Funny Quotes from TL's IRC Channel? - Page 83

LeperKahn: CeilingCat = quickstriker?
littlechava: lol
CeilingCat: huh?
LeperKahn: are you quickstriker
LeperKahn: on vent
LeperKahn: ?
CeilingCat: well 1. I'm not on vent
harem: ya he is leper
LeperKahn: are you quickstriker
LeperKahn: in anyway
LeperKahn: oh okay thank you harem
CeilingCat: no I'm not
CeilingCat: want me to prove?
LeperKahn: lol
CeilingCat: I will call QuickStriker to come down here
LeperKahn: you take
LeperKahn: being associated with this person
LeperKahn: as such an insult

Later

QuickStriker has joined the channel
QuickStriker: yo CC, what's going on
LeperKahn: LOL
QuickStriker: why did you im me on AIM to get me on this again
CeilingCat: look and be amazed
LeperKahn: HAHAHAHAHA
CeilingCat: you fools
QuickStriker: huh?
CeilingCat: where is harem now?
CeilingCat: why don't you say something??
harem: ~chatzilla@pool-98-113-31-142.nycmny.fios.verizon.net QuickStriker [~TL@pool-98-113-31-142.nycmny.fios.verizon.net]
harem: how retarded are you
harem: all you did was log onto chatzilla
QuickStriker has left the channel
harem: protip: look at the ips bro
LeperKahn: you didn't even fucking need to
CeilingCat: well harem, congrats
LeperKahn: that was SUCH bad acting
CeilingCat: it was
LeperKahn: and over irc
Kiinv4dz has joined the channel
CeilingCat: I admit
LeperKahn: holy shit
CeilingCat: I'm done playing around
CeilingCat: of course there was a method to make it so i had 2 different IPs
CeilingCat: but I got lazy
CeilingCat: and since school is really starting tomorrow
CeilingCat: don't expect me to see me in irc anymore
harem: good
CeilingCat: good nite and goodbye finally
LeperKahn: oh my god it is just getting better
CeilingCat: mr harem-kun
CeilingCat has quit the server saying: Signed off

[i7]Kennigit: yeah
[i7]Kennigit: im runnign my new comp right now
SpiritoftheTunA is now called SpijafweiTunA
[i7]Kennigit: i7 makes IRC so fast
SpijafweiTunA: lol
LeperKahn: lol
[i7]Kennigit: blazing irc speeds
[i7]Kennigit: 6 gigs of ramm
[i7]Kennigit: ZOOOOOM
SpijafweiTunA: i have always regretted
SpijafweiTunA: not being able to run irc at the full graphical settings
ChaosSmurf: so
LeperKahn: holy shit dude you could open like 6 copies of IRC at the same time!!
SpijafweiTunA: because of my inferior amd phenom
ChaosSmurf: I hit the "all posts" button on the Small VOD thread
[i7]Kennigit: yeah i have x32 AA on irc right now
ChaosSmurf: I think its crashed my browser
SpijafweiTunA: nice
SpijafweiTunA: holy shit
SpijafweiTunA: that is alot of antialiasing
SpijafweiTunA: do you have super high res textures and reflection and vector shading too?
SpijafweiTunA: yknow kennigit
SpijafweiTunA: whatever
SpijafweiTunA: you can have you fucking coool comp with all the fucking cool tricked out shit
SpijafweiTunA: your comp wil lnever be as good
SpijafweiTunA: as a maxed out mac pro
SpijafweiTunA: with fucking 8 xeon cores
SpijafweiTunA: 64 gigs of ram
SpijafweiTunA: TWO THIRTY INCH MONITORS
SpijafweiTunA: and a penis the size of florida

zulu_nation8: but like all american movies they have to add that "humanity" aspect
zulu_nation8: the hero has to care for people and pussy shit like that
zulu_nation8: that just ruined it for me

<wildpachi> I LIKE BANANAS
<Vilda> you too?
<beetlelisk> apples ftw
<Vilda> oh. or nectarines
<beetlelisk> ever heard about cheap wine made from bananas?
<beetlelisk>
<Zavior> :D
<Zavior> i once had banana wine
<RandomAbuse> I like pineapple
<beetlelisk> how was it?
<Zavior> it was almost too bad to drink
<Vilda> that sounds really weird
<beetlelisk> x)
<Zavior> just like pineapple lol
<Zavior> :D
<Vilda> and RandomAbuse does your girlfriend too? ^^
<wildpachi> my gf doesn't like pineapple
<Zavior> but then again, i dont really like wines
<wildpachi> whats wrong with girls
<wildpachi>
<RandomAbuse> the last gf I had was 1 year 3 months ago
<Zavior> but those two were especially bad imo
<wildpachi> what happened randomabuse?
<Pholon> you date infants?
<wildpachi> car accident? lost your arm?
<RandomAbuse> Wow happened
<Vilda> lol
<Vilda> ^^

<Pholon> also
<RandomAbuse> can we talk about sc?
<Pholon> RA dates infants
<Pholon> wth
<Vilda> lol
<RandomAbuse> :O
<Vilda> :D
<RandomAbuse> I am like PedoBearReborned
<Vilda>
<Pellucidity> I'm considering writing a screenplay about starcraft
<RandomAbuse> that's a good idea actually
<Pellucidity> True Teamliquid Story ; The Artosis Chronicles ; a man born in a zaelot's body
<RandomAbuse> why zealot?
<Pellucidity> His hatred of protoss are from deep self-disgust
<Pellucidity> Like Bobby Fischer and Jews
<Pellucidity> Because of his hatred RA

<RandomAbuse> riddle me
<RandomAbuse> noaw
<Pholon> I volunteer Pellu or RA as victims
<RandomAbuse> I am willing to be a victim
<Pholon> I don't want you to know me as "the guy that poops out riddles" T_T
<RandomAbuse> if you can provide an awesome drawing of pedobear
<Pholon> There's more to me
<Pholon> I am a PERSON
<Pholon> ;_;
<Vilda> oh come on
<RandomAbuse> No
<Vilda>
<Pholon> ok well
<Pholon> looks like RA is up for it

(...)

* RandomAbuse waits
<Vilda> but they're already published on TL
<Vilda> and i didnt make them
<Vilda> how fun is that.
<Pholon> ssssshhhhh
<Pholon> gawd
<Pholon> you can credit me
<Pholon> just give RA your favorite ones
<Vilda> -.-
<Pholon> wut >.>
<Pholon> http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2004/04/10/1085012.htm THAT'S RIGHT
<Pholon> WORLD
<Vilda> fine
<Vilda> RandomAbuse
<RandomAbuse> Pholon are you aussie?
<Pholon> ARE YOU WATCHING CLOSELY
<Vilda> who am i:
<Vilda> Although we're both of royal descent
<Vilda> as well as from the heavens sent
<Vilda> we're no good to have around
<Vilda> we'll eat you from the inside out
<Vilda> and leave your carcass on the sand
<Vilda> or who are we
<Pholon> Yes
<Vilda> that wasnt the one i copied though. fail
<Pholon> CRICKEY
<RandomAbuse> hint!
<Vilda> lol
<Vilda> you havent even tried
<Vilda>
<RandomAbuse> this channel needs a trivia bot
<Vilda> haha
(...)
<Pholon> we can clock him
<Pholon> 12:33
<Pholon> see how many he can get in an hour
<Vilda>
<Pholon> it took TL
<Pholon> hold on
<Vilda> it took him 35 seconds to ask for a clue
<Pholon> 1 hourand 45 minutes to get them all
<Vilda>
<Pholon> Are you better than TL RA?
<Pholon> someone needs to cue Eye of the Tiger
<RandomAbuse> I am meditating to gain brain power

