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Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-29 15:22:55
October 29 2009 15:17 GMT
#1681
[16:13] <FragKrag> fucking SAT
[16:13] <FragKrag> FUCK
[16:13] <Julmust[D]> lol
[16:13] <@MONKEYMASHER> lol
[16:14] <FragKrag> why couldn't it just b out of 1600
[16:14] <@MONKEYMASHER> LOL fragkrag
[16:14] <FragKrag> AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[16:14] <FragKrag> why does writing exist
[16:14] <Pholon> SAYS THE MAN IN A CHATBOX
[16:14] <Pholon> OMFG
[16:14] <Pholon> IRONY
[16:14] <Pholon> KILLING ME
[16:14] <FragKrag> FUCK
[16:14] <FragKrag> LOL
[16:14] <@MONKEYMASHER> lol
[16:14] <Pholon> Ardghdh
[16:14] <Pholon> Sdfafgfghfdfafgftgs
[16:14] <Pholon> SAFKMSFGA


edit: yeah its not funny but I had to put something down for this week plus making fun of FragKrag is always good. Nothing to do about it.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
October 29 2009 16:48 GMT
#1682
Lol, I thought it was pretty humerous.
Life?
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1839 Posts
October 29 2009 16:54 GMT
#1683
Wat I haven't gotten my results back... :\
CJ Entusman #14 • http://soundcloud.com/discodinosaur • https://discosaur.bandcamp.com/
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3454 Posts
October 29 2009 17:27 GMT
#1684
<randomftw> winrar is such a wuss...
<randomftw> "Uh, hey. 40 day evaluation period is up... could you buy me? No? Well I'll just ask again tomorrow..."

Some good quotes so far.
/obligatory haiku
(Just because I can.)
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
November 02 2009 15:27 GMT
#1685
[16:23] <deekay|away> we got really shitfaced at a party
[16:23] <deekay|away> then the next morning i get a text
[16:23] <deekay|away> 'my ass hurts...'
[16:23] <@Nyovne> haha
[16:23] <deekay|away> i reply 'well, when we woke up, you said not to tell you what happened last night. i guess i wasn't the one to tell you.'
[16:24] <@vGl-RaGe> looool
[16:24] <deekay|away> high5
[16:24] <@Nyovne> o/
[16:24] <@Nyovne> hahaha
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Scaramanga
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia8090 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-04 11:03:17
November 04 2009 07:55 GMT
#1686
[11:11] <OverlordPrime> damn,I want to watch both of these games
[11:11] <Nyovne> so I fucked my gf in the ass a few nights back, and afterwards I went like "damn I should plant a flag on your ass" and she replied
[11:11] <Nyovne> "well you already planted the pole"
[11:11] <Nyovne> I died laughing
[11:11] <Nyovne> srsly
[11:11] <Nyovne> haha
[11:12] <Nyovne> esp cause it was the night after scot
Loda talked about the fun counter, it's AdmiralBulldog on his natures prophet
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
November 04 2009 23:01 GMT
#1687
God bless vent:

Pholon: Oh you mean GIFS, not GIFTS
NeverGG: Well duh
Pholon: Pfft, how am I supposed to hear when you don't pronounce ts half the time
NeverGG: I do no' do that!
Pholon: You just did...
NeverGG: ...
Pholon: Say "waterbottle"
NeverGG: wa'erbo'le...
Pholon: ...
NeverGG: Oh my god I dooo!
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
November 04 2009 23:43 GMT
#1688
Damn limeys.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Dknight
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States5223 Posts
November 05 2009 00:38 GMT
#1689
I love how we share similar experiences together Kris thousands of miles away nearly simultaneously.
WGT<3. Former CL/NW head admin.
Julmust
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Sweden4867 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-06 09:37:25
November 06 2009 06:51 GMT
#1690
[07:48:22] you should go visit some cultural stuff
[07:48:28] on your last day
[07:48:28] ^^
[07:48:46] <@zatic> hm yeah I'll drive by some on my way to the airport I am sure

also:
[10:35:16] i just raped some dude
[10:35:18] felt good
AdministratorI'm dancing in the moonlight
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
November 07 2009 23:46 GMT
#1691
[00:44] <Pholon> keit
[00:44] <keit> Pholon?
[00:44] <Pholon> can you get us CJ vs MBC game 4 vod link
[00:44] <keit> no
[00:44] <keit> i dont even know what that is
[00:44] * Pholon licks keit
[00:44] <Pholon> how about now?
[00:44] <keit> you nyovne poser
[00:44] <keit> ;d
[00:44] <Pholon> :/
[00:44] <FragKrag> lol gg
[00:44] <Nyovne> word
[00:45] <Nyovne> noone licks like I do
[00:45] <Pholon> noone licks like Nyo, I know
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Scaramanga
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia8090 Posts
November 08 2009 05:55 GMT
#1692
On November 06 2009 15:51 Julmust wrote:
[07:48:22] <lilsusie> you should go visit some cultural stuff
[07:48:28] <lilsusie> on your last day
[07:48:28] <lilsusie> ^^
[07:48:46] <@zatic> hm yeah I'll drive by some on my way to the airport I am sure

also:
[10:35:16] <Lee-Scara-Jay> i just raped some dude
[10:35:18] <Lee-Scara-Jay> felt good


being out of context is a bad thing
Loda talked about the fun counter, it's AdmiralBulldog on his natures prophet
Camlito
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Australia4040 Posts
November 08 2009 13:03 GMT
#1693
On November 06 2009 15:51 Julmust wrote:
[07:48:22] <lilsusie> you should go visit some cultural stuff
[07:48:28] <lilsusie> on your last day
[07:48:28] <lilsusie> ^^
[07:48:46] <@zatic> hm yeah I'll drive by some on my way to the airport I am sure

also:
[10:35:16] <Lee-Scara-Jay> i just raped some dude
[10:35:18] <Lee-Scara-Jay> felt good


