progress" and do it again tomorrow?
[15:42] can i call you mary
[15:43] * Starcreep (~anf_rhyth@222.127.154.78) Quit (Signed off)
[15:43] lol
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
August 19 2009 05:17 GMT
#1627
WCG Game 1 - (Z)Jaedong vs (T)Hwasin
[01:16] <ChongMan> what color is jd?
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
August 19 2009 23:46 GMT
#1628
[4:44pm] SpoR-CharlieM: jesus died for my sisns and i just squander them all away, FML
[4:44pm] tehpanda: you... squandered your sins?
[4:44pm] SpoR-CharlieM: yea on petty shit
[4:44pm] SpoR-CharlieM: like stealin packs of gums
[4:44pm] FragKrag: lol
[4:44pm] SpoR-CharlieM: and slapping people
[4:44pm] lcs|harlchen left the chat room. (Signed off)
[4:44pm] SpoR-CharlieM: im so ungrateful
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1839 Posts
August 20 2009 00:42 GMT
#1629
On August 20 2009 08:46 FragKrag wrote:
[4:44pm] SpoR-CharlieM: jesus died for my sisns and i just squander them all away, FML
[4:44pm] tehpanda: you... squandered your sins?
[4:44pm] SpoR-CharlieM: yea on petty shit
[4:44pm] SpoR-CharlieM: like stealin packs of gums
[4:44pm] FragKrag: lol
[4:44pm] SpoR-CharlieM: and slapping people
[4:44pm] lcs|harlchen left the chat room. (Signed off)
[4:44pm] SpoR-CharlieM: im so ungrateful


Wow, that may be CM's best moment.
CJ Entusman #14 • http://soundcloud.com/discodinosaur • https://discosaur.bandcamp.com/
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1839 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-23 02:22:43
August 21 2009 23:25 GMT
#1630
+ Show Spoiler [Blizzcon Day 1] +

IntoTheWow: anyone mind spoiling results for me?
harem: IntoTheWow: ret 1-2 nada, idra 2-0 effort savior > beckham zero 2-1 skyhigh
essen_ko: woo, ret took a map to nada ?
IntoTheWow: WTF harem|
FrozenArbiter: urm
kentor_: sc html version
IntoTheWow: IDRA 2-0'D EFFORT
FrozenArbiter: effort 2-0 idra
FrozenArbiter: lol
IntoTheWow: WHAT
IntoTheWow: THE
IntoTheWow: Oh
CJ Entusman #14 • http://soundcloud.com/discodinosaur • https://discosaur.bandcamp.com/
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
August 22 2009 05:55 GMT
#1631
--- Nuked ---
Tuke
Profile Joined January 2009
Finland1666 Posts
August 22 2009 20:09 GMT
#1632
On August 22 2009 14:55 boesthius wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 22 2009 08:25 LeperKahn wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [Blizzcon Day 1] +

IntoTheWow: anyone mind spoiling results for me?
harem: IntoTheWow: ret 1-2 nada, idra 2-0 effort savior > beckham zero 2-1 skyhigh
essen_ko: woo, ret took a map to nada ?
IntoTheWow: WTF harem|
FrozenArbiter: urm
kentor_: sc html version
IntoTheWow: IDRA 2-0'D EFFORT
FrozenArbiter: effort 2-0 idra
FrozenArbiter: lol
IntoTheWow: WHAT
IntoTheWow: THE
IntoTheWow: Oh

hahaha poor itw : ( so excited

So disappointed "Oh"
TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #42
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-24 07:16:40
August 24 2009 07:16 GMT
#1633
+ Show Spoiler +

<@IntoTheWow> really?
<Monokeros> got to meet me
<Monokeros> he was just
<Monokeros> giddy with glee
<FragKrag> ecstatic
<Monokeros> at the progamer arena
* wonkman (~TL@cpe-071-070-075-153.sc.res.rr.com) has left #teamliquid
<Monokeros> i was like hey kennigit
<Monokeros> and he saw my shirt and he slike
<Monokeros> HOLY SHIT MONOKEROS
<Monokeros> SO GOOD TO SEE YOU
<@IntoTheWow> hahaha
<FragKrag> lol
<@IntoTheWow> oh man
<@IntoTheWow> when zatic came here
<DoctorHelvetica> i met a girl off
<Monokeros> i mean Day[9] can masturbate to SC replays
<@IntoTheWow> i called him to his cellphone
<DoctorHelvetica> asianfriendfinder.com
<Monokeros> then i can masturbate to whatever i want to
<DoctorHelvetica> lol


shameless self promotion.
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5094 Posts
August 24 2009 09:01 GMT
#1634
lol idra 2:0 effort haha. very likely.
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Dknight
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States5223 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-24 13:48:03
August 24 2009 13:36 GMT
#1635
Edit: Good job Pachi!!!!!!!!! <3
WGT<3. Former CL/NW head admin.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
August 24 2009 14:08 GMT
#1636
lol pachi you scum haha
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
August 26 2009 03:53 GMT
#1637
(00:50:47) (@intrigue) SO UH
(00:50:48) (@intrigue) GUYS
(00:50:52) (@intrigue) just out of pure curiousity
(00:50:58) (@IntoTheWow) intrigue shoot
(00:51:00) (@IntoTheWow) bang bang
(00:51:06) (@intrigue) how does age of consent work