<Pholon> we need another victim
<Pholon> someone dumb
<Pholon> oh hi pachi
<RandomAbuse> thats the sad truth pachi
<wildpachi> booben
<Vilda> :D
<RandomAbuse> trivia bot naow?
<Vilda> hi pachi
<wildpachi> hi vilda
<wildpachi> ok
<wildpachi> trivia time then
<wildpachi> pholon vs randomabuse
<wildpachi> each time the other gets a question right, you get a point
<wildpachi> if no one answers within 10s you both get a point
<Vilda> :D
<wildpachi> first to 3 points gets kicked
<wildpachi> ready lets go
<Pholon> lol
<Pholon> let's have it
<wildpachi> Question 1: Who did Savior play in Superfight 1?
<Pholon> Nada
<wildpachi> oh
<wildpachi> wrong you get a point too
<Pholon> you didnt say so
<Pholon> beforehand
<wildpachi> fine
<Pholon> T_T
<wildpachi> no point
<wildpachi> but you're dumb
<wildpachi> it was obviously boxer
<Pholon> yer I dunno it
<wildpachi> because boxer was going to army
<wildpachi> ok so now theres 3 ways to get points, other person answers correctly first, time out and if you get it wrong

(...)

<wildpachi> i'm too innocent
<iCCup|deL> and gay
<wildpachi> says the one who lives in geytown
<iCCup|deL> shaddup :|
<yenta> del is delirious
<iCCup|deL> delicious
<wildpachi> pholon totally ran away
<yenta> thats what the gay black men say
<wildpachi> how lame
<Pholon> no
<Pholon> I'm here
<Pholon> but
<Pholon> now I'm gone
<yenta> Pholon is now Pholon`afk-gayporn
* Pholon slaps yenta around a bit with a large trout

<iCCup|deL> OK what kind of trivia
<iCCup|deL> is it
<wildpachi> pro scbw obv
<wildpachi> like koreans and shi
<wildpachi> t
<iCCup|deL> fuck
<iCCup|deL> I only know
<iCCup|deL> KT
<Pholon> imo
<yenta> who won the gillete osl?
<iCCup|deL> go
<iCCup|deL> go
<iCCup|deL> go
<iCCup|deL> go
<wildpachi> well someone is going to get kicked soon
<Pholon> if del gets 3-0
<yenta> A: a korean
<iCCup|deL> Roger Federer
<Pholon> pachi gets kicked
<wildpachi> your mother gets kicked
<iCCup|deL> in the nuts
<wildpachi> i dunno any questions
<iCCup|deL> lol
<iCCup|deL> some trivia master
<iCCup|deL> go
<iCCup|deL> go
<iCCup|deL> go
<wildpachi> ok Q1: Name one KTF player that was in the Duam OSL Top8
<wildpachi> Daum*
<iCCup|deL> wtf year was that
<wildpachi> ggplay won it
<wildpachi> probably last year
<iCCup|deL> nal_ra
<iCCup|deL> flash
<iCCup|deL> luxury
<iCCup|deL> yellow
<wildpachi> you only get one answer
<iCCup|deL> reach
<wildpachi> you dumb
<iCCup|deL> they are my guesses
<wildpachi> i give up
<iCCup|deL> well choose the right one
<wildpachi> pholon kick him
<iCCup|deL> he won't
<iCCup|deL> cos I will just kick him from iccup
<Pholon> you should define your rules better
<iCCup|deL> and he values iccup more than I value mIRC
<wildpachi> ill define your mom
<Pholon> cause you didn't say only 1 answer
<Pholon> I'm sorry man
<Pholon> just the way it is
<iCCup|deL> it would have been reach
<iCCup|deL> or flash
<iCCup|deL> anyway
* [o_crowOpAg is now known as l|JoTurya
<iCCup|deL> it is 3 Qus even if we discluse that one anyway so
<iCCup|deL> disclude
<iCCup|deL> or count it as wrong
<iCCup|deL> even though I got it right totally
<iCCup|deL>
<iCCup|deL> wildpachi
<iCCup|deL> ilu