LOL
sAviOr...
Scaramanga
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia8090 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-09 07:38:52
November 09 2009 07:38 GMT
#1694
<ruskie> i LOL'D http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/43/mspaintoverthecliff.png
<ruskie> hHHAGHAHAHAA
<ruskie> fucking crackling me up
<@riptide> adrenal glands?
<ruskie> yea
<Lee-Scara-Jay> haha
<ruskie> le drrugs

i thought this was ok
Loda talked about the fun counter, it's AdmiralBulldog on his natures prophet
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
November 11 2009 18:58 GMT
#1695
[19:53] <@littlechava> i had a really fucked up dream last night
[19:54] <@deekay|> oh really
[19:54] <@littlechava> i was playing a zvz
[19:54] <@littlechava> i went 12 hatch he went 9 pool
[19:54] <@littlechava> so i had to cancel my hatch and sunk up
[19:54] <@littlechava> then he exped before me
[19:54] <@littlechava> and made spores
[19:54] <@littlechava> and went mass queen
[19:54] <@littlechava> and to broodling me
[19:54] <@littlechava> i didnt get to the end of the game in the dream
[19:55] <@littlechava> but i was playing lastshadow
[19:55] <@littlechava> so humiliating
[19:55] <@deekay|> ....
[19:55] <@littlechava> dunno how i knew it was him
[19:55] <@littlechava> i just did
[19:55] <@littlechava> worst nightmare i've ever had
[19:56] <@Nyovne> just
[19:56] <@deekay|> quit sc
[19:56] <@Nyovne> wow

ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
UCD2
Profile Joined January 2009
United States109 Posts
November 11 2009 23:04 GMT
#1696
On November 12 2009 03:58 Nyovne wrote:
[19:53] <@littlechava> i had a really fucked up dream last night
[19:54] <@deekay|> oh really
[19:54] <@littlechava> i was playing a zvz
[19:54] <@littlechava> i went 12 hatch he went 9 pool
[19:54] <@littlechava> so i had to cancel my hatch and sunk up
[19:54] <@littlechava> then he exped before me
[19:54] <@littlechava> and made spores
[19:54] <@littlechava> and went mass queen
[19:54] <@littlechava> and to broodling me
[19:54] <@littlechava> i didnt get to the end of the game in the dream
[19:55] <@littlechava> but i was playing lastshadow
[19:55] <@littlechava> so humiliating
[19:55] <@deekay|> ....
[19:55] <@littlechava> dunno how i knew it was him
[19:55] <@littlechava> i just did
[19:55] <@littlechava> worst nightmare i've ever had
[19:56] <@Nyovne> just
[19:56] <@deekay|> quit sc
[19:56] <@Nyovne> wow



should take a break from sc
kroko
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Finland2136 Posts
November 11 2009 23:31 GMT
#1697
But then LastShadow wins...
I have Sick Timing and UnReal Macro
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
November 15 2009 18:41 GMT
#1698
[19:29] <@Nyovne> WATCH OUT FRAGKRAG
[19:29] <@Nyovne> DUCK!!!
[19:29] <FragKrag> wat
[19:29] <@Nyovne> dude didnt you see that monkey crapping in his hand
[19:29] <@Nyovne> he was ready to fling it right at your left eye
[19:30] <@Nyovne> but then deekay| walked around that corner and got it instead
[19:30] <FragKrag> i have no left eye
[19:32] <deekay|> .....
[19:32] <deekay|> i would never
[19:32] <deekay|> get hit with poo
[19:34] <Pholon> its true
[19:34] <Pholon> you're a great dodger
[19:35] <@Nyovne> haha nice one vincent
[19:37] <Chaz> lol pholon
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Scaramanga
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia8090 Posts
November 19 2009 10:44 GMT
#1699
<[UCF]Whiplash> who is that girl in woojin stars shirt?
<Lee-Scara-Jay> crazyhydra
<[UCF]Whiplash> wait
<[UCF]Whiplash> OH
<[UCF]Whiplash> LOL

:D
Loda talked about the fun counter, it's AdmiralBulldog on his natures prophet
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
November 20 2009 08:52 GMT
#1700
[09:52] <DoctorHelvetica> you should print out my fanfic
[09:52] <DoctorHelvetica> and show kwanro
[09:52] <DoctorHelvetica> you guys will bond
[09:52] <DoctorHelvetica> yeah like romeo and juliet
[09:52] <NeverGG_> I don't want to be his friend
[09:52] <NeverGG_> he plays for woongjin!
[09:52] <NeverGG_> I have standards!

lol no u dont!
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
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