Who could be the underaged guy?
Moderator<:3-/-<
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
August 26 2009 04:03 GMT
#1638
+ Show Spoiler +
[8:56pm] intrigue: no way
[8:56pm] intrigue: k so guys
[8:56pm] intrigue: uh
[8:56pm] intrigue: hehe
[8:56pm] intrigue: haha
[8:56pm] intrigue: ROFL
[8:56pm] aers: its probably illegal
[8:56pm] FSP-ReAlitaet left the chat room. (Ping timeout)
[8:56pm] aers: whatever ur trying to do
[8:56pm] FragKrag: dont tell us
[8:56pm] intrigue: i'm not
[8:56pm] FragKrag: that she's in your house
[8:56pm] lcs|harlchen left the chat room. (Ping timeout)
[8:56pm] intrigue: my sister is having a sleepover
[8:56pm] intrigue: jk
[8:56pm] intrigue: HAHAH that's terrible
[8:56pm] FragKrag: lol
[8:56pm] intrigue: but really
[8:56pm] intrigue: um
[8:56pm] intrigue: my sister is having a sleepover
[8:56pm] IntoTheWow: HAHAHAHAHA
[8:56pm] IntoTheWow: this makes it
[8:56pm] IntoTheWow: all so much better
[8:56pm] intrigue: HAHAHAHAOSGAGASUASGUAS
[8:56pm] intrigue: ROFL
[8:56pm] intrigue: LMFAO
[8:56pm] psychobenny left the chat room. (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[8:57pm] IntoTheWow: hahahaha
[8:57pm] IntoTheWow: intrigue im sorry to tell you this
[8:57pm] aers: i dont get it
[8:57pm] IntoTheWow: but you will need to go
[8:57pm] littlechava: how old is your sister
[8:57pm] IntoTheWow: and tell them
[8:57pm] littlechava: pics plz
[8:57pm] IntoTheWow: you want to take a pic
[8:57pm] intrigue: HAHAH
[8:57pm] IntoTheWow: "group pic"
[8:57pm] littlechava: group pic
[8:57pm] littlechava: group pic
[8:57pm] IntoTheWow: "everybody say cheese
[8:57pm] intrigue: fml i'm going straight to
[8:57pm] intrigue: some terrible place
[8:57pm] IntoTheWow: you can blur your sister out intrigue
[8:57pm] littlechava: prison, then hell
[8:57pm] IntoTheWow: LOL intrigue yes it's called hell
[8:57pm] IntoTheWow: i bought a ticket 7 years ago
[8:57pm] IntoTheWow: or so
[8:57pm] intrigue: oh i was thinking
[8:58pm] intrigue: stinky unshaved vagina
[8:58pm] IntoTheWow: they don't have hairs
[8:58pm] IntoTheWow: how old is your sister
[8:58pm] FragKrag: i wonder if you can have sex
[8:58pm] IntoTheWow: lol
[8:58pm] FragKrag: with underaged girls
[8:58pm] FragKrag: in heaven
[8:58pm] intrigue: of course
[8:58pm] IntoTheWow: FragKrag depends on religion
[8:58pm] intrigue: what other motivation
[8:58pm] FragKrag: like the ones that die when they're 12
[8:58pm] intrigue: do you have
[8:58pm] FragKrag: in car crashes
[8:58pm] IntoTheWow: muslims believe that
[8:58pm] FragKrag: and stuff
[8:58pm] intrigue: HAHAAHAJHAHA
[8:58pm] IntoTheWow: LOL
[8:58pm] IntoTheWow: TERRIBAD
[8:58pm] IntoTheWow: intrigue how old are these girls
[8:58pm] IntoTheWow: group pic imo
[8:58pm] IntoTheWow: or sneak webcam
[8:58pm] FragKrag: both
[8:58pm] IntoTheWow: make a livestream
[8:58pm] IntoTheWow: account
[8:58pm] IntoTheWow: and post on tl
[8:59pm] FragKrag: get chill's account
[8:59pm] FragKrag: and stream it
[8:59pm] IntoTheWow: looooooool
[8:59pm] FragKrag: there are 120 views atm
[8:59pm] IntoTheWow: rofl
[8:59pm] aers: pedos
[8:59pm] aers: all of you
[8:59pm] Berler joined the chat room.
[9:00pm] IntoTheWow: aers it's called research
[9:00pm] FragKrag: w.e aers
[9:00pm] IntoTheWow: think of japanese whaling
[9:00pm] IntoTheWow: it works like that
[9:00pm] aers: no thanks
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9933 Posts
August 26 2009 04:11 GMT
#1639
oh god that makes me look so bad, guys it's not what it seems!!!!!!!!!!! i was just talking about a friend.
Moderatorhttps://soundcloud.com/castlesmusic/sets/oak
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
August 26 2009 16:27 GMT
#1640
[18:25] <HunterX11> im going to build a flotilla out of diet coke bottles and i will have a cartridge device to insert mentos into them for propulsion
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